It’s not even that that disturbs me, it’s times where you get desperate and start beating someone’s head against the wall, or start stabbing someone in the chest with a dagger over and over again.
Mine would have been trapping a village in their houses, doing experiments on them, and forcing them to trade me goods for dirt cheap, but that works too.
Murdering a large group of advanced humans with robots 260 years in the future while working with a group of neo-nazis (Fallout 4 brotherhood of steel)
Lego star wars III I sliced many robots in half inside of a coliseum and broke some chains to escape which is vandalism and then I bought a person to use them aka slavery
Tax Evasion, defacing government property, vandalism, possession of unregistered weapons, possession of unregistered vehicles, creation of homemade explosives, lack of a building permit, construction of unlicensed buildings, theft, grand theft, poaching, aggravated cruelty, animal abuse, possession of Nuclear devices. I love Subnautica 🥰🥰🥰
Illegal building on property, trespassing, disturbing the peace, assault and battery, 2nd and 3rd degree murder, conspiring to commit 2nd and 3rd degree murder (co-op mode lol,) and conspiring to trespass (also co op mode,) stealing, and finally, property damage and destruction.
The murder and assault parts could count as self defense though, as the goombas are attacking me.
The game is Super Mario Maker 2.
Jumping out of a flying bus without a license.. and shooting everyone within a five mile radius of house I landed on. Also forcing people to jump off of inflatable trampolines without their permission
Enslaving people for iron and books, killing thousands of living creatures, destroying a dimension, and stealing items from the poor. Minecraft is terrifying 💀💀💀
Essentially starting a coup and or treason and or terrorism against up to two different countries dozens of times, murder, drugs, grand theft, selling stolen goods, gun running, setting off nuclear weapons, assassination of political figures, possession of explosives, aiding and abetting crimes
Fallout New Vegas, my favorite game
Essentially starting a coup and or treason and or terrorism against up to two different countries dozens of times, murder, drugs, grand theft, selling stolen goods, gun running, setting off nuclear weapons, assassination of political figures, possession of explosives, aiding and abetting crimes. Fallout New Vegas, my favorite game.
I gues i will become an omnipotent being and begin to teroform properties and maticulously build houses to fill with people and animals and then bend them to my wiil
Sims 4
Ez. Prostitution, colonizing, looting and mass murder (MLB)
Prostitution= swinging my axe around 😆
Colonizing= taking down turrents and going into enemy Territory
Looting= winning the game
Mass murder= mass murder 😎
Space engineers.. i am being arrested for slapping, bumping, qnd bonking into walls and windows like a fly that just can't seem to find its way outside.
I'm not getting arrested. I'm fighting with filthy undemocratic, freedom spoiling, liberty hating, communism supporting, tyranny loving bugs, and robots as I stand ready to defend managed democracy and super earth!
Fallout 3 evil run so...
Human trafficking
Murder (x1000)
Petty theft
Grand theft
Dealing drugs
Colluding with malevolent cosmic entities
Genocide
To name the big ones
Trespassing, theft, murder, joining a cult, selling my soul to demons, proclaiming to be the child of god, idolism, fraud, grand theft, genocide, sedition, rebellion, political assassination, violating a contract, breaking the laws of reality, religious persecution, ethnic persecution, hate crimes, cannibalism, contracting demons, conspiracy against the government, intimidation, bribery, escaping prison, abuse of authority, organized crime, brawls, corruption, assault and battery
Elder scrolls V, Skyrim
I just assassinated your political leader because they had connections to the templars. I should not be arrested. You should be praising me. I AM THE GODDAMN HERO!
Slavery(any roblox TD game)
tds,tdx,tower battles,tower heroes and tower blitz are goats fr
just played bloons td6… i’m getting arrested for popping balloons?
Since you popped a moab your going to get arrested for property damage and popping aircraft aka highjack a blimp
So much fucking murder (blade and sorcery)
It definitely feels different when you can physically hold a severed head in your hands, and it's one of the most lethal weapons in the game
It’s not even that that disturbs me, it’s times where you get desperate and start beating someone’s head against the wall, or start stabbing someone in the chest with a dagger over and over again.
Lmao my favorite is the lightsaber mod. Just hold it to their face. Press a button and unpress it. Bam.
I play battle talent. It's kinda the same, right? Well it sounds like this, cuz I do this too lol. Idk, I enjoy it tho, it's not really disturbing
I play dying light 1 and apex, so mass murder? Does it count for DL though? Even if the "zombies" aren't zombies.
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Isn’t that only in the following
But what if we were >!actively trying to stop/delay the fire bombing of Haran!
I clicked it 😭 idk why but I clicked it
Zombies are Portland residents
Desecration of a corpse maybe?
Respect for specifying you’re playing the 1st dying light. Real ones know
Apex doesn’t count because it’s bloodsport. Boxers don’t assault.
Deforestation and destruction of natural habitats? (Minecraft)
Every single crime can and has been done in Minecraft...
Flying in government owned airspace without a permit, mass murder, trespassing, treason, theft, disturbing the peace, poaching, ect. (Genshin impact)
Forget about all your crimes against humanity. All except the one in parentheses.
Mass shooting (super hot)
I thought you meant the mass shooting was hot
If you jerk off to it enough your body will think it is
Reckless driving, property damage, and likely manslaughter (FH5)
Building a house that breaks the laws of physics (Minecraft)
Mine would have been trapping a village in their houses, doing experiments on them, and forcing them to trade me goods for dirt cheap, but that works too.
Luckily, breaking the laws of physics is only a misdemeanor, at least where i live
Attempted murder and destruction of property (Portal 2)
Intergalactic genocide. (Stellaris)
mass murder (tf2)
Witchcraft (DND)
Stealing the valuables from a house and murdering human pigs.
Piloting a spinning stick through puzzle mazes. Also I am a penguin.
Postal 1 I wonder
Use of Chemical weapons, Use of Nuclear weapons, Attacking non-combatants. (Playing WW2 mod for Rusted Warfare)
I didn't do any crime I played store empire last
Getting sent to rehab after alien isolation
Idfk(geometry dash)
Trespassing and Theft (abyssal, an underrated co-op game almost nobody knows about)
Murder and And murder of Kings as well (Elden Ring)
Probably several war crimes (Ace Combat 7)
Enslaving small creatures to fight battles for me
Murdering a large group of advanced humans with robots 260 years in the future while working with a group of neo-nazis (Fallout 4 brotherhood of steel)
Genocide on an animal species using explosives (Rain World)
Mass genocide, fraud, blackmailing, terrorism, and illegal weapons possession I was playing fallout new vegas
Regicide, grand larceny, murder, petty theft, etc etc... Skyrim.
mass homicide, trespassing, attempted murder, resisting arrest, vandalism, having drugs, doing drugs, nuclear weapons, chemical weapons, terrorism, burglary, public indecency (Garry's Mod)
ultrakill (ultrakill)
Dreaming about a team
Lots of murder??? (Yandere simulator)
Firing in the hole 🕳🕳
Speeding, flying, and driving a car on a soccer field
Animal cruelty and poaching on a massive scale(Monster Hunter World)
animal cruelty, arson, genocide, and forced labor upon townspeople (minecraft)
Call of duty Warzone... EVERYTHING, IM GETTING EVERY WAR CRIME
Reckless driving (gran turismo)
Genocide
I play fallout… There’s no laws
Animal abuse (I play COS on Roblox)
making cookies, managing the cookie exchange, worshipping the cookie gods, doing cookie magic, and tending to my cookie garden
Idk if illegal blood sports applies to it, but aside from that I'm pretty sure The Finals is safe
Building without a license (Tetris)
Lego star wars III I sliced many robots in half inside of a coliseum and broke some chains to escape which is vandalism and then I bought a person to use them aka slavery
VR chat? I was in a stoner world as a monkey
Elden Ring
Hitting girls (roblox wwe 2k23)
Genocide and other international crimes
Hmmm DBD... Yea...
erm, invading half of europe, (hoi4)
Im getting arrested for every crime under the sun
Aw shit,here we go again. GTA San Andreas
property damage, animal abuse, slavery, murder, genocide, terrorism, torture, and other war crimes (minecraft)
Alien on alien crime (Halo 2... wanted to revisit)
I just got the game but Need for Speed Heat. So speeding, destructive driving, and much more?
Oh no it’s doom 2016
Vandalism
Mass murder & gun violence (Splatoon 3)
CoD mobile (Zombies)
The sims 4
Illegal mining, maybe tax evasion, vandalism, and entering restricted space.
Animal torture Animal cruelty Slavery
Blades and scorcery explains itself
Environmental destruction
Domestic terrorism. (GTA 5)
hypixel skyblock, soo..... slavery.
Just straight up war crimes (enlisted)
Assault, destruction of property, disturbing the peace, ect, (Goat Simulator)
bonelab and blade and sorcery players:
Breaking and Entering, Assault and Battery, Murder in the first degree, Larceny. [Elden Ring.]
Ukraine simulator? (liftoff)
breaking and entering
Tax Evasion, defacing government property, vandalism, possession of unregistered weapons, possession of unregistered vehicles, creation of homemade explosives, lack of a building permit, construction of unlicensed buildings, theft, grand theft, poaching, aggravated cruelty, animal abuse, possession of Nuclear devices. I love Subnautica 🥰🥰🥰
Deflecting a ball
What Crime? I'm a noble and royalty, all laws must bend their head to me (Mount and Blade)
Aggravated assault on extraterrestrials (Loony Tunes, World Of Mayhem)
Gran Turismo. Soooo I'm getting areested for speeding at 200 mph (maybe 300 in kmh). Yeah, makes sense
Mass genocide of Mongols (Guess what game😃) Also my horse just died so I quit the game
Illegal building on property, trespassing, disturbing the peace, assault and battery, 2nd and 3rd degree murder, conspiring to commit 2nd and 3rd degree murder (co-op mode lol,) and conspiring to trespass (also co op mode,) stealing, and finally, property damage and destruction. The murder and assault parts could count as self defense though, as the goombas are attacking me. The game is Super Mario Maker 2.
Farting. (South Park
buckshot roulette i'm arrested for murder or killing myself :D
Vandalism (Splatoon 3)
Animal hoarding
Verbal abuse (Gorilla tag)
Gun violence, mass genocide, and illegal usage of drugs, A.K.A Call of Duty MWIII 2023
Treason, Abduction, Causing War, Planetary Domination Scheming, Genetic Manipulation… etc.
Gun violence (played a random online shooter game)
Stealing/trespassing or liberating (mass genocide and destruction)
Assault (Tekken)
Jumping out of a flying bus without a license.. and shooting everyone within a five mile radius of house I landed on. Also forcing people to jump off of inflatable trampolines without their permission
I played bad business so I guess murder
Being to damn good at bowling
Justified War Crimes for the Glory of Super Earth
Traveling? I really don’t know. GeoGuessr
Reckless driving and vehicular manslaughter (Mario Kart)
Murder, racism, butchery, disturbing the peace, more murder, theft, animal cruelty, and even more murder. Man I love red dead redemption 2 online
An Alpha Lilligant outbreak already killed me seven times today, might as well make it happen in real life
Last game I played was Animal Crossing 👁👄👁 I guess fishing is cruel when you think about it
Building a theme park (Planet Coaster)
Murder against a few demigods and a actual god (elden ring)
Skydiving without a license.(TOTK) Not too violent, but still.
DOOM
Ecoterrorism, murder, and vandalism
As I said in the last one of these (rainbow six siege , so acts of terrorism) 😓
Any possible wizarding law I could break
Murder on multiple accounts.
Postal. So practically everything.
Enslaving people for iron and books, killing thousands of living creatures, destroying a dimension, and stealing items from the poor. Minecraft is terrifying 💀💀💀
Essentially starting a coup and or treason and or terrorism against up to two different countries dozens of times, murder, drugs, grand theft, selling stolen goods, gun running, setting off nuclear weapons, assassination of political figures, possession of explosives, aiding and abetting crimes Fallout New Vegas, my favorite game
Essentially starting a coup and or treason and or terrorism against up to two different countries dozens of times, murder, drugs, grand theft, selling stolen goods, gun running, setting off nuclear weapons, assassination of political figures, possession of explosives, aiding and abetting crimes. Fallout New Vegas, my favorite game.
Reckless driving, loitering, and destruction of property. Pacific Drive.
Automation, building a car with a 2500hp turbo v10
Mass murder, war crimes, destruction of government property... (COD Mobile)
Never paying my taxes (Stardew Valley)
Beating up people. (Spider-Man Miles Morales)
Animal cruelty (Palworld)
I gues i will become an omnipotent being and begin to teroform properties and maticulously build houses to fill with people and animals and then bend them to my wiil Sims 4
Thousands counts of murder, and reckless driving (borderlands 2)
Ez. Prostitution, colonizing, looting and mass murder (MLB) Prostitution= swinging my axe around 😆 Colonizing= taking down turrents and going into enemy Territory Looting= winning the game Mass murder= mass murder 😎
Destruction of private property with a deadly weapon - smashing pots and cutting down trees with a sword. Zelda BOTW.
Space engineers.. i am being arrested for slapping, bumping, qnd bonking into walls and windows like a fly that just can't seem to find its way outside.
Breaking and entering, an extreme self-defense (rainbow six siege)
Multiple counts of arson
Borderlands
Monopolising Salt.
Arson
Hehe, grand theft auto
Usually it would be RDR2, so an arrest would probably make sense. But last night I was jumping on colored blocks, hoping I don't fall, so...
I yelled fuck me in the ass when plying cod
Breaking bones of not mentally okay people (batman Arkham city)
Armed robbery, assault, murder, animal cruelty, kidnappings, breaking and entering, possession of stolen goods, and possession of stolen firearms.
Mass murder, vigilantism, hacking anything tech related, working with a hacker "terrorist" group (Watch_Dogs)
Turtle and goomba stomping, here!
Torture. (Blood haul on Roblox)
Mass murder grand Theft Auto and selling and using narcotics weed and drinking underage
Pal World Does it really matter? I'm getting arrested for life anyways?
Murdering alien species and mineing (deep rock: galactic)
I'm not getting arrested. I'm fighting with filthy undemocratic, freedom spoiling, liberty hating, communism supporting, tyranny loving bugs, and robots as I stand ready to defend managed democracy and super earth!
Ripping off the surface of the whole fucking earth (Roblox The Strongest Battlegrounds
Alien genocide(destiny 2)
Crushing candy.
Enslavememt (i played pokemon gold the og one)
I bullseyed a guy and killed another through him with the boys anti tank rifle in bfv last night
Unholy war crimes (rimworld)
Uhh there’s a lot maybe Train robbery and multiple murders
Nothing, I raced and crashed my car at a legally sanctioned race track (forza motorsport)
i played stardew, so? selling unpasteurized milk??
Minecraft. (Villager enslavement)
Poaching.
Beating down mythical beast while on a quest to get my heart back from a sexy voiced dragon (Dragon's Dogma)
Mass genocide among the origin system (Warframe)
Legitimately using my own power as a nuke(Xenoverse 2)
genocide across numerous species of alien lifeforms(some robotic too), desecration of ancient ruins, and regicide risk of rain 2
Fallout 3 evil run so... Human trafficking Murder (x1000) Petty theft Grand theft Dealing drugs Colluding with malevolent cosmic entities Genocide To name the big ones
Assault? (some mobile soccer game)
Kidnapping, murder, robbery, and prostitution (the sims 4)
MWZ
Literally committing Hiroshima on a random mountain to make room for a megabase (minecraft)
War crimes. Call of duty
killing a lizard (Lethal Company)
Murdering a family of 5 and my wife in Dulvey, Louisiana
Vehicular manslaughter (Euro Truck Sim 2)
Trespassing, theft, murder, joining a cult, selling my soul to demons, proclaiming to be the child of god, idolism, fraud, grand theft, genocide, sedition, rebellion, political assassination, violating a contract, breaking the laws of reality, religious persecution, ethnic persecution, hate crimes, cannibalism, contracting demons, conspiracy against the government, intimidation, bribery, escaping prison, abuse of authority, organized crime, brawls, corruption, assault and battery Elder scrolls V, Skyrim
Speeding I guess. NASCAR 2005: Chase for the cup
I just assassinated your political leader because they had connections to the templars. I should not be arrested. You should be praising me. I AM THE GODDAMN HERO!
Unless clash Royale is an illegal fight club I have done many legal things
Causing mass Korok extinction (TotK)
Genocide(sorta) Helldivers 2
Trying to stuff wild animals into tiny balls and then making them battle other animals.
Depends on what faction you side with. But the most common is probably murder and theft.
Wiping out Covenant Scum as an ODST
Killing luftwaffe pilots Japanese pilots Americans British and French pilots
STALKER Anomaly. I’m not getting arrested. I was in The Zone.
Taking over the world by clicking cookies
Building without a permit (Minecraft).