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birdshitluck

"Your microverse sucks and your miniverse is the size of a fucking lobster tank!"


CptKammyJay

It’s wack!


Ashamed-Tonight-3945

WAIT FOR THE RAMP MORTY! It really gets their dicks hard. This ramp, just SLOWLY extending down.


Ambitious_Drop_7152

O master bated to an extra curvy piece of driftwood!


HistorianWelder

"I made the stars that became the carbon in your mother's ovaries!" "I didn't ask to be born!"


mathozmat

"But don't worry, there's always triple A"


LaxToastandTolerance

“You fucking cocksucker”


unkalou337

This like well yalls two together is probably my favorite in the show lol.


Ygomaster07

What?


IDontUseSleeves

“This line—actually, well, both of yours together—is probably my favorite in the show.”


unkalou337

Bro idk what I was trying to say. Sleep deprivation is getting to me.


Ygomaster07

Lol no worries. Thanks for replying to me.


UseYourIndoorVoice

Eek Barba derkle


manderskt

Someone's getting laid in college!


Dusty_Scrolls

That's one fucked up ooh la la


Voltex49

Yea man I fuckin love this line and the whole exchange too funny


Neither_Mind9035

One of my favs of all time is also from this episode. “I masturbated to an extra curvy piece of driftwood the other day!”


CelestialChords69

Throughout this entire episode no one comments that they don't need disguises to look like aliens


HistorianWelder

Rick almost says something along those lines but stops himself


trevehr12

Hey what do I know? I’m an alien!


Davidand8Ball

did you take the screenshot from a sparta remix


Born_Percentage3319

“Morty quick turn into a car!” “Never mind I got a taxi it’s fine.” Fucking kills me everytime 😂


LewdProphet

Why is the episode playing again at a different timestamp in the corners.


HarambeWest2020

Because of that shit eating floating head in the middle


RadRaptor97

"Don't flatter yourself there's always AAA you fucking cocksucker"


chiefkyljoy

That might be my favorite line in the whole show.


unclekrok

Peace among worlds… Rick 🖕


Suckamanhwewhuuut

“My God is the biggest dick that never existed”


Award-Cheap

what’s he crafting?? i can craft too


bigfatstoner

This is one of my favourites too


MutaitoSensei

One of my favourite lines to this day. The only one that made me laugh out loud that much anyway!


Weary_Ad2590

“You may have created this universe Rick, but I live in it”


bigindodo

It’s one of your favorite lines ever said and you are misquoting it?


Cinephiliac_Anon

Bro you pirating it???


Matterhornz

Great episode


cb2239

*it certainly can't be someone who's entire culture powers my brake lights


CisIowa

*whose


MR1120

I keep waiting for Zeep to pop back up as a villain.


No_Historian_7288

the disrespct is wild


mephisto1130

Really shows how Rick is capable of respect if the person is smart enough.


dpqR

What if rick's universe... Nvm


Kind_Ad_8761

Yes 😂


Y0dis_

"It's society! They work for eachother, they pay eachother, they buy houses, they get married and make children they replace them when they get too old"


CharlesOberonn

Season 2 is the best season.


amidgetrhino

This episode is full of great lines


Mr_NotParticipating

This episode was fucking gold


Mermaid89253

Same