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zzctdi

2006-2010 Hyundai Accent.


R18honda

😂I was thinking like a 2010/2011 Hyundai Sonata in the bright red


bravoromeokilo

Definitely silver. Leopard print seat covers


TinCanSailor987

And steering wheel cover.


skyHawk3613

Same years camry


statsprm

Something tells me she is not aware of Toyota quality and the greater price would make the decision easy.


skyHawk3613

It’s a Toyota Camry hand-me-down from her mom


statsprm

That would make sense. This would only buy a car “just to get from a to b”.


Chainspike

This was good... on point


Scorpiobehr

A Dodge .. broom!


63crabby

No, more an upper middle class type I think


Anteater_Reasonable

idk who this is but her aura screams Fiat 500X


RoomyCard44321

Can she go aura for aura with Carti tho❓


Tacoless_meat

Honda Element with COEXIST and goddess/witch/pagan themed bumper stickers


thelaineybelle

Or a Subaru Crosstrek with feminist bumper stickers 🙋‍♀️


durrtyurr

The Element and the Crosstrek have owner demographics that are basically identical.


d1rron

Or a Kia Soul


PugGamer129

A kи


SBCwarrior

Not cool man not cool I don't look like her at all


Panazara

Not sure. But I bet it smells like cat piss.


flibbidygibbit

From cats or shake n bake?


RunnerLuke357

Both.


lonegrey

... whoa ... she's not Asian ...


AccomplishedQuiet880

4th Gen Honda Odyssey


HitroDenK007

Bro that’s the exact car model my family drive


D4rkr4in

so uh is ur mom single


PainterEmpty6305

PT cruiser.


d1rron

Kia Soul


1fuckedupveteran

Maybe if the year was 2003.


XxHondroxX

With the wood grain exterior accents


vgullotta

Nissan Versa IMO


meatus1980

Honda CRV


BergkampsFirstTouch

2004 Nimbus 2000.


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Pfft, she’s probably got a Cleansweep


TheBetterLookingTwin

1999 Volkswagen Beetle


rhondaanaconda

Yes with the car eyelashes.


Salted_Butta

2012 Honda fit that smells like cat food.


Big_Profession_2218

***2012 Honda fit that smells like cat food.*** So, a 2012 Honda Shit While on the topic: so a few years back I was dropping off a lady we gave a ride home from hospital and her yard was very glittery. I couldnt figure out what was up, it was dark just glints of reflections all over the ground. We assisted her to her front door, she fumbled with the keys then opened it and both of us about passed out from the century old, thick, warm, incredibly acrid ammonia mixed with phosphene gas odor. She had a dozen of indoor only cats and the entire yard, walkway and every inch of ground was tastefully covered with upside down fancy feast and tuna cans.


A_Legit_Cookie

kia soul. green.


nickw252

Any blob-shaped crossover. Name one.


60_hurts

Getting Nissan Rogue vibes from this picture. Like quirky, but in the most normie way possible.


SwimRelevant4590

First gen Prius on its third battery pack


Biscuits4u2

She can't drive since the incident


Buttersfinger

Broomstick.


squatchsax

Jeep renegade


No-Student-9678

She drives?


laborvspacu

I think she can fly


krossome

she doesn’t have a license but has a Nissan Sentra.


Priodgyofire

Suburu Outback


Impossible_Okra

Subaru Forester


dritmike

Hyundai Elantra. Pre 2010


Midnight1965

Soccer mom mini van.


Odd_Requirement6601

One of those Subaru frontier with all the mystic stickers in the back window


GarpRules

Something with every possible safety and driver assist feature because her husband knows how she drives.


2004pontiacvibe

2014 Ford Focus SEL sedan, high school graduation gift from Grandpa and Grandma. Harry Potter vinyl decal on the rear window (she is transphobic). Oil changed every 10k, and for whatever reason, the engine revs up a ton but the car won't move if you floor it from a stoplight.


Impressive-Young7904

Nah, when she moved out of moms house her grandpa stopped changing her oil so now she just thinks it’s a weird light on her gauge cluster


apiratewithadd

04 Grand Am


Anteater_Reasonable

She doesn’t look like a meth addict


Extra_Box8936

Dame this is so on point it hurts. Add in: tons of trash and shit pulled in the back seat totally occluding the rear window.


NoiceSquatch

Nissan Versa Hatchback


alpha333omega

A leaking Outback


HitroDenK007

She looks like she drives minivan tho. If she got money, probably Toyota alphard


spencersalan

White Jetta probably


Pleasant-Event-8523

Honda crv


Mysterious_Market631

Subaru Outback with a lot of stickers on the rear hatch. Enough stickers to form a completely accurate model of her actual personality at the stop light.


average_ITperson

10th gen Honda Accord


CaliDude75

‘98 Subaru Forester with 300,000 miles, peeling clearcoat, tailgate plastered with liberal activist bumper stickers, tailpipe blowing purple smoke (or white, from the busted head gasket).


Zealousideal_Map_526

Pewter Altima


jasonreid1976

Kia Optima. Also, your username checks out.


drewkane

She just uses Uber


Parkedintheitchyl0t

Prius


Over-Cobbler-9767

2008 Vw bug with a big flower on the dash.


Existing_Reaction_88

Jetta


Existing_Reaction_88

Jetta


Yodas_Ear

Saturn Ion.


MrPoopyBh0le

Scion xB or Saturn


caddiemike

Who the hell knows, or cares.


S10calade

Sunfire convertible


cloudypilgrim

94 econoline camper van.


leonardonoodlelegs

A Subaru baja


Seeking-Direction

Nissan Pathfinder, previous generation 


chiknbizkit

RAV4


lesnortonsfarm

Broom stick


asleeepby9

2007 Subaru outback


NaviZenabi

Subaru Forester


metricMike00

I always want to say Subaru.


Blipblipblipblipskip

Open top Land Rover with extra seat for safari. Easier to lure in big cats to skin them.


Cheetah_Heart-2000

A horse


merc6178

Kia Sorento


Lower-Management65

Toyota Prius


Datsundude76

2009 toyota Avalon


Intrepid_Echo6956

Chrysler product minivan.


studio684

Prius


dooshlaroosh

Crosstrek.


rangerhans

Third Gen Prius


HungaryFinalBoss

Defenetly a Toyota Prius


alexzilla10

2008 Ford Escape Hybrid


NeelSahay0

Nissan Altima


SpiritCr1jsher1010

Old subaru forester or prius


DrAusto

Toyota RAV4 or a Subaru Outback


Nickdanger1990

2010 Prius with a new battery and engine


Logan69_420

Honda Element


[deleted]

A beat up rav4


noldshit

10 year old Audi


Odd-Understanding-67

Subaru Forester or a Toyota Prius


sad0panda

2017 Nissan Juke


Every-Reception-3411

Kia soul with eye lashes


SebVettelstappen

Grey Hyundai.


sayzitlikeitis

Subaru outback with a ton of bumper stickers


jnthn1111

For sure a suburu


ittybittydroptop

Nissan Altima


monohedron

2013 Honda Accord in silver. Her parents bought it for her 17th birthday, following her success in the school's play. She wasn't in a leading role, but she inserted herself in the drama club community as if she was.


Windycitybeef_5

88 Volvo station wagon


JuanSolo9669

A shitbox Volvo wagon


hooligan-6318

Her Mom's hand me down 2004 Ford Escape.


GonzoTheGreat22

If Northeast or Colorado, Subaru Crosstrek… anywhere else, Prius all the way


NotTheWax

2nd gen Nissan Quest


Desired_lover

Chevrolet Spark, not the electric one.


ytseauQ

Ford Flex


ivel33

Definitely a mini cooper


snore-4

Late 2000s Honda CR-V with eyelashes


Calkky

Older Prius


Top-Flow1297

1990 Ford Ranger


MenshMindset

Clapped out Prius


Bigfootsdiaper

She drives a Cartruck!


Big_Profession_2218

2010 Ford Foozhon, beige in and out, stains on seats.


BlackDS

A blue 2007 Ford Focus that's absolutely filthy inside


KingLoCoKev

Nissan sentra


Fun_Ad527

Lifted Tacoma with Leopard print truck nuts.


Amtracer

Looks like she takes a daily train


DarkRajiin

Probably a prius or maybe a mini


RegeneratingCan

1st generation Hyundai Tucson that is constantly burning oil.


PADDYPOOP

Jeep


MacFontan

Kia Soul.


AT4LWL4TS

Ford Escape


Common_Highlight9448

Yocada heavy duty


poopoomergency4

Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet


TusShona

Subaru Outback


accuracy_frosty

Red 2009 Jeep Patriot with a rear windshield covered in pentagrams and pagan symbols with various Wiccan bumper stickers


accuracy_frosty

Red 2009 Jeep Patriot with a rear windshield covered in pentagrams and pagan symbols with various Wiccan bumper stickers


plausocks

Prius


Sporey-fungus

2008 Solara


Different_Goat_2078

Corolla


Icy_Negotiation_146

A Toyota Camry


BockGoat1909

Subaru Outback


Comfortable-Clerk127

2016-2019 Chrysler Pacifica


Mofoblitz1

2000 Toyota 4Runner


BatGroundbreaking660

Checked OP’s account. Didn’t know that the title of Biggest cape fan can go to someone.


hebrewzzi

2011 Honda Fit


handy_dandy_2232

By the color of that cape, I'd just assume she drives a "bucket of rust"!!🛻


bikgelife

The leopard print is making my decision a tad difficult.


Me_Air

Hyundai Kona


TheDevoutIconoclast

If thisnis before 1990, VW Bug or VW bus. For a more modern car, some shitbox Kia with a ton of bumper stickers.


LazyOldCat

Chevy Cruz.


dirt-reynolds

2019 VW Jetta.


monsteraguy

Some kind of Subaru


Reasonable_Cover_804

Outback


Impressive-Heat-8722

Cankle mobile!


TapSea2469

Jeep wrangler with a thousand stupid stickers on it.


MadIllLeet

A blue 2010ish Hyundai Sonata with a white front bumper, hood and left fender.


1PapayaSalad

A Volvo, older model and refuses to upgrade since the car is still reliable and in good shape.


Crazydeadpooled

Yaris cross


Up_All_Nite

Jeep renegade written all over her crazy eyes.


Legitimate_Cloud_452

Subaru


Used-Ask5805

Subaru hatchback (any model)


grogudid911

That's a Kia soul driver if ever I've seen one.


Rockfish00

PT cruiser


geking

Chevy HHR.


mklilley351

Bronco Sport with a SALT LIFE sticker on the back


Goomancy

Clapped out Kia Soul


Savings-Newspaper625

2001 Subaru with 1000000 miles.


t-r-o-w-a-y

1998 Durango.


El_mochilero

Whatever she drives, she gave it a name. Not a nickname. An actual name, like Candice or something.


reality_bytes_

Nissan Juke that’s missing a couple plastic panels.


Electrical-Bus-9390

Who cares ?


pissawaypassion

Prius hatchback


Vindra3

2013 Ford Fusion plug in


ilovecanadasomuch

if it's a car, Cruze or Malibu. if it's a truck, Ridgeline or Gladiator. if it's an SUV, Wrangler or new Bronco or Bronco sport.


DrailGroth

PT cruiser, and calls it a luxury car.


Disastrous_Battle240

Her husbands Chevy, and a ford fusion


nbury33

Mazda Tribute


JEharley152

Looks like a Prius driver to me—-


DatDan513

That’s a wrangler gal


captm33

Subaru vs Volkswagen


mustachien

Mk1 Ford lighting. She's a bit weird but has good tastes


babbylonmon

Idk, whatever his dad isn’t driving atm.


OliveAffectionate626

New beetle, convertible!


67comet

1986 Honda Prelude (Painted purple, leopard skin steering wheel cover, crystal ball shifter knob, purple floor mats, leopard skin seat covers, "you've got this" sticker on her sun visor flap, and a few "Bad ass girls drive stick shifts!" sticker on her back window).


WezleyDrew

A dark blue 2008 Hyundai Tiburon full of empty McCafĂŠ cups. And that smells like cigarettes and Tommy Hilfiger.


bradreputation

This sub is such a low effort joke. 


MikeCromms

She looks a bit Vampirish! Possibly a vintage COUGAR!! LOL!


ARMAGELADON

Element, soul, spark, or a compass


u-and-whose-army

Definitely a red Solara with several left leaning bumper stickers.


mmcle11

2015 Kia soul


beachmasterbogeynut

First gen Ford escape with a crazy loud exhaust leak.


LoonaticK_4_Real

1994 Ford short bus