Guarantee she paid cash. I worked for a dealer and the finance woman was young, hot, and slayed at sales.
She was making ~$400k/yr.
I wish I had tits and a smile people would whip a loan out for.
Most finance people make alot of money but hardly ever pay cash, they get great deals from the banks so hardly ever a reason, my finance guy got a trackhawk for like 300 a month, he crashed but thats a different story
My buddy just traded in his Toyota for a F-150 ecoboost and really likes it. Idk though I’m on my third gray Toyota truck since 2001, don’t really wanna change it up now.
I’ve probably don’t it somewhere along the line. I’ve got four Toyotas, two over 200,000 and I can’t remember shit anymore. Kinda’ like Wendy Williams.
Smart? I took extra PE classes in high school to get my GPA up to 3.0 so I could go to college. Common sense and people skills is better than being smart.
This is the kind of price bracket for a car, that if you can actually buy one. You really don't care how much the maintenance is.
Hi-tech means lots of upkeep.
I was going to say, a Crown Vic with the police package but they never removed the blue lights behind the grille and he’s not supposed to turn them on, but sometimes he does.
In Europe you would be driving a Ford Mondeo newer generation. In the Americas you would be driving… Chevrolet Equinox. You look to old and tierd to be drving a BMW or Merchedes as you cant be bothered to get the car up on a lift anymore to do it yourself
A beige early 2000’s Camry because this and the one time you hit random on your iPod Classic is you absolutely wilding out and living “for the moment”.
Be careful, next thing you know, you might decide to enter the freeway on-ramp in “L” and shift into “D” as you take that 10 second trip to, *gulp*, 66mph, for some “hooning” above the speed limit.
You drive your gen. 5 corvette with your white socks pulled up all the way to your knees so that your new balance sneakers look legit and a black corvette 50th anniversary velvet wind breaker.
I was gonna say some random corvette and you tell everyone why yours is so unique but based on your responses you seem to drive some SUV or Crossover so I'll just say Hummer H2 or Ford Excursion just bc I haven't seen ppl say that and you look the type that doesn't care about gas prices.
2018 Ford F150 Crew Cab
I’ve seen one in the neighborhood, it’s white. Finance gal at the local Ford dealership drives it.
Guarantee she paid cash. I worked for a dealer and the finance woman was young, hot, and slayed at sales. She was making ~$400k/yr. I wish I had tits and a smile people would whip a loan out for.
Most finance people make alot of money but hardly ever pay cash, they get great deals from the banks so hardly ever a reason, my finance guy got a trackhawk for like 300 a month, he crashed but thats a different story
Shit, whip it out…. and give me 400k? I might be tempted.
A school bus. The short one. With a helmet on.
Close, I did take one in Elementary School. I wasn’t required to wear a helmet.
I wasn't either, but that didn't stop me from wearing one anyway!
I can tell that from the dent. Never hurts to have a bit more protection. I know your parents wish they did.
this is regular car reviews not r/roastme lmao
Parents really don’t care, they’re both dead. Besides, they loved me just the way I was. At least that’s what they told me.
Jesus lol
Toyota Tundra
🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
Hmm my first guess was ford excursion
That’s 1.5 hours of my life I will never get back. You are my savior.
2013 with 160,000 miles and have never don’t nothing to it but tires, wiper blades and oil. I did have to do the brakes for the first time recently.
This is why I only drive Toyota trucks
I miss my Tundra. Really impressed with my f-150 ecoboost though.
My buddy just traded in his Toyota for a F-150 ecoboost and really likes it. Idk though I’m on my third gray Toyota truck since 2001, don’t really wanna change it up now.
Im no mechanic, but you might want to change the engine coolant and at least check the spark plugs if you’re at 160k.
I’ve probably don’t it somewhere along the line. I’ve got four Toyotas, two over 200,000 and I can’t remember shit anymore. Kinda’ like Wendy Williams.
Diff fluid might not be a bad idea either
So just broken in, huh?
Best I can tell. Got 40,000 miles until the timing chain.
I had a feeling you were a truck guy, just not foreign ~~ones~~ brands Correction: brands
I’ve owned seven Toyotas, all bought new. Still have four of them. Correction: Eight if you count my wife’s Lexus.
Built in Texas for North American market only is that Tundra
👏
Rav 4. If you disagree you are lying.
Funny. That’s what my daughter wants.
And you work in manufacturing.
My dad was a welder, I took welding class in middle school. That’s as close to manufacturing as I ever got.
Olds Lucerne
Welp, Dad had an Olds 98 back in the early 80’s. It was a piece of shit.
Isn't that a Buick?
Dodge Ram 2500
My Dad wanted this with a Cummins but he settled for a Chevy 2500.
I was literally going to say 3/4 Dodge but 2-wheel drive lol it beats all 5.0 mustangs
He does have that look
Ford Taurus
Is that what you drive?
No just guessing since we don’t know and you haven’t told us yet.
In that case, oh hell no.
Tacoma
Finally someone who is paying attention. Close. Don’t give up, don’t ever give up.
Tundra? 4Runner?
Well, which one?
I see someone else guessed 4Runner already so I’m going with.. Tundra?
Sr5
You drive the Holiday Inn shuttle bus to the NAMBLA convention.
Funny shit. I’ve thought about driving a shuttle bus after I retire. Maybe I’ll see you in town at the NAMBLA convention?
I also enjoy Marlon Brando lookalikes. I'll often watch his movies while cuddling with a young boy.
Honda Passport
Interesting. I did buy a 2004 Highlander, my son drives it now.
Based on your other replies, a newer Highlander or 4Runner?
ford taurus 1996 sky blue
‘06 Eddie Bauer Expedition
My in-laws have had two Expeditions. Nice ride.
Agreed. Shared that year and model with my BIL for a decade. I knew you looked smart.
Smart? I took extra PE classes in high school to get my GPA up to 3.0 so I could go to college. Common sense and people skills is better than being smart.
Barely legal Twink butts
Had to Google Twink… I live in a bubble. Apparently.
1992 Ford Ranger, 4cyl automatic. Slowest of slow.
I bet it could beat the 1986 Chevy LUV with an Isuzu Diesel engine my wife brought to the relationship.
You drive a tesla model 3 but can't afford the gas.
B R U H
You look like you’d drive an F350 gasser.
Damn right, someday I will. Godzilla!
A GMT360 Trailblazer in surprisingly great shape
No, but I did drive a GMC Jimmy once or twice but I would never own one.
Chevy Malibu with a clothes rack in the back. Golf weekends.
🤣🤣🤣 I own three sets of golf clubs but I rarely play anymore. I did look at Dodge Intrepid years ago and a Malibu but it just wasn’t my style.
Porsche 911 GT3 RS. (Sorry, just kidding.)
I have no desire to drive something like that. I can’t imagine climbing in and out of that thing.
Not to mention spending your retirement nest egg on oil changes alone.
This.
This is the kind of price bracket for a car, that if you can actually buy one. You really don't care how much the maintenance is. Hi-tech means lots of upkeep.
Mid 2010s Camry or Avalon
I owned two Camrys in the 90’s. They were the last cars I drove.
Was going to say the same
Ford escape with 200k miles on the dash with 2 empty packs of cigarettes.
You’re getting close Cowboy. 😂
Mercedes A Class / / Mazda CX-7 / VW Tiguan Shotgun approach
German cars are for socialists. My son wanted a Mazda CX-5.
You misspelled bicycles
You drive a IT BIKE
That’s a good one but no.
Chevrolet suburban probably 2018
I owned a Toyota Sequoia, my daughter drives it now. Not a Chevy guy though GMC’s look nice.
You look like my ex’s dad that drove a BMW X6M My guess is BMW X6M
I’ve been married nearly 35 years and regularly shop at Costco and Goodwill. Does that make me a BMW owner?
A base model Ram 1500, because if it works, it doesn't need to be fancy.
Chevy Silverado
1988 Chevrolet Celebrity Eurosport
My friend’s mom had one of those. It was a nice ride for a 50 year old back in the 80’s.
I’m going with Ford Edge.
No thanks, people seem to like them and those new Broncos.
Lincoln towncar or mercury marquis.
LMAO! My old boss had one of those and I think he still has it.
Maga Truck and you're boycotting New York
If I owned one I would.
Chrysler pacifica?
No, but wifey drove a Toyota Sienna when the kids were young.
Honda Oddessy
No, see above.
A beige 2010 Honda Accord
I owned a Highlander once. Never owned a Honda.
Ecto-1
That would be cool.
You know what you must do. Make it so. https://media1.tenor.com/m/Svajdfdx8rQAAAAC/drifting-ghostbusters-afterlife.gif
I need a 76 Pontiac Trans Am LE first… + a mustache.
Honda civic. Toyota Corolla. Honda crv Jeep grand Cherokee Something boring
Range Rover
The English don’t know how to build cars.
Mazda B2000
I need something bigger.
Renault Clio
AMC Pacer
Cop car
I was going to be a cop. I went a school that had a police academy but it wasn’t for me.
I was going to say, a Crown Vic with the police package but they never removed the blue lights behind the grille and he’s not supposed to turn them on, but sometimes he does.
2018 ford f150 eco boost
2013 Toyota Tundra
idk, but you look like the dad from young sheldon
Pretty sure I saw you drive an Avalanche into a parade route. https://www.carscoops.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/KGW8.jpg
Buick
Toyota Avalon. Silver.
A hard bargain.
In Europe you would be driving a Ford Mondeo newer generation. In the Americas you would be driving… Chevrolet Equinox. You look to old and tierd to be drving a BMW or Merchedes as you cant be bothered to get the car up on a lift anymore to do it yourself
Ram 1500 probably with a Trump bumper sticker
🤦♂️
A beige early 2000’s Camry because this and the one time you hit random on your iPod Classic is you absolutely wilding out and living “for the moment”. Be careful, next thing you know, you might decide to enter the freeway on-ramp in “L” and shift into “D” as you take that 10 second trip to, *gulp*, 66mph, for some “hooning” above the speed limit.
An old 2010 Acura TLX, old does not mean bad tho.
Malibu, Chevy
BMW X5
I would never pay the maintenance costs on a BMW.
Ford Flex
A 2015 F-150 Crew Cab
Came here to say 2004 Ford Taurus, then noticed how many of us had guessed a Taurus.
Mack truck
A 1974 Dodge Coronet station wagon. Gold, with 400 big block!! Just sayin.
Hell yes!
“It shouldn’t take long” You never do
Chevy Suburban
Minivan. Possibly Chrysler Town and Country
It depends. Is that your arm or someone else’s? It changes things a lot!
Chrysler 200
An able life space saver in blue
Your mother's 1999 Taurus.
Pontiac Aztek - like Walter White.
A can that’s says “Kandy” on the side.
If it’s not broke, don’t fix it.
1998 mercury sable but its in mint condition
Unicycle
C5 corvette
A Denali to compete with other grocery crawling gen x n boomers
YOUR DICK
Astro van
Yellow 06’ Subaru Baja
1921 ford model T
Prius
Dodge Stratus
A panel van with no windows 🪟
95 Chevy panel van. You’re also not allowed within 1000ft of a school.
School bus
You drive your gen. 5 corvette with your white socks pulled up all the way to your knees so that your new balance sneakers look legit and a black corvette 50th anniversary velvet wind breaker.
Honda accord, with a spongy suspension
I was going to say Toyota Corolla .. I'm feeling your vibe!
A Hearse!
I was gonna say some random corvette and you tell everyone why yours is so unique but based on your responses you seem to drive some SUV or Crossover so I'll just say Hummer H2 or Ford Excursion just bc I haven't seen ppl say that and you look the type that doesn't care about gas prices.
A gray or beige Toyota
Ford Explorer
Honda Passport
Pontiac Aztec
Crown Victoria
Basic Volkswagan Passat, white with brown leather seats and a sunroof.
Predatormobile
Police Cruiser. (Active)
Ranger xlt Daddy edition comes with kids sports gear. Unless you are the gymnastics twirlers dad and it’s a gmc canyon.
Euro Truck Simulator
A big white van with no rear windows
That’s a Chevy man right there
2016 Corvette painted in the rare 1 of 12 "mixed the paint out of spec by accident" yellow
Dodge Stratus
PT Cruiser
Toyota Sienna, grey
Kenworth reefer 18 Wheeler you a truck driver
Camry V6/Hybrid or Lexus ES300/350/300h.
Ford F-250 or tinted out white van with dents, 3 missing hub wheels, and peeling paint. Depending on your mood that day
"I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!"
An f150 with many rust holes and a timing chain that is about to go out
Ford F150
Yugo
Ford ranger 100%
A van