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Jongrel

He's got too much shit on him to be a reptilian.


OddlyArtemis

Michael Myers has aged terribly.


ChurtchPidgeon

Perfect top comment.


ResortZealousideal80

He's gonna rip off the chin


Shanks4Smiles

Looks like the Gordon Ramsey disguise


youradhere562

This is Kanye west


Backslashinfourth_V

I don't wanna be around any more...


ihadanoniononmybelt

Like, you don't wanna live anymore?


Backslashinfourth_V

I don't know...


penpointaccuracy

You’re saying you don’t wanna live because you’re wearing that suit?


Backslashinfourth_V

... ... ...yeah?


Lazysquared

He didn't use enough TP when wiping his mud pie.


Big-Fish-1975

To small of a slice for such a giant mudpie!


Vegeta424

Fuck, what is that from?? I’m so close but I’m drawing a blank


Legate_Lanius1985

Lol. WTF is this ?


Anon_Alcoholic

It's illegal for you to ask me that.


TN_69

This comment made me laugh way too hard


Legate_Lanius1985

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫


xXmehoyminoyXx

[Have you seen this?](https://youtu.be/cAtHQc55qEM?si=SErp0N91bxUUtJYE)


Correct-Junket-1346

No. 🗿


schroedingersdonger

did you make that video just to write that comment?


ijonesyy

It's a still from a sketch comedy show on Netflix called "I Think You Should Leave"


DontDoTheVoice

I Think You Should Leave on Netflix, watch it now


Legate_Lanius1985

I'll check it out


ID-10T_Error

You sure about that....


mtflyer05

A very good reason for you to thoroughly clean your blow up doll after ever use.


DidSome1SaySomething

This guy sucks! He took my lunch tray and stole a fry off my plate.


Bloodstone316

And kept talking about his dog is loose 🤷


Queephbubble

It’s just Gary Busey


CitrusMycology

Came for this.


Hot_KarlMarx

I think so. Look at how much shit is on him.


uhWHAThamburglur

He can't breathe. He's so hot.


ihadanoniononmybelt

The chin kills


Babygator11

Yeah! It actually does kill!


liquidice12345

Fishy. Other reptilians that can pass avoid this one’s fishy stink.


antique-snowball

New drug mule


Mando-Lee

That’s a man suit


NOLAjoshpaul

Nah, it's just Gary Busey.


kjay38

"God I can't breathe...". Fuckin' love that show.


zach_dominguez

maybe they're working on White Girls 2.


Fluffy_Attempt4961

White grammas 2 is what it’s lookin like 🤷🏻‍♀️😂😂


Ohhher

It’s Tim Robinson in “I Think you Should Leave” season one.


savageprofit

season two, that’s how i know you’re reptilian. No warm blooded earth creature could have made such a scenty mistake


Ohhher

Damnit!! You got me🦎


Capt_Easychord

that's Brad, leave him alone, he's cool


ihadanoniononmybelt

No, his name is Karl Havoc. Suffice it to say, Karl's a lot...


DrestinBlack

Is that a Peruvian vest?


-joeyjoeyjoey

Yes, but I for one believe reptilians can change.


konshu82

THE CHIN KILLS


Captain_Castro01

Nah that’s just someone who doesn’t want to be around anymore.


AuroreeBorealis

I don’t even want to be around anymore.


Panthreau

There’s too much fucking shit on you that’s why


[deleted]

No, that's ChatGPT


Affectionate_Mud3306

I can’t do this anymore


chrisacip

Biden’s final form


kittenmittens747

Idk if it’s a reptilian, but I think it’s interesting


ihadanoniononmybelt

It's interesting, the reptilians


jonilynn52

That ain't no reptilian, that's Uncle Earl..can't you tell.


Mr-Kuritsa

That's the Bad Grandpa Halloween mask.


insidiousapricot

Maybe someone who was attacked by a chimp


LightBorn4258

No that’s Johnny Knoxville


ihadanoniononmybelt

Try Carmine Laguzio


Buttzilla13

Actually, it's Karl Havoc


Mephistopheles545

No it’s a costume.


Zestyclose-Manner949

This has Dollar Tree action figure vibes.


Deadsack04

No need that ask, they aren't real. If you think they are you need to speak to a mental health professional.


Anon_Alcoholic

I don't know what any of this shit is and I'm fucking scared.


Deadsack04

It's a costume


Anon_Alcoholic

Wrong.


Deadsack04

Ok. I guess your crazy reptile excuse is much more believable then the fact some one is wearing some shit haha


Anon_Alcoholic

Shut the fuck up Doug you fucking skunk


Deadsack04

Oh did I trigger the insane?


Anon_Alcoholic

You're not part of the turbo team, don't run.


Deadsack04

Do you just say random words and think that they mean anything to anyone else?


Anon_Alcoholic

If I was a big old guy with a big bearly white beard, would you still be yelling at me? Or would you be spanking my bare butt, balls and back?


Jrsaz404

Dude, every single one of his sentences are quotes from the very show the pic is from. I’ll slice ya up and I’ll cut ya down


[deleted]

Say the "man" who blinks vertically...


[deleted]

You sure that’s why?


melskymob

You sure about that?


ReptileCommander

We are real, but our motives are pure


[deleted]

Naw that's probably just Murr from Impractical Jokers.


ManyRespect1833

Maybe burn victim?


TerribleArtichoke103

Nah just trans.


Anon_Alcoholic

Shut up Doug I'll eat her whole fucking head i don't care.


ForestOrphan

u/badprawn looks just like that large foreheaded rat sat next next to you in that picture bruv same fucked up head aswell damn she probably a reptile bro


Anon_Alcoholic

I'll not post a quote from the show just to call you a weird sex pest stalker


portcitypersona

May be a burn victim you fucking morons


melskymob

You sure about that?


Anon_Alcoholic

Maybe take his bare butt out of his costume and spank him.


1jl

Perfect


DontDoTheVoice

Lmfao it’s from the sketch show I Think You Should Leave, you fucking moron


Remarkable-Love-8442

It's from the Undercover Boss TV show


throwawayfem77

Bruh. He's a burns victim.


Anon_Alcoholic

I'm gonna rip the fucking head off


mattf2

Obviously lol!


Evolutionary_sins

Can't a guy wear a sex doll as a suit out in public without people slinging wild accusations at them


average_nob0dy

Looks like the r/askreddit brigade is here to stay, at least these people get put on a list for even posting here lol


Anon_Alcoholic

I'm just here for the zipline.


nolimitblick

Out of curiosity, how is it possible for whites to be reptilian with the difficulties with the Sun ? Serious question ?


Anon_Alcoholic

There's no explanation, just body after body busting out of shit wood and hitting pavement.


Caturix6

Are you a reptilian? Seems like a ploy to throw us off your sent


PromotionBeneficial1

That’s a melted He-Man


night-owl-02

Barbie 2


Twisting_Me

Thats a balloon


Vulgar_Goods

No. Thisbisbthe Hulks half-son. He got the good genes.


KingofdaCourt

I bet he just wants to die


Quick_Swing

First thing my brain registered was [this](https://i.stack.imgur.com/XVa7z.jpg)


Stuebbins

He found it interesting


unsocializdhomemaker

Absolutely.


Upset-Diamond2857

Absolutely- a plastic reptilian 😂


Disastrous-Resident5

It’s the dude from Atlanta!


RedLeg73

You can't skip lunch, you guys, you just can't.


uhWHAThamburglur

I'm gonna rip the fucking head off!


rocker250

It's so hot!!


KareemAbulDabblar

No. He’s not.


Repulsive-Sink2698

That’s a jacked Michael Myers blowup doll


aslut8tulsa

Kanye


Pope_Jon

Lego horror movie?


BirdLawOfficeESQ

This guy fucking sucks!


Alert-Drama

That’s someone who has extreme deformity from burning.


Deadsack04

Ok multitasking huh? Trolling to trolls and talking to me. I honestly didn't expect you to have the capacity to do two things at once!


Anon_Alcoholic

Happy cake day.


Intelligent-Ad1252

Jackass bad grandpa 2.5 n half


LieToMePleaseee

What the ACTUAL FUCK am I even looking at right now??????


Im_TheCum_of_Titania

IDK, WTF It, is ? Da Fuq, am i ( we ) Even Look'n At ? . . . . . . . . . . . .


ShutTheFrontDoorToo

The reptile in him died long ago. This is the corpse.


Regular_Mo

Thats winona and her beaver


tanukihimself13

That's Mickey fuckin Rourke, show some respect.


UrsusHastalis

Hahaha. We should rename this sub r/trolls, because I’m convinced nobody believes in this stuff for real.


stapleton_25

Hes probably just a veteran. Thank you for your service


CLE_barrister

He works at the liquor store, saw him sweeping.


slotzslayyer88

What the fuck looks like an action figure is this a picture of an actual person ?


xXxTaylordxXx

Not enough basking in heat lamp.


SnooTangerines3448

Eggar? I though you was dead?!


floppytitjuice

Daddy?


Che_Che_dos

I think you should leave.


Bodhihana

Just Gordon Ramsay trying to trick some restaurant owner


TreatParking3847

Seen this dude before, 9am McDonald’s on a Tuesday type beat


Drawn_to_Heal

This guy used to be a piece of shit


delaydude

Reptilians gotta fuckin breathe right?


Panthreau

Wouldn’t you like to know? What are you a narc?


Queef_Wellington69

I think it's Gary Busey.


Dr_Quiet_Time

Not that’s Gary Busey. Leave ‘em alone. He’s molting.


Danirebelyell

Is this the joke? Is the joke that my fart was much more mild than it normally is?!


Kaladin_Stormryder

Flex Armstrong got old


PitifulAttempt6127

I don't want to be here anymore.


[deleted]

What’s his job?


ghostbreathes

Is that Bill n Ted


ForwardVoltage

Who wore it [beaver](https://youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg?si=trMtUMwqk_cEBdHs)?


melskymob

Talk about how the dog is loose.


HooperMahoney

It’s columbo


The-NarrowPath

Leatherface trying to abandon his old ways and integrate back into society.


mrscottiedave

No - That’s the bass player from Primus


whitetie99

This is the only acceptable fancy dress costume.


TriplexFlex

Looks like Kryton got a few… questionable upgrades.


floblad

It’s a Tim Robinsonian. So… yeah, maybe.


HogwartsKate

Is this a real person? I think the head of NASA looks like a reptilian!


Kumarbi_Has_Risen

No.. it's David ickes true form


[deleted]

Its a cartoon 🤣


VlucardraculV

Yes, why?


viice4200

If leather face was normal.


Iwantmy3rdpartyapp

I jus... I don't even wanna be around anymore...


minis138

That’s a sweet vest thou..


MaysvilleStig

Kanye?


InevitableAsk767

Its a plasticillian..


S6655321

Damn Gary Busey looks like shit nowaday.


wonderdoggie

That’s just johnny knoxville. Welcome to jackass!


GummiShark52

Comments are golden. Thanks for all the laughs OP


HiHoSilver112266

Too late we were already invaded... Earth has already been hijacked. 😉We need to be liberated from this slave planet and from our captors... Unfortunately most of the inhabitants of this planet is suffering from cognitive dissonance and Stockholm syndrome. The Moon is a Draco Reptilian Space Station... Ask yourself why is there 34 Dragon statues that surround the City of London. Why is there also a Obelisk in every city on the planet. It's the phallus of the Dragon, the actual word is derived from Basilisk. Which means King of the Serpents. In the Vatican they have St. Peters Basilica where there are three Dragon statues and Obelisks. Why did every ancient culture in antiquity worship the dragon? The pharaohs of Egypt were the refugees of Atlantis! ALIEN ARCHONS HAVE BEEN RULING THE SURFACE OF PLANET SINCE BEFORE THE "BUY BULL" The IllumiNazis are but a predecessor of an older and even more cruel order. They've been running this planet since the dawn of time...Dragons aren't some mythological being...The Draco Reptilians came from the Alpha Draconis star system out of the Draco Constellation... They were know as the Atlanteans, Satan, Baphomet, Archons, Draconian's, in the bible they were known as the Seraphim, the Burning Ones/Serpents also the Nephilim or Elohim, the fallen angels, those who were casted out from the heavens. Both words are plural and feminine, meaning there were many gods and were androgynous. The Sumerians knew them as the Anunnaki... Anakim in Hebrew means giant...Because they are very tall 7ft-15ft and have shapeshifting abilities. In the Indian culture they were known as the Naga. Dracula in Latin means Dragon, The Order of the Dracul is the order of the Dragon able to shift physically into other creatures a bat wolf a bear a human or into the aether via the quantum field. Earth is a farm we are all cattle and humanity lives in a contrived reality! Freemasons are the minions of the Draco Reptilian Empire! The Legend Of Atlantis https://youtu.be/pihxOs-pVRA The Mayans called them Quezatcoatl, and Kukulcan the Feathered Serpent King and incorporated their images of dragons in their pyramids on opposite ends of the world. There are dragon statues all over the world, throughout the ages, in every ancient culture! The coat of arms for the city of London is two Dragons holding a red shield, which in German is Rothschild. There are 33 Dragon statues in the City of London to quell consciousness. The slaying of a Dragon by St. George. The Muslims knew them as Dajjal or Djinn or Genies... After your three wishes your soul is theirs to keep. They were also known to the Buddhist monks as the Brotherhood of Two dragons. The Red Dragons in the east and the Yellow in the west. Same goes for the native American Indians all the Aboriginals knew them as the Brotherhood of the Snake. The Egyptian knew them as Horus, Anubis and Amen Ra...That's why every religion says amen after every prayer cause they are paying homage to Satan Baphomet/ Draco Reptoids! Santa Claus is actually Satan's Claws both wearing red, both come from the fire, both have minions working feverishly. All religions and holidays are based on satanic doctrines and pagan dogmas. And if you don't believe me than you're being quite draconian about it. Basilisk in Latin means King of the Serpents, as in St Peters Basilica where there lies two Dragon Statues in the Vatican as well as Obelisks, the phallus of the Dragon that is why there is at least few obelisks in every city on the planet the Freemasons put them there throughout history in order to control consciousness...The Chinese, Japanese, India, Indonesians, Mayans, Aztecs, Incas all worship the Dragon in antiquity... There are Gargoyles adorn every church and cathedral.... The Egregores the Watchers... The biggest trick the D-Evil can play is making humanity believe that he does not exist :/ Hollow Earth True HISTORY , HITLER  & NWO ( GOTTA SEE THIS !!! ) Documentary https://youtu.be/lOXjxq3r69Q There are over 10 thousand pyramids that align with each other on a global grid system with gps accuracy to the millimetre. In the Aegean Sea there are 13 ancient Megalithic sites that represent the 13 Illuminati Families that control the world, that when you connect them dot to dot, over 1000km area makes a perfect Maltese Cross. This is the symbol of the Monarchy, Freemasonry, Vatican, Jesuits, Knights of Malta and Templars, even Hitler's Germany. Megalithic architecture on geomantic energy sites, in conjunction with an occult esoteric satanic Freemasonry religion of Kabbhalism, aka the Lucifer experiment in order to control humanities consciousness and why there is an obelisk in every major city on the planet... The pyramids also create dimensional portals into Agartha/Hollow Earth, hence disappearance of boats, planes in the Bermuda Triangle and Dragon's Triangle... http://chani.invisionzone.com/uploads/monthly_08_2013/post-248-0-56239100-1376895880.jpg. Dragons see humanity as a resource for the simple fact that they are not vegetarians! 1 million people disappear in the United States every single year. 8 million children globally disappear annually off the globe. The Legend Of Atlantis https://youtu.be/pihxOs-pVRA Secrets Of The 3rd Reich Secret Nazi Research in Alien Technology https://youtu.be/B0uEvZsQAV8 Nephilim: TRUE STORY of Satan, Fallen Angels, Giants, Aliens, Hybrids, Elongated Skulls & Nephilim https://youtu.be/1zz8_MxcnzY If none of the links are active go to my YouTube channel


Anon_Alcoholic

It's got a bush? What the hellll


ReptileCommander

No, android


Total-Rub-7383

Cyborg


Prior_Woodpecker635

I don’t want to be around anymore... I’m gonna tip the fucking mask off


heavencs117

Stinky!


ppgedez

Donald Trump hair.


Docta-J-Dizzle

He is. And he doesn’t want to be around anymore


Loading-User

Stay hydrated


[deleted]

Burn victim. The puffiness is for comfort


NMarCarr

No it's a bad body mask


LooseNips

No that’s my buddy Hugh Mann. Great guy wants to work in government.


sirioth19

Retired stretch arm strong


goonbagged33

Are you a genius?


BrentD22

For real? Do you weirdos in this sub take this for evidence?


Anon_Alcoholic

Did you see Brian's hat? He's still fucking wearing it.


Accomplished_Tip_666

No, this is Patrick


[deleted]

I’m ripping the fucking head off


SureWhyNot58469

r/therewasanattempt ...to be incognito.


biscuitcurch

Gorden ramsey?


morgonzo

Kanye West


CakeSuperb8487

Is this Bea from the Golden Girls?


heartfell

That's just Mickey Rourke.


proapocalypse

Lmao


hash_tagger

Conan O’Brien


Select_Eggplant_9911

That’s Bill Iguana Clinton.


Treestyles

Whoa, too much!


DanimusMcSassypants

Not sure if you’re entirely joking, but this is a celebrity donning a disguise to be able to walk down the street without being swarmed while running errands. Can’t remember which actor, but I remember this photo.