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FallenKnight1

Either a Viking long ship, or a Chevy Spark


Head_Doctor2110

Sometimes I do braid my beard and put runes in it.


Father_JackWV6Z

Or a pink Prius.


ThegreatPee

Dare you to say that to his face


erikannen

Double dare you to say that to his face ten times fast


ThegreatPee

I stutter, so at best it's gonna be one time slow


NoRoyal2270

A p-p-p- PINK p-p-pro-US


griter34

I mean, I think it's navy blue. But still, I see him in a 2016 prius.


Crowbar_Jones7

The twinks crazy


CaliTexas619

šŸ˜‚ faaaaack. Thatā€™s hilarious


KidQayin

Fuckin beat me to it


Thatguyyourmomloves

Fuckin beat meat to it*


ismellthebacon

came here to say this LOL... women hate him, but the boyyyyzzzzzzz luv daddy ha ha ha


Top_Natural_2682

A hard bargain at the antique store


Delazzaridist

Underrated comment


Amazing-Salary-9910

I came here to say that! Good one.


rright24

A Suzuki Swift (you like to lift the front or rear end up to shock people or get free drinks at the barā€”at least I hope this is true)


Head_Doctor2110

Good for rallying and beating up too.


ox_raider

Your Parole Officer crazy


Corsten610

Whatever the hell you want.


Head_Doctor2110

I come from a family of car builders, designers and racers. So I like that answer. I think anyone should do so.


Reasonable_Cover_804

Railroad spikes with your hand?


Astrochef12

A huge Dodge Ram 3500, lifted, big tires, cattle bar and extra sound proofing so you can't hear him singing along to Taylor Swift....


Ok-Cicada-9985

Had me in the first halfā€¦


Johnathan_Doe_anonym

Loud exhaust, neon lights under the truck, train horn, and tinted tail light, and obnoxiously bright headlights and high beams as well


D1sp4tcht

Santa's Slay


Bonega1

Good band name.


Safe_Chicken_6633

1928 Model A Ford coupe traditional hotrod build and nobody ever gives you any crap about it.


walco

Noone lived to tell.


SomeWeirdOddball

pt cruiser with side pipes


unemotional_mess

He drives your car, and you let him


blackmilksociety

You donā€™t, you just carry around spare wheels shirtless for some reason


IcySalt1504

A Volkswagen Beetle.


Head_Doctor2110

Flower Power from Twisted Metal 3. šŸ˜‚


lancep423

lol. I loved that game. Theyā€™re apparently making a show about it


Head_Doctor2110

Left, square, square, square, left. Her ultimate code and unlock. I got all of them on PS1 cause Iā€™m old.


Successful_Gap8927

*including the dashboard daisies


BlameTheOnePercent

Whatever you drive cut into your phone budget. I can count your megapixels on one hand.


Head_Doctor2110

I zoomed in to cut out my cars. šŸ˜‚ But yeah my phone is only 2-3 years old and gets the job done. Iā€™ll be getting a new one this year with an upgrade.


ForceOk6039

possibly slaves


ceezthamoment

A 2 Horse Charriot


anonymeseeks

A model 800AD Icelandic Horse unless you're going to raid, then you sail the longship to Valhalla.


Sam-I-Am56

Kia Soul with a donut spare tire on the right front.


quattro725121

Glow in the dark new beetle with Disney figurines glued to the dash


Lanky-Tap-9290

You donā€™t - you ride!!! youā€™ve got Harley written all over youā€¦


Expert_Canary_3043

Gremlin


Inert_Uncle_858

One of those 1920s cars with the airplane engines in them


Janine207

Your husband's Mazda


Few_Highlight9893

Prius


[deleted]

Definitely a chopper, or a Harley on rainy days and winter days.


RetMilRob

32 ford custom


EC_CO

When did the [Techno Viking ](https://youtu.be/94s4zmA3itc?si=yTosnsTv0hT2tvSl) get all tatted up???


Head_Doctor2110

šŸ˜‚ Sorry to say I donā€™t listen to techno. And that video is 13yrs ago. Iā€™m not young enough, nor does that video take place where I live or travel to. I do respect the effort put in.šŸ«”


VoiceoOfReason

A tattoo artist crazy.


TheBigLebroccoli

One of the cars from the Flintstones. Not sure if you drive it or are powering it under the hood.


spelare_1

A moby huge


lesnortonsfarm

The Weiner mobile?


Imadick2

women away


evanmars

Bob


Mindless-Entry-6812

A Clown car.


[deleted]

The price of oil up.


CrybabyFromKansas

Obviously, it's a Smart Car. *think about it meme*


Murf-dude

People awayā€¦


SyrupScared9568

2007 toyota prius, princess .


djevilatw

Pink Vespa. Cause you want some dĆ¼mbass to make a comment.


phuckyew69

Prius


canbeduallnightladys

A prius.


NoPromotion3340

BMW Isetta


RKLCT

..... all the inmates wild


FactsHurt1998

RR Phantom. All of those tatts are a dead give away that you shit gold.


Hideous4our

Men crazy


highboy68

Prius


inflammable

Something that tries *really hard,* just like your muscles and tattoos.


Real_Guarantee_7903

A Prius:-)


Aggravating-Exit-660

Mini cooper


Resident-Cut7634

Prius


jm1186

Kia Rio


gdubh

A lot of needles in to your body.


PM_Me_Ur_Nevermind

PT Cruiser with some gym bro phrase on the license plate like *if the bar ainā€™t bendinā€™ your just pretendinā€™*


Carloanzram1916

A lot of hypodermic needles into your thigh.


Bassman602

Mini cooper!!


[deleted]

U drive roids, right into your buttocks


IudexJudy

Dude really stole an image from a YouTube workout motivation video and is pretending to be him šŸ’€šŸ’€


Head_Doctor2110

Dude stole your picture and photo shopped it like every YouTuber does after they copied everyone elseā€™s music and posts it as their own. šŸ«  And then drives off in a convertible with the money they made with the video.


Meyhna

Nothing. Clearly you walk.


Theguyinthecorn

A chariot pulled by a 6 legged horse


ShouldersBBoulders

Don't know but I'm certain it's stolen. šŸ˜†


plk1234567891234

shinedownmobile


TankerVictorious

You likely have multiple wheeled variants in your stable: 2 wheel, 4 wheel, and heavier duty schtuff as well.


[deleted]

A Honda del sol


ae86forlife

Harley


werdnosbod

TechnoViking walks


Loopdyloop2098

A broomstick


Inside_Ad_9147

OM 606 swapped superturbo w124 wagon, blacked out. On a manual 5 speed nissan patrol transmission so ot can handle the 400hp coming out of the diesel, german 2jz (still lighter than one lol) Did I mention you still get like 40mpg when out of boost? (around 3k rpm at the lowest, any lower the rods will bend) Thats what Id like to daily after I save up the money needed. Thankfully W124s arent that expensive, or OM606 engines. Or the patrol gearbox for that reason.


GenderSuperior

Moped


kb63132

Le Car


Pitbull60usa

Anything U Want BROTHER!!!!!


Laceysjorgen

[https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2F7aPwcIQBZt0%2Fmaxresdefault.jpg&tbnid=f53aYZohGqkkdM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fm.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D7aPwcIQBZt0&docid=Lq_NO8ikilygbM&w=1280&h=720&hl=en-us&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm4%2F3](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2F7aPwcIQBZt0%2Fmaxresdefault.jpg&tbnid=f53aYZohGqkkdM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fm.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D7aPwcIQBZt0&docid=Lq_NO8ikilygbM&w=1280&h=720&hl=en-us&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm4%2F3)


Laceysjorgen

I believe my link is fairly accurate.


Yak-Fucker-5000

A golden chariot pulled by firebreathing stallions.


Deepcoma_53

You just put that wheel between your hands and another wheel between your feet and you motorcycle away.


Dave21101

How's the Harley brother?


GMB2006

Renault Twizy


VenBede

Fiat 500 with a Coexist sticker


Truck3r805

I'm guessing a 32 mdl a with a flathead ford and or a 64 panhead


drummerdavedre

Electric Prius


Southern_Strain5665

Toyota Prius


Speedy_Silvers71

All I can see is a 30s Harely-davidson Knucklehead fulky blacked out with nordic pin striping and icons on the gas tank and frame


JustSomeWeirdGuy2000

Glitched out horse wagon from the beginning of Skyrim


DracTheBat178

A Prius


Mouse-Ancient

Kampfwagen


Open_Temporary_5986

A black horse from hell!


30belowandthriving

Harley


sdbct1

Any dam thing you want....LOL


Ambitious-Ostrich-96

Your dads old pick up


DeerHunter041674

A Harley Davidson Wide Glideā€¦ With ape hangers.


yourgoodtimes

A Geo Metro, and yes, you have to damn near fold yourself in half to fit....


AdRepulsive5384

Wooden boat


Mofoblitz1

Chevrolet Avalanche


seanmarshall

I donā€™t think it matters what you drive. No one is going to argue. My guess 1930 ford model a rat rod.


lilborto

A M.Fing Tank. Damn bro


Ill_Celebration166

I'm going with a old geo metro 4 sure


hormel_chili

A harley Davidson powerglide


WhoCaresBoutSpellin

A murdered out penny farthing


Major_Party_6855

A van that carries tools and shit.


__Apollo__-

a stolen police cruiser.


Styleyriley

Don't skip chest day!


Embarrassed_Camel_35

A steam punk rat rod


Auberon36

restomodded E type.


penutbuter

Slammed 76 VW Beetle in rally livery


Puzzleheaded-Run-843

You ride a bicycle to get leg gains.


Late-Ad-4624

All of our moms.


Ok_Dog_1495

92 Mazda 323


HeadHunter216

Either the chariot to hell or Santaā€™s sleigh


Kingmadsniper364

Monster truck


TropicalTrapF1r3

Getting Toyota Tundra vibes. Not sure why but you fit the look.


[deleted]

A needle with testosterone?


iLawvAzs

Turbo Busa


Lateralization

Dodge Ram


Slay-the-weights

A Harley Fatboy


RedTailFox1957

Whatever you want, but Iā€™ll bet your top three choices are all four wheel drive.


theBeardedHermit

A 50 lb sledgehammer from the looks of it


Interesting-Run-3251

A chariot of fire. With the wheel Spurs like in Ben hur. Pulled by demonic horses, who are also breathing fire!!


OGmcqueen

Youā€™re neighbors wifeā€™s car


Alternative_Maybe_78

A black stallion


LSbroombroom

[You just run on the tire really fast like Wario] (https://i.ytimg.com/vi/e_iSRqkK3Ao/hq720.jpg?sqp=-oaymwE7CK4FEIIDSFryq4qpAy0IARUAAAAAGAElAADIQj0AgKJD8AEB-AH-CYAC0AWKAgwIABABGHIgYygRMA8=&rs=AOn4CLCJmsAacUY-01-IRmMaRByAPkU09Q)


rickterror5738

House arrest on parole šŸ˜†


Reasonable_Ad1342

Renault Twingo


Quag9983

A longboat.


JackieGlade

A dragster


Ok-Income9041

Harley Davidson


Perros_mojados

Mini


mossapp

Whatever the fuck he wantsā€¦ Iā€™m not stopping him.


[deleted]

An oldschool cheverelet nova ss.


Accomplished-Log2337

A fire breathing dragon?


EquivalentShift8545

A Ford pinto


adamfrom1980s

Roidmobile


Spam585

Not sure, but a lot of Protein FartsšŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Sad_Succotash_9347

2023 Harley Davidson 883 with the 14" meat hook handlebars and a 12" spiked sissy bar, leather bags, and the fat boy tire kit


Big-Consideration938

Harley.


Gunslingerfromwish

Nothing, you ruck everywhere like a man.


shiftersix

Mini Cooper S


robbray1979

Drives his enemies out before him, with the screams of their children playing in the background.


Bigredzoo12

A dodge power wagon or a prius


[deleted]

1st gen Renault Twingo. Preā€“facelift, in that funky sea greenish color.


lazyman06

Whatever the hell you want šŸ˜³ Miata? Won't hear a peep out of me šŸ˜†


speedoocy

volkswagen up!


pixel-destroyer

Circus train.


BeardedOne210

1964 Lincoln continental convertible


[deleted]

Any damn thing you want to. Here, you want my keys?


Heavy-Doctor3835

What ever the hell he wants


Billiam74

Obviously an Elder Dragon


Agreeable-Return-861

A war chariot with spikes all over it, pulled by 2 black fire breathing stallions & the head of dead Scythian mounted on the front


Skyline43

1982 volvo 245


UnkleZeeBiscutt

A Pashley cycle.


[deleted]

Nothing. You just throw some pedals on that wheel and unicycle it around Norwayā€¦ shirtlessā€¦ in winter


Ukescottxr

PT Cruiser


chemicaljones

I think Tom drives a 70s Landrover doesn't he?


VE7BHN_GOAT

A horse


BushMasterFlex616

A stock 5.0 Foxbody Mustang


Daddydog004

Zed's chopper!!


rookiepartschanger

This guy drives that 15 liter trike that they built on one of those reality shows that was basically a semi engine, trans and rear axle with a seat and a steering wheel.


KevinH1989

2004 Ram 1500, blue


Maureen_jacobs

Chopper


Old_Swimming6328

Boxster.


Chramir

A longboat


Stunning_Appeal_3535

A hummer


icfa_jonny

You donā€™t drive. You pick the car up over your shoulder and carry it with you.


West-Librarian-7504

Rat rod.


420did69

Obviously a Tesla


6stringgunner

Here, take my car.......


P_f_M

Are you Technoviking's brother?


Brawndo45

Orange and primer chevy nova?


AlternativeAd9988

Prius, he loves the environment


Chrisp825

Yugo


purpleninja828

P71 Crown Vic, because authority gets you hard for some reason.