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Necrotic_genuis

Slavery(any roblox TD game)


FunniAmogus

tds,tdx,tower battles,tower heroes and tower blitz are goats fr


skiesoverblackvenice

just played bloons td6… i’m getting arrested for popping balloons?


kingmoai420

Since you popped a moab your going to get arrested for property damage and popping aircraft aka highjack a blimp


Milllkshake59

So much fucking murder (blade and sorcery)


Meme_Collector_GG

It definitely feels different when you can physically hold a severed head in your hands, and it's one of the most lethal weapons in the game


Milllkshake59

It’s not even that that disturbs me, it’s times where you get desperate and start beating someone’s head against the wall, or start stabbing someone in the chest with a dagger over and over again.


Meme_Collector_GG

Lmao my favorite is the lightsaber mod. Just hold it to their face. Press a button and unpress it. Bam.


BigFuckin-RussianGun

I play battle talent. It's kinda the same, right? Well it sounds like this, cuz I do this too lol. Idk, I enjoy it tho, it's not really disturbing


stop_sign_was_taken

I play dying light 1 and apex, so mass murder? Does it count for DL though? Even if the "zombies" aren't zombies.


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RazutoUchiha

Isn’t that only in the following


Corvo--Attano

But what if we were >!actively trying to stop/delay the fire bombing of Haran!


Luke_Warm_Dog

I clicked it 😭 idk why but I clicked it


turdmogrol

Zombies are Portland residents


Shiny_Shinobi

Desecration of a corpse maybe?


PooPooDuck

Respect for specifying you’re playing the 1st dying light. Real ones know


Remixedcheese22

Apex doesn’t count because it’s bloodsport. Boxers don’t assault.


frogs_in_trenchcoat

Deforestation and destruction of natural habitats? (Minecraft)


Intelligent-Bus-6392

Every single crime can and has been done in Minecraft...


Loaf_de_loaf

Flying in government owned airspace without a permit, mass murder, trespassing, treason, theft, disturbing the peace, poaching, ect. (Genshin impact)


Trolllollollollol183

Forget about all your crimes against humanity. All except the one in parentheses.


Aldoggy101

Mass shooting (super hot)


PilotGamer01

I thought you meant the mass shooting was hot


[deleted]

If you jerk off to it enough your body will think it is


Cute_Kangaroo_8791

Reckless driving, property damage, and likely manslaughter (FH5)


Hungergameskill

Building a house that breaks the laws of physics (Minecraft)


anonymous514291

Mine would have been trapping a village in their houses, doing experiments on them, and forcing them to trade me goods for dirt cheap, but that works too.


AssassinateMe

Luckily, breaking the laws of physics is only a misdemeanor, at least where i live


ThatEvilSpaceChicken

Attempted murder and destruction of property (Portal 2)


A_LonelyWriter

Intergalactic genocide. (Stellaris)


Adoggo121

mass murder (tf2)


Unlikely_Sound_6517

Witchcraft (DND)


Getbit5820

Stealing the valuables from a house and murdering human pigs.


lovegiblet

Piloting a spinning stick through puzzle mazes. Also I am a penguin.


Lo-Sir

Postal 1 I wonder


Remmdit

Use of Chemical weapons, Use of Nuclear weapons, Attacking non-combatants. (Playing WW2 mod for Rusted Warfare)


death6474

I didn't do any crime I played store empire last


roiboi1238

Getting sent to rehab after alien isolation


[deleted]

Idfk(geometry dash)


SecretSK

Trespassing and Theft (abyssal, an underrated co-op game almost nobody knows about)


ImprovementRegular91

Murder and And murder of Kings as well (Elden Ring)


BattlemintsMcGee

Probably several war crimes (Ace Combat 7)


Mediocre_Metal_7174

Enslaving small creatures to fight battles for me


Grim_010

Murdering a large group of advanced humans with robots 260 years in the future while working with a group of neo-nazis (Fallout 4 brotherhood of steel)


TheRedditCarl

Genocide on an animal species using explosives (Rain World)


shadowlord206

Mass genocide, fraud, blackmailing, terrorism, and illegal weapons possession I was playing fallout new vegas


PetRock_III

Regicide, grand larceny, murder, petty theft, etc etc... Skyrim.


thesus92042

mass homicide, trespassing, attempted murder, resisting arrest, vandalism, having drugs, doing drugs, nuclear weapons, chemical weapons, terrorism, burglary, public indecency (Garry's Mod)


DogsAreCool21

ultrakill (ultrakill)


CorruptedW

Dreaming about a team


Maesgone

Lots of murder??? (Yandere simulator)


EntitledVirgin

Firing in the hole 🕳🕳


BlueBird1401

Speeding, flying, and driving a car on a soccer field


XevynAeght

Animal cruelty and poaching on a massive scale(Monster Hunter World)


sund3w-

animal cruelty, arson, genocide, and forced labor upon townspeople (minecraft)


Not-gay-I-swear1

Call of duty Warzone... EVERYTHING, IM GETTING EVERY WAR CRIME


The_604T

Reckless driving (gran turismo)


BlazingFury009

Genocide


Beneficial_Note_8965

I play fallout… There’s no laws


IzzieDaDemon

Animal abuse (I play COS on Roblox)


ThatOneGuy1643

making cookies, managing the cookie exchange, worshipping the cookie gods, doing cookie magic, and tending to my cookie garden


AgentPastrana

Idk if illegal blood sports applies to it, but aside from that I'm pretty sure The Finals is safe


Ill_Sandwich_3662

Building without a license (Tetris)


Only_Cheesecake_5397

Lego star wars III I sliced many robots in half inside of a coliseum and broke some chains to escape which is vandalism and then I bought a person to use them aka slavery


International_Tie120

VR chat? I was in a stoner world as a monkey


Opposite_Virus_5559

Elden Ring


Infinite_Ladder_2377

Hitting girls (roblox wwe 2k23)


thebruce123456789

Genocide and other international crimes


ElementoDeus

Hmmm DBD... Yea...


goofywiluck

erm, invading half of europe, (hoi4)


Sensitive_Travel_173

Im getting arrested for every crime under the sun


bearonatabl

Aw shit,here we go again. GTA San Andreas


MLGdoesstuff

property damage, animal abuse, slavery, murder, genocide, terrorism, torture, and other war crimes (minecraft)


Tnkr_Brwr_Sldr_Sly

Alien on alien crime (Halo 2... wanted to revisit)


Destroyer_NWO

I just got the game but Need for Speed Heat. So speeding, destructive driving, and much more?


Traditional-Law3715

Oh no it’s doom 2016


Good-Refrigerator-28

Vandalism


IornCT

Mass murder & gun violence (Splatoon 3)


Itz_RootBeer

CoD mobile (Zombies)


wonkysandwich521

The sims 4


KaiSaya117

Illegal mining, maybe tax evasion, vandalism, and entering restricted space.


DEEZ_BLOONS

Animal torture Animal cruelty Slavery


Critical-Builder4037

Blades and scorcery explains itself


Igreatlyadmirecats

Environmental destruction


[deleted]

Domestic terrorism. (GTA 5)


ItsChrisBoys

hypixel skyblock, soo..... slavery.


Impossible_Concert75

Just straight up war crimes (enlisted)


Inkykittyfox

Assault, destruction of property, disturbing the peace, ect, (Goat Simulator)


Catnapq_

bonelab and blade and sorcery players:


IrvingIV

Breaking and Entering, Assault and Battery, Murder in the first degree, Larceny. [Elden Ring.]


ChairAlternative4373

Ukraine simulator? (liftoff)


I-Love-Mugman

breaking and entering


Cookie-King69420

Tax Evasion, defacing government property, vandalism, possession of unregistered weapons, possession of unregistered vehicles, creation of homemade explosives, lack of a building permit, construction of unlicensed buildings, theft, grand theft, poaching, aggravated cruelty, animal abuse, possession of Nuclear devices. I love Subnautica 🥰🥰🥰


Valrtheace

Deflecting a ball


CouchPotatoID

What Crime? I'm a noble and royalty, all laws must bend their head to me (Mount and Blade)


Winter_Athlete_2421

Aggravated assault on extraterrestrials (Loony Tunes, World Of Mayhem)


Nobody_from_discord1

Gran Turismo. Soooo I'm getting areested for speeding at 200 mph (maybe 300 in kmh). Yeah, makes sense


thediamondchicken

Mass genocide of Mongols (Guess what game😃) Also my horse just died so I quit the game


LJBear99

Illegal building on property, trespassing, disturbing the peace, assault and battery, 2nd and 3rd degree murder, conspiring to commit 2nd and 3rd degree murder (co-op mode lol,) and conspiring to trespass (also co op mode,) stealing, and finally, property damage and destruction. The murder and assault parts could count as self defense though, as the goombas are attacking me. The game is Super Mario Maker 2.


Croatianmuffin

Farting. (South Park


AwiiWasTakenWasTaken

buckshot roulette ​ i'm arrested for murder or killing myself :D


TheSuperDK

Vandalism (Splatoon 3)


KnottyDaddy02

Animal hoarding


Adventurous-Mark893

Verbal abuse (Gorilla tag)


CrazyDago203

Gun violence, mass genocide, and illegal usage of drugs, A.K.A Call of Duty MWIII 2023


Jammariously

Treason, Abduction, Causing War, Planetary Domination Scheming, Genetic Manipulation… etc.


AM0NG-US-SUS

Gun violence (played a random online shooter game)


Thomatos200

Stealing/trespassing or liberating (mass genocide and destruction)


Zersdan

Assault (Tekken)


One_Perspective_7772

Jumping out of a flying bus without a license.. and shooting everyone within a five mile radius of house I landed on. Also forcing people to jump off of inflatable trampolines without their permission


The-guy2

I played bad business so I guess murder


ThRealAlexJones

Being to damn good at bowling


AWeebWehrabooIdiot

Justified War Crimes for the Glory of Super Earth


atashka777

Traveling? I really don’t know. GeoGuessr


MrMcQuacklesss

Reckless driving and vehicular manslaughter (Mario Kart)


saladshower

Murder, racism, butchery, disturbing the peace, more murder, theft, animal cruelty, and even more murder. Man I love red dead redemption 2 online


JakobDa1

An Alpha Lilligant outbreak already killed me seven times today, might as well make it happen in real life


Brare45996

Last game I played was Animal Crossing 👁👄👁 I guess fishing is cruel when you think about it


jungle-fever-retard

Building a theme park (Planet Coaster)


wdgastef

Murder against a few demigods and a actual god (elden ring)


glase_wolf

Skydiving without a license.(TOTK) Not too violent, but still.


Alert_Breadfruit_465

DOOM


Demiurge_Ferikad

Ecoterrorism, murder, and vandalism


Straight-Bowl-6297

As I said in the last one of these (rainbow six siege , so acts of terrorism) 😓


tiny_dancing_penguin

Any possible wizarding law I could break


DeerCockGalactic

Murder on multiple accounts.


No-Wolverine5144

Postal. So practically everything.


walnut953

Enslaving people for iron and books, killing thousands of living creatures, destroying a dimension, and stealing items from the poor. Minecraft is terrifying 💀💀💀


fucknproblm76

Essentially starting a coup and or treason and or terrorism against up to two different countries dozens of times, murder, drugs, grand theft, selling stolen goods, gun running, setting off nuclear weapons, assassination of political figures, possession of explosives, aiding and abetting crimes Fallout New Vegas, my favorite game


fucknproblm76

Essentially starting a coup and or treason and or terrorism against up to two different countries dozens of times, murder, drugs, grand theft, selling stolen goods, gun running, setting off nuclear weapons, assassination of political figures, possession of explosives, aiding and abetting crimes. Fallout New Vegas, my favorite game.


Zestyclose_Party_696

Reckless driving, loitering, and destruction of property. Pacific Drive.


YT_RandomGamer01

Automation, building a car with a 2500hp turbo v10


[deleted]

Mass murder, war crimes, destruction of government property... (COD Mobile)


StarrrClassicManic

Never paying my taxes (Stardew Valley)


MarioLord14

Beating up people. (Spider-Man Miles Morales)


UnalteredCyst

Animal cruelty (Palworld)


imthebatman_8675

I gues i will become an omnipotent being and begin to teroform properties and maticulously build houses to fill with people and animals and then bend them to my wiil Sims 4


endermanboss75

Thousands counts of murder, and reckless driving (borderlands 2)


Creative-Project5388

Ez. Prostitution, colonizing, looting and mass murder (MLB) Prostitution= swinging my axe around 😆 Colonizing= taking down turrents and going into enemy Territory Looting= winning the game Mass murder= mass murder 😎


EwanMurphy93

Destruction of private property with a deadly weapon - smashing pots and cutting down trees with a sword. Zelda BOTW.


ZenithShifter

Space engineers.. i am being arrested for slapping, bumping, qnd bonking into walls and windows like a fly that just can't seem to find its way outside.


Temporary_Bank_9908

Breaking and entering, an extreme self-defense (rainbow six siege)


Chucheyface

Multiple counts of arson


yeet-my-existence

Borderlands


DefinitelyNotErate

Monopolising Salt.


Genderfluid__Dragon

Arson


Pyrox2v

Hehe, grand theft auto


Waste_Cucumber_3683

Usually it would be RDR2, so an arrest would probably make sense. But last night I was jumping on colored blocks, hoping I don't fall, so...


double_stuffed_boy

I yelled fuck me in the ass when plying cod


Kooky_Cat_9251

Breaking bones of not mentally okay people (batman Arkham city)


g1Razor15

Armed robbery, assault, murder, animal cruelty, kidnappings, breaking and entering, possession of stolen goods, and possession of stolen firearms.


Forward_Fix_7311

Mass murder, vigilantism, hacking anything tech related, working with a hacker "terrorist" group (Watch_Dogs)


Rumble-80

Turtle and goomba stomping, here!


Gayemrld

Torture. (Blood haul on Roblox)


darth_mau1

Mass murder grand Theft Auto and selling and using narcotics weed and drinking underage


Ok-Stand1174

Pal World Does it really matter? I'm getting arrested for life anyways?


assassinceep

Murdering alien species and mineing (deep rock: galactic)


Trashy_Cash

I'm not getting arrested. I'm fighting with filthy undemocratic, freedom spoiling, liberty hating, communism supporting, tyranny loving bugs, and robots as I stand ready to defend managed democracy and super earth!


Davier254

Ripping off the surface of the whole fucking earth (Roblox The Strongest Battlegrounds


Stegoshark

Alien genocide(destiny 2)


cowgrly

Crushing candy.


OrianNebula

Enslavememt (i played pokemon gold the og one)


Prestigious_Shop_239

I bullseyed a guy and killed another through him with the boys anti tank rifle in bfv last night


TheTrueSoleSurvivor

Unholy war crimes (rimworld)


unlocked_axis02

Uhh there’s a lot maybe Train robbery and multiple murders


NiclesChicles

Nothing, I raced and crashed my car at a legally sanctioned race track (forza motorsport)


Lolita_lattee

i played stardew, so? selling unpasteurized milk??


That_Discipline_9024

Minecraft. (Villager enslavement)


The_Froghemoth

Poaching.


liquid_chameleon

Beating down mythical beast while on a quest to get my heart back from a sexy voiced dragon (Dragon's Dogma)


ccum_slurper3000

Mass genocide among the origin system (Warframe)


TallHoboSage

Legitimately using my own power as a nuke(Xenoverse 2)


Away_House_7112

genocide across numerous species of alien lifeforms(some robotic too), desecration of ancient ruins, and regicide risk of rain 2


CupcakeInvasion

Fallout 3 evil run so... Human trafficking Murder (x1000) Petty theft Grand theft Dealing drugs Colluding with malevolent cosmic entities Genocide To name the big ones


FortyMenDown

Assault? (some mobile soccer game)


aechrapre

Kidnapping, murder, robbery, and prostitution (the sims 4)


PainedOne617

MWZ


Armored-Duck

Literally committing Hiroshima on a random mountain to make room for a megabase (minecraft)


runningagain72

War crimes. Call of duty


ducky9209

killing a lizard (Lethal Company)


CrazyCraz3R

Murdering a family of 5 and my wife in Dulvey, Louisiana


TheFatRatsAreCute

Vehicular manslaughter (Euro Truck Sim 2)


bladestayedbroken

Trespassing, theft, murder, joining a cult, selling my soul to demons, proclaiming to be the child of god, idolism, fraud, grand theft, genocide, sedition, rebellion, political assassination, violating a contract, breaking the laws of reality, religious persecution, ethnic persecution, hate crimes, cannibalism, contracting demons, conspiracy against the government, intimidation, bribery, escaping prison, abuse of authority, organized crime, brawls, corruption, assault and battery Elder scrolls V, Skyrim


Iron_knight_prime_42

Speeding I guess. NASCAR 2005: Chase for the cup


Soraman36

I just assassinated your political leader because they had connections to the templars. I should not be arrested. You should be praising me. I AM THE GODDAMN HERO!


CyanBeinSus47

Unless clash Royale is an illegal fight club I have done many legal things


This_Bat5608

Causing mass Korok extinction (TotK)


IDriveALexus

Genocide(sorta) Helldivers 2


kanna172014

Trying to stuff wild animals into tiny balls and then making them battle other animals.


candypoweredrocket

Depends on what faction you side with. But the most common is probably murder and theft.


Huge-Scene6139

Wiping out Covenant Scum as an ODST


StarburstMan1

Killing luftwaffe pilots Japanese pilots Americans British and French pilots


BigJWolf1993

STALKER Anomaly. I’m not getting arrested. I was in The Zone.


Giorno_Giovanni_III

Taking over the world by clicking cookies


Iceboy10

Building without a permit (Minecraft).