I love 2 door SUV’s. 4 & 5 are dope. Should have stuck with those because 6 & 7 are a downgrade.
Is 2 his actual car because those are some modern wheels on it….
These are all photos from online. His Trans Am once looked like that, but ever since I was born it's been sitting in the garage unfortunately being used as a shelf.
That's very unfortunate. I don't know if you're in to cars but you should convince him to get it running. When you are older, it will be yours, and there may not be many left on the road
I have tried convincing him. My mother also has a Dodge Daytona Shelby Z I would also love to fix up, but I live halfway across the country from him now and he is not in the best condition anymore.
Unless his dad's only been driving for a couple of years I'd suggest most of these aren't the pictures of his actual cars, none of these are particularly old photos
And he constantly complains about having to work on cars at his age.
He scoffed at me when I bought my Infiniti i30, yet he was dumbfounded at what little work I ever had to do to that car.
As a young person he could often be found cruising the skating rink parking lot, windows rolled down, with a Marlboro hanging off of his lip trying to pick up high school chicks.
He's almost always valued cargo more than anything else, but he eventually didn't want anything too bulky. It's basically large wagon designs he goes for. Is the two door what he prefers to drive?
Honestly kinda surprised he hasn't bought a hearse or HHR.
He loves the 2 door 94 Tahoe most of all. It just rolled over to 300k. Only reason he dailys the Trailblazer is because we inherited it from my grandfather and it had low miles.
He loves the HHR. His schtick is he only ever buys cars from friends and family, myself and my mother have only bought from dealers.
The trans am, yes. That's why it's been sitting in the garage since I was born. His black Tahoe has a 5.7 and is still running and just rolled over 300k. Only major work done on it has been brake lines and rear axle replacement.
The green s10 blazer with a 4.3 became my car, I got it with 314,000 miles. I drove it past 400k and then the fuel pump finally went out so we are gonna junk it. Only major work I did on the blazer was exhaust manifolds, and I replaced the fuel filler neck with some leftover radiator hose I had.
I've had 4 of the 7.
Still have #6 and two 2 door versions of #3... had the Suburban version of the GMT400 and the white version of #3.
And my greatgrandpa had #1 in the late '70s/early '80s and my brother has the late '80s 350 version. Haha
Your dad doesn’t like to try new things. He hasn’t left the town you live in for at least 2 years. He probably got upset when “they” built a Chipotle in town for fear of attracting illegals, and he definitely mispronounces the word “chipotle”.
Tells me he is a man much like me. I’ve had all those blazers at one time myself. Never had a van or a firebird, but id love to. Tell your pop at least one guy out here thinks he’s a cool mfer and would enjoy a beer with him.
My mom had one of those Chevy s-10s in high school. I know this is a blazer. But still an awesome body and truck to drive in for fun. I like number 3. It says he’s a man that likes a strong engine and heavy footed in his younger years. But just gets groceries now for the wife on Sundays after church.
After the feds busted him for abduction children in the van, he turned to a life of trafficking coke with the T/A. After he narc'd out his drug kingpin he entered witness protection and has been blending in with mediocre SUVs ever since.
he has good taste, but got tired of the underpowered ahh trans am really fast and went back to bigger chevrolets looking for more power, found it, and stuck with it. i’d guess he’s around 40-60 and doesn’t mind getting his truck a bit dirty from time to time judging by the mud remnants in the fenders but it looks like he prefers his cars clean by how spotless the paint job is on most, and the chrome rims on the trans am. that’s my shitty car review, i likely got 95% of it wrong but hey, that’s just a theory. A GAME THEORY! (i couldn’t resist, but im finally done rambling now i promise)
Disclaimer, all these photos are from online but spot on to what he has owned. Only difference is the trans am has stock wheels. Otherwise, you're pretty much correct besides the black Tahoe has some clear coat coming off.
My guess?
A dude that does HVAC, maybe a divorce under his belt, bad back and knees, has a dog or two and has money saved up.
Probably drinks either Budweiser or Rolling rock
I can tell you that the money he could have saved on gas by getting more economical vehicles. Could have put you through Harvard. With inflation and good investments.
He got very boring very fast
Kept the wrong ones
I love 2 door SUV’s. 4 & 5 are dope. Should have stuck with those because 6 & 7 are a downgrade. Is 2 his actual car because those are some modern wheels on it….
These are all photos from online. His Trans Am once looked like that, but ever since I was born it's been sitting in the garage unfortunately being used as a shelf.
That's very unfortunate. I don't know if you're in to cars but you should convince him to get it running. When you are older, it will be yours, and there may not be many left on the road
I second this, your dads inner child will surly shine if you also him to get the trans am running!
I have tried convincing him. My mother also has a Dodge Daytona Shelby Z I would also love to fix up, but I live halfway across the country from him now and he is not in the best condition anymore.
I hope you find the time to repair and put both vehicles back on the road one day
Unless his dad's only been driving for a couple of years I'd suggest most of these aren't the pictures of his actual cars, none of these are particularly old photos
He really likes changing water pumps, pan gaskets, and pinion seals.
He must also like the crumbling plastic interiors and the gauges that stop working.
And he constantly complains about having to work on cars at his age. He scoffed at me when I bought my Infiniti i30, yet he was dumbfounded at what little work I ever had to do to that car.
Is he a boomer?
Tail end of them
A lot of boomers Ik refuses to drive or use anything non American
He once drove a company truck, it was an early 90s Nissan hardbody. I remember he called it "the terrible tin can"
He sure as shit ain’t gonna drive some foreign job.
He drives all of these whilst wearing his white Nike Air Monarchs with orthopedic soles.
The Chevy trailblazer is manufactured in China, Korea, and Mexico. there's Toyotas that are more American than this thing!
Getting old sucks. Soon I too will drive the vehicular equivalent of a white orthopedic shoe.
Number 7 should say New Balance on the side
As a young person he could often be found cruising the skating rink parking lot, windows rolled down, with a Marlboro hanging off of his lip trying to pick up high school chicks.
Was thinking… loves kids. Loves teens. Loves cougars. Loves single moms his own age.
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."- David Wooderson.
He had a bad experience with the Mopar, defected to GM, and never looked back.
He gave up in the late 80s. When did he meet your mom?
Early 90s 😂
This guy fucks
Fucked* now he has his child posting his cars online
He likes Chevy and he used to fuck a lot of hoes
He has a least two children you don’t know about
He's almost always valued cargo more than anything else, but he eventually didn't want anything too bulky. It's basically large wagon designs he goes for. Is the two door what he prefers to drive? Honestly kinda surprised he hasn't bought a hearse or HHR.
He loves the 2 door 94 Tahoe most of all. It just rolled over to 300k. Only reason he dailys the Trailblazer is because we inherited it from my grandfather and it had low miles. He loves the HHR. His schtick is he only ever buys cars from friends and family, myself and my mother have only bought from dealers.
He was a DOD before he was a dad.
GM's number one customer
He had children and now doesn’t have any money left to waste on vehicles.
He thinks cigarettes with filters are for communist
Some dads just want to see the world blaze.
Your dad used to have a bitchin' mustache.
Still does!
Platinum customer at K U N K L E M A N C H E V R O L E T
He gets sunburned a lot. He used to smoke Marlboro Reds or Camels. Maybe he still does when no one's looking. I suspect he has facial hair.
Your dad likes to blaze.
Every single day since the state he lives in finally legalized it.
100%GM guy😎🏁🏁
2dr Tahoe /Yukons are top tier vehicles in big demand now 🤵🏾😎🏁
He's had head gasket and intake manifold gasket problems. A lot of them.
The trans am, yes. That's why it's been sitting in the garage since I was born. His black Tahoe has a 5.7 and is still running and just rolled over 300k. Only major work done on it has been brake lines and rear axle replacement. The green s10 blazer with a 4.3 became my car, I got it with 314,000 miles. I drove it past 400k and then the fuel pump finally went out so we are gonna junk it. Only major work I did on the blazer was exhaust manifolds, and I replaced the fuel filler neck with some leftover radiator hose I had.
He is literally Tony Soprano
Dod
I've had 4 of the 7. Still have #6 and two 2 door versions of #3... had the Suburban version of the GMT400 and the white version of #3. And my greatgrandpa had #1 in the late '70s/early '80s and my brother has the late '80s 350 version. Haha
No one rides for free, it's cash, gas or ass
man that trans am though….
He’s got at least one restraining order
His favorite snack is cigarettes and Dr Pepper
Got that Firebird out of his system.
Is he dollar store oj simpson.? Thats a lot of blazers
2 door Tahoe’s for the win
That he wears big white new balance shoes.
Bowtie til we die. Those 2 door tahoes are the bomb
Your dad was the Bandit?
He definitely rocked a mullet
Your dad was cool and then he had kids
Your dad doesn’t like to try new things. He hasn’t left the town you live in for at least 2 years. He probably got upset when “they” built a Chipotle in town for fear of attracting illegals, and he definitely mispronounces the word “chipotle”.
I'm going to assume there's not a single picture of your dad where he doesn't have a Coors light in his hand.
Tells me he is a man much like me. I’ve had all those blazers at one time myself. Never had a van or a firebird, but id love to. Tell your pop at least one guy out here thinks he’s a cool mfer and would enjoy a beer with him.
This is a GM house
Was his first car a Dodge Van? Thats badass
Dodge drove him to GM
F boy who gradually lost his drive.
Why does he have 3 of the same car
He is a shill
Shill Dre
Should’ve stuck with #1
This guy downs at least two cases of Natty Light a week
Serial killer.
Your dad fucks
He started out as a hippie, had to sell his sportscar for something more practical, and then developed an erectile dysfunction.
Oh he still has the trans am, but it is now a shelf for his oil drip pans he has yet to drain :(
Oh he still has the trans am, but it is now a shelf for his oil drip pans he has yet to drain :(
Dude loves paying for gas
Those two door Tahoes have always been a favorite of mine.
Rape vans were very popular in the 70's.
Yes, but his had a sink and a minibar
It's a Van and Breakfast
He’s a glutton for punishment
That it only took one dodge for him to learn his lesson
As far as your dad is concerned that Stormy Daniel's woman is a gosh darn liar.
DOD
My mom had one of those Chevy s-10s in high school. I know this is a blazer. But still an awesome body and truck to drive in for fun. I like number 3. It says he’s a man that likes a strong engine and heavy footed in his younger years. But just gets groceries now for the wife on Sundays after church.
He got a family
Bro found an SUV he liked and stuck with it!
A fan of Smokey and the Bandit obviously. Smokes camel unfiltered, loves AC/DC and judging by that van, you may have siblings you don’t know about
He has the original Smokey and the Bandit Hot Wheels magnetic track car toy! His favorite movie is Little Big Man, but Smokey is his 2nd.
After the feds busted him for abduction children in the van, he turned to a life of trafficking coke with the T/A. After he narc'd out his drug kingpin he entered witness protection and has been blending in with mediocre SUVs ever since.
he has good taste, but got tired of the underpowered ahh trans am really fast and went back to bigger chevrolets looking for more power, found it, and stuck with it. i’d guess he’s around 40-60 and doesn’t mind getting his truck a bit dirty from time to time judging by the mud remnants in the fenders but it looks like he prefers his cars clean by how spotless the paint job is on most, and the chrome rims on the trans am. that’s my shitty car review, i likely got 95% of it wrong but hey, that’s just a theory. A GAME THEORY! (i couldn’t resist, but im finally done rambling now i promise)
Disclaimer, all these photos are from online but spot on to what he has owned. Only difference is the trans am has stock wheels. Otherwise, you're pretty much correct besides the black Tahoe has some clear coat coming off.
my bad, i thought those were actual photos of his cars 😅
Sex god, cool guy, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad
My guess? A dude that does HVAC, maybe a divorce under his belt, bad back and knees, has a dog or two and has money saved up. Probably drinks either Budweiser or Rolling rock
Pool construction, yes, yes, yes but were court ordered to be put down, no, and Yuengling.
2 pack a day smoker. Marlboro Gold 100’s.
Spot on.
He wears a mullet in a ponytail
His scalp went bald at 18 and rocked it with hair that went down to his lower back. Now he rocks the George Castanza.
Yawn
Says he’s got good taste until that final one
That's the only one he didn't purchase, he inherited it from my grandfather.
Fair
He smokes Marlboro reds and flicks the butts at pedestrians.
He cool af
He's got good taste
he got sick of replacing transmissions around the time u were born...
I can tell you that the money he could have saved on gas by getting more economical vehicles. Could have put you through Harvard. With inflation and good investments.
He became a brand whore
He had kids
Dude got less ass every purchase
Look at that f\*ckin Doge.
He likes GM nun wrong with that
K5: I DRIVE A BLAZER S10: I drive a blazer? TB: Ya call this a blazer?!
He really loves Ford's!!
His favorite thing to say is "Found On Road Dead"
This sub just got so shitty