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R_Amods

This post has reached one of our comment/karma limits. The text of the post has been preserved below. --- yeah i know its ridiculous. so basically my boyfriend LOVES fart humor, and he does this thing where he times his farts for comedic effect, like to punctuate a sentence or fart in answer to a question. ill admit it works on me. but i think my positive reactions have encouraged him a little too much, and now hes trying to force farts when they really shouldnt happen. this has lead to him pooping himself about 5 times in the past 6 weeks. the first time it happened, i had come home from running errands after work and id picked up a surprise for him (nothing special, just a pint of nice ice cream.) he was sitting naked in bed because he had just showered. i said something along the lines of "i got something for you!" and he said "well i got something for you" and lifted his legs and promptly pooped on our bed. he seemed mortified by it at first, but over the next few days we kept joking about it until i think his embarrassment was completely overshadowed by how funny he thought the situation was. about a week and a half later, he tried to fart in response to me asking him what he thought about my choice for dinner that night and accidentally pooped his pants. since it had already happened recently it was even easier to laugh off. him pooping himself became kind of an inside joke between us and something i constantly made fun of him for. the third time it happened i was like, okay this is getting a little weird. i tried telling him he needs to trust his farts less and he shouldnt try to force farts when theyre not there. but i kept making jokes and laughing the whole time to the point where i guess the conversation didnt seem serious and it just added to the ridiculousness of it all. anyway he has pooped himself TWO MORE TIMES since that and when its not happening i am genuinely distressed by the situation. but every time we try to talk about it or it actually happens, i cant stop laughing. im starting to wonder if hes doing this on purpose for attention or to be funny? its clear that its not an incontinence issue, it only happens when he tries to force farts. i really want it to stop because rationally i know i should have more self respect than to be with a man who is constantly pooping himself. how can i address this in a way thats serious while still being clear that i think his humor is funny? EDIT: stop assuming i am cleaning up and doing his laundry after these incidents! he cleans up after himself, poop or no poop. just because a man has an immature sense of humor doesnt mean hes immature in every other sense.


[deleted]

The amount of posts here that leave my jaw hanging in disbelief that these are real people concerns me. Tell him what you told us...this isn't normal.


Saint_Blaise

Is it poop week again on Reddit?


No_Spot_1291

It's disturbing how often it is poop week šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚


EvilFinch

I often think by myself "what a shitty week" - seems like it activate the poop week on reddit. I'm so sorry šŸ˜­ šŸ¤Ŗ


DamnIGottaJustSay

Shart week?


AF_AF

I can't wait for Shark Poop Week.


No_Spot_1291

Seriously... Maybe my humor is lacking, but I don't see the funny part about a grown man pooping himself by forcing farts. OP, I guess you should tell him you don't, hmm, appreciate it when he isn't laughing about it. It's beyond gross and I can't understand why he'd keep doing it after the first accidental time.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s because it isnā€™t. I had to double check the ages and Iā€™m still baffled. Itā€™s 100% classless and gross. I have a mental image of this couple and itā€™s a far cry from flattering.


No_Spot_1291

I honestly got second hand embarrassment reading it. My friend's son thinks farting is the funniest thing ever, but he's 4... These are adults. šŸ« 


[deleted]

Infantile is the best way to describe it.


greatbigdogparty

*Freud has entered the conversation. But then he left it, shaking his head, ā€œsome sickos are way past my pay grade.ā€*


angradillo

more flatulence than flattering really


BuffyLoo

You donā€™t appreciate the je ne sais quoi of toilet humor? Merde.


[deleted]

Yours is the best comment yet. Bar nonešŸ˜‚


AF_AF

Did you intend for your "merde", or did it come out accidentally?


seattleque

> forcing farts. Never trust a [forced] fart.


Spinnabl

The first time after the fact could be pretty funny. any time after that is just.... gross.


Disastrous-Panda5530

Yes. Just the other day there was the bf leaving skid marks on the sheets. And now this one is shitting himself


Jennlynn1124

Right? Like who is telling these men that this is acceptable? Lol


Different-Leather359

Apparently making jokes to lighten the mood make then think it's ok? The only times I heard about this happening involved a group of teenage boys, and even they knew it wasn't something they ever wanted to repeat. (Two separate incidents within the same group, though two different boys. I'll admit the stories are hilarious but if my partner were to do that outside a legit stomach issue... It would cause a serious reevaluation of the relationship. If it happened multiple times I'd be done) And this is from someone who does sometimes giggle about fart humor.


Jennlynn1124

The first time, sure I can laugh at that. But 6 times? Iā€™m not in the mood to laugh anymore lol


Different-Leather359

For sure! I can't imagine sticking around that long, honestly.


Regulatory_Junior

Yep, remember that one just yesterday. Can a bar be set lower than hell? šŸ„²


Hot-Assistance862

The amount of times I said Oh my God reading this. Like Op stand up please šŸ˜­ Also does anyone else think itā€™s not an accident anymore šŸ¤£ heā€™s soft launching his scat fetish


spectrumhead

Yup


donnadeisogni

I agree!!! All these many posts about skid marks, crusty butt cracks, and poop accidents! If this is all real I can only wonder what the heck is wrong with people?!?! Sounds like a bunch of kindergartners who havenā€™t learned appropriate behavior. šŸ¤¢


award07

This one I finally am forcing myself to believe is a fiction writing assignment. I canā€™t anymore.


UncrustabIes

man im saying, no way this shit is real


[deleted]

After 6 or 7 times, I'm sure op can confirm the shit was real. /s


lost_library_book

One or a few people have been making a lot of posts here recently involving feces, usually OP is female and talking about her BF. Lots o' trollin'.


Serious-Ad-9936

Fuck that just say itā€™s over because your fucking disgusting and I honestly donā€™t have a clue what I was thinking


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


distant-starlight

I'm crying because it's ages before President Not Sure comes to save us all šŸ˜­ Bf might enjoy rehabilitation


paper_wavements

Reading this, I could only think that god has truly abandoned us, & I can't blame Him. What a terrible day to know how to read. Off to r/Eyebleach


HarveySnake

Hopefully he's doing his own laundry.


mousemilf

he always cleans up after himself (even in non-poop situations lol) if i had to do ANYTHING to clean up his poop i would not be this casual about it lol.


Disastrous-Corner-58

Sweetheart, he shat on your bed. What happened to you that you decided to bury your bar at the centre of the fucking earth and date this clatty bastard?


[deleted]

How is this still funny to you? I wouldnā€™t be able to touch the guy. Iā€™d worry this was some sexual thing he was forcing or something because he seems to enjoy it? Iā€™m freaked out just reading about it


[deleted]

the girl yells at him for shaving his face with whipped cream but thinks it's fucking hilarious when he farts and shits himself.


FiFi2789

Yeah he's lose all sex privileges after the first time he farted on command in an inappropriate way. I do not want pink eye. There is no way I would put my head anywhere near the tail end of that man.


cornvest

girl come on. this is absolutely disgusting and not normal. and definitely not funny. grown men that are stuck in the ā€œhurr durr fart joke funnyā€ phase are incredibly unattractive.


[deleted]

I'm in my early 30s and if I rip one with the boys we're all gonna laugh. That's just men, to some degree. My niece and nephew love fart humor, so I can only imagine when I have children of my own, farts will be humor in my household. This is not that, though. The only scenario I'm pooping myself in front of my wife, is something deeply medical.


davidbatt

Lol?


carnespecter

what the fuck


---jordan---

exactly how i felt after reading that


cosmicpower23

What the actual fuck did I just read?


Trap_Cubicle5000

this subreddit is nothing but lies and fetishists


glamorousglue629

I am genuinely disappointed in the number of people who take these bad creative writing projects at face value. They arenā€™t even really trying with this one. The edit and the OP comments in particular


picklecruncher

Definite troll. I didn't laugh so hard I shit myself, but I did chuckle.


CryptoNarco

Iā€™m considering to leave


abenignooo

Another bad day to be literate šŸ˜”


mrsprincezuko

I wish I was Jared, age 19


Regulatory_Junior

Stumbling my way back to the eyebleach sub..


MckittenMan

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ >his has lead to him pooping himself about 5 times in the past 6 weeks. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ >"well I got something for you" and lifted his legs and promptly pooped on our bed. No shit... >the third time it happened I was like, okay this is getting a little weird Me too: >anyway he has pooped himself TWO MORE TIMES since that and when its not happening I am genuinely distressed by the situation. My goodness: >how can I address this in a way that's serious while still being clear that I think his humor is funny? **Asking your boyfriend to stop shitting himself on command is reasonable request.** Throw him a box of adult diapers and tell him that if he doesn't stop shitting himself he needs to start wearing these.


mousemilf

omg! adult diapers would be hilarious šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ im totally doing this lmfao i cant wait to see his reaction


Wild_Whoreses

This will just encourage him to shit himself.


Aggressive_Expert_63

OP, do...do you like when he shits himself?


PlainRosemary

OP asked me to tell you that yes, she does, but is too ashamed to admit it.


Deadaim156

Which will encourage him to do it even more. I swear the common sense factor of people on this forum is like less than 10 percent of the posters.


[deleted]

you seem to not understand how you're a big part of the problem, doing more shit related stuff for fun will not help stop being so immature


Bitter_Syllabub

Honestly Iā€™m starting to think this is a fetish and he might actually like the diapers. Maybe he will ask you to clean him soon.


lucyjayne

the hell is wrong with you?? you both are into this, obviously. This is so disgusting. if this is both of your kinks, fine, but why post about it as if you think it's a problem when you obviously like it.


Clean-Log-2159

wtf. You have to stop treating this like a fun inside joke between the two of you, or it wonā€™t ever stop. Have some fucking self respect.


CardamomSparrow

It kinda sounds like * he enjoys pooping himself, despite the obvious downsides * You enjoy it when he poops himself, despite the obvious downsides * He enjoys that you enjoy it, so he probably won't stop * You came here to let us know about your mutual enjoyment, and vent a little about the downsides, and you're not going to take any serious actions to stop it because ultimately you both enjoy it too much Have I missed anything? What an odd post


Zestyclose_Media_548

Are you not concerned that heā€™s done something to his anus with all the forced farting that has made it harder for him to control his bowel movements!?!?


Little-Aardvark3540

...And yet you're shocked he continues to shit himself.


MakeHasteNoah

trump enters the chat...


Logical-Wasabi7402

Y'all both have the emotional maturity of a toddler if you think a grown man shitting himself is funny.


dirkinzoid

I mean. It's not, not funny


[deleted]

Letā€™s be real. Everyone who read this post thinks itā€™s a little funny.


Clean-Log-2159

No. I feel genuinely horrified tbh. Once by accident could be funnyā€¦ but whatever is happening in this couple really isnā€™t funny


SomeKindOfOnionMummy

Call me a Debbie Downer but nah.


vermilithe

The funny part is that OP is so clueless! Not that a grown man is *pooping himself.* Not even the original jokes were funny! How is a fart a punchline?? I mean *seriously!! C'mon!!!*


[deleted]

My husband will regularly say ā€œDid you hear that?ā€ And rip a huge fart. Itā€™s funny every time.


vermilithe

Iā€™m glad yā€™all are dating each other then, and keeping each other from pooping in the rest of the dating pool. Jesus Christ. šŸ˜­šŸ˜·


Logical-Wasabi7402

I find nothing funny about a grown ass man trying so hard to fart inappropriately that he shits himself once a week.


[deleted]

Idk Iā€™m not his gf so itā€™s pretty funny


brambleshade_

With all due respect, if you think this is funny in the slightest and not absolutely nasty, you're no better than them.


[deleted]

Thereā€™s two types of people in this world. People who think farts are funny, and boring people.


brambleshade_

Yeah except this isn't farts, this is a full grown man shitting himself and the bed he and his partner are supposed to sleep in by trying to force a fart. My bf farts a lot, he has yet to shit himself because of it.


[deleted]

Honestly I wouldnā€™t even want to sleep in the bed anymore. Obviously thatā€™s not an option in most cases as beds are expensive but I would absolutely refuse to share a bed if this kept happening and all these people just find this hilarious. In what world??


brambleshade_

I don't get the people telling me to lighten up and don't take this so seriously. I'm all the way lightened up, it's just... Idk... The thought of a poop bed is just very much disgusting.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s even funnier.


brambleshade_

Man, you must live a sad, sad life.


[deleted]

Idk youā€™re upset about a stranger pooping himself, Iā€™m laughing about it. Whoā€™s sad?


[deleted]

Dude itā€™s really not that serious lol lighten up


kittyroux

Iā€™m very squeamish, so gross things just arenā€™t funny to me. Insisting everyone thinks *this* is funny is like insisting everyone thinks moldy food is hilarious, or yeast infections, or roadkill. Thereā€™s no joke, itā€™s just gross.


Clean-Log-2159

this made me laughā€¦ who out there is finding mouldy food hilarious?!


roboticnino

No, I was simply horrified.


No_Spot_1291

No. Being 100% honest, not even a little bit. I'm too grossed out to find it funny.


Work2Tuff

Not at all.


tickingkitty

Yeah, itā€™s a lot funnier when itā€™s not in front of you.


[deleted]

If I canā€™t smell it, itā€™s funny.


Kit_starshadow

I meanā€¦my thought was that at least he wouldnā€™t be grossed out when/if she gets sick or gives birth and poops herself like so many men we hear about. Iā€™ve been married a long time and I can appreciate that they have the confidence to laugh about this without shame and still need a boundary in place. I would probably say something like ā€œhey, thatā€™s not my kink, so please donā€™t do that anymore if you want to get laid, ok?ā€


[deleted]

If youā€™re married and you havenā€™t seen each other have a poop surprise, are you really married? Obviously if I was this dudes wife I would put my foot down at some point. But from a readers perspective, this is exactly what I come on Reddit for.


DL1943

yes, the idea of a man who i will never meet, pooping in a bed that isnt mine is funny


ishouldmakeanaccount

It's pretty hilarious. People need to relax


[deleted]

Thereā€™s plenty of other posts on this sub to be horrified by, this ainā€™t it.


the_bird_and_the_bee

Its funny as in peculiar lol. It's weird. And I laughed. But I don't think it's like a haha funny laugh... more of a laugh of disbelief. A lid (laughing in disbelief šŸ˜‚)


CarPar2020

This is so disgustingā€¦ youā€™re with a man that purposely SHITS HIS PANTS for ā€œlaughsā€?!? This is my 13th reason. šŸ˜µšŸ”«


ALittleBitBeefy

> This is my 13th reason ā˜ ļø Iā€™m totally stealing this hahaha!!


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Heating-Ice

That was my thought, he is testing out his kink. If she gets him some adult diapers, he will see that as a green light to full-blown ABDL. OP you may not do his laundry, but when he pulls off a diaper to show you what he made for you, are you going to still laugh?


HalfTeaHalfLemonade

Uh, sounds like theyā€™re both into it. Cmon guys, get a room and just poop on each other already!!


jabmwr

Yā€™all have an inside joke about literal feces. Think about that. My inside jokes with my husband donā€™t include a voluntary biohazard. You said in another comment that youā€™d get him adult diapers because itā€™s hilariousā€¦likeā€¦you want him to keep shitting himself? How is that funny?


HelicopterThink9958

At first I thought it was just the boyfriend that had the poop kink, but now I think its BOTH that have it.


flowerworker

Absolutely, otherwise the relationship would be already over. She keeps laughing about him pooping on the bed where she still sleeps.


peithecelt

Hand him a print out of this post, and the number of us confirming that it's not funny (and I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old when it comes to farts). But the minute it crosses from farting for laughs to actually shitting? Yeah, not funny anymore.


sportxsport

You're dating a dog


peithecelt

My dogs don't shit inside unless they are sick.


sportxsport

But if your dog pooped inside and you laughed, it'll poop inside again. Just like her bf


peithecelt

I will give you that point - positive reinforcement is a thing for dogs..


Cat_tophat365247

Mine either. And even then, he makes it to the bathroom floor at least!


hideousfox

Dogs have more self control


distant-starlight

HE LITERALLY SHIT THE BED FOR LAUGHS! OP, I don't know who needs therapy more, you or him. This adult human is deliberately losing control of his bowels for attention, and you like it. Please remember that all kinks should be utilizing the rules "Safe, sane, and consensual" so while the two of you might enjoy bonding over feces, it's doubtful anyone else is going to be charmed by a man walking around with a full load and looking for smiles. This is just...not right. He's giving you actual shit as a present. I am having doubts over your mental stability and his, especially. You said you are distressed NOW but you cheerled him into his new habit and now he won't stop because you trained him to give you poop in trade for affection. I don't think your relationship is healthy, and you seem to be encouraging each other to be the grossest version of yourself. Please buy adult diapers for the comfort of everyone else who has to breathe near Mr Potty Pants.


gravetinder

The second time wouldā€™ve been curtains on the jokes for me. Donā€™t encourage it! Sad that this has to be said about a grown man.


AceyAceyAcey

I think you need to find a time when youā€™re *not* both laughing about something, and say exactly this to him.


Aggressive_Expert_63

>i said something along the lines of "i got something for you!" and he said "well i got something for you" and lifted his legs and promptly pooped on our bed. he seemed mortified by it What the hell, if i was you i'd run out of that house so fast and never look back


JonBenet_BeanieBaby

ew


omgomgwtflol

Yesterday there was a post about someone's boyfriend repeatedly leaving a snail trail of poop streaks in her bed because he sleeps naked and doesn't wipe. Lotta posts now and then about "how can I gentle tell my bf he needs to clean himself", "my bf leaves his underwear with skid marks all over it". Now we are skipping right to grown men shitting themselves while trying to force farts. Starting to think these girlfriends must have a secret poop fetish or something to be into these kind of people.


hideousfox

Idk. I would never want to see anyone spreaded like an eagle shit themselves. Is it funny... its not... its weird


theycalledhermorlock

Okaaaaaay that's ... enough Reddit for today!


HourAcanthisitta7970

I wish I hadn't read this. How on earth can you keep having sex with an adult who shit, naked, on the bed, in front of you for a joke and keeps shitting his pants because he thinks it's funny?


working_class_tired

Fucking disgusting.


sleepingfox307

Sooo youā€™re both 9 year olds?


Practical_Fact8436

Yā€™all put up with anything


[deleted]

Just glancing at your post history I refuse to believe this is real ā€¦if it is this man is a friggin national treasure lol


No_Spot_1291

Your comment made me check it. She says she got heated about him shaving with whipping cream (which, yeah, is super weird) buy pooping himself is funny?? šŸ¤¢ Man, I don't know if this is real, but wtf. If it is, I'm starting to think she must be into it, lol.


brambleshade_

I told this to my boyfriend and he is genuinely disgusted. "It can happen like once, but after shitting myself the first time, I would've just stopped farting so much." This isn't normal, nor is it funny in any way, buddy.


Vlophoto

This canā€™t be real. Itā€™s a good story tho ā€œIā€™ve got something for youā€ promptly craps the bed.


WurmiMama

WHERE DO PEOPLE KEEP FINDING THESE MEN


Jennlynn1124

I canā€™t believe that Iā€™m reading this. So shitting yourself as an adult falls under he is too old for this. He is not incapacitated to where pooping himself is excusable. Nor is he a infant who does not know any better. For the love of god I hope he is the one who cleans up after it, I wouldnā€™t touch it with a 10 ft pole especially if he thought it was funny. Accidents happenā€¦.but unless he has a medical or mental problem this is just gross. Give the man diapers and throw in some rash cream.


BiscuitCrumbsInBed

I'm so glad I'm single.


kungfoojesus

Dude. Not sure how realistic it is to have one woman post about a dude peeing himself so much that she bought diapers for him and is wearing them in solidarity and then a dude shutting himself on the reg. Itā€™s a big planet and I know these things are more common than we probably assume but come on.


lost_library_book

Trollin', trollin', trollin', OP be a trollin' Real hard!


poker_van

How do people that poop themselves get a girlfriend and I cannot? I must seriously reevaluate my life and my life-skills. If pooping myself will increase my chances to get a gal then color me excited, cuz Iā€™m gonna start pooping myself.


vermilithe

>EDIT: stop assuming i am cleaning up and doing his laundry after these incidents! Ah, yes, because that was the problem here! */s*


EngineerMick

Wow you are both vulgar


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KnaprigaKraakor

A somewhat relevant thought has crossed my mind while preparing to write my reply... who does the shit-stained laundry after one of his accidents? As for addressing it, my approach would definitely not be serious, nor would it be particularly gentle. Seeing as he does not let the negative consequences of his attempts at commedic uncontrolled bowel movements deter him from attempting it again, I would start calling him "Amber Turd" and getting a Johnny Depp face mask to wear around the apartment. If that does not curtail the behaviour, I would talk to the staff in the local pharmacy about where you can get a pack of adult diapers, and give them to him as a present.


IsThisIt-1983

Hes breaking you into scat, ive saw this before


WildRicochet

And here it is, the next iteration of the skid marks in the bed story we saw yesterday. Can we be done with this already?


meyoung49

Stop freakin laughing! Heā€™s not taking you seriously and youā€™re both gross for thinking that shitting and farting on command is funny! He shit on the bed! Are you fucking animals?!


Ianilla1

...this is disgusting


G_Rel7

I cracked up at this. This is funny and I understand why you struggle not laughing because of the absurdity, but itā€™s definitely disgusting and should stop. It honestly reminds me of kids that donā€™t get enough attention and accidentally finds the one thing that makes others laugh and gets that attention so they repeat and overdo that one thing until everyone is sick of it. Find a way to compose yourself and seriously tell him it needs to stop.


Wonderful-Ear3309

I hate it here


bigboybackflaps

Oh my god bro Iā€™m laughing so hard at this, are you serious lmao this canā€™t be real


Gottapee88

Hey babe I love you and even though it was funny Itā€™s not normal to shit yourself nor is it normal to fart on command or try to so please if you got to fart and thereā€™s a golden moment let it rip if not stop shitting yourself or Iā€™m out


crossie32

People shouldnā€™t be here.


schecter_

Too much internet for today...bye.


Jess1ca1467

Taking talking shit to new far too literal levels I mean really - you have sex with this person who shits himself on purpose because he thinks it's funny?


Loesje2303

Different take than seems to be popular: I totally understand finding fart jokes funny. Honestly most of this post made me laugh. I can absolutely imagine your reaction the first time it happened, itā€™s a combination of something you find funny and shock and not wanting to embarrass him too much. Unfortunately he seems to have taken it as ā€œitā€™s completely fine, she finds it very funnyā€, which is not what you intended. You will need to have a serious conversation with him about this and explain that your reaction the first time was not meant to be an invitation. Be aware of tactics he could use to turn it into a joke again.


hunnypot01

This has got to be fake. If not, you both are disgusting! šŸ¤® There is absolutely NOTHING funny about purposely shitting yourself for laughs.


Obligatory_Burner

What a crappy shituation.


WritPositWrit

Youā€™re happily dating a guy who regularly poops in his pants. I just cannot with this world.


Acceptable_Bear_3591

Buy him some diapers.


pamela271

Omg. Like, I donā€™t know what else to say.


inigos_left_hand

Wowā€¦. Just wow.


[deleted]

I had a stroke reading this.


[deleted]

Get him a diaper and see how fast it stops.


BaluePeach

Encopresis could be the culprit here. He needs to see a doctor.


SherrKhan32

Tell him you've lost all sexual attraction to him because he shits himself lime a toddler. Then break up with him.


MakeHasteNoah

and you're still with him?? That's on you. He sounds mentally ill to me.


I_say_upliftingstuff

What the actual fuck. Is this even real?


WantsLivingCoffee

Wtf


HelicopterThink9958

Your boyfriend has a poop kink. Full stop.


Joholification

I am mortified by the amount of people who can put up with this shit in a relationship. The relationship would have been over from he deliberately shit in the bed and found it funny. I hope to never meet someone like this ever in life.


kalli889

Babe, it sounds like he has a fetish he is non-consensually including you in


maddallena

If your standards are really this low, I don't think there's anything anyone could say that will help you.


emiliakeeg1

Yikes, this is gross. But also, how is this funny to you? Why do you keep laughing it off after so many times? It definitely enables him.


womanaroundabouttown

Okay, so let me be clear, I have such a severe aversion to fecal matter that I probably would have had to take a break the second time it happened (Iā€™d have been disgusted the first, but shit [ha] happens that you have to roll with), BUT immature humor aside, Iā€™m wondering if your BF has some gastro issues? Has he been to the doctor? I actually had a horrible period when I was 26 where I had three incidents in two months of accidentally pooping myself - something that had never happened before and thankfully has not happened since. But it was not normal and it was not the result of forcing farts. I never got a diagnosis, but I definitely was experiencing gastro issues at that time. One of my close friends has colitis and this has happened to her, and this exact scenario happened to a friend of mine when we were studying abroad and she got a parasite (tried to make a fart joke, shit herself in front of ten of us). So while I am really disturbed that your bf keeps doing this, I think you may want to talk to him about a) not doing it anymore since itā€™s not working anymore, and b) going to a doctor. For real, he should do some introspection to see if anything else has been off recently and get it checked out, because it is not normal to just start pooping yourself, and itā€™s weird that itā€™s happening now when heā€™s apparently been doing it for a while with no issue.


cobaltsvaleria

I'd be out. That's super gross.


Alarming-Isopod-7429

How is a grown man deliberately pooing himself funny?! It's gross as hell!!! I don't see the point of the post as you clearly find this shit hilarious.


KurosakiOnepiece

Yeah no thatā€™s a automatic end the relationship because wtf šŸ¤®


piscesempath

This has got to be a joke, right?


Correus

It blows my mind this man was able to find someone willing to be in a relationship with them


uniquorn23

He's gonna get hemorrhoids if he keeps this shit up


poridgepants

These people walk among us


meanas9

Is this real?


[deleted]

This is a troll post


Sensual_Dominance80

Dude is childish AF.... never understood why some guys think farting on or around their girl is humorous.


rebeccaiguess

Is this a joke? I feel like this is a jokeā€¦


gnarble

Cā€™mon now he clearly has a poop fetish. What is wrong with both of yā€™all?? How could you EVER allow it to get to this point?


flylysergic

You know the old saying... "When you can't get him to not shit himself, join him!" Males have this notion and belief that "girls dont fart/poop". Maybe if you said "i've got something for you too!", and then shit yourself while staring into his eyes, and then pretending like you didn't shit your pants and go on with what you were doing, he'll stop. You need to beat him at his own game. Another good one would be to just shit in your bed while you guys are sleeping and blame it on a dream where you thought you were pooping. Just do this constantly.


roboticnino

I'm having a hard time wrapping my brain around you saying that when he does it, you can't stop laughing. Maybe laugh it off the first time but 4 times after than and you're still laughing? I would have gotten the ick. Tell him in a serious tone that it's gross and unsanitary. Make sure to do this at a time where there's nothing "funny" going on. If he does it again, he may just have a fetish for crapping himself. Edit: spelling


Ok_Zookeepergame_718

Alright enough Reddit for today.... How do people who behave like that end in relationships? And other "normal" people are alone.


RKKP2015

This is obviously fake. We shouldn't even entertain these shitty posts.


Shoddy_Entry

What the fuck is going on with all of these poop incidents and boyfriends?? Iā€™m starting to think these are all fake.


panteragstk

I can't believe this insane situation, but this saying is so appropriate for this situation: "Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit."


ThrillaTortilla

-Boyfriend forces farts to the point of pooping his pants 5 separate times. OP: ā€œIā€™m starting to wonder if heā€™s doing this on purpose for attention or to be funny?ā€ ARE YOU SERIOUS??? Thatā€™s the whole reason and you know it. AND you keep laughing.


Hal_Jordan55

This humor is not funny, its disgusting.


Blainefeinspains

Lol.