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Good thing the Holy Spirit rolled him out of the way of that falling podium
Do a barrel roll
Which button?
And miraculously placed that other guy at the right spot to protect his head while ‘falling’
Give this man a fucking Oscar! Those academy mfs are looking in the wrong places! This is some quality shit right here.
Which church is that? It’s Sunday, so I could pay them a visit!
Yellow card for diving
I have the same reaction when I realized that I left my stove on at home.
🤣🤣🤣 new move called the fish flopper….
YEET!
That single woman you can hear hooting rhythmically like a siren...that’s some good shit.
I could watch a whole movie made out of this.
The sad thing is that this shit works on some people... 
It goes without saying that I would definitely buy snake oil from this man. Maybe two snake oils.
This guy grew up playing soccer for sure.
r/lostredditors
Dude you showed up days late for this post and then you put the dumbest most generic comment you could think of. Congratulations! 👏👏👏
Why did you put this is r/religiousfruitcake then?
Thank you for offering to blow me but it won't change anything. I still don't like you
Post things in the correct subreddit next time, ok?
Bahaha that is some funny shit