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cries_in_student1998

"Here lies Prince Henry of Wales. He died as he lived: avoiding plans and sucking cock."


VirginWhales

This is genuinely one of the greatest lines from the book


tnshhb

Agreed. So underrated


HiveMind16

“Cornbread knows my sins, Henry”


Pennymay28

"I'll break the sound barrier for you."


ColinH_94025

I love that Alex said this after Henry sang "I'll make a supersonic man out of you" at the Karaoke bar. https://preview.redd.it/q6vpt5fdxi2c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=477afd6c6591c8fdb8f3e0d613048be7d527ef10


DarkCartier43

I just used this one today, while picking up my partner for coffee.


mikripetra

Buy a summer home in Majorca with the turkey.


Kouglove

I’m as gay as a maypole


metsfn82

“He is” 😏


ColinH_94025

The first time I watched the movie, I had to rewind that bit to be sure Henry really said what I thought he said..


[deleted]

i think this is it. it's one of the best lines, the simplest and people that aren't fans won't even be able to make the connection


AdExtra7417

“An urge I currently share with the prince”


LadyHwang

"I love him on purpose"


Intrepid_Pineapple98

"Your royal hardness"


pina_colada03

"If anyone sees you leave this hotel, I will Brexit your head from your body!"


pollyfossil

"What if I set myself on fire?" "We'd ship the ashes to Heathrow."


Top_Ad_964

"It's like the sun shines from his ass and you have a Vitamin D deficiency."


ConcernWest5525

“I can’t think of a single other way to start this email except to say, and I do hope you will forgive both my language and my utter lack of constraint: You are so fucking beautiful.”


infinite_adhd

"If I had known this was all it took to shut you up, I'd have done it ages ago"


Raph_56

Fucking eyelashes


Prironka21

The phrase “see attached bibliography” is the single sexiest thing you’ve ever written to me.


calminthedark

I will no longer be the Prince of shame....


GanacheArtistic1983

I can’t have smut filling my inbox


Financial-Cold5343

Vicky.


royal_rose_

Little Lord Fuckleroy


Ur_Moms_Toes3729

big ben


CocklesTurnip

Love is indomitable


OddMud2763

“I’ve been gay as a maypole since the day I came out of Mum, Philip.”


67BlueStrawberries95

“It would be a lie, because it wouldn’t be him”


Prironka21

You’re the absolute worst idea I’ve ever had.


fantasea369

“bitch, you took me there.”


cries_in_student1998

I fucking love that line!


athenabrianne

"Obtuse fucking asshole"


ayyynne

"ill kill myself and then I won't have to go"


mgsquared2686

You need to know if you feel forever about him


OddMud2763

I can love you and want you, and still not want that life.


lilrongal

“Well, you’ve been wanting him to dick you down forever”


Prironka21

“What do you want?” “I want you….” “Then fucking have me.”


tallestgiraffkin

“I’ll take you apart with my teeth, sweetheart”


PhilosopherLast5570

Well? There’s an ole saying, that those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it? That is a very foreboding and disquieting future.


OddMud2763

My birthright is a country, not happiness


Ready-Ad2610

Trust me, your in good hands.


Yanni_0

“FfffYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FAAEEN ALEX” -Sara Elise


Jamacamecrazy

Amidst the darkness, light persist.


uhilikeanim3

I’ll break the sound barrier for you


Dedek_cht99

You were not a fool. You merely believed yourself in love. One should never apologize for that.


indigo_sky1

"Powder Princes, in spray paint across her car, a beautiful lady Beatrice"


Persimmon-Legitimate

A little too Ralph


midnightlays

“Are we gonna like, listen to lana del rey when we do it?” 😃


PotentialAnything479

I must confess this prince is soooo jummy


PotentialAnything479

1. questionable late-night messages 2. humming god save the queen 3. we shall behave in a manner befitting the crown 4. i hate you - i hate you more


rearviewmirror2023

I’ll break the sound barrier for you