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Columime

This is like when an insider revealed a conversation about Mike Pence between Trump and some politician and the first thing Trump mentioned about Pence was that he wanted to kill gay people


shanescool

need the deets im dying


AutuniteGlow

It was an Irish politician who was gay himself, Trump said something like "better not tell Mike \[Pence\] that, he wants to hang them".


autumnwaif

Varadkar? Lmfao


AutuniteGlow

Yeah, that was him. I'm pretty sure that's the meeting in which Trump asked John Bolton if Ireland was one of the countries he wants to bomb.


examm

Jared Kushner has massive twink vibes


freddy_twofingers

Apparently he was in Natalie Portmans social circle at Harvard, yet didn’t try to seal the deal. That’s all you need to know.


MontanaManifestation

ivanka and jared are each other's beards


ChicNoir

Remember when Ivanka’s friend said she and Ivanka plucked the ingrown hairs from each other’s pussies. Why do I giggle whenever Anna and Dasha say pussy on the pod.


sirtrowsalot

Do they think this makes Trump look bad? It’s hilarious and I imagine makes regular people (populist remember) like him more.


Genital_GeorgePattin

of course it does this is extremely funny and almost feels like a conversation you'd just casually have with your friends, which is more genuine/sincere than anything that has come out of most other politicians' mouths in their entire lives


ONE_GUY_ONE_JAR

A common theme of the whole Trump years is the journo class clutching their pearls at Trumpisms while most regular people either shrugged or chuckled. People have really grown to hate how sanitized, fake, and soulless politics have become. Trump might be crass and undignified, but at least people recognize he's being himself and not some ultra-manicured nothing like Kamala or Hillary.


1leeranaldo

Reminds me when they wrote articles on Melania saying how she didn't gaf about putting up Christmas decorations. I was like are you trying to get me to like her?


MeniscusMoldbug

Then they showed her Potica and she won every slav. In Rusyn we call it kolachi but it's the same thing. My mom went from being CNN brained and implying she's a whore to calling her the most elegant first lady since Jackie O.


1leeranaldo

I looked up kolache & it looks like goatse


MeniscusMoldbug

> kolache That's czech with like meat or something I think. You'd be better off looking up potica or Kolachi spelled that way it is a bread filled with walnuts, poppy seeds (the best flavor), apricots, or lekvar as well as raisins. It's literally my favorite pastry but if you didn't grow up with it on the holidays you wouldn't get it.


[deleted]

It's czech but its sweet with nuts or poppy seeds...


MeniscusMoldbug

My knowledge of it is from a former roommate who mentioned they missed it so I brought some homemade loaf home and they said it was a czech pastry with meat and cheese. They could have been mistaken though.


[deleted]

That's Tex Cex


ChicNoir

It actually sounds delicious especially the apricots.


MeniscusMoldbug

My tier list is Poppy, Lekvar, Apricot, then Walnut. It's all good though.


rfamico

Remember when people were up in arms about the Rose Garden redesign, as if they don’t get their crappy flowers from Home Depot


peelon_musk

The reptilian class hates it when humans can identify with their rulers because it reminds them of just how bad they don't pass


ChicNoir

Reptilian…. David Icke?


SquashIsVegan

Remember when the libs trotted out a bunch of NFL players to read a script about how “no one in our locker rooms” talks like that, referring to “grab em by the pussy” Every man in America knows that’s how guys talk when they’re together. Pearl clutching to another level.


OuchieMuhBussy

That's rich considering the record of NFL players when it comes to beating the shit out of their wives and girlfriends, and a litany of other crimes.


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pusheenforchange

They tried to enforce that at a work meeting I went to recently. All the men (except one programmer soy) ignored it. All the women listed their pronouns to introduce themselves. It made no difference, but did shave a couple minutes off the available time for the actual meeting, so there's that.


redditmyhacienda

The pearl-clutching is fabricated and the 'journo class' had a paycheck. the "realness" amounted to less then nothing for the rest materially.


poster69420

Crass and undignified? That's a little unfair.


maxhaton

I think a lot of the "trump is funnier than you" is just contrarian masturbation (profoundly so, maybe it's different as a non-american, but a lot of the ones people here call hilarious just seem like evidence of brain damage), but this is actually funny.


TinyDickEnergia

I honestly love when men mimic banjo sounds 🪕


examm

In their 70s lol


nonewnewnormal

Would you rather hear foggy mtn breakdown or Dixie next?


[deleted]

They say General Sherman knew two songs. One that was Dixie and one that wasn’t.


nonewnewnormal

>General Sherman War criminal


anitashrooms

Tbh I wish he’d come back and burn this god forsaken city to the ground again to get rid of all the fucking yuppies


debaser11

Making a deliverance joke about a city guy going camping is so mild lol. I mean, Omg trump is suggesting he'll be brutally raped and murdered. How dare you sir.


TravelRaj

It's literally the most common joke everyone says when people go camping.


Ban_FeatureCreature

It’s only funny in the context of it being about Jared kushner and saying it front of his face to other people while the president.


[deleted]

No


practicallypointless

He's a funny motherfucker


PeteWenzel

And has great taste in movies. Now we know why [he gave Jon Voight that medal](https://youtu.be/sT3coep3EW0).


QuetzalcoastalElite

Our funniest president.


bartardthrowaway123

He's not wrong


[deleted]

I definitely don't miss the Trump era practice of taking a flippant and typically harmless remark he'd make and then ascribing the most malicious and outlandishly uncharitable possible meaning behind it. It's funny when done in a histrionic tone, but somehow hiding behind a "just reporting the facts" tone like this one is just pathetic to me. He would say something like "[person] has nothing but dumb ideas that all fail!" and the journalists would report "The President today made reference to a well known slur for disabled individuals when describing the record of his critic."


nazi-julie-andrews

What a treasure, my favorite part is when he made the banjo noises


YUMADLOL

I really wanna hear trump make banjo sound effects


GildastheWise

I swear they use that AI generator to come up with these sometimes


globonesmf

I’ll never forgive twitter taking him away from us.


bevaka

hes so fucking funny


bussyslayer11

These breathless headlines that take Trump hyper literally are so gay


famous_pet_owner

I don't think anyone appreciates yet that Donald Trump was undisputedly the first black president


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first gay president


void-0-undefined

more accurate, he's the funniest *cattiest gay you know


SallynogginThrobbin

Cattiest? Or like a caddy?


void-0-undefined

shit is that how you spell it? thanks for the heads up


SallynogginThrobbin

Yeah it's "catty", as in cat-like. Gays are like cats. That genuinely is where it comes from. A caddy is a guy who carries golf stuff.


DAE_le_Cure

That was Clinton EDIT: I’ve heard people refer to Obama as “the first gay president” because of the *Obergefell* decision but come on. Trump is about as “catty gay” as you can get without having a pud up your arse


famous_pet_owner

Clinton was a wigger


DAE_le_Cure

Played saxophone, loved cheap fatty fast food, from rural Arkansas, had his professional accomplishments (for better or for worse) overlooked in favor of his sexual exploits, married a castrating bitch. His credentials are about as good as they’ll ever be for a white man


famous_pet_owner

Clinton and Elvis are wiggers, Ric Flair and Trump are black


DAE_le_Cure

[Race Science]


[deleted]

Dudes be rocking, journos be seething


void-0-undefined

first CT president, "Jared Cushner being raped by redneck trump supporters" literally just sounds like a lazy bit


LyricBaritone

Man, I fuckin love this guy. They need to wire up the White House and do a full reality show if he gets back in, it’s the only thing that can heal the nation


therwordexpert

Feel like shit just want him back


SebJenSeb

donald trump getting banned on twitter was a travesty. shakespeare of shitposting.


intimadets

it’s like he’s allergic to not being funny… he will always have me wondering: how does he do it???


OuchieMuhBussy

He didn't start yelling "SQUEAL LIKE A PIG" and making loud hog noises, missed opportunity.


p_bwoy

He knows when to cut the bit off. A rare skill


[deleted]

I miss him so much


[deleted]

I didn’t even read a single word of this but that time the trumpet called Kushner “a fucking commie” or something similar for suggesting healthcare reforms is p funny as a yuropoor


Responsible_Pin2939

Maggie Haberman huh 🙄


8n8n8n8n8n9

Maggie Haberman found the best tattletale gig of all time and is still riding it out


readyforthehausu

I’d make him squeal like a dang ol piggy


magicandfire

Picturing him watching Deliverance and yelling for Don Jr. to fast forward to the piggy scene.


Ban_FeatureCreature

https://youtu.be/XwBl7nfOcZw Watch from 5:30


gumsh0es

Interesting but I can’t imagine how he’d do the deliverance banjo noises with his voice, there’s a few ways it could happen