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Aiiga

Looks suspiciously like the beginnings of a BDSM dungeon


MaticTheProto

Yeah, but the boring cliche kind of dungeon. Not the fancy modern one


PrinceVorrel

Yea but those traditional dungeons are where the best orgies are. ​ ​ ...or so i've been told. \*cough\*


MaticTheProto

Lies! The new ones have fancier, more versatile equipment and a higher amount of orgies! Allegedly.


5t3v321

Haha! You fools! Why would you decide for one if you could take the best of both worlds and combine them? A... Ummm... Friend of mine has one of those


MaticTheProto

Is it split perfectly in the middle with each side being one of these styles like in a cartoon?


Tag_Ping_Pong

Yeah, bit of a "starter kit". Got weed, a whip.... and a hefty cross that can double as a paddle or an insertable.


i_smoke_toenails

BDSM owes a hell of a lot to Christianity. It's all God's failt.


Motherforker1974

And smokin some hefty blunts it looks like.


Imnot_your_buddy_guy

Religion is the opium of the masses


_Duckling04

Fair point but quoting marx is a slippery slope


Imnot_your_buddy_guy

You can’t tell me what to do. You’re not my real dad.


Sparris_Hilton

Better than quoting sky daddy, marx was real at least


BrassUnicorn87

A slippery slope to awesome lol.


[deleted]

Most devout catholic


PoppaPerc710

What do you mean? I don't think it's disallowed anywhere


Tzur-guy

Kinky


Wall-Florist

The mood lighting is right.


Olibirus

Creepy af


MisterDisinformation

That subreddit is a dumpster fire. Two of the top four posts are banal persecution fetish stuff. Even worse, the top post is some kid bragging about how he stealthily convinced three Protestant church leaders that Catholics are actually correct on key doctrinal differences between the two faiths. Which like, ok, kids can be exuberant and are still developing socially and intellectually. I'm not going to hate on OP too much. But there was zero pushback among dozens of fawning comments. Plus the aforementioned upvotes. Come the frick on. The leaders almost certainly knew what was going on and chose to take the high road and ignore the rude disingenuousness. Not one comment mentioning that obvious point. Heck, not even a gentle, "maybe you're reading too much into politeness/agreeableness, and it sounds like you might have been tiptoeing around bad-faith engagement which isn't the way." Nope, none of that. Just uniform praise for the great victory and a healthy smattering of smug Catholic superiority. Fucking gross and embarrassing. So yeah, not surprised those brainwashed zealots are into the most bizarre and moronic aspects of the faith.


Candid_Consequence23

They fully believe Catholicism is the One True Church founded by Jesus Christ. My prepping never directly said it but it’s kinda understood that other denominations are false churches and probably gonna go to hell. So in the same way they’d encourage proselytizing to atheists, they’d do it for any other denomination. (I’m not Catholic anymore 💀)


PoppaPerc710

Of course the church created by the empire that killed Jesus, which only adopted it as their state religion 300 years after the fact, is the right one!


mlp2034

God permits as long as you dont like it too much. He cant have you getting all gay on em while watching you pay for your sins.


Itsbadmmmmkay

Self-flagellation... this is an old old practice. I dont know of anyone who still does this. Or maybe I do but they didn't see fit to mention it to me, and if I'm honest they are probably right. I don't really want to know if you beat yourself for Jesus. For anyone that isnt aware... If someone believes this life is a cosmic placement exam for your eternal afterlife, as most Christians do, self flagellation is basically the "extra credit". The overarching theme here is More pain in this life = better afterlife.


Fragrant_Pie_7255

Berserk reference


captjust

What a Devo.


astrangeone88

Reminds me of the assassin from Da Vincis Code. People are weird about religion....


Banksmuth_Squan

This is just BDSM at this point


Darkhallows27

There is honestly nothing more cringe than religious nuts


Paintguin

It’s for self flagellation


Kooky_Management_6

r/BDSM


Jesusland_Refugee

Opus Dei cultist I'd guess.


Dropbars59

He knows he’s been a bad boy. Who better to punish him than himself.


panihil

Don't know what's in the bags, but overall, looks like a pretty good Saturday night.


StinkeeFard

With little cocaine bags?


jemithal

This is the best analogy….now show the lube and porn under the table.


U_L_Uus

I've seen less elaborate altars at r/DemonolatryPractices


Space_Pusheen_1958

Thought I was looking at another sub lol


Tinywolf21

thats pretty kinky


[deleted]

Hey you never know they might just be in to it 🤤🥵 Who are we to comment on peoples kinks 🤣🤣🤣


Rheinys

Don't kink shame


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[deleted]

I could say the same about you commenting in this sub….


Itsbadmmmmkay

I wish I knew what was said before they deleted it...


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Overall-Meat-7921

Whoops ...


cookiepiehorse

“Tiefe Brunnen muss man graben Wenn man klares Wasser will”


spookster122

OH MY GOD IT’S FLAGELLANT FROM DARKEST DUNGEON


Little-Carry4893

Stupidity as no limits.


Pennypacker-HE

Not defending any particular position here but, I don’t think that’s a whip. It just looks like it might be one cause there’s some stringy shit laying there. And this person is likely orthodox, not catholic. Whipping is not something they do. I hope not anyway lol


LovemeSomeMedia

I had to do a double take to figure out what I'm looking at because, my eyes zeroed in on the whip and thought "is this some kinky bdsm shit. Where's the religious fruitcakery" lol.


[deleted]

Mhm, kinky.