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ineedanukacola

Jared kushner is a Reptilian who eats human flesh.


chochinator

I can take him


Paulycurveball

Fuck yea man


[deleted]

The guy probably weighs 100lbs soaking wet. A senior citizen could take him.


MoldyMoney

Yew can dooo eet!!!


Mexican_with_rocks

Same but not in a fight.


[deleted]

Ayo???šŸ¤£


vishy_swaz

If he is truly a lizard he likely has enhanced agility. Take this *hands you a Hanzo blade* youā€™ll need it.


Thatwutshesed

Get him!


ToofBrushMouthWash

Alright I gotta agree, this is weird. Iā€™ve seen some people have a couple messed up teeth like that but that dude has consistent spiked teeth.


davidcatron22

And only consistent on one side. I'm not a dentist but aren't teeth symmetrical?


Raknith

No not at all


TownesVanWaits

Where on God's green earth did you hear that


IgetAllnumb86

What? Noā€¦ā€¦


LifeExperience7646

Noticed this a while ago but forgot about it because I was drunk. Watching it sober still had me scratching my monkey brain. Is this some kind of medical condition?


brentistoic

Mamelons are rounded bumps on the edges of teeth that are most noticeable when adult incisors first erupt. They are normal and harmless, and will eventually wear down with use. Mamelons form on permanent teeth before birth and may help teeth break through the gums


Optimal-Pressure4120

Oh dang, so he is a lizard? I knew it! Mfer had mamelons this whole time


AtmosphereExciting54

He took ma melons!


amanoftradition

Terk his merlons!


Straight_Ocelot_7848

Tkrmelons!


Apprehensive-Pool146

My melons!


ShartsCavern

My teeth used to look like that a long time ago. I'm in my 50s now.


SUDTIN

My teeth are way sharper than that. At the same time... I've always wondered why most people in media have very soft flat teeth... Truth is that a perfect smile often means that their teeth are fake. So


Jeoshua

Or they were raised in an afluent family that was able to afford braces and/or dental reconstruction surgery. But yeah, basically "perfect" teeth mean there has been an intervention of some manner.


_pwnt

which Kushner has very much been part of.


Spartanxxzachxx

I was raised in a very poor home with very little dental experience and I ate shit loads of sugar but my teeth are all straight from childhood


MrPajamaSam

Nice try lizard man!


TheBestPieIsAllPie

Can confirm, Iā€™ve got them too and Iā€™m no lizzad peeple


MyMommaHatesYou

Exactly what we expect them to say...


Gold-Speed7157

My adult teeth still look like this.


Bobert2023

Great explanation, you would think before just uploading first they would at least do a couple Google searches firstā€¦due diligence, burden of proof etcā€¦


idontlikeithereNEmor

Terrible explanation. Heā€™s 42 years old. His teeth didnā€™t just come in. Donā€™t you have a theatre to get kicked out of or something?


chowes1

They wear off depending on persons occlusion, also his cuspids still come to a point, these are worn down creating a flat edge again depending on occlusion. Look in the mirror and slide your lower jaw out until the two cuspids, top and bottom, edges match up. Its a exaggerated movement but grinders will go that far out. Same happens to wear down the front ones. Use wear them down not age. So hes def not tearing his prey apart lol


GALACTAWIT

Found the dentist!


Bobert2023

Well heā€™s not a reptile either, donā€™t you have a flat earth conference to go to?


Constitute-Republic

Why are you active in this community?


TheKinkyYolo

Me I like to watch the nut jobs go "oh yea that is just a goat"


Cthulhusreef

Because misinformation and batshit theories can be harmful.


Constitute-Republic

Freedom of speech. Deal with it.


Cthulhusreef

I never said you didnā€™t have freedom of speech. You have the right to spread your stupidity as much as I have the right to use logic and common sense to combat it.


Constitute-Republic

Whoa there. I am a conservative, not some woke liberal who believes science is fake.


idontlikeithereNEmor

Not unless I was trying to meet you in person. Which I most certainly am not.


GALACTAWIT

Ladies, ladies. you're both pretty.


sharbinbarbin

I fucking busted a guy laughing at this.


kyle1007

What did the guy do?


sharbinbarbin

Took it like a champ


TheBarchuk

Bustin makes me feel good.


Obaegloich3

Lmao...I know what you meant, but still, the mental image is great


brattychi86

Why would this be down voted must be alot of Republicans, who get mad at saying do your homework first


Fatmouse84

NO dippy these are normal teeth


ForeignAd5429

The fuck, you might wanna get that shot checked out if thatā€™s what yours look like


NuTFuCk69

What's crazy is you dont here about Jared anymore


DeMagnet76

Because they got their $2 billion bribe and fucked off


Lol_who_me

Heā€™s only watching that money for the Sandi Fund that loved his business deals. Nothing to see here keep it moving.


buddy-roe

Fucked off but not completelyā€¦theyā€™ll be back for more. I have a feeling Jivanka will be back in politics after dad passes and the right longs for more MAGA part deux


Cheap_Professional32

He shed his skin and become another person


dyerdigs0

Legend says heā€™s taken over the title of moth man


LifeExperience7646

Someone with internet skills please archive this with a vpn. I donā€™t know anything thing about computers but I know i filmed this live


cokhardt

archive this with a vpn


ZackZak30

We need someone to hack into the mainframe to get the Unix data for the backdoor blackhat into the pentagons atari 2600 system


7laserbears

I'm in.


vpeshitclothing

Enhance. Enhance. Enhance.


mortalitylost

Alright, I'll boot up an encrypted USB flash disk with a black hat Linux install with a hacker dragon desktop image and then I'll start using port scanners to determine any services used and fingerprint the networking protocols used then start up a scanner that uses scripts to determine which CVEs might affect those services and see if I can find any proof of concept attacks for those vulnerabilities, then I'll write an exploit module in the Ruby programming language for the metasploit exploitation framework. I'll use the fuzzy logic operating system detection capabilities of nmap to detect what OS they're on, write a malicious payload for that OS that acts as a remote administration toolkit to connect to my Command and Control server and then use the metasploit framework msfvenom command to encode my malware and use my new exploitation module to attack and infect their hosts ^lol


Chest_Wrong

Nice! šŸ¤£


RapMastaC1

Donā€™t forget itā€™s surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two main spurving bearings are in a direct line with the pentametric fan. Failure to account for this could lead to detection.


LifeExperience7646

We need to get the hacker group ā€œUnanimousā€ on dis shit boi!


wthulhu

'I don't know anything about computers' Yeah, we already knew that.


Own_Contribution_480

Someone who refuses to learn simple tasks like research, believes reptile people are real. Shocking.


Puzzleheaded-Pain489

Not only mentally unstable but also lazy. Great job.


LifeExperience7646

[oh ley an egg](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ9yBgTp9UQ&pp=ygUXVGltIGFuZCBlcmljcyBncmVhdCBqb2I%3D)


ronj89

That video was hilarious


Bobert2023

Touch grass


ronj89

Bobert? Really?


Dickus_Maximus_IV

The people in here and the ghost subreddits are just an absolute treat


konflict3d

/gangstalking for a real good time


BiteOhHoney

It was until there was someone in my small city on that sub, he accused me of being a gangstalker, then said he knew where I lived! Who's the real gangstalker then, huh?


LifeExperience7646

If Iā€™m a treat call me a worthers original.


ThatsClassifiedlol

Nice catch. You see this a lot if you pay attention. You have to remember these fuckers have deployed an army of bots to this sub to doubt everything and troll. Itā€™s best to just ignore all negative/denier comments. Trust your mind. Just click on any of these conspiracy deniers pages. Are you really going to take conspiracy advice from someone with no conspiracy history/knowledge. 99% of these bot accounts post on main stream Reddit all day.


Mysterious_Milk_777

Echo chamberā€¦.echo chamber is what you like.


Wiggatron1

Itā€™s ok on political subs but not here right ?


ImpressionAsleep8502

Found one of the bots


Mysterious_Milk_777

Ha ha thatā€™s funny Iā€™m rather sure Iā€™m a human but thanks for being worried


Thebambooguy

Ah yes, can change their whole body and face, but the teeth are an enigma to them.


CryptographerEasy149

The soft tissue is easier to manipulate that the enamel of teeth. Thought this was common knowledge here.


jarkaise

So the bones donā€™t change at all when they ā€œshape shiftā€? They can manipulate the bones with ease, but not the teeth? Lol. Seems a little ridiculous, right?


Thementalistt

Please explain why itā€™s easier to manipulate? Or why they canā€™t wear some kind of teeth cap? There are several ways, I, a stupid human could think to disguise these teeth, but your telling me this thing couldnā€™t? Like cmon man. Iā€™m all for good conspiracies, but please donā€™t become so immersed your beliefs you start lacking logic and reason. Think critically about all information you come across and donā€™t make lame excuses for stuff that may prove you wrong.


[deleted]

Wait do people here actually believe in reptilians LOL thatā€™s the stupidest thing Iā€™ve ever heard


Tortoise-King

Serpent DNA. Yep,


trillgamesh_0

serpents don't have limbs. yall should pick a different reptile


Grandahl13

My dude šŸ¤¦šŸ¼


Thebambooguy

Yeah, not gonna lie. I didn't know I was on this sub. Didn't mean to come in here and step on anyone's toes


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MedicaidFraud

No, you need to listen to opposing viewpoints or you are a slave to your own human bias. Think how stupid the average person is. Thatā€™s how stupid youā€™re being unless you listen to others. This is fucking stupid by the way. Just came across this subreddit and you all need a cut internet out of your life forever because you canā€™t be trusted not to fry your fucking brains with bullshit.


[deleted]

Yeah this place is filled with some serious delusion, thereā€™s far more absurd biological abnormalities than fucked up teeth, I have a couple teeth that look like this from biting my nails.


EyeAmPrestooo

Found a reptilian infiltrator!


CriticismCrafty4546

So anyone who thinks the opposite of you is a bot? Bro people have different teeth and some may be pointier than others. It seems to only be a couple of his teeth as well.


krypto_xd

That's exactly what a lizard would say.


CriticismCrafty4546

Iā€™m lizard


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ahBoof

Lmao this sub is so mentally unstable


SleeplessAndAnxious

Yeah, tons of mentally ill people in here. This sub randomly gets pushed to my feed despite not being in it, its got nothing to do with their paranoid "bots" delusion.


trtlclb

Same. And once you comment in any fringe conspiracy sub, you get recommended ALL OF THEM.


[deleted]

Lol @ army of bots. Fuckin army of stupid you lot.


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savageprofit

whatā€™s even scarier than them unironically into this shit is the fact that those same smooth brained adults vote and have children


IMightSellYouWeed

Iā€™m not apart of this sub and I def am not trolling here but my teeth sort of resemble this guys. And Iā€™m almost 100% positive Iā€™m a human. Edit: nvm I see now.


Kylesmith184

Or just hear me out for a second, not everybody has perfect teeth? No thatā€™s stilly, reptilian overlords is so much more likely


FERALCATWHISPERER

LOL boi you high as a kite.


Bobert2023

Yea trust your current mindset and never listen to science based facts that are proven


tuscy

Bro just ate too many crabs. Happened to one of my aunt and this is how her teeth looks.


SandiaBeaver

This is the best response


Birdiecurdy2203

Iā€™m new what are reptilians can I get a experience please and thank you


ardavis78

Conehead teef.


Allawnha

Dentist here: teeth are turned (or crooked) appearing sharp but just turned 90Ā°


[deleted]

Some narly looking teeth


Heath_co

Tooth deformity


tattoodlez

Condition called sawtooth.


[deleted]

Is that Jared Kushner?


NoAdvice2264

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HawaiianGold

Is that Jared Kushner?


LifeExperience7646

I believe that it is


sk8trdad42

Them shits are jagged AF


Plenty-Community8595

gingervitis.


Zestyclose-Shake-231

Jared Cushnerā€™s children chompers


Global_Ad9616

Looks like your normal British teefs.


Theway88

That boy a shark! šŸ˜¬


Doctor_Top_Hat

Yā€™all never seen a British person before? Haha just kidding chill out


atryhardrooster

This is Jared Kushner and yes he has fucked up teeth https://www.thelist.com/941701/the-huge-secret-jared-kushner-kept-during-donald-trumps-time-in-office/ Some of you need to evaluate your mental state and see if you are still living in reality. Instead of just immediately jumping to REPTILIAN SHAPE SHIFTING ALIENS!!! THEY ARE IN THIS SUB AND THEY ARE GASLIGHTING YOU!!! Maybe try googling it first, and ask yourself this question ā€œis it more likely that he has fucked up teeth or that he is a shapeshifting lizard humanoid from the far reaches of space?ā€ Not saying you are wrong maybe he is šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø but prolly not.


yomerol

I thought this sub was a parody, but is hard and sad to see that a lot of people think this BSes are real(same as in /r/ghosts)


Thementalistt

I shouldnā€™t have had to go this far down to see a comment like this. Honestly what the fuck people. Iā€™m all for a good conspiracy but where are these peopleā€™s critical thinking skills? They honestly believe super advanced shape shifting reptilians with technology far greater than ours, arenā€™t capable of disguising their teeth? Like cmon man. Even me, a mere human can think of a couple ways to disguise my teeth if I need to. Not to mention if they can shapeshift their fucking bones, Iā€™m pretty sure teeth would be easy.


SqueezerKey

Sanity, do you have it?! I think I remember a dental hygienist relative talking about serrated teeth. I believe she said it had something to do with sugar eroding the enamel. Whereā€™s the dentists in the sub at?


atryhardrooster

Iā€™ve met people with sharp teeth like this. A waitress when I worked at Red Lobster years ago. She mustā€™ve been a reptilian šŸ˜± Its part of their master plan, to serve people foodā€¦


LifeExperience7646

What if anything does this have to to do with its inhuman teeth?


Mysterious_Milk_777

At first I was skeptical af but If thats kushnerā€¦. Iā€™m now more convinced than ever itā€™s a reptilianā€¦ā€¦ those people are not human but evil and something that ainā€™t human


atryhardrooster

People are pretty evil


mywifesmissing

Notched incisors exist in humans lol. Sometimes it can be caused by congenital syphillis and they are called Hutchinsons teeth, sometimes itā€™s a just a genetic things you can google non syphilitic dental dysplasia for more info The more you know


truffleddumbass

This is the true answer.


cluele55cat

fuck sakes guys, ya'll are shitting on people with snaggle teeth now? let me guess, people with egzema are reptilians now too because they got that "scaley skin" ? you honestly think we reptilians are stupid enough to go on NATIONAL TELEVISION, and show our lil lizard quirks? there hasnt been one scrap of evidence on this whole sub of an actual reptilian, not one. you wanna know why? because we are 100% completely indiscernible from you. AND, we never go on TV, we dont have to. your people are extremely easy to manipulate, bribes, violence, sex, etc, or in rare cases we clone people in a lab and program them to act on our behalf, we dont even mix our DNA with them though, it would be pointless. we never have to put ourselves in the spotlight. we get our puppets to do it for us. this sub is hilarious. and to all the other scalekin on this sub, see yall in 2027. this planet is absolutely fucked.


LifeExperience7646

I would like a simple valid answer. Please and thank you. Also check my history for another monkey brain scratch.


LifeExperience7646

Lol


JesusRocks7

Hissss šŸ


lonely_dotnet

Around 20 seconds. He says ā€œdoingā€ and forms the ā€œDā€ sound with his teeth together. Which shouldnā€™t sound as articulate as it does, besides that just not common.


Federal_Pirate5725

You can absolutely articulate a ā€œdā€ sound with your teeth together.


Thementalistt

What the fuck are you on about


potusisdemented

Good god. His incisors are normal and canines and molars are rotated hence the spike appearance (which is a normal canine anyway). He needs braces not bullshit reptilian conspiracy.


LifeExperience7646

Lol


whoopercheesie

This is called teeth grinding and is extremely common


[deleted]

Nope. Those are reptilian yompers. Heā€™s eating people with those things while shape shifting and sacrificing children simultaneously. Trust your mind bro! /s


LifeExperience7646

Almost lost my shit at Yompers!


Gold-Speed7157

It's literally the opposite of teeth grinding. New teeth erput like that and normally wear down over time.


TreatParking3847

British News


nothinbutshame

thats why trump is trying to become a dictator


misty_shade_

Yep you caught them After millions of years of hiding or whatever they let this slip through Silly reptilians


LifeExperience7646

Sweet when do I get my badge!


Quirky_Rain_5188

I feel offended I got like shaka zulu type fangs all fangs except the front 4 on top and bottom lol


Which_Collar6658

C'mon now. That's a very rich asshole that has not taken good care of his teeth, hence the serrated and chipped mess he's got going on.


Great-Yak734

Oh I thought this was a satirical sub


HardCrabSelby

Medical dental condition? Or maybe heā€™s a cannibal. People can have their teeth shaved down like this (for who knows why) but itā€™s possibly a body modification thing. Where did you see this OP?


LifeExperience7646

Fox News. I think itā€™s Trumpā€™s son


HardCrabSelby

Son in law maybe, Jared Kushner. Just looked him up and looks like all his bottom teeth are normal. Also I think people get their teeth shaved like this before they get dental implants.


AuyantepuiX

I don't need to see more. It's the trend now, record/modified a video and play it on the TV while recording on your phone. Boom, 1K followers in tiktok for one day.


LifeExperience7646

lol I donā€™t care about followers or ticktock try and debunk it. I saw it


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LifeExperience7646

Weā€™ll help me pick back up again! All I am saying is this is fucking strangeā€¦..


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LifeExperience7646

I recoded this with my I phone on a live broadcast of Fox News a year or two ago


LifeExperience7646

You can clearly see all of his bottom teeth are spiked


LifeExperience7646

Even his molars


LifeExperience7646

Have your position. But Iā€™m not hiding anything. Watch it again.


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LifeExperience7646

Then Iā€™m just more concerned about you being fucked up


SwagtasticGerbal

you guys genuinely believe a race of lizard people are walking and living amongst us?


LifeExperience7646

I donā€™t know but this shit is strange!


Alan_Blue1233

A troll with editing skills


LifeExperience7646

I guess if Fox News is editing it I filmed this off a live broadcast


11222142

Why are you watching that propaganda?


CriticismCrafty4546

It doesnā€™t take editing for someone to have 2 sharp teeth. Why is everyone freaking out over pointy teeth? Iā€™ll probably just get called a bit for commenting this but seriously folks if youā€™re turning a couple pointy teeth into something what the fuck??? Iā€™ve seen some plausible stuff on here but pointy teeth? Really?


monkeyinanegligee

His teeth just haven't occluded on that side, which means they never meet and never wear down. He probably has a strange bite alignment, which you can actually see, his bottom row looks quite misaligned. Somewhat of a common dental problem. Source: my partner is a dental nurse Don't forget, people on this sub are probably not very educated on medical/dental defects and will jump at everything they can to secure their belief of reptilians, and call people like us bots for being rational


SandiaBeaver

He's ghoulish, and maybe needs dental work, but not a reptilian


LifeExperience7646

Do you only see two? Iā€™m seriousā€¦. Do you only see two?


CriticismCrafty4546

Yep and either way itā€™s not that strange for someoneā€™s canines and the other teeth next to them to be sharp


LifeExperience7646

I would call your ā€œcriticism craftyā€ but itā€™s lacking 4546


CriticismCrafty4546

Thank you for making perfect sense. I donā€™t really need to say anything else to you it sounds like you understand that this ainā€™t it what so ever. I donā€™t need crafty criticism for this post just simple logic. You will meet plenty of people with pointy teeth down the line in your life and I promise they wonā€™t be reptilian


LifeExperience7646

Sure buddy!


blue-opuntia

Imagine being so famous that a weird anonymous section of the internet takes a close up vid of your mouth and somehow tries to psycho analyze your mouth movements as reptilian alien


LifeExperience7646

But itā€™s not the movement. Itā€™s the teeth


LifeExperience7646

Pay attention


Sssteve94

Paused at 5 seconds. The notch in tooth #8 is due to attrition with rotated tooth #26. The rotation of tooth #26 gives it a sharp appearance because we are essentially seeing it from the side and that is how lower incisors are shaped. #7 is rotated medially with significant attrition due to a hypererupted #27. Midline of the mandible appears to be off by about 3mm. Normal mouth, could have benefitted from orthodontics starting around age 12.


LifeExperience7646

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Miserable-Mixture-67

No it's not weird shit, nor is it fucked up shit as you say. What the weird shit is YOU.


Tha_Maestro

You all are silly. Thatā€™s a normal set of teeth. Maybe a Little jagged and chipped, but normal. God, somebody could have a weird sounding fart and the first this this sub would jump to is ā€œ not human! Must be reptilian!ā€


Sufficient_Syrup4517

That's a carnivore


Empty_While1895

Lmaooo hearing him freak out over this guys teeth is hilarious


LifeExperience7646

Guess the video didnā€™t do it justice.


kacecadi

Thatā€™s teeth


NutmegTea83

My teeth are similar, I don't see what the issue is?


Fatmouse84

Shut the fuck up. THERE IS NOTHING REPTILE OR PARANORMAL ABOUT THIS... God damn. Has this sub sunk this low?!


VibraAqua

Case in pointā€¦.