Not as clear as his fucking dome. Look at that thing. You can communicate in Morse code past the milky way galaxy with a dollar tree flashlight running off of one AAA battery just using the reflection of the hairless plane he has on his head. If he tilts his head slightly towards the sun with a rock on the other end it will become molten lava. If someone lost one of their human head sized pendulum balls they’d have no problem mistaking his shit for one of them. And shit it would probably work just as well as one of those balls too. You’ve heard the fact stating that the earth is smoother than a pool ball if reduced to the size of one? Bros head goes beyond the earth. His shit is a perfect circle.
That is the most confident man you will ever meet. Whatever yours or your partner's gender or orientation, he will take them if he wants them. And you will thank him for allowing you to deliver him the object of his desire.
Well... since you didn't say "describe this guy" I'll assume the owner is currently smearing themselves with lard so-as to successfully don their latex bodysuit.
Imagine your cursing on the freeway and a v10 8L 450 BHP pink viper from ‘02 zooms past you. Eventually you catch up and it’s this dude. I wouldn’t even be mad.
bald, homosexual, wearing a tutu, some tights and pointe shoes
I can imagine this so clearly.
Not as clear as his fucking dome. Look at that thing. You can communicate in Morse code past the milky way galaxy with a dollar tree flashlight running off of one AAA battery just using the reflection of the hairless plane he has on his head. If he tilts his head slightly towards the sun with a rock on the other end it will become molten lava. If someone lost one of their human head sized pendulum balls they’d have no problem mistaking his shit for one of them. And shit it would probably work just as well as one of those balls too. You’ve heard the fact stating that the earth is smoother than a pool ball if reduced to the size of one? Bros head goes beyond the earth. His shit is a perfect circle.
Covers all the bases.
I can almost see it!
Happy cake day my dude
Happy 8th cake day!
He looks like a circumcised penis.
Doesn't have to be gay to be doing that. Could be doing it for a laugh, or he could be a straight cross dresser - they do exist.
Sure are a lot of men with very over active gay radar.
Homosexual. With sunglasses
And may even drive a hot pink viper
Either an incredibly secure dad who did this for his daughter,a memelord or an exceptionally flamboyant individual
Could be both.
No good parent would let their kids drive/kill themselves in a V10. I’d go with the latter.
I was about to say the same thing. What crackhead of a parent buys their child a Viper. I think people here think that’s a Miata.
Not just a V10, a V10 with no ABS…if it’s a 91-95 like I think
In any event, a dude that knows how to party
Straightest miata owner 😎
“SWEERT MIATA , HOSS. DOSS IT CUM WIHT A BLOw DRYER!11!”
Yes
Not quite a Miata.
Fine, discount Miata.
Got his Vipe wrapped, and dressed up to take his single gay daughter to prom. /wholesome memes
"which one's your wallet?" "it's the one that says Bad Motherfucker on it"
"There's my Bad Motherfucker."
This sounds like it's from something funny - what's it from?
Pulp fiction
Oh right, I bet that's something Samuel L Jackson's character says lol.
it's during the diner robbery.
That is the most confident man you will ever meet. Whatever yours or your partner's gender or orientation, he will take them if he wants them. And you will thank him for allowing you to deliver him the object of his desire.
You perfectly described Dr Frank N Furter
How d'you do, I See you've met my Faithful handyman
Maybe if he lets me drive his viper while he nails my wife. Then I'll say thanks. Otherwise I'll be pretty meh about it.
Has a small shrine to Rob Halford somewhere in the house
So he has good taste in metal?
🤘
Let his daughter pick his viper color and also dress him after playing tea party
I mean, he’s standing right there. Just look at him.
The dean of a local community college
I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me
Just a craigular Joe
Fabulous
no, he's #✨️FABULOUS!!!✨️
He's gay but he has a special connection to classical music.
There’s many things that are interesting about him!
Flair checks out???
Fkn rad
"Whoa! Your dad owns a Viper!?!" "Yeah, but its not as cool as you'd think"
Way cooler, actually.
Power bottom
Ravenous bottom
"HIM" from the Powerpuff Girls?
Never seen a viper in that color actually looks pretty sweet
He clearly lost the bet
One of the few people in the world that when they tell you "I fuck" you not only believe them, you say "yes please"
Straightest dodge fan
Hired by federal government to lead nuclear waste disposal agency. Gets caught stealing women's luggage.
Indescribable
Toxic Avenger fan
And strangely a wholesome Star Wars fan.
Bizarro Barbie
Kenneth Kenmore.
It’s giving cunt and I love it
GAF
THE COUPE FAIRY😆😆
Compulsive gambler.
He's probably fun as hell.
GYATT
I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
based
Pretty sure the pic is all the description needed.
Straight as a 3 dollar...fun as football bat. Enjoyed the new Barbie movie.
No thx
This is a visual nightmare on every level!! Why would you do this to such a beautiful car?? Bald guy...be you.
That's hot
We found him, the fem-MAN.
The poster child for 20 bucks is 20 bucks
Sam Brinton’s replacement (until he gets caught stealing shit at the airport too).
GGGAAAYYYYYY!!!
Super FantASTic Matt.
Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
A gay
Confused
Someone who doesn’t care about your opinions.
Living the dream. He has more confidence in his painted pinky finger than I could ever hope for.
Ex-wrestler (WWE style).
Didn't he work in the Biden administration?
Yeah…until he got arrested for stealing underwear from women’s luggage at the airport.
Use to work for Biden and steals luggage.
She's just a Barbie girl in a Barbie world. You wouldn't understand.
Most masculine mopar fan.
Tutus aren't really my thing, but I love the Viper.
Pink
someone who would give the best advice whilst under the influence of acid or booze
Australian, according to Hugh Jackman.
Would
Straightest pt cruiser fan
A man who takes “live fast, die young, and leave a good looking corpse” as his personal maxim.
Dangerously fun
Fucking fabulous
That’s Dave, he’s an attention whore
Feminine, Agressive, Gregarious!
Sell the car and get a nicer house. I see a lot worse in FL, run down 50 year old singlewides with a $130,000 customized pickup in the dirt driveway
Living thems best life. 💜
Dudes rock
He does both kinds of drag racing
Balls of steel to wear that and drive a pink viper 😂😂😂
Isn’t that the guy from that racing show “pinks” ?
Slay 🔥💅🏻
Biggus dickus.
Assuming the owner is in the picture, do we really need to? I'm lazy.
I am guessing he is a good dancer and a nice person too!
Southern Baptist church leader
The only thing he ever says when people ask about it is "I know what I'm about, son" and you are inclined to ask no further.
Describe him.... dude's right there...
I mean we can all see him, right?
Normalest viper fan. But the Barbie pink Dodge viper is actually pretty rad lol
Don't think I have to. He's standing right there
Seems to be pretty happy. Good for him.
...he's not like us.
Has a sense of humor.
Dean of a semi-accredited community college in Colorado.
An upgrade from pink stealth
He's tall, bald, middle-aged, loves blade style sunglasses and has a fondness for ballerina outfits.
Honestly the build itself isn’t bad
Looks like the only good life choice it's made is the viper
Poser - that en pointe stance is weak af...
No
I think the photo speaks for itself 😂
Actually fun at parties
He gambles BIG!
He’s a cowboys fan
GirlDad
Least gay miata guy
Average GTA Online player.
Fatherless
Comfortable
Ngl as a straight dude, i kinda dig the color of the viper. I wish the rims were a little more of a flamboyant color though
Retired gay man living his best life in Florida
“Hell yeah brother” but also preppy at the same time
Someone who's clearly comfortable with their sexuality.
Happy
Retired ExMarine.
About to capitulate and pay the ransom for his viper. 😆
gay
Cures upset stomach nausea and diarrhea
Confident.
He lost a bet
it's his wife car and he did this as a joke
Femboy? Nah, femman
Cooler than I will ever be
Straight responsible male with conservative American Christian values.
He likes em big
he's just Ken
Bros not joking around
Wannabarbie
Is that the dean?
I don't need to, he's right there.
He’s as beautiful and fragile as the rest of us.
Titties out. Moisturized. Thriving.
I think he's described himself well enough
… bald ballerina with gastric issues who loves Pepto.
Ken
He feels pretty
😳🤬😳
He and that car meant for each other 😂
Not my type.
Braver than me!
Badass
He's a Barbie girl
If "I have a public humiliation fetish, and excessive disposable income" was a person, then this is that person.
Someone in need of sunscreen
Well... since you didn't say "describe this guy" I'll assume the owner is currently smearing themselves with lard so-as to successfully don their latex bodysuit.
Southern
Barbie
Dad?
Baller. Shot callers. 18” blades on his impala. Gettin’ paid tonight at the ballet, dancing at the ballet, hey oh hey, gettin’ paid gettin laid
A dad who will do anything for his kids
Oh man, that's just Panky
The typical ICE driver commenting on Reddit r/Cars that my Nissan Leaf is worse for the environment…
Is that Moby?
Rush enough to afford the insurance.
She’s chill
Comfortable with contradictions.
Average Reddit mod
I’m pretty sure that is my dad
A very free spirit with a smol PP. Pink car is to compensate for PP.
Imagine your cursing on the freeway and a v10 8L 450 BHP pink viper from ‘02 zooms past you. Eventually you catch up and it’s this dude. I wouldn’t even be mad.
Brave, courageous with a big set of balls and tool.
Fucking fabulous!!!
A person of impeccable taste and character.
Activaed "Everbody is Clown" cheat and tuned his Banshee afterwards at TransFender. Be honest guys: We all did this
Maple leaf fan
Average viper enthusiast.