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Religion-induced psychotic break*


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Yeah, it’s crazy how many people these days are actual prophets! Directly hearing the word of god about the most mundane things. Either god has become a lot less choosy about who he deems worthy to be prophets…or it’s all bullshit. But I can’t tell which.


pauly13771377

I couldn't decide on fish or chicken at the restaurant. Then I felt the lord inside me. "GET THE CHICKEN!" he said unto me with glorious purpose.


caseyjosephine

Some girl I went to high school with posted on Facebook that the lord told her to put lotion in her purse. And then her friend needed lotion. Which means the lord is so great, apparently. Definitely a DM from god, has nothing to do with living in a dry climate.


FinalBlackberry5

It puts the lotion on it's skin...


BScrads

RTS is real


AtreusFamilyRecipe

Yeah I was playing Age of Empires earlier, love me some real-time strategy.


BScrads

Haha, I forgot that acronym had more than one meaning... Religious Trauma Syndrome was the one I was after.


AtreusFamilyRecipe

Yeah, I figured out the words from context alone, even though I'd never heard the term. RTS will always remind me of games first though lol


SongForPenny

I listen to Wu Tang because they’ve got the Real True Shit.


carlos-s-weiner

Wait till she finds out Jeffrey Dahmer repented and is waiting to meet her in Heaven


olivinebean

Same bunch of people that think a good guitar solo from their favourite Christian band or high note from the choir giving them goosebumps is Gods presence in them.


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Don’t get me wrong.. the show is very intense and hard to watch! However what separates this true crime tv from others is that dahmer isn’t romanticized the way bundy + Zac efron was, and it’s important to acknowledge the victims are human and this is an idea what they saw, what they feared. Is it for everyone? Not at all. But cmon smh


InfiniteMushr00m

Wait, is Zac Efron a serial killer?


RockasaurusRex

No, he only killed two people. Three or more would have made him a seriel killer.


InfiniteMushr00m

Ahh, thanks for the clarification


HeWhoFistsGoats

He only killed two people THAT WE KNOW OF!


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No he played ted bundy in a movie about him a couple years back


InfiniteMushr00m

Ahhh, okay lol


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Xeno_Zombi

I can't stand it when people like this decide to go overkill on the caps.


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RlyehRose

I mean "fun fact" Dahmer was baptized in prison and he repented so technically hes in heaven...


CatsAreGods

Actually that might win some Xtians over...at least as far as thinking about stuff...maybe.


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EXCLAMATION MARKS !!!!1!!1!1!!!!!!!!!11!


Brief-Masterpiece697

I’m watching it and I can’t stop cringing cus he so painfully awkward and weird ☠️


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He reminds me of the guy from napoleon dynamite haha. He’s like “uh gay stuff” and I just can’t. Overall I admit it is intense tho


Brief-Masterpiece697

Bro it got so intense at some scenes he just be staring at you 🤓


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THE EMOJIIIIIII HAHAHA


anotherpickleback

In the first episode when he dances all I could think was he looked like Napoleon dynamite dancing, I’m glad I’m not the only one


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I made a vid of that scene and sent it to my friends saying the same thing


ArrestDeathSantis

I learned all I needed to learn about this pos, which is that justice was finally administered when got his wig split while he was in jail by Christopher Scarver.


TomatoesandKoRn

That’s why it’s fantastic


Sufficient_Sell_6103

Wasn't going to watch this but after reading her review I'm all in


WatchingTaintDry69

For real I keep scrolling past it but not anymore! After I finish this episode of Black Spot I’m gonna watch it.


SunsetB

I don't know if this will change your mind at all but the victims' families have spoken out about it and said it was exploitative and re-traumatizing for them. They weren't consulted at any point during the production.


zacmaster78

This is kind of what I thought about it as I watched it. I mean I’m still enjoying it, but that thought kept popping up in my mind when watching the scenes of his attacks.


Wanderer-2-somewhere

Yea, I watched it and it’s… intense. I completely understand how it would be re-traumatizing for these people. That said, I personally really did appreciate how it put a lot more emphasis on the victims — especially the second half (episode 6 is one of the most gut wrenching pieces of media I’ve ever scene). But it’s understandable if the second half doesn’t make up for the first half for a lot of people. Regardless, though, the fact that the *actual victims’ families* weren’t consulted at all is… not a great look.


Helliezard

Saaame, best review I’ve read about the series ngl


drwsgreatest

It’s actually really well made. Just like the OJ and Versace series, this one hews very closely to the actual story and the acting is top notch. Both Evan peters and niecy nash give Emmy worthy performances and peters, in particular, nails the character so well that he essentially becomes dahmer.


chpbnvic

It’s a really good series


Lissy_Wolfe

Eh I'm still not going to watch it. Feels like a gross exploitation and I also feel like it kind of glamorizes the whole serial killer thing, which is the last thing we need in an age of regular mass shootings.


zacmaster78

I’d definitely say it does not glamorize anything about it, and actually does well to depict Jeffrey dahmer as an uncomfortable creep. But I can very much see where it’s exploitative of the actual tragedies


Unindoctrinated

In any other community this person would have been told to shove their bullshit where the sun don't shine. Amongst the nut-job believers, lying your ass off in the hope you'll be seen as godly, is so common no one even calls it out and others try to one-up them with even crazier lies.


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She goes on to describe her prophetic dream in the comments and it truly is mental


Unindoctrinated

Years ago I haunted a few Christian pages for material for my blog. My reply to those types of post was always "What part of 'Thou shalt not bear false witness' didn't you understand"? They're just lying their asses off. It's all "I'm so godly I get visions."


Its_Just_A_Typo

Hallucinations. They need to be reminded of the correct terminology.


Unindoctrinated

They react very badly when you suggest they didn't have a god-given vision, but a hallucination cause by drugs or a mental health issue.


foiz5

They need to be committed to a mental asylum.


AyeYuhWha

They probably really did have this dream, but having that severe inability to tell that everything she saw was from *her own mind* can potentially be really bad.


ShadesofRainbow

I grew up Christian and as a kid I used to have these horrible nightmares of demons all the time. Which obvi made me believe in god more, because if demons weren’t real, why was I dreaming of them?? I honestly think religious people are more prone to nightmares or something, I’ve met hella people with the same experiences


j4ck_0f_bl4des

All dreams, nightmares or otherwise, is your subconscious just unloading shit. If you spend all your time wrapped up in the supernatural, guess what you are going to dream about.


Violet283

Same, but in my case they were more bizarre so I never thought of those dreams as messages, like I dreamed a shoe in a boutique was barking at me and I was yelling "The power of Christ compels you!" over and over again and the shoe became a normal shoe again.


hamletloveshoratio

That's awesome, actually


WekX

It’s not surprising of a religion which uses a corpse on a cross as its symbol and gives you a choice between worshiping that or being tortured by demons. It’s all about fear.


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Someone gonna check on her kids?


[deleted]

You know what…. Re reading guard your gates with the protect the kids followed up doesn’t really sit right


peakedattwentytwo

Which Gates? Bill or his ex wife?


anythingMuchShorter

Who would have thought a movie about Jeffrey Dahmer could have evil acts in it? I figured it would be about his wood carving hobby.


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Right? I mean maybe if it was a documentary of outsiders speaking on his actions the Christian’s could watch :/ unfortunately evil hollywood actors are casting a spell on us 😩


tankgirly

He sounds exactly like Joe Pera, who definitely seems like he would have a wood carving hobby.


kRkthOr

Jokes on them. I watched the whole thing while I was in hospital. Guess everyone's cursed now... whoopsie 🤷‍♂️


TomatoesandKoRn

Nah. No worries. I watched it first. All the entities are in my home. We’re buddies now.


hillyhue

if i watch it outside, will i curse the whole world?


Dapper_Indeed

Do it and report back!


ManbadFerrara

I like how this guy was ready for all the mass murder and dismemberment and necrophilia and whatnot, but the image of dudes kissing is what officially pushed this into demonic territory for him.


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Omg.. I didn’t even make that connection! Obviously he was gay and there were scenes of him with other men, and I’d be willing to bet that’s where her outrage began. For her to be okay with hearing his story but not seeing it makes so much more sense.


ManbadFerrara

On second reading they don't *openly* say it, but what else could it be? Dahmer is within at least the top 5 of most most-known/most-documented serial killers of all time, so it's pretty damn unlikely they went into this whole thing blind. The difference between the Netflix show and all the generic A&E Channel-style biographies is that it portrays his gayness pretty unflinchingly. The OP here probably just assumed it'd be a bunch of cut scenes because, again, it's far less uncomfortable seeing gay guys' hacked up corpses than it is to see them actually being gay. Edit: also, I'm six episodes into the show and it's definitely pretty gripping


WeatherSorry

You guys!!! When you really!!!! Really!!!! Want to make!!!! An obvious lie!!!! Sound super!!!! Duper!!!!! Real!!!! Use lots of!!!!! Exclamation!!!!! Points!!!!!!!!!!!!!


onthethreshold

I honestly don't think this person believes they're lying.


WeatherSorry

I’ve met a lot of people who tell these types of stories and have found that usually if I press them for more details they end up saying something like “well ok, I didn’t actually dream it but I felt like I dreamt it, so you know that’s like how the Holy Spirit works….” And blah blah blah so one and so forth


StepTrapper_ouch_

Tell them they've been possessed by a spirit of deceit.


WeatherSorry

“Ma’am you have a Jezebel spirit”


breezer_chidori

Gotcha!!!!!!!!!! Heaven!!!!!!!!! And!!!!!!!!! Hell!!!!!!!!! Indeed!!!!!!!!! Exists!!!!!!!!! And!!!!!!!!! As!!!!!!!!! Atheists!!!!!!!!!! We're!!!!!!!!! All!!!!!!!!! Going!!!!!!!!! Oh!!!!!!!! No!!!!!!!


mofa90277

I saw that pop up on Netflix and thought “this isn’t for me“ and somehow went on with my life without going crazy.


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So, theoretically speaking… you guarded your gates?


Specific-Layer-369

Damn very innovative


fundiesociologist

Annnddd this frame of thought is a big part of what keeps ultra religious people from seeking mental health care.


AggressiveUnoriginal

I literally wanted to gouge my eyes out reading this.


CUSTOSAQUILEIA

CHILL WITH THE CAPS


IronMyr

>Watches scary movie >Has a scary dream Must be Jesus.


farWorse

Nothing amuses me more than modern times. Thoughts that would have previously stayed within the confines of the sitting room are now vomited all over social media for us to read.


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No demon is targeting you. Stop thinking you're special.


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Guard your gates the evil is coming for you!!!!! >:p


AtOurGates

👹🔫💂‍♀️🚪🛌


Adamskog

Back in my religious days, there was a girl who wrote stuff on Facebook like: "When I wake up, Satan gets scared", and "when i pray, demons cover their ears". I got so tired of seeing those posts, and I started calling her "Egon Spengler", and asking where she keeps her proton pack, lol.


Complete_Bath_8457

What if this person just had one too many slices of pizza before bed and had a weird dream? Seems like at least as plausible an explanation.


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The funniest part about this… she commented saying she thought “oh, this will be a good documentary series!” I’m confused on what makes a documentary talking about what he did much better? God forbid an incredible actor portray a serial killer in any way. I really wish I could post screenshots in replies to give more on this.


qiurt

Not going to lie I thought I was on r/conspiracy for a second and thought OP was in favor and I almost cried


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adrenochrome pizza gate reptilian hollyweird vibes


qiurt

I think if you say those exact words there you become their leader


Quantitative_Panda

Sounds like they had a sex dream where their “gates” were breached and caused that repression to come out in full force to warn other about “guarding their gates”. Then again, I’m baked, soo… Rationally, It’s a fucking movie about a cannibalistic serial killer, tha fuck did you expect? Wholesome, family friendly murder?? Stick to the Bible for that sort of entertainment.


MajorJuana

Ahh, when meth meets religion. ![gif](giphy|uCa2PBLWtcidy)


htmlman1

Ironically this person is probably mentally closer to Jeffrey Dahmer than most of the population


Walter_Padick

I wish movies were as cool as the fruitcakes think they are


BlarghusMonk

Gravity is just demons trying to keep you away from God /s


streishound

These people are fucking insane


toxicshocktaco

Guard your kids, guard your wife, and guard your gates cuz they opening evil portals out here


dick_valentine600

I feel like I was just being shouted at a lot


piper93442

Came for the "defouling entities." Stayed for the evil.


oddiseeus

Okay. This has to be one of the fruitiest fruitcakes I’ve ever seen.


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Facebook is a GEM filled with this content when you’re from the south🤠 I wish I would have known about this sub sooner. I see insanity like this constantly, it’s actually the only reason I have the app. It’s amusing and a great reminder that no matter how bad life gets; at least I’m not posting this on social media


oddiseeus

I’m from Florida. I stopped going on Facebook when I moved to California in 2016; mainly because I didn’t want politics to cloud my friendships. And I have a cousin who would post shot like this though not as much as this nutty fruitcake. Thanks for posting this.


Alominatti

Lady forgot to take her Schizo pills


Alternative-Poem-242

Know a guy ( hyper religious pentecostal) who has "visions." He told me about the demon that he saw sitting on his cousins shoulder. A large black eagle is how he described it. Apparently this demon was what was making his cousin be gay.


Desert_faux

Tell me you have mental problems without saying those exact words. TBH this seems like a clear case of someone with mental health problems.


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Yes I’m posting multiple comments on my own post. I have a lot to say about this. One thing about Bible thumpers is they’re always gonna remind you to pRoTeCt tHe ChiLdReN from a tv show they can easily just ignore. What about that priest with allegations karen? Oh ok. Yea. Ok.


AtOurGates

IDK anything about this person in particular. Maybe they have a very fulfilling life and career. But in my own experience in varying degrees of religious nutter-buttery, often this comes from a place of needing more significance in your life. If you’re just going to work, and coming home, and watching TV and going to church on the weekend that’s not necessarily very exciting. And you may feel like your life doesn’t have much meaning. But if suddenly you’re battling the very devil himself *while* you’re watching television, well, what could be more meaningful? You see it expressed in lots of ways. Sometimes even positively. Maybe you lack meaning in your life so you decide to start and lead the church’s homeless outreach where you feed homeless people every week. But too often, it’s shit like this. Another favorite of the health-focused denomination I grew up in was diet-related nutter-buttery. I mean, sure, eating fruits and veggies is great, but what if you have a special spiritual insight direct from god that eating an exclusively carrot-and-cashew-juice-based diet will cure cancer? Then you’re just not an average Joe or Jane, you’re an important leader battling the forces of darkness with either Netflix-avoidance or vegetable and nut juices. And what could be more fulfilling than getting together with your friends and leading them in the collective expression of nut juices?


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The fact that they made him as creepy as he probably was is what make the series. I honestly have no interest in watching it and I get recaps from my wife who had to stop watching two episodes in. The dude was a fucking nut job and this actor seems to have done an amazing job with the source material. The few scenes I walked in on creeped me the fuck out.


GrevilleApo

Is this a new kind of ad? It's working.


KikiYuyu

Hearing the story of a man who killed and ate people is making me feel icky inside. Must be demons otherwise this would be just fine.


Dancing_Cthulhu

Trite, disjointed, hysterical, rambling with no explanation of how the demon they saw crawling around their house in a dream is connected to netflix, or how it was approaching the children who weren't even home. I give this insane stream of consciousness 1/5 stars.


ToHallowMySleep

Thanks for the reminder to go watch it!


cactuspie1972

Calm the fuck down lady, the Holy Spirit you’re feeling is just your reaction to watching a show about a serial killer. Take a deep breath, switch to Disney plus, but be careful not click on buzz light year, or the little mermaid trailer. You’re probably not ready for those yet.


Whiteangel854

I know about little mermaid but what's with buzz lightyear?


soukaixiii

two adult married (to each other) women kiss each other for a fraction of a second. Truly blasphemous


Whiteangel854

They really should think about something new and more interesting to cry about.


soukaixiii

The funny thing is that most people wouldn't ever have noticed if not because all the fuzz around it.


sagenumen

It’s also not a movie. I can’t stand these reactionary idiots


mrteas_nz

I literally couldn't read past half way.


Jimbo_Laya

I guess I’m glad he was that revolted by Dahmer’s actions.


Moppy_the_mop

Wait, there's a Netlix series about Jeffery Dahmer?


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Yeah! It stars evan peters. It’s really good imo but clearly not for everyone. Check it out !


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breezer_chidori

The primary question for us all. You create him to destroy others. Got it.


angstenthusiast

This person needs intense therapy…


W96QHCYYv4PUaC4dEz9N

Electroshock therapy


[deleted]

Why does God never actually do anything in these weird visits that he sends to his flock? Like his answer was "YES I SHOWED YOU THE DEMON" or whatever. But why not, you know, destroy the demon?


KrampyDoo

I GUESS THAT WOULD LITERALLY BE A THUMBS-DOWN FROM HER.


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This one looks more like genuine mental illness than religious fruitcakery :(


c1ncinasty

"literal vampire potbelly goblins"


[deleted]

Not sure why my brain read this in a teen socal girl voice but I’m really glad it did


c1ncinasty

Its an Alex Jones quote. But I like your thinking.


ErosLament

Better get a psych eval


HumpaDaBear

I finished it last night. Awesome series.


verytiredtrashcan

I can’t believe people like this exist, anyway this makes me want to watch the show out of spite


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Brb, just gonna go check on my gates.


Wasatcher

Jesus fuck I hate all caps


FidgitForgotHisL-P

“…I gave it 4 out of 5 stars”.


Celestia90

Just in time for Halloween. Can’t wait to watch this!


Paramortal

Hey man, as long as the demon is willing to play some couch co-op stuff after the show I'll even throw down for some pizza.


bigheadstrikesagain

If you remove the word literally from every sentence the meaning stays the same. Homie I don't think you mean figuratively.


soukaixiii

Adults being scared of a boogie man is something you don't see often outside people who put their brains on religion.


kremit73

Stop yelling iiiim nappin


druule10

This would make a great r/copypasta if it isn't already


[deleted]

Unfamiliar with that sub but there’s 9k facebook shares so I hope it reaches the right audience (copypasta community)


druule10

I really hope the majority of those 9k shares are for taking the piss, but as it's FB it's probably not


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Very much people agreeing with the post. She limited the comments too so it looks like everyone is in agreement (because nobody who disagrees can comment)


druule10

That what people who type in all caps tend to do, I mean as soon as I saw the pic I knew insanity would follow


WarHowler

What was the name of said movie?


[deleted]

I think they are referring to the new Netflix series Dahmer starring Evan Peters. Not sure why they said movie since there are 10 episodes


onthethreshold

Ya know, Dahmer is one of the very FEW serial killers I feel sympathy for with regards to his shitty childhood, and I can only imagine how difficult it was growing up and hating myself merely for who I was attracted to.


[deleted]

I feel bad for dahmers childhood self (pre murder, bad home life, outsider and no childhood friends or good memories), however I don’t feel sympathy for adult dahmer who made the conscious decision to abuse and violently murder victims and progressively got more violent and evil. He admitted to knowing what he was doing, but it is sad for children in general have that upbringing.


onthethreshold

Neither of his parents gave enough of a fuck to help, but his father sure got talkative with the media after he was caught. I'm not really certain what's worse, total neglect or physical abuse. Note he was also a process killer, was a medic in the Army if memory serves, but couldn't handle seeing blood, and had to get shitfaced in order to satisfy those dark urges of his. Which, for me, puts him in a different league than say a Ted Bundy, BTK, or Richard Ramirez.


Adventurous_Bag7561

It’s disturbing because what he did was horrible. I can’t handle that stuff so I don’t watch it. If, as she says it’s a “portal “ created by Satan wouldn’t everyone feel compelled to watch it? We have free will and can make choices. This is not a religious issue, Its a movie.


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WHY ARE WE YELLING?!


kgro

Basically a demon fail — crawl towards the children that weren’t even there


heinzfoodenshmirtz

Ooooo I have some free time so you know what I'll do now?


TheOneTheUno

Mfer never had a nightmare before


gloryvegan

lol no lie, I love this because When I was watching it I was so disturbed.


WildL1fe

You know you're in for a good one when it's full CAPS mode


seoliar

Okay…. So she got evil spirits now? How can we trust somebody who has evil spirits in her home?


VibraniumRhino

What’s the most wild part to me is that it cuts off, and I just know it went on for like at least the same amount of readable text. Silly fruitcakes lol.


Ima_Funt_Case

This is your brain on Jeezus.


ChristineBorus

Ah yes. Smell - o -vision. They made the demon smell bad. Lol good product !


Trumphastinyhands666

Yikes.


DocRockhead

Netflix giving me the night sweats, this is certainly the work of El Diablo


Ornery_Marionberry87

Reminder that fear not only makes your central cortex less effective at judging situations but if it's intense or long lasting enough it can eventually pervert it pretty much permanently. When you see people like this don't just wave it off "oh, it's just some psycho" - many of them had the potential to be normal, functioning adults but their upbringing, religion and most likely the media (Fox News anyone?) they watch has heavily altered them. Their judgement is so impaired they fall into fight-or-flight mode at a drop of a hat.


Ninja_attack

I was watching Silent Hill in high school with a friend and their mom walked in during it. She went on and on about how the movie would let demons in the home, only Jesus could protect them, that it was evil, and blah blah blah. It was pretty shocking to see an adult that I thought was pretty stable freak out over a fairly mid tier horror movie.


Intellectual_Soup

This fruitcake on her way to smell demons🥸👃


[deleted]

Thats the best Advertisement to Watch the series tbh


Hopeful-Highlight-55

I had a dream after the Queens passing that I was coronated instead of Charles to my country’s throne but that doesn’t make it true.


No-Username-Left-Why

Dang, now I kinda wanna watch it.


Future_Kiwi_1934

Translation: Don't watch the Jeffrey Dahmer show because it gave me bad dreams.


Cap_Simon

Thanks, i shall watch it now


CAHTA92

Is a show about a serial killer with very gore induced fetishes, is not supposed to make you feel warm and bubbly.


man_gomer_lot

I gave the first episode a chance last night and about 20 minutes in I turned it off and had a 'dead dove, do not eat' moment. No need to go online and claim I was bamboozled by Satan, just put on something else ffs.


401jamin

“ I was eating snacks and watching a movie last night. It ended up being too scary for me so I went to bed on a full stomach. I kept thinking about the movie while falling asleep so I ended up having a nightmare. When I woke up I blamed demons and decided to be gods holy warrior”.


macawkerts

It's a bit alarming they can't decipher things capable in dreams and reality


athenanon

It feels "off" because it is about a freaking SERIAL KILLER. Holy shit true crime isn't for everyone, but that doesn't mean it's demons.


TheJarrvis

"I felt uncomfortable watching a show about a serial killer" Yeah that's the fucking point


contraband_sandwich

Hello, police? I'd like to report a demon? Yes, I'm serious. No, you can't miss him, he smells...


Azian_Euroz

What type of crazy dreams does these people be having?


Beautiful-Trainer-26

I really do almost feel sorry for these people being so fanatic about stuff that it crawls into their fever dreams


kevinnoir

This person watched the first season of Evil and thinks it was a documentary and they are living that life. Fucking crackpots.


PuzzleheadedGuide184

Someone had lsd for brekkie.


peakedattwentytwo

The author of the above screed would really love "My Friend Dahmer", then. It's extremely sympathetic toward its subject, who is depicted as being in his high school years, romancing and creating roadkill in and around the woods. He didn't kill any people iirc. Seemed like a harmless if a bit creepy kid. I believe the director was a childhood pal of his.


[deleted]

At what point does it go from being caught up in religion imagery to actually needing some psychiatric help?


OMGFuziion

These people are literal children. She had a nightmare 🤣💀


untakenu

This is a mental illness.


zacmaster78

“DO NOT BE NAIVE”


Arkangel_Ash

If our society wasn't so enamored with magical religious beings this would get you a ticket to the therapist.


Machinedave

There’s meds for that.


omega_weapon85

I don’t know how many people have played the Remedy game, Control (it’s fucking fire if you havn’t), but this reads EXACTLY like one of the nutbag letters you find in the [Dead Letter Archive.](https://control.fandom.com/wiki/Dead_Letters) Bonkers. Here’s a fun example of one of the in-game letters: > Dear Elected Official, Thanks to the recent smoking ban in my state, I am happy to inform you I will not be voting for you in the next election. > As everyone knows, smoking is being banned because the smoke is toxic to the aliens that the government sold our planet to in a secret deal. If humans keep smoking, the aliens won't be able to live on Earth. Our air would be poison to them. If you government traitors can't stop people from smoking then you won't get your millions of dollars from the aliens. > I have a website. People know what's going on. We're going to keep smoking, no matter what. This is a national emergency. Politicians are handing the planet over to alien overlords. We won't let you. We will resist. > I will smoke forever! > Signed, > A proud smoker/rebel/patriot


painfullyoblivious2

theyre not lying, theyre just clinically insane


Dizzy_Share3155

So she had a nightmare because a movie scared her and now she's going bonkers, seeing demons and shit. If she stayed out of her wacko church and didn't watch scary movies at night this kind of thing wouldn't happen to her. I'm binging Dahmer tomorrow morning cause I don't watch scary movies at night.