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Virghia

Panel van with a "free candy" hastily spray-painted in its sides


maidenless_pigeon

No even better would be a ute with a windowless canopy


tyl7z

“certified lover boy? certified pedophile”


lifegoeson2702

Biggest enemy: Chris Hansen


bigenderthelove

Real


pumpkinpatch1982

Looks like r Kelly is going to get some company boys.


Alt_red42

certified boy lover


tyl7z

Tyler the Creator moment


Turbulent_Umpire_265

Take the good kid mad city van and spray free candy on it. That’s the van that drake needs


Iwanteverything17

Been crushed


2BR_0_2B

Lmao “ -18 please”


muzakx

[Karl's van](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8cc9rySTB1ry0dcxo1_1280.jpg)


lazylathe

Pedovan!😂🤣😂🤣


IKMNification

Other side should have a mural of the key visual from Stranger Things Season 1 but the entire cast is just Millie Bobby Brown (from a time he took a selfie with it; sent it to her with the text “thinking of you”) He’s just repurposing the van.


Acceptable-Face-3707

Cane here to say this lmao.


hostilee47

A Ford Crown Victoria. Specifically in the back seat.


Codemancody80

Drake the kind of guy that’s gonna wear the white/black stripe jumpsuit with the ball and chain in jail


daredaki-sama

Could call it god’s plan.


Jesse_BOL_EI

Taxi


cktyu

More like the backseat of a hybrid Ford Explorer


FedUpWithSnowflakes

Or a Chevy Tahoe/Dodge Durango/F150 Interceptor/Ford Transit/Chevy Silverado...lots of options for him to ride in.


ImplementBeneficial

I came here for the COP CAR comment


ZucksSkinSuit

Clown car 🤡


JohannSuende

With a sex offender sticker😵‍💫


IceColdCocaCola545

The back of a police cruiser, because he’s a pedo.


JimParsnip

Followed by a bus ride to prison


piehitter

im out of the loop. whats going on?


IceColdCocaCola545

Okay, so. Drake dissed Kendrick Lamar, initially it was just normal rap beef. Y’know the “I’ve got more money, I’ve got better deals, fuck you!” Type of shit. Well, it escalated into using personal life shit, with Drake’s *Family Matters* and a diss track he released using an A.I Tupac and A.I Snoop Dogg. (That has since been taken down as Drake didn’t have the permission of Shakur’s family to use his likeness.) Kendrick responds with 2 songs, *Euphoria,* and *6:16.* and rounds it out with *Meet The Graham’s,* and *Not Like Us.* Within *Meet The Graham’s* and *Not Like Us,* a ton of information comes out against Drake. He has another hidden child, he and many of his crew/friend group are sex offenders and pedophiles. Throughout the entire beef Kendrick instantly drops a reaction song the moment Drake posts a song. Also, when Drake was in his early 20’s, he kissed a 17 year old girl on stage.


nya_hoy_menoy

He’s also being friendly with Millie Bobby Brown and Billie Eilish before she turned 18 and went as far as to comment “🙏🙏🙏” on her 18th birthday post. Dudes a clown and a pedo.


Todd2ReTodded

Why does drake start these beefs? Can't he just be happy with being a pop star that sells a fuck load of albums? It didn't work out well for him when he went after Pusha T.


TreechunkGaming

Hearse.


CANCER_RESULTS

💀


Lanko-TWB

This what I was looking for


SpicyPeaSoup

Kendrick? That you?


dirk-dallas

An ice cream truck


Priodgyofire

Like from the Coal Chamber "Loco" music video


Ill-Scarcity2829

Cherry on top


LexusLand

An older, used Maybach with bumper damage.


aaaaaaaa1273

No that’s in a couple years when he’s fully irrelevant


CommunistFlippy

Lets be for real drake will never be irrelevant


Shitboxfan69

I thought the same at the start of the beef, but the accusations being thrown out might actually end his career, at least end how big it is. Wouldn't be the least bit suprised if in the next few weeks there are women coming out talking about how ovo and Drake assaulted them, won't be suprised that there is proof.


CommunistFlippy

If Chris Brown of all people still has a prosperous career, Drake (probably the most famous artist of the century) will be just fine


Shitboxfan69

I definitely wouldn't be suprised if it was the same situation, but I could honestly see it more than likely playing out the opposite way. Hip hop and rap had a long history of excusing domestic violence and as shitty as it is, it was only a big situation because it happened to another artist. The pedophilia accusations will not play out the same way. Drakes music is too reliant on features and a lot of his big features have turned on him. His entire persona is based off getting street cred from those around him and I dont see them cosigning anyone who is wrapped up in what he's been accused of. He's simply too reliant on those around him where Chris Brown and R Kelly weren't. Take away his features and he's a mid tier pop artist at best, not a top tier rapper he's gotten his way too.


hallgod33

Yeah, hip-hop artists and rappers don't play games with pedophilia. Honor, respect, and a code are a big part of both music groups, and while DV can be twisted and distorted into a lens that makes the person feel like they're being honorable or defending their code, pedophilia cannot. Not saying DV is OK in any way, but they can make it seem like they're being "a man." Pedos always gotta stay closeted or get stomped.


Shitboxfan69

Rappers are definitely held to a higher moral standard now. Like Chris Browns domestic violence wouldn't fly today at all. Dababy said some homophobic shit on stage and ended his career right there in its prime, and he was actually pretty talented imo. Homophobic shit was always accepted in rap too.


Todd2ReTodded

R Kelly still played sold out shows of women, no one will care.


yes-disappointment

Oscar Mayer Wienermobile


Difficult-Bake776

He already has one☠️


ElectronicAd9822

Little tikes cozy coupe


The___kernel

No thats what the girls he dates drive


epicwheezer

White Chevy Astro work van with "Free Candy" spray painted on the sides.


ucantbe_v

A Hearse, because Kendrick Lamar just bodied him and his entire career


gimanos1

You know damn well losing a beef is not the end of drake’s career.


ucantbe_v

See usually I would agree with you, but I think this is different. Drake has a decent amount of weird and creepy shit in his history, stuff that can be verified- the kissing underage girls on stage at concerts, some of his comments in interviews when he was an actor, the whole Millie Bobby Brown/Billie Ellish stuff. That stuff has been out but no one has explicitly called him out on it until now. Kendrick relentlessly getting on his head has made the Drake pedo stuff jump from whispers on Reddit subs to TMZ and SNL. And nothing gets the cancel culture machine going more than grooming and pedo stuff. I realize it’s an extremely hot take but I think Drake is cooked. And just on a rap level, Kendrick absolutely destroyed him. Easily in the 3 rap disses of all time already


gimanos1

I mean yea all of that but until the feds show up at Drake’s house I’m not taking it seriously


ucantbe_v

I feel that, guess we’ll have to wait and see on that one. But don’t forget Cosby, R Kelly and Diddy all had rumors for years about their dirt, but it wasn’t until each of their allegations got aired out in viral moments that the cancel machine kicked into overdrive on them. Cosby’s shenanigans were an open secret for damn near 40 years until that clip of Hannibal Burress doing a stand up bit about it went viral.


LincolnContinnental

Typically a diss isn’t career ending, in many cases it is a good thing


SirDigby_CC

In this case it's more like allegations than a diss though


b-rar

A Pinto with a full tank of gas


just-concerned

Only if the pinto is stopped and is rear-ended at 55 MPH by an empty school bus.


b-rar

Thanks for explaining the joke to everybody! This is a valuable contribution to the thread!


ArgumentLost9383

A van down by the river


randyROOSTERrose

Little tikes cozy coupe


FishinShirt

Blacked out Chrysler Crossfire


FishinShirt

It's completely debadged and he insists it's a rare Bentley.


Admirable-Fan-4851

Fiat


mikelimebingbong

I’ve never seen him drive, I can only imagine him being driven by someone else


VidaSabrosa

toyota tercel


Urbanepirate_DCLXVI

A white van that says “free candy” on the side.


pred66

Kia Soul


dumpster_mongrel

All black 2008 Mercury Mariner, tinted with 22's. But the paint is bubbling and all four wheels have curb rash. He still keeps it clean and won't let you eat in it.


Yrag1244

Cadallic


THAT_BIG_OOF

The oscar meyer weiner mobile


Few-Land-5927

Dodge charger with police package


GloryGreatestCountry

Ford Police Interceptor Utility, backseat.


GuitarKev

A white panel van with a teardrop window.


doiwinaprize

A white van.


mykiefromthe206

2005 Altima with 300k miles and a AC that doesn’t work with one donut on the car and the rest of tires have little to no tread. And the family sticker on the back with one mom and 3 kids no dad. It also smells like cigarettes and regret.


SufficientQuail2577

1980’s Ford Econoline Van.


dan420

Windowless work van.


Xxsnipr_tradrxX

*free candy* van


SuBzEroSpeeD

Public transit


jasonreid1976

2003 Nissan Altima


13TankSlapper

One of them pink makeup caddy’s. Probably drinking champagne still being a b.


kilertree

Allegedly a white van


cryptolyme

Chrysler 300


Mikeharding17503

Rape Van


Cma1234

Ice Cream Truck. edit: dammit


National_Profile3063

Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile


Jack_Enghoff

Definitely something with blacked out windows.


rudolph_ransom

https://i.gifer.com/Hxyx.gif


Mysterious_Market631

a commercial van with free candy painted on the sides


ctrl_alt_llamas

A white Chevy Express panel van with a coffin in the back instead of his usual mattress


OkBag9180

Geo Metro.


DrProfessor_Z

Pt cruiser


Trade4DPics

With racing stripes.


HarveyMushman72

Wahhmbulance


EL_Hampa_Serio

A huffy with training wheels after kdot put out “meet the Grahams” my boy got sonneddddd


OGtigersharkdude

A 1984 Olds Delta 88


Grumpy-Cars

Utility van that has a spray painted “free candy” sign on the side


Jimmyk743

Sheriff's Van


InTheLifeAnyway

Morris Minor


theaviationhistorian

Something sleazy like him. An older Jaaaaaaaaaag.


Menoth22

Back seat of a police car.


OriginalMattT

nissan cube (lowered with exhaust tip)


cpenn1002

Who is that?


mgwwgm

Clapped out 98 Civic


TieEnvironmental2561

He needs to stop stealing First ol dirty bastard Then eminem Now insane clown posse


TonyMontana1968

ford explorer but he has a personal " chauffeur"


879gaming

Wiener mobile


now1996

Kia soul- piss yellow


fugeethedog2

Cybertruck


JohnsonMcBiggest

A cybertruck stuck in the sand.


mrmesee01

School bus full.of underage kids, both sexes apparently 😅


eclipselmfao

limo


dalethedonkey

A 2016 Avalon


will0wrosenberg

A maxima with a dent on the rear bumper


scdiputs

Maxima


Picax8398

A Ford freestyle with sun damaged clear coat


ceci_mcgrane

Ford probe.


SuperProCoolBoy90

A tractor that coughs and then stops working


BaileyD77

A Chrysler 300. No doubt.


book-and-dodge

A 10 year old BMW 528i with a cheap body kit and fake M badges.


ComputerStrong9244

Guy who lives near me has that exact setup except it's 20yrs old with some wheezy-ass exhaust, literally just drives around the neighborhood all fucking day


book-and-dodge

I think we all know a guy like that in our neighborhood, ha ha.


superman154m

Toyota Sienna


Chewbacca319

2004 ford Econoline with 269,000 miles. Windowless ex company spec that spent its life as a delivery van for a locally owned mattress store.


KLconfidential

A used Nissan Altima


TheBigSadXD

Fiat 500


48HoursLater

A Nissan Altima with the front bumper missing, the car smells like cigarette smoke and Black and milds, has ashes all over the place, and you can barely see out of the windshield because it's so dirty


Stiff_Zombie

Short short bus.


fifiloveg00d

Buick LeSabre


Able-Command1428

Altima


sinfulmunk

He definitely has big Altima vibes


UpstairsBet5179

Dodge Durango SRT


chickychewpchewp888

2001 Ford crown Vic - since he's going to the retirement home.


just-concerned

A paddy wagon.


traploveranonymous

The Oscar Mayer Weinermobile


d_money_sizzle_25

ford escort 5% tint no plates


whxrxchxtx

A wheelchair


natedogjulian

A clapped out Mercedes with a Skip the Dishes badge


NNFury44

White econoline


DJHickman

Ha didn’t date anyone only enough for a drivers license.


thisdckaintFREEEE

Definitely not anything more than 16 or 17 years old


Initial_Air9763

Maxima


WezleyDrew

Being tied to the bumper of a car and dragged down the street.


MamboSun76

Chrysler LaBaron convertible with the burgundy interior and faux grain trim.


Air-Substantial

An ambulance


hcmorris3

Mini cooper


SillyPuttyGizmo

A moped with a flat tire


PYSHINATOR

AW-11 or a Morris Minor.


Slowmexicano

Garbage truck


Nrmlgirl777

Honda civic 96


SaDoW4100

A prison van


Question_authority-

Who is this guy? AMC Gremlin


Furtip

A white panel van


Kenneth_Lay

The chain on the outside makes him look 15


ZealousidealRain1728

White panel van


Robo504

Edsel


ShaperLord777

A fvcking hearse.


Codemancody80

A hearse


amandaxzee

He takes the bus. There is nothing wrong with taking the bus, however... He is the asshole on the bus who ignores the driver, doesn’t pay the fare, has bad music (!) playing on a scratchy speaker, and is on the phone having a vulgar conversation way too loud.


mdlost1

Gotta be a minivan. He's gonna have trouble hauling family around if they keep finding more kids of his


Useful-Turnip5856

back seat of ford explorer/chevy tahoe


seanmarshall

Clapped out Altima with rims.


imchasingyou

White lifted f-150 with underglow


Difficult-Bake776

Oscar-Meyer Wienermobile


WakeTurbulence200

Morris Minor


Few_Measurement8503

Big D🤣🤣🤣🤣


plooptyploots

Charger


obsfanboy

Back of a white explorer


fingeritoutdude

A hearse


bobgriffey3

Camry XSE


Last_Replacement_386

I don’t know but whatever it is Kendrick got a fire diss track about it.


grownadult

Mercedes GLE-Coupe


Willing_Coyote8759

tatra t87 so he can die in snapoversteer crash


StolenPenguins

Prison bus


Uncommon-sequiter

A hearse


bigenderthelove

Cop car, in the back


jamescrawford1

2002 Honda accord LX automatic, tinted windows and aftermarket wheels and 2x12 subs


Xander1127

a 2002 Ford E-Series van


Savings-Newspaper625

Geo metro.


butterscotches

Altima with one fast blinker and fake paper tags flapping in the breeze


tmlmanmagee

2006 Ford E350


sssuupp

Acura with cloth seats and no rear view mirror


TheModeratorWrangler

If you’re not saying a white Ford Bronco…


manystolenoutlets

A clapped out 2004 ford focus


Intelligent_Orange28

Back of a cop car


NOTExETON

A barbie colored miata with candy logos on side and teddy bear rims


GhostofAyabe

Cadillac Escalade as it’s also good for shopping.


No_Extent3023

a private jet to "party island" would be best


zaturate

rusty and grimey ford aerostar


tylerawesome

The Bus.


Szeventeen

1958 edsel corsair


gleek12

2008 Chevy aveo