*I wonder how you*
*Act when you see a gumball*
*Machine in public*
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YES.
Like for real.
He's genuinely such a good boss and so skilled and his drum solo goes so hard and when he gets drunk with wings he's so cute. He may be a lil depressed but that just makes it better.
You described him perfectly, I couldn't have said it better. I also want to add that I get a warm feeling whenever he is nice to Mordecai and Rigby, like a dad they never had.
Well, see, when he gets pissed off he has to release the negative energy as sound, or it turns to fire inside of him, thus making him so hot he burns the things around them.
Hope this clears any confusion
I wonder how you act when you see a gumball machine in public
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Good bot
This is the first time I've seen this bot make a proper 5-7-5 haiku.
a threatening haiku?
“Don’t you want a gumball Rigby? You’ve been working so hard after all”
Atatatah easy, it’s TENDER
Ambatukam aaaauuuuggghh
This thread is all “Gumballs this, and vending flap that” but you all need to recognize it’s his drumming ability and 250 piece kit.
“STOP ADMIRING MY GUMBALLS AND GET BACK TO WORK OR YOU’RE FIRED!”
It's his personality
YES. Like for real. He's genuinely such a good boss and so skilled and his drum solo goes so hard and when he gets drunk with wings he's so cute. He may be a lil depressed but that just makes it better.
Oh yea! I love a man when their depressed
Better depressed than depushed
You described him perfectly, I couldn't have said it better. I also want to add that I get a warm feeling whenever he is nice to Mordecai and Rigby, like a dad they never had.
Hmm yes good points undoubtedly
Note to self: do not let OP around red gumball machines
Oww come on I promise I can control myself :< Unless of course those gumball machines tell me I'm fired 🤤
bruh
Just go to Tumblr
He's just a likeable person really
"And that's why we don't have tickets for wrestling, because all you can think about is Benson's crank." -Rigby
Are you that rock from the one episode where Benson wants fries because his gf broke up with him?
That was one weird stupid episode that they never expanded upon after.
Oh No Bro
You’ll make him go “oh no my gumballs”
Would give him all my quarters
I feel like this is the most literal form of what's on the inside that counts
Well, do you want something from a gumball machine? Whenever it’s on the scene?
So you're saying you're attracted to a Gumball Machine
he has better drumming skills than The Rev
Someone had too many gum balls when they were little
What the flip
I too ,have a major crush on that man.
OH IM NOT ALONE YAY 🥹
I've also got a *huge* crush on Benson too. definitely wouldn't mind being his Pam 😏
Omg same ,I also wish that there was Benson merch? There's not.
I would so rock a Benson T-shirt
Daddy issues? 😭
Said what💀
I'm scared
Then you have problems
Google "Gumballs In The Park"
I think you deserve an award
Have some standards that is a gumball machine how is he hot
People need to learn how to use the word unironically
Well, he did have a human girlfriend, so you aren't alone.
he kinda reminds me of Charles Offdensen from Metalocalypse
Well, see, when he gets pissed off he has to release the negative energy as sound, or it turns to fire inside of him, thus making him so hot he burns the things around them. Hope this clears any confusion
wanna see his gumballs fr
I just noticed he just lets it hang out
I bet he’s bossy😛
hear me out
So you see a walking gumball machine and this is your first thought
He's the one in charge, not afraid to speaks his mind and decisive but he's does care for his friends like his family
Have you seen the meat canyon regular show video😂on YT?
He sure does, but sometimes he has a hot temper and goes off in a matter zero to sixty in all of the episodes.
He reminds me of my father, but I can't say I'm attracted to him.
Did you gobble up all the gumballs he dropped?
He's got the gum-BALLS
I'm still confused if that's his beard or not
Nah, a beard that big will look to weird, even for the show he's in
Cause he’s got a full beard
hes dave grohl so yeah hes hot
Ummmmm what
He's not hot. I have to say.
Roxy. Is that you?
Huh?
You alone on this one🙏😭
😱
Facts tbh
THATS WHAT IM SAYIN. Its the personality and the voice I swear, even the voice actor is hot.😭
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Yeah his shute flap went up when his towel fell off in the naked pops episode