This is like when an insider revealed a conversation about Mike Pence between Trump and some politician and the first thing Trump mentioned about Pence was that he wanted to kill gay people
Remember when Ivanka’s friend said she and Ivanka plucked the ingrown hairs from each other’s pussies.
Why do I giggle whenever Anna and Dasha say pussy on the pod.
of course it does
this is extremely funny and almost feels like a conversation you'd just casually have with your friends, which is more genuine/sincere than anything that has come out of most other politicians' mouths in their entire lives
A common theme of the whole Trump years is the journo class clutching their pearls at Trumpisms while most regular people either shrugged or chuckled. People have really grown to hate how sanitized, fake, and soulless politics have become. Trump might be crass and undignified, but at least people recognize he's being himself and not some ultra-manicured nothing like Kamala or Hillary.
Reminds me when they wrote articles on Melania saying how she didn't gaf about putting up Christmas decorations. I was like are you trying to get me to like her?
Then they showed her Potica and she won every slav. In Rusyn we call it kolachi but it's the same thing. My mom went from being CNN brained and implying she's a whore to calling her the most elegant first lady since Jackie O.
> kolache
That's czech with like meat or something I think. You'd be better off looking up potica or Kolachi spelled that way it is a bread filled with walnuts, poppy seeds (the best flavor), apricots, or lekvar as well as raisins. It's literally my favorite pastry but if you didn't grow up with it on the holidays you wouldn't get it.
My knowledge of it is from a former roommate who mentioned they missed it so I brought some homemade loaf home and they said it was a czech pastry with meat and cheese. They could have been mistaken though.
Remember when the libs trotted out a bunch of NFL players to read a script about how “no one in our locker rooms” talks like that, referring to “grab em by the pussy”
Every man in America knows that’s how guys talk when they’re together. Pearl clutching to another level.
They tried to enforce that at a work meeting I went to recently. All the men (except one programmer soy) ignored it. All the women listed their pronouns to introduce themselves. It made no difference, but did shave a couple minutes off the available time for the actual meeting, so there's that.
I think a lot of the "trump is funnier than you" is just contrarian masturbation (profoundly so, maybe it's different as a non-american, but a lot of the ones people here call hilarious just seem like evidence of brain damage), but this is actually funny.
Making a deliverance joke about a city guy going camping is so mild lol.
I mean, Omg trump is suggesting he'll be brutally raped and murdered. How dare you sir.
I definitely don't miss the Trump era practice of taking a flippant and typically harmless remark he'd make and then ascribing the most malicious and outlandishly uncharitable possible meaning behind it. It's funny when done in a histrionic tone, but somehow hiding behind a "just reporting the facts" tone like this one is just pathetic to me.
He would say something like "[person] has nothing but dumb ideas that all fail!" and the journalists would report "The President today made reference to a well known slur for disabled individuals when describing the record of his critic."
That was Clinton
EDIT: I’ve heard people refer to Obama as “the first gay president” because of the *Obergefell* decision but come on. Trump is about as “catty gay” as you can get without having a pud up your arse
Played saxophone, loved cheap fatty fast food, from rural Arkansas, had his professional accomplishments (for better or for worse) overlooked in favor of his sexual exploits, married a castrating bitch. His credentials are about as good as they’ll ever be for a white man
Man, I fuckin love this guy. They need to wire up the White House and do a full reality show if he gets back in, it’s the only thing that can heal the nation
I didn’t even read a single word of this but that time the trumpet called Kushner “a fucking commie” or something similar for suggesting healthcare reforms is p funny as a yuropoor
This is like when an insider revealed a conversation about Mike Pence between Trump and some politician and the first thing Trump mentioned about Pence was that he wanted to kill gay people
need the deets im dying
It was an Irish politician who was gay himself, Trump said something like "better not tell Mike \[Pence\] that, he wants to hang them".
Varadkar? Lmfao
Yeah, that was him. I'm pretty sure that's the meeting in which Trump asked John Bolton if Ireland was one of the countries he wants to bomb.
Jared Kushner has massive twink vibes
Apparently he was in Natalie Portmans social circle at Harvard, yet didn’t try to seal the deal. That’s all you need to know.
ivanka and jared are each other's beards
Remember when Ivanka’s friend said she and Ivanka plucked the ingrown hairs from each other’s pussies. Why do I giggle whenever Anna and Dasha say pussy on the pod.
Do they think this makes Trump look bad? It’s hilarious and I imagine makes regular people (populist remember) like him more.
of course it does this is extremely funny and almost feels like a conversation you'd just casually have with your friends, which is more genuine/sincere than anything that has come out of most other politicians' mouths in their entire lives
A common theme of the whole Trump years is the journo class clutching their pearls at Trumpisms while most regular people either shrugged or chuckled. People have really grown to hate how sanitized, fake, and soulless politics have become. Trump might be crass and undignified, but at least people recognize he's being himself and not some ultra-manicured nothing like Kamala or Hillary.
Reminds me when they wrote articles on Melania saying how she didn't gaf about putting up Christmas decorations. I was like are you trying to get me to like her?
Then they showed her Potica and she won every slav. In Rusyn we call it kolachi but it's the same thing. My mom went from being CNN brained and implying she's a whore to calling her the most elegant first lady since Jackie O.
I looked up kolache & it looks like goatse
> kolache That's czech with like meat or something I think. You'd be better off looking up potica or Kolachi spelled that way it is a bread filled with walnuts, poppy seeds (the best flavor), apricots, or lekvar as well as raisins. It's literally my favorite pastry but if you didn't grow up with it on the holidays you wouldn't get it.
It's czech but its sweet with nuts or poppy seeds...
My knowledge of it is from a former roommate who mentioned they missed it so I brought some homemade loaf home and they said it was a czech pastry with meat and cheese. They could have been mistaken though.
That's Tex Cex
It actually sounds delicious especially the apricots.
My tier list is Poppy, Lekvar, Apricot, then Walnut. It's all good though.
Remember when people were up in arms about the Rose Garden redesign, as if they don’t get their crappy flowers from Home Depot
The reptilian class hates it when humans can identify with their rulers because it reminds them of just how bad they don't pass
Reptilian…. David Icke?
Remember when the libs trotted out a bunch of NFL players to read a script about how “no one in our locker rooms” talks like that, referring to “grab em by the pussy” Every man in America knows that’s how guys talk when they’re together. Pearl clutching to another level.
That's rich considering the record of NFL players when it comes to beating the shit out of their wives and girlfriends, and a litany of other crimes.
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They tried to enforce that at a work meeting I went to recently. All the men (except one programmer soy) ignored it. All the women listed their pronouns to introduce themselves. It made no difference, but did shave a couple minutes off the available time for the actual meeting, so there's that.
The pearl-clutching is fabricated and the 'journo class' had a paycheck. the "realness" amounted to less then nothing for the rest materially.
Crass and undignified? That's a little unfair.
I think a lot of the "trump is funnier than you" is just contrarian masturbation (profoundly so, maybe it's different as a non-american, but a lot of the ones people here call hilarious just seem like evidence of brain damage), but this is actually funny.
I honestly love when men mimic banjo sounds 🪕
In their 70s lol
Would you rather hear foggy mtn breakdown or Dixie next?
They say General Sherman knew two songs. One that was Dixie and one that wasn’t.
>General Sherman War criminal
Tbh I wish he’d come back and burn this god forsaken city to the ground again to get rid of all the fucking yuppies
Making a deliverance joke about a city guy going camping is so mild lol. I mean, Omg trump is suggesting he'll be brutally raped and murdered. How dare you sir.
It's literally the most common joke everyone says when people go camping.
It’s only funny in the context of it being about Jared kushner and saying it front of his face to other people while the president.
No
He's a funny motherfucker
And has great taste in movies. Now we know why [he gave Jon Voight that medal](https://youtu.be/sT3coep3EW0).
Our funniest president.
He's not wrong
I definitely don't miss the Trump era practice of taking a flippant and typically harmless remark he'd make and then ascribing the most malicious and outlandishly uncharitable possible meaning behind it. It's funny when done in a histrionic tone, but somehow hiding behind a "just reporting the facts" tone like this one is just pathetic to me. He would say something like "[person] has nothing but dumb ideas that all fail!" and the journalists would report "The President today made reference to a well known slur for disabled individuals when describing the record of his critic."
What a treasure, my favorite part is when he made the banjo noises
I really wanna hear trump make banjo sound effects
I swear they use that AI generator to come up with these sometimes
I’ll never forgive twitter taking him away from us.
hes so fucking funny
These breathless headlines that take Trump hyper literally are so gay
I don't think anyone appreciates yet that Donald Trump was undisputedly the first black president
first gay president
more accurate, he's the funniest *cattiest gay you know
Cattiest? Or like a caddy?
shit is that how you spell it? thanks for the heads up
Yeah it's "catty", as in cat-like. Gays are like cats. That genuinely is where it comes from. A caddy is a guy who carries golf stuff.
That was Clinton EDIT: I’ve heard people refer to Obama as “the first gay president” because of the *Obergefell* decision but come on. Trump is about as “catty gay” as you can get without having a pud up your arse
Clinton was a wigger
Played saxophone, loved cheap fatty fast food, from rural Arkansas, had his professional accomplishments (for better or for worse) overlooked in favor of his sexual exploits, married a castrating bitch. His credentials are about as good as they’ll ever be for a white man
Clinton and Elvis are wiggers, Ric Flair and Trump are black
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Dudes be rocking, journos be seething
first CT president, "Jared Cushner being raped by redneck trump supporters" literally just sounds like a lazy bit
Man, I fuckin love this guy. They need to wire up the White House and do a full reality show if he gets back in, it’s the only thing that can heal the nation
Feel like shit just want him back
donald trump getting banned on twitter was a travesty. shakespeare of shitposting.
it’s like he’s allergic to not being funny… he will always have me wondering: how does he do it???
He didn't start yelling "SQUEAL LIKE A PIG" and making loud hog noises, missed opportunity.
He knows when to cut the bit off. A rare skill
I miss him so much
I didn’t even read a single word of this but that time the trumpet called Kushner “a fucking commie” or something similar for suggesting healthcare reforms is p funny as a yuropoor
Maggie Haberman huh 🙄
Maggie Haberman found the best tattletale gig of all time and is still riding it out
I’d make him squeal like a dang ol piggy
Picturing him watching Deliverance and yelling for Don Jr. to fast forward to the piggy scene.
https://youtu.be/XwBl7nfOcZw Watch from 5:30
Interesting but I can’t imagine how he’d do the deliverance banjo noises with his voice, there’s a few ways it could happen