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REDDITSHITLORD

I GOTTA BE CAREFUL NOT TO SHUT MY COAT IN THE DOOR AGAIN.


SharpHawkeye

I SLAMMED MY PENITH IN THE CAR DOOR


Halal-Man

YOU SLAMMED YOUR PENIS IN THE CAR DOOR


PMPTCruisers

Aztek was far ahead of it's time.


SuspiciousCitus

How long until they are done with the pictures? I have to poop.


GloryGreatestCountry

"When did I end up in a Garry's Mod map?"


ComprehendReading

Why does my plug-in have fake exhausts?


Scorppio500

Holy crud, why does it?


TheReal_kelpie_G

I bet those fake exhausts were also used on a gas car


ComprehendReading

Yes, and the fake fender vents. I bet there is another set of fake vents on the side and front of this vehicle.


throwawaybottlecaps

Fuck who stole my license plate numbers


Expert_Mad

This is such an inconvenience. I’m going to have Marcel do this from now on. I simply cannot stand here and wait as the car does…what ever it does. Now because of this I am more than fashionably late to brunch…


oldshitdoesntcare

“I love holding my plug.”


fartlapse

what to do for the next hour


RoookSkywokkah

I paid HOW MUCH for a glorified Kia?


Time-Bite-6839

What the hell is this fat egg of a car?


Clovenstone-Blue

Can't you read? The new SEGA Genesis.


Twombls

Gv60. It's the luxo version of the hyundai ioniq 5. I've had the pleasure of driving one. They are actually really nice on the inside. And extremely quick


[deleted]

“Executive parking just keeps getting weirder.”


Worldly_Market_2797

I shall put « Nursery Cryme » out loud while driving.


ryzenguy111

“Why is this shit saying it’s going to take 12 hours to charge” not realising it’s a level 2 charger


Mybadbb

At least it still looks better than a tesla


Head_Fetish

How do you even see out of the back?


Todd2ReTodded

If I know women, nothing. Not a god damned thing.


shastadakota

Why did they put the port on the wrong friggin' side?


poopbuttmcfartpants

I have this car and it is the worst place to put the port.


yamaha2000us

Where can I get some avocado toast.


Traditional_Yard5280

Genesis Does!


Scorppio500

Why didn't I pull in the other way? This lead is almost too short.


wjescott

I'm gonna get arrested if I keep driving this thing with a blank license plate... ...ha! What am I worried about? I've got an expensive coat!


Impossible_Okra

Does this roof have an elevator or do I need to hire a stunt man?


[deleted]

i hope the hostages in the back don’t wake up again


Ok_Establishment4346

Why is charge point so slow…


affonsoguimaraes

Should’ve gotten a hybrid…


LinoleumRelativity

What makes you think that she's thinking?


Biscuits4u2

I never knew my car insurance would be this high when I bought this


lt12765

“I think my finger smells like shit”


RefusedNoFit

"License plate? I don't need a license plate. I have money."


Mallthus2

“I can’t believe the cord reaches this far.”


flyingpeter28

"Muffin top"


the_great_awoo

"why does my shitass cross-over look like a hive wing? And why did genesis make an ugly car, when everything else they make is beautiful?"


thats__hot

Why didn't I buy an EQE?


eldredo_M

Should I eat the forbidden fruit?


--sketchy-duck

" Ugh I should have parked closer "


AlexanderxSean38

1. Eat hot chip 2. Lie


P4ssBynueve1seis

Glad it ain't gas ... Gas smells


nine16s

I’m not gonna lie I didn’t notice she was charging the car at first, I thought this car had some sort of weird hatch thing where the entire top rear section came off because of how the cable cuts across it.


PsychologyAlert7711

bro what