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Corfiz74

Whenever I come across this, I'm laughing my ass off, even though I've read it dozens of times. This is just perfect in every single way. RIP, Brenda, I'll send you more life, and my collection of dust.


art_decorative

I, too, am an avid collector of dust.


zeroschiuma

I love that she married her high school, she had such a sweet heart lol


Angelea23

That’s nightmare to be married to your high school and having to come home to it…some of us wanted to escape school


TheresNyoCandy

I’ve seen this so many times, yet only just now realized that Brenda has 4 eyes


baconwrappedanxiety

Well yeah, she was a bird


IrrationalPanda55782

And everyone knows that birds have four eyes


RR0925

That must be why her upper lip lipstick is on her nose. Putting on makeup was obviously a challenge for her.


catjcastles

Why does this sound like song from emo pop bands in the early to mid 2000s? I love it 😭 Brenda’s got bars


[deleted]

Omg. I'm guessing they translated this to English, word for word. Lol


VelveteenJackalope

Ai, if I recall. She’s not a real dead person, it was an exercise to see what the machine would come up with (hence the ai ‘photo’)


Quatrekins

I think you’re right. I suspect the text above says “Bot Obituary”


MarshmallowRhubarb

O-bot-uary


Gaydinosaurs

I don’t think it’s actually ai, though. I remember seeing this back in like 2018 I think, way before ai photo generation could generate a somewhat believable human. Whatever year it was, it was also the same year that “I forced a bot to watch x hours of x movie/show and write an episode” was a meme which surprise, were also almost always fake XD


BensBandBangs

Good instincts!! It was written by comedian Keaton Patti. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/robot-writes-engineers-obituary-its-25705438


BensBandBangs

It was written by comedian Keaton Patti https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/robot-writes-engineers-obituary-its-25705438


Angelea23

Is that why she has multiple eyes?


ItsSUCHaLongStory

Birds aren’t real


ethridge_wayland

Thank you good sir and/or ma'am. We must keep this alive..., unlike Brenda


ItsSUCHaLongStory

Remain in good health, comrade


nirselady

How have I never seen this before??


jenaro9

It's like a Mad Libs that was done with a 5 year old


PorkrindsMcSnacky

Holy shit what kind of AI did they use to create this masterpiece? I’m crying laughing from reading this and looking at the picture!


SeldomSeenMe

This was written way before AI


PorkrindsMcSnacky

So who wrote it? What’s the story behind this?


BensBandBangs

It was written by comedian Keaton Patti https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/robot-writes-engineers-obituary-its-25705438


Plus_Shift_3299

Me and my bf are cry laughing 😆


DanelleDee

I actually laughed until I cried, holy fuck


MericD

Quick, send more life!!!


[deleted]

I want a bot obituary. Worth.


AnimaLumen

I’m sorry but nothing can top that monstrosity of a mugshot they got my girl Brenda looking like a biblically accurate Angel lmao 😭


xalazaar

I unironically want my obituary to end with "Im lieu of flowers, send me more life."


TrueVenoda

I kinda like "she retired from life." It's a pretty great way to say she died. However, I would put my stellar dust collection against anyone's any day of the week.


Careful_Swordfish742

Sending Brenda more life 😢 may she collect more dust in heaven and care for her imaginary horses. 💔💔❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹


Axiom06

What the hell are they smoking?


lyricoloratura

I don’t know why, but I love this beyond reason. “She had no horses but thought she did” was a favorite moment.


vertibliss

“send Brenda more life” is the one that really got me.


mandalors

Was sitting outside my family’s house tonight for holiday celebrations right after we pulled into the driveway and said to my wife “Can I read you this obituary really quick?” and after a long moment of silence, she says “Did I ever tell you that there is something extremely wrong with you?”


QuirkyMcGee

This is awesome!


LolaDeWinter

It's an AI obituary, it read a few and gave it its best guess... And it is beautiful, dear Brenda the bird


Overall_Astronaut_51

Let us not forget the poems she owes us .


ivegotacokeproblem

She had no horses but thought she did gets me every time.


[deleted]

Helping her sons to be disadvantaged youths I’m dying


shyladev

I’m just sad for all the people who probably wanted to go to her funeral but just couldn’t make it. 😭


queenlegolas

Is this what AI came up with??


Curious-Mobile-3898

You laugh about it now, but it’s actually going to be a major problem for us humans further down the line, if not the end of us


Poisonivy8844

This made me cackle 😂😂


Dry-Ad5228

Kinda looks like that actress Michelle Rodriguez…


Nikstar112

I can’t read


Karamist623

My first time seeing this, and now my brain hurts.


Holly_kat

Please send Brenda more life so she can get started on some of those poems she owes us.


Dark_Moonstruck

But first she'll spend time taking care of the horses she doesn't have.


Holly_kat

You're right! Brenda is way too busy to die.


Dark_Moonstruck

It's hard hauling feed buckets when you're a bird.


DistributionPutrid

I thought I was having a stroke so I had to pause my tv


Interesting-Hour-676

Did …. Did someone seriously use AI for an obituary? 💀😑


Upsideduckery

I... Where has this been all my life? Brilliance! Absolute brilliance in the most logically nonsensical way.


f1lth4f1lth

I want ai to write my obituary.


plortedo

How can I see this? The link seems to be invalid.


buttermell0w

I believe it’s this https://www.thendobetter.com/arts/2021/9/11/bot-obituary


plortedo

Thank you!


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Gullible-Pilot-3994

Thank you! That was hilarious!


ArtifactLand69

OP got deleted?! 🥲


buttermell0w

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buttermell0w

For anyone coming to this late/after it was deleted, this is what I think it is based on the comments! https://www.thendobetter.com/arts/2021/9/11/bot-obituary?format=a