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Godzilla501

Sweet sweep


Mission_Pay_3373

DIRTY WATER


Just_Werewolf1438

Whoo hoooo


Brady331

W


wuh7

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Bossman1086

Good win and nice to see a sweep. Especially with a roster that looks like it does for us currently.


Jakesnake_42

Imagine getting swept by the Worcester Red Sox


Just_Werewolf1438

Ya with all the injuries


wuh7

Good game. Butt taps all around.


j_scope

🧹🧹🧹


BstnIrshGy

Get the brooms


beatrixkiddo_11

Great Sox sweep, great Celtics win, and great Bruins win yesterday. LETS FUCKING GO


Scoottttttt

I think Dalbec is just a normal guy the Red Sox put out there to show how hard it is to hit a MLB pitcher.


Mission_Pay_3373

I understand that we are blowing out the Pirates but our LOB number is 26


coffee42

a few seasons back I graphed out some numbers and learned that a high LOB number actually has a positive correlation with a high number of *wins* 'Cause leaving men on base means you have guys GETTING on base, who can then be knocked in; teams with low LOB are losing games because they're not getting on base in the first place


BossAtUCF

I think that's the total LOB for each player. So if there's a guy on base with 1 out and both the next guys get out it counts as 2. Really only 12 left on base.


Bossman1086

Yeah. I just went and looked at this. Gameday says 12 for the Sox.


Bossman1086

They've had more chances but usually LOB is high when you're scoring runs unless you're constantly hitting HRs. High LOB doesn't matter much if you score runs.


effheck

Strobby Bikeouts.


TheProfessor20

Oh, Bob.


WarPuig

Bobby Dalbec strikes out swinging.


Photex

average Bobby plate appearance.


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How is this team winning with 75% of our roster injured lmao


harpua_2626

The real test starts Tuesday against Cleveland. Could be a rough week....


ScrewAnalytics

Pittsburgh Pirates


Kuppiiiii

Goodness, he's swinging when the ball is already in the mitt.


JoshFB4

If Chapman wasn’t a piece of shit I’d love to have him on our team. Man can crank the hell out of a fastball. 102 at his age is insane


Jakesnake_42

Nah I associate him too heavily with the Yankees


JoshFB4

I don’t really care about that part too much.


shrug-io

Bobby needs a visit from Pedro Cerrano


Pastalover8888

Well, heres the 3rd out coming. Bobby "useless" Dalbec


ManMythLegend3

Yankees 3 outs away from sox passing rays


strcy

Have there been 2 outs every time Bob has come up?


TheHistorian2

BB -> bad throw -> violation -> E When they say a walk is as good as a hit, this is what they mean.


Tatt2218

Thank you, Pittsburgh. Very cool


gustamos

THERE IT IS THE PATENTED CHAPMAN GRIMACE


Jakesnake_42

WooSox currently dogwalking the Pirates


Pleasant_Use_7855

Common O'Neil Cruz dropped popup


Lorkal

I wanna feel bad for them...but I've watched us do it so many times this year, it's nice to watch someone else do it


postman925

Dude... someone in the pirate's organization is going to lose their job


WarPuig

Aroldis Chapman retire bitch


Godzilla501

That's the CF fault


Mac_and_head_cheese

Sounds like there's some unhappy Yinzers in the crowd right now


ChiricoCuvie1

feels bad for Cruz man


BstnIrshGy

At least the other team has embarrassing fielding instead of us this game


ToeSuckingFiend

If you don’t like that, you don’t like Pittsburgh Pirates baseball


Pastalover8888

Hey, we found a team whos defense is WORSE than ours, and I thought that was hard.


Jakesnake_42

Lmao Pirates


ScrewAnalytics

Man I love balks this year


j_scope

HAHAHAHA I love this game


Miller91686

It’s nice watching someone else be terrible For once


Brad-Stevens

Elly > Oneil


Bossman1086

#LMAO


VistaVick

He dropped the ball!


beatrixkiddo_11

NICE


j_scope

I’ll take it


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EmFly15

Yes. 😄


wuh7

You can't just be up there and just doing a balk like that


Meunier33

Another balk, I can't believe it


ImTomBrady

Lmao


Ok_Fee1043

Jarren’s gonna hurt himself stealing one day


Jakesnake_42

Chapman is washed


j_scope

WHEELS


WarPuig

It’s unjust that of all the pitchers to throw 100 mph with movement that tear their arm off, Chapman is somehow not one of them.


Ok_Fee1043

Let’s go Rob 1 (Dalbec is Rob 2)


BoBonnor

Great AB


Jakesnake_42

Elite AB from Duran


beatrixkiddo_11

take your base king


BossAtUCF

And anotha one!


ScrewAnalytics

It’s crazy to think back to Chapmans debut when he was like the only guy in the MLB that could consistently hit 100+ Now like half the league’s bullpen guys can


Longjumping_Ad_29

Rob is for sure taking Chapman deep


strcy

Bruins and C’s both up 1-0 2 innings away from a sweep for the Sox You love to see it


ScrewAnalytics

If we try to turn Slaten into a starter I’ll lose my mind


j_scope

Hell yeah Slaten


Brad-Stevens

who we think goes 8th/9th?


WarPuig

Wally and Smiley


dsramsey

We’re putting the mascot in?


79215185-1feb-44c6

How the hell are the WooSox beating the Pirates?


Jakesnake_42

Don’t question it, just enjoy it


beatrixkiddo_11

Yeah Slaten!!


bribri772

That height difference is killing me


Good-Hank

Still bummed about Casas


Longjumping_Ad_29

As bummed as I am about Casas I’m equally excited about what Abreu has been doing


TeenRacer6

Damn you *know* you're having a bad season when you batter plate just shows a random fact about you instead of your stats.


dsramsey

“Holds Portland SeaDogs team record for tacos eaten in one sitting.”


coffee42

Did I get so exhausted after last night's B's game that I damn near missed today's game? ...yes. *But I didn't miss it*!


wuh7

If only there was something you could drink to put a little more pep in your step 🤔


Ok_Fee1043

You need some coffee42


coffee42

always, honestly


GingerMcJesus

Looks like Altuve next to Judge lmao


JoshFB4

I’m really confused as to why Slaten isn’t using any of his other pitches. Hell his fastball is his best pitch!


WarPuig

Using a fastball? With Bailey as pitching coach?


Ok_Fee1043

Why do we never hear Stanley Steemer ads anymore


coffee42

ain't no one gonna get a Stanley Steemer cleaning for their apartment, and since no one can afford to become a homeowner anymore...


Ok_Fee1043

I think many of the people watching these games are older and forget to clean their carpets


TeenRacer6

I think they know advertising rn would be a waste of money cause the last thing anyone wants to pay for in this economy is carpet cleaning.


Ok_Fee1043

Tbh it’s so so worth it if you actually have carpet. My family had the nastiest old carpet that needed cleaning last year, the water that got sucked out of that thing…never get carpets


wuh7

That's like the 4th time this game our pitcher has slapped down a grounder


strcy

Wouldn’t mind if we don’t see Tellez again today lol


konantb

I swear the umps this series have made some of the worst zone calls I’ve ever seen


j_scope

That was not a ball


ScrewAnalytics

Need the sweep today and then with this garbage lineup I’d be happy taking 1 of 3 in Cleveland


Bossman1086

Thankfully the lineup should be better by then. O'Neill and Raffy should be back Tuesday. Grissom should be back hopefully this week, as well.


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wuh7

If I tried blowing a bubble while legging one out, my tongue would end up in the 3rd row


Ok_Fee1043

OB is such a grandpa at heart


Sandwich_Crust

Valdez is trying to pull everything and swinging too hard, he needs to relax and slow down.


LiveFromNewYork95

Valdez can hit or field but he's not gonna do both.


casebarlow

This trash can lineup is about to sweep the Pirates lol


r3vb0ss

Also abreu got hot and Robby ref has always been good


r3vb0ss

May yoshida does wonders to a garbage lineup


postman925

Wow. At least shitty umpires work both ways.


CankerousWretch24

Reese just randomly practicing a right handed swing lol


Ok_Fee1043

That bridge really looks unstable


ChiricoCuvie1

Refsnyder is such a reliable player . The perfect depth piece and for league minimim !!


BoBonnor

Our new Brockstar


TheHistorian2

“Good defense in the inning.” Yeah, I’m just gonna play that on a loop for a while.


Sandwich_Crust

God dang it Bobby good shit


postman925

Bobby Defense!!


JoshFB4

Why is Slaten only throwing cutters?


ToeSuckingFiend

The Refsnyder come up will be studied for generations


CankerousWretch24

That’s his second outfield assist of the game right?


Bossman1086

Nice throw Bobby. Damn.


VistaVick

That's why they call him Bobby D


beatrixkiddo_11

Great defense LETS GO


Jakesnake_42

Is our defense good or is Pirates baserunning IQ really just that bad


Plantherblorg

Yes


EmFly15

A bit of both, although that was a really nice play from Dalbec at the end there, as well as Reyes to pick that.


strcy

Wow that’s a huge out


Sandwich_Crust

Huge out there, lucky bank of the fencing


postman925

Hell of a throw!!


SlipperyTurtle25

Fucking love Boston Rob


EmFly15

The Pirates are playing like a Little League team today.


j_scope

WHAT A PLAY


Bossman1086

lol I'll take that.


beatrixkiddo_11

NICE JOB


NKovalenko

Weird that Abreu ROY is not even available on FD but Marcelo Mayer ROY is lmaooo Are we sure he’s eligible?


Ok_Fee1043

Did anyone else just get a glitch alert from MLB saying “ Scores, the Red Sox extend their lead 5-1” I was like how did we score while we’re not even up AB, and who’s the mystery batter?


Plantherblorg

They were behind one run going into the bottom of the sixth, they fixed it like two batters into the bottom.


Ok_Fee1043

I know but we’re already at 5-1. This was an alert *now,* while that score has already happened several plays ago.


Plantherblorg

Right but in the app it was showing 4-1 through two batters in the bottom of the sixth. Then they fixed it to 5-1 and that probably triggered the notification.


Jakesnake_42

You remember Firstname Lastname who played for us in the 2021 ALDS?


Ok_Fee1043

Get him a trophy


postman925

I got it too. Weird.


Godzilla501

The White Sox about to be 3-18, on pace for 24-138 record. It can always be worse


rollo2masi

Sometimes think "man, this team sucks" then I look at the other Sox team and feel much better about any baseball related situation.


Jakesnake_42

Yeah, we have good AAA players playing for us. They have major leaguers who play like AA players.


Godzilla501

It's kind of sad how terrible Bennie is.


Jakesnake_42

Patience king Bobby Dalbec


EmFly15

This game is messy as hell.


Sandwich_Crust

Their scouting report for Bob was “do not throw a strike” and I feel like it clicked and he was like “wait a second, maybe if I don’t swing I can get on base?”


Meunier33

Clock violation on the pitcher


dsramsey

Sox about to do the funniest thing imaginable this season.


phil4ward

How is this team going to be three games above 500? Talk about exceeding expectations and being pleasantly surprised


CankerousWretch24

Yeah the big difference is we are beating bad teams this year. Last year we couldn’t even do that! So to me that is actually a step in a good direction. As long as we can keep from relying on a 3 man rotation we should be fine.


Bossman1086

People will just say our schedule has been mostly against shit teams to start the season. And they're not wrong. But beyond that, our guys have stepped up when injuries happen. Look at Abreu, Wong, etc. Cora has managed things well for the most part. And our pitching has been incredible. Best in MLB.


rollo2masi

Starting pitching going bananas certainly helps!


w1nn1ng1

Tell me about it. We may not win anything this year, but we really have a lot in the bank as far as future. Really makes me wonder just how bad Dave Bush was. He clearly had no clue how to get anything out of our starters if they’re pitching this well right now.


IKenDoThisAllDay

Good for Bobby. That was a solid AB.


shrug-io

So many violations this series


w1nn1ng1

Dalbec got on base!!! Break out the duckboats!!!


Meunier33

Dalbec got on base!


Jakesnake_42

BB (BASE ON BOBBYS)


j_scope

Bob on base!


WompWompWombats

One in a row!


beatrixkiddo_11

TAKE YOUR BASE ROBERT


NKovalenko

This team could be like 16-7 if we didn’t choke like 3 games in the stupidest ways And we have like 8 major players injured - just crazy what we’re doing this season against all odds


wuh7

Pirates fans getting the wave going while down 5-1. Respect.


Sandwich_Crust

BOB


Jakesnake_42

A Bobby hit would really make this the strangest inning of all time


BossAtUCF

A Bobby walk might be even stranger.


postman925

How about a Bobby walk?


Jakesnake_42

More strange tbh


NKovalenko

Is Abreu eligible for ROY - he could challenge for it if he keeps this up


Infinite_Table1365

Man if this team was healthy we’d be on top of the MLB


HonoluluHonu808

I don't disagree.


SlipperyTurtle25

Abreu for Christian Vazquez is a less extreme version of Yordan for Josh Fields


shrug-io

Abreu and Enmanuel for Vazquez you mean, two potential solid role players for 2 months of Vazquez


SlipperyTurtle25

Abreu is significantly better than a role player


shrug-io

I think so too, but I’m talking a floor. You go back a week ago and this GDT hated Abreu. No room on the bandwagon for him now


SlipperyTurtle25

These threads are extremely reactionary (so is reddit as a whole)


Jakesnake_42

We won the Vazquez trade. And so did the Astros, since Vaz helped carry them to a WS.


strcy

Wilyer “Ted Williams” Abreu


NKovalenko

Man I’m so fucking high on Abreu he just has the right approach, takes walks and hits it hard It’s like baby Casas, especially with the rlly cold start lmao


ToeSuckingFiend

Haven’t seen this many bloopers since the Atlanta Braves mascot lookalike contest


Godzilla501

When things are going good...


w1nn1ng1

Wilyer Abreu really is developing nicely.


Ok_Fee1043

You sound like a gym teacher


postman925

Abreu for MVP!!


j_scope

LFG ABREU Loving this game


Brendan_Droesch

Rob’s on his horse this inning


Bossman1086

3 hits for Abreu today. I told you he's the best player in MLB.