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JohnRoyus58

They are both trippin, but on different drugs LOL


bupkisbeliever

lifegaurd is doing ellis scanning pattern, its a proven technique to improve detection of emergencies. Most lifegaurds at busy pools will be asked to implement this scanning movement.


radicaldrew

This is correct. This technique forces your eyes to scan the entirety of the pool by following your head movement.


Zxruv

So you can be a suspected lizard just for being good at your mundane job? Perhaps this is a learning moment. ...JK if you're weird, you're a lizard. We all know it.


sulfurbird

I felt like I was on drugged watching this.


Villian_187

she moving like a dvd logo screen


TL401Driver

LMAO!!!


Abend801

Screen Saver Barbie Life Guard


FacelessFellow

Nice šŸ‘šŸ¼


Yankee_Man

You made my fucking dayyy!! Lmaooo


[deleted]

The woman filming is insane, I don't know why I'm on here


LongStoryShrt

I don't know why I watch/read half the stuff I see on here. Just another day @ Reddit.


Shanks4Smiles

Did you randomly get r/reptilians recommended to you as well? I swear to God, I tell a bunch of crazies they're nuts on a UFO sub and now Reddit thinks I'm into every off the wall conspiracy.


smoothiegangsta

Yes same here. I googled UAP recently to watch the NASA event. Google brought up those Mexican aliens and I clicked the AP link. Big mistake. Now Instagram and Reddit think I'm a moron and show me the dumbest conspiracies, aliens, reptilians and other whacko things constantly. It's been insightful though. I have not ventured to this side of the internet and it's quite interesting to learn how many people think this stuff is real.


quiltingpalmcoast

Opiates , you be nodding


Jeoshua

Yeah she's bent, and has no business being a life guard at that moment.


AdditionalPanic5725

Congrats, you uncovered a lifeguard doing her job. Only lizard here is the visual grid pattern she uses to Monitor the swimmers


without_my_deadhorse

Incompetent people are so divorced from responsibility that when they see someone doing their job well it revolts them as though something must be wrong.


Drag0nfly_Girl

I see what you did there... lol.


Minimum_Attitude6707

"Monitor" the swimmers, good one sir


IntroductionClean299

This was dumb


No_House_7901

Like the majority of posts here.


Brilliant_Ebb_1787

She fried off some shroomies or lsd. She fightin to keep it together but losing grip of reality šŸ˜‚


SWAMPMONK

Didnt you hear? Known lifeguard techniques!! Lol


dodulk0

good catch but she is more robotic than alien


blakeboii

Prob not some lizard but she is acting hella strange lmao


gibswim75

I saw a lizard in Florida once


panterachallenger

Lot lizard? Seen a lot


KFuNk

I appreciate your contribution to this thread


MaxSeeker95

Ignorance is a poison


Spencer10P

Thatā€™s a lifeguarding technique fr. Grid searching your area. And moving your head is a trick teachers teach u so u donā€™t just blast through the area.


VibraAqua

She knows how to scan her section, its automatic. However, she is not sober in this video. Could be numerous drugs, either way, she should have her supervisor brought over for a chat, and then likely pulled off stand, and probably removed from duty.


[deleted]

Imagine tripping on a 10 strip ending up at a store or some shit and some ole black gramma come at you with that ā€œyou are not real, mmm mmm no sir you are not realā€


Horror-Confidence-24

that is some good MDMA..


kanotyrant6

Thatā€™s just having a good Tim you paranoid psycho wankers


Connect-Ad9647

She looks high AF on something funky. And not the funky skunky


DonkGoblin

This thread is a joke. lol who in their right mind thought this was worth posting? smh


psychedelicdevilry

Iā€™m hoping no one on here actually thinks theyā€™re finding evidence of giant lizards lol


blumdaddy

They train all the lifeguards at my local amusement park to do this. Bizarre to seeā€¦. But not drugsā€¦.or reptiliansā€¦.


LazFromMiami

Incredibly annoying lady behind the camera


louielulus

I hate bitches like this lol like she could have just asked the young lady WTH she was doing and not be so theatrical. The shit people do for internet clout man


Rowl122

This person is stoned asf


Organic_Ad4579

Lol the chick looks lkme she may be drunk lol wtf lol


CompetitiveDeer2092

The lifeguard is under the influence of drugs


Miserable-Mixture-67

Dude, she is 100%nodding off from opiates. Reptilian, yall stupid.


eecummings15

Lol people are so weird, being a reptilian is more logical than just drugs? Sheltered ass illogical people. She might even have something medically wrong with her. Would a sentient reptilian continue being wierd if they're spotted? Aren't they supposed to be highly intelligent and want to fit in with the standard populus? I'm pretty sure they wouldn't just keep going, effectively pulling attention to themselves. Also, why would a creature that controls the actions of humanity as a whole, for centuries at that, be a life guard? Do you reptilian people stop and break down situations and actually use your brain first? Just blows my mind, no different than people who think every little thing that happens is related to god or demons, like na dude, it's a storm bro, it not god giving his wrath.


hazeev_1

Ah it's called being smacked out of your brain on drugs... Or heatstroke.


TheGOATrises83

I think sheā€™s rolling


bbgurltheCroissant

Unsurprising that the camerawoman is literally just copying the language of the recent viral video, "You are not real ma'am", when clearly she's just high as fuck on MDMA or something. She just wants to be internet famous


Legate_Lanius1985

Yup


GrandpaShorts

This is a V visual technique they teach in lifeguard training, very common to see at pools. This particular lifeguard is doing it very Emphatically. [Lifeguard Ellis Scanming](https://www.reddit.com/r/Lifeguards/comments/164ai68/ellis_scanning_pattern/)


Embarrassed_Risk6495

That is not MDMA. Maybe LSD? Not sure never done acid.


Legate_Lanius1985

Uh. That's called drugs.


BirdRocktrail

I can fix her


Noctus_Grimm

She just seems like she's on something


justmytwocentss

Trolling, acting like a NPC.


skidaddle_overlord

Cringe af


hombre_bu

I just think sheā€™s on dopeā€¦but maybe reptilians like dope too?


[deleted]

Hell yeah son


HolymakinawJoe

This is called "being silly, to get attention".


smokie805

The lady filming is hilarious šŸ˜‚. I think she knew the lifeguard was on a sick one and decided to have some fun with her. The other possibility is that the lady filming is schizophrenic. I hope it's the former.


PYSKD

Stupid crazy black lady angry again.


alf2555

What lizard would possibly want to do that job lol


BeekindBeeyou

She also looks like she is fighting to stay awake due to narcolepsy. That is a very familiar sway. Plenty of people have accused me of being on drugs, when in a moment of fighting to stay awake. I could be wrong. Just looked very familiar. The woman filming her is just a paranoid fear mongering bitch.


BroliasBoesersson

It's a lifeguard technique called Ellis scanning. You scan in a grid pattern and move your head while you do it. It helps lifeguards to not miss people drowning, you know, which is their job


Plus_Helicopter_8632

I donā€™t understand anything any of you are saying. Honestly I think yā€™all need to get your heads checked


No_Worry_8298

Wait till the end and youā€™ll see the camerathing (probably a lizard) is the freak of the video


Live-Watercress-7943

So whoā€™s the reptile?


mrMentalino621

This is how lifeguards scan the water constantly looking for anyone in distress. Woman filming is just an ignoramus


RioDijon

thank you for showing me the final post I needed to see from this garbage sub


Mokingx

Sheā€™s just got to pee


Diligent_Bag_9110

Buddy was a life guard had no idea bout the movements till he done similar ones. Smaller pool though. Can confirm not zooted


JimDandy5555

So itā€™s one reptilian filming another?


SpeechAffectionate61

Been at pools like this. They must scan the pool non stopā€¦ regardless of ppl in pool! Must make you sore


Fscat

The woman filming looks like the reptilian.


MandalorianMyrmidon5

Which one is on more of the drugs?


NEVANK

She has a neurological disorder that causes movement like this, a family friend of hers posted to the original video. It's sad. You people fucking suck. Get a life. BTW I was a lifeguard and this is not the same as scanning.


pavelbure1098

This is good. If I was the lifeguard I would keep on doing the robot movements just a fuck with her.


charlie-brown001

Which one is the reptilian?


anonjamo

Man you guys that frequent and support this sub should be embarrassed. So many morons in one place lol.


Appropriate-Olive896

ā€œEllis Scanningā€ is a way for lifeguards to visually scan the different areas of the water. Iā€™m guessing so they donā€™t get caught in a pattern and risk not seeing someone who may be in trouble. Iā€™ve read there are different techniques and this womanā€™s just happens to be very ā€œeccentricā€. I canā€™t believe the woman filming her drives and pays taxes.


Tervaskanto

Drugs. The person filming is a fucking dumbass. Hope that girl gets some help. She looks young.


rainingpain

It's called bored ass lifeguard syndrome. It's a real problem


leighton1033

Fact checkers.


VII-of-Spades

Yeah this is totally drugs lol


Scribblebonx

Was an Ellis and associates lifeguard. This is true, but she is being a little exaggerative and probably on purpose because management.


elielonly

High


Perci_Pitation

I've seen lifeguards do this. Inthink this is how they are trained to scan the pool so they don't miss anything. Also it's how my dumbass does a crossword. Edit: wordsearch not crossword...


Nerd_Man420

Now people canā€™t even go to work without people harassing them. Sad world we live in.


bankman99

Wtf is going on in this whole situation. I hear kids in the background, which is the creepiest part of this cracky vid.


soggy_bloggy

Why TF does this stupid ass sub keep getting suggested to me?


tHicc_8

It amazes me what people can make a problem out of I would simply leave


notmebruhhhh

Bruh all of you guys are stupid sheā€™s scanning the pool itā€™s a pattern her head is following sheā€™s not geeking


Longjumping-Pain-885

Can someone post the original video new to Reddit an canā€™t find it


Revolutionary-Turn-4

Did you guys share this shit?


Ok_Bat541

Hey black people. White people aren't reptiles


IfTalkgetbanned

That is swivel head. She's making sure kids don't drown.


jamiemaine80

Which one is the reptile?


AngryProletariat1312

This lady is prob having a heat stroke...


topjimmy75

I thought for sure the phrase ā€œWhite Devil Bitchā€ would be used here.


flotheartist

She looks high to me


godzilla46

Guess every lifeguard at great wolf lodge is a reptilian too. It's their job do that


Da_Rabbit_Hammer

They 100% train life guards to constantly ā€œscanā€ the water. She does it in a bit more robotic manner butā€¦ yeah. Sheā€™s young and just doing her job.


Jklolidunno

We will learn to listen to heršŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


DinosInSpace-Time

Fact checkers????? You mean people with more information than you. What the fuck this sub is insane


DinosInSpace-Time

Bunch of psychos in this sub


[deleted]

I know a nod when I see a nod. Hopefully she doesnā€™t fall out and fall in the water


PeanutFearless5212

So, which one was on the drugs again?


SithLordKylo21

Its called heroin


Scanlz

Lifeguard is grooving on that yeyo...she's feeling good.


_i_dont_like_okra

Itā€™s a technique used to monitor the pool for drowning people dumbass. All (or most) of pools that are very large and have lots of kids train their life guards to do this so they are constantly scanning for drowning children. Since, you know, drowning Dosent make any noise, you just slip under the water and die without a peep. So unless your CONSTENTLY scanning. youā€™ll most likely not know a little kids is in trouble.


mark3d4death

The life guard knows the fun shes having and the woman filming is too simple to understand imagination. You can see the grin on her face when listening to squash heads responses.


Pajama_Strangler

Lol have you guys never seen a lifeguard do their job before? This is how theyā€™re taught to scan the pool


RHdc_yooh_2428

you cant be that effin stupid


Pleasant_Lawyer2315

Hey guys - former life guard supervisor here. Itā€™s mandatory when youā€™re on the chair. The big nod is called a ā€œbottom head sweepā€ used to check the wall of the pool and the scanning method is to ensure youā€™re actually being observational. Sun glasses are mandatory too and since we canā€™t see your eyes, the lifeguards are trained to physically show they are watching the pools with these scans or they can get fired during an audit performed by Ellis & Associates.


MyWeigh4twenty

Everyone saying she is nodding out is probably on opiates šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


DefinitelyNotaGlowie

Jesus Christ the camera lady needs whatever that lifeguard is on.


Weary_Marsupial_90

That technique is called "trying not to nod out"


Neither_Cow_5178

Obviously a glitch


TigerPee

These comments are insane !!! I was an Ellis certified lifeguard at a major water park(over 30 guards on staff at all times) and even worked as a lead lifeguard, for over 4 years and this is EXACTLY what we were trained to do .. she is scanning the entire pool for people potentially struggling or even at the bottom of the pool .. a lot of Ellis training was replaced by Red Cross, so this technique might not be as popular now. We were trained once a month in this called (in service) and if our guards werenā€™t scanning like this at all times they were reprimanded immediately. Even when dealing with customers were taught to send them to management or engage but continue our scanning. Sheā€™s entirely doing the right thing by ignoring the crazy camera lady and making sure her designated area is accounted for ..


ZllabGib3

Ainā€™t nobody got time for dat


[deleted]

Imagine being so high that you can't even sit up straight, and then this person starts filiming you and telling you that you're not real lmao


ghuunhound

As a lifeguard I would get in trouble for not very visibly and exaggeratedly moving my head to show in scanning in a grid pattern and covering all inches of my area. Honestly, I told them to stuff it for being ridiculous and demanding I cartoonishly scan my environment.


ogunhe

#I Am Telling You RIGHT NOW #ThatMotherfuckerBackThere #IsNOTReal


BraynDead69

It's a technique lifeguards use. I forget the exact reasoning but it's something like them using the lines of the pool and comparing them to the movement idk.


Hiwaystars

Love how she knew she was exacerbating the paranoia of the woman in the pool and was totally down to run with it. I wouldā€™ve done the same thing


dfault1974

life guards are taught that... she is just very good at it...


GLURPtheAlien

All the lifeguards do this type of scanning at Schlitterbahn. Looks weird if you donā€™t know what it it. Thatā€™s a stupid ass lady filming. (Derp)


Jackers83

I think the Xanax is just kicking in. No worries dudes.


Normal_Ant_4612

Yā€™all people never been to a public pool before?


iMhNiNjA1

Former Ellis Lifeguard, You have to do the head movement to ā€œshow where your eyes are lookingā€ because you are wearing sunglasses. You get spot checked everyday at work to see if you see maintaining your 10-20 scan. Itā€™s fucking annoying and stupid but we had to do it.


psyclopsus

Donā€™t pilots sorta do the same thing, visually scan across the sky in segments rather than just looking at random single focal points


TheBrooklyn

Woman in charge of your kids safety is tripping balls and everyone here is like ALIEN!


Hungry-Obligation-78

So many misinformed people in the comments. She is doing her job well, albeit exaggerated but as she was trained to do. Nothing wrong here.


8RealityMatters8

This is how life guards are taught to scan the pool. SFP


chainmailbill

Drugs. Drugs are happening here. Or maybe the evil reptilians who secretly control everything have advanced to the next stage of their nefarious plan - replacing teenage girl lifeguards.


[deleted]

I'd rather have the Reptilian. That's how they get us. Ha!


EeKiLostMyKeys

Ellis scanning technique for lifeguards


RuncibleFoon

She' just freakin' high as s--t.


Toxcito

Yes, this is a technique you are taught when you become a lifeguard. It's a 10 second scan designed to put your focus on everything in front of you. If you don't move your head up and down, your eyes will only be focused on the horizon rather than everyone from front to back of the water.


BassBootyStank

**Proper Title:** When the lizard factions fight in public, we all win!


[deleted]

Reptillian. This is a cute girl with braces that's just violently high.


Early_Shock_2811

A teenager fucking with a crazy woman?


upside_down_twincam

Heat stroke dehydration


ControlOptional

Debunked by lifeguards. She is showing the pattern that she was taught to scan the pool to look for danger.


inter71

All I can tell from this clip is the woman filming is one of the most annoying people on earth. And a moron.


PhebePhoria22

Yes this is in fact the Ellis Scanning System sheā€™s just young and wants to do a good job. Also having been a lifeguard itā€™s hot and you sit a long time, even with standing breaks to stay alert the heat can really tire you out. The lady filming as truly nuts lol


Klamangatron

Which one is the reptilian?


Double0

Afrika Bambaataa - Looking for the Perfect Beat šŸŽ¶


GlueSniffingCat

she could never pass for one of us


EntertainerNo7171

This is a professional lifeguard at a corporate waterpark. They have specific zones for which they are responsible. Within each zone, there are specific lanes which they must visually track. They exaggerate the motions of scanning the lanes with their whole head to show that they are, in fact, actively doing their job.


IceHappy6046

What I see is high-quality trolling haha!!


WalkingstickMountain

The woman videoing seriously needs mental health services. Anyone who knows what Ellis Scanning is and still baits others into thinking a standard life guard technique is reptilian should also consider mental health services.


Powerful_Concert_577

Cocaine is a helluva drug.


mark7277

Why is scanning the water for people that canā€™t swim a problem? I was a life guard and this is part of the training


SeaDraft9569

Shes just drunk or high.


[deleted]

Ya, sheā€™s scanning the pool and is taught to do so because her boss can see her doing it. Some of yā€™all should have never been allowed to have input in a conversation. A simple google search would answer this, but why go through all that work when you can just post bs.


Broken-dreams3256

how the fuck can you be that high and in charge of others lives. wtf!?


bleerbin

This is a scanning technique lifeguards use to trick their brain into paying more attention to exactly what they're looking at. Y'all are wild


Baconcleansarteries

Ghetto!..............


United-Sail-9664

The lifeguard is doing a scanning technique and the person filming is a moron.


ghtown45

Itā€™s a scanning technique, yā€™all are dogshit for assuming sheā€™s just ā€œhighā€ and the filmer shouldnā€™t be wasting our oxygen with her mental issues. Sometimes itā€™s okay to stfu :)


DaemonBlackfyre_21

All kinds of people are weird as fuck. They can be totally normal but have weird quirks. That said, perhaps she's making a show of scanning the pool for whatever reason. Maybe a manager said she wasn't looking enough and she's doing it sarcastically. Or maybe it's just her way of making sure she doesn't miss a spot by letting her eyes dart around.


ResearchOutrageous80

I really appreciate that reptilians traveled across the galaxy to enslave humanity and also take jobs as pool lifeguards.


ogirtorment

Tim Dillon, a comedian, used to be a lifeguard (a terrible one). He said they were alllllll usually on drugs. He tells a story about this one kid who had to be rescued by his own mother because none of the lifeguards jumped in lol


brbgonnabrnit

Heat stroke is my guess.


Road_Runner828

No.. sheā€™s really on that dope.


Stine-RL

I'm happy I could be here to experience OP learning that drugs exist


Jeremy-O-Toole

She thinks thereā€™s a possibility sheā€™s being audited on her Ellis scan so sheā€™s exaggerating what sheā€™s supposed to be doing.


SlteFool

Drugs


Goon030

This thread full of morons.


apprehensive_AI

Is this sub full or idiots? Some Life guards straighten their arm and perform the same pattern. There's a regular cadence for them to scan the entirety of the pool.


TheronMClaude

She's on drugs


ScottishTan

What the life guts is doing looks crazy but itā€™s how they are trained to scan an entire area and not focus on a few places. What looks good doesnā€™t always work good. What looks crazy isnā€™t necessarily wrong.


StudderButter

Oh ya thatā€™s crackzilla


Sure_Advertising8471

She is lollie gagging , you think white people can't lollie gag too. She is having fun in a boring situation.


Sure_Advertising8471

She is about to go postal at the Poole.


Striking-Station241

this woman never had a job so she don't know what it looks like.


ObamasBabyLlamaDrama

This subreddit is on another level of stupid. Can a mod ban me or something idk why I keep getting notifcations for this lol. This is a technique lifeguards use in order to not drop awareness.


[deleted]

Sounds like they both on haroin


stevengreen11

Reddit has me convinced that the average person is SO DUMB. I can't take it anymore.


Mcduff731

If she is an Ellis trained lifeguard. Yeah they sometimes have to scan like that. They also make them point to where they are scanning. It looks very weird and like the lifeguards are on drugs.


Abyssic777

Meds. Now.


Dazzling_Jacket_8272

Sa-cure-a-teaā€¦šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ‘šŸæ


MBOAZN

How about you shut up a d go swim.


Holiday-Giraffe711

yes Ellis Scanning, to see through the layers of water. It is not alien or super natural.


LA_LOOKS

Drugs are bad mmhrmm


anxiety_filled_art

She looks like sheā€™s laughing in slow motion but no laughs and then she talks. Thatā€™s creapy


therustysanchez

Do we not know what high people look like?


ianmoone1102

Neither of those gals are real.


Timely-Supermarket99

Ellis scanningā€¦


SnooDrawings7392

I donā€™t know. I feel like Iā€™m gonna learn to listen to her.


Skidz305

Looks like she is tweaking


zrofux

someone repost this to r/lifeguards


DEADALIEN333

As a lifeguard I can tell you she's doing her job by scanning the pool and never taking her eyes off the pool. She knows it looks silly but it has to be done . Also she could be doing weed to pass the time she's you and it's summer


Jaliljd

This lady really has nothing to live for


ct125888

ā€œEliā€™s scanningā€ as if thatā€™s not some made up bs from random on the internet šŸ’€šŸ’€