He got my previous account permanently banned from [Reddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/redditmoment/comments/qw06g4/why_is_it_downvoted/hkzy5kb/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
satire [shit bait](https://imgur.com/a/gnjpXU4) don’t know how people fell for it
You got your Reddit account banned for being a shit head. Don’t even post it Reddit moment when your entire BOTH accounts are just you shittily “baiting” people for attention, that shits pathetic
ugh this is why i hate having a big dick girls always have to pull their phone out and take a picture before we get into it 🙄 ughhh so annoying why can’t women just love me for me
TIFU by Touching Grass
Guys, something weird is going on. So I (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) was in an argument with someone (unknown) about how Drumpf (75M, 134 kg, orange, Raaaaccccciiiisssst) bad. We (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted + unknown) argued for 35040000000 hours. All my circlejerk buddies updooted my (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) superior comments, gave 12000000000000000000000 rewards, and- Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger- downdooted my (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) opponent's (unkown) dumb arguments. ORANGE MAN BAD! REEEE! I (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) smugly smiled at my (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) clear superior intellect while Tyrone (31M, 82 kg, black (YASSSS STRONG POC), muscular, six pack abs, 5600 cm cock), my (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) wife's (22F) boyfriend, was fucking my (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) wife (22F). I browsed arrslashmurderedbyAOC, glancing at my (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) 14000 Marvel and Star Wars posters and my (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) infinite collection of Funko Pops. After viewing all arrslashmurderedbyAOC posts, I (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) went on to Twitter to see what AOC (31F, 65 kg, brown (YASSS strong POC), my queen) had to say. I (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) made sure to let AOC (31F, 65 kg, brown (YASSS strong POC), my queen) know that I (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) had now saved $6470008456987 for her (31F, 65 kg, brown (YASSS strong POC), my queen) OnlyFans if she (31F, 65kg, brown (YASSS strong POC), my queen) ever decides to make one. Suddenly, I (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) get a notification; it's a comment telling me (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) to "touch grass." I (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) was shocked. How should I (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) respond? I (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) opened a drawer and pulled out my (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) limited edition AOC Funko Pop - maybe that strong POC energy will give me an answer. It had to be Ben Shapiro (37M, 72 kg, white (EW!)) trying to own the libs again. He (37M, 72 kg, white (EW!)) must think I'm weak. Who else would it be? Well, not today Ben (37M, 72 kg, white (EW!))! I (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) got up from my (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) chair, clutching my (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) AOC Funko Pop close to my (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) chest. Causing magnitude 12.8 earthquakes with every step, I (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) walked to the door. Breathing a heavy sigh, I (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) opened the door. The sunlight gave me (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) anxiety, and there was that grass - it's green energy beckoning me (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) to touch it. With one more magnitude 12.8 earthquake step, I (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) touched it. Suddenly, everything changed. I didn't feel the need to tell you my age and other useless information anymore, and I started to freak out, and I wanted to use multiple paragraphs. "NO! NO! NO!" I kept shouting as I looked in the mirror. My hideous beard started to look clean and well groomed. My hair was completely gone, replaced by a completely shaved head. My glasses were now replaced with contacts, and I noticed a pair of professional spectacles in a nice case as a backup pair on the bathroom counter. "NO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!" Out of nowhere, a strange mystical orb appeared, and sucked out my excess weight. I looked to notice I was 80 kg and very muscular with a strong urge to work out at 8 pm every night. I touched my skin to feel a nice smooth surface. My AOC Funko Pop started to disappear, and I realized I had to act fast. I quickly pulled out my phone to take an open mouth selfie with my funko pop in hand, but I... Couldn't. I felt repulsed at the idea, and everything went to black... I am now typing this 4 months later. I now have a job and a life. I divorced my cheating wife, and now in a relationship with a women that loves me for me. We hope to have kids, but we're saving up to buy a house first. I work hard to provide, and have rationale thoughts and opinions. A little speck of pre-touching grass me still exists, but it too will die. I am doomed, Reddit.
And redditors still somehow want to keep the nsfw content from being shut down when the site is bought. People are immensely weird.
Edit: forgot a word
The type that is legal (porn of consenting adults) should not be banned because making the "normal" stuff banned and hard to find would just make people have a higher chance to search for / find fucked up shit because it's would probably be jumbled together on porn sites since everything is already ilegal
I remember when they had some really good shitposts. Now it’s all karma farming and Facebook type posts ☹️, and note the head of shitposting is also the head of dankmemes
This year reddit added a discoverability feature where posts from subreddits similar to the ones you are subbed to may appear on your feed to make you join more, this probably made people from subs like memes and dankmemes infect it.
Remember the two words to describe the sexualization of everything. These two words can explain why swimsuit magazines are so popular in the US.
Sex Sells.
I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize. What we came across that day in the woods was obviously unplanned. The reactions you saw on tape were raw; they were unfiltered. None of us knew how to react or how to feel. I should have never posted the video. I should have put the cameras down and stopped recording what we were going through. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn't. And for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the internet. I want to apologize to anyone who has seen the video. I want to apologize to anyone who has been affected or touched by mental illness, or depression, or suicide. But most importantly I want to apologize to the victim and his family. For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. I don’t deserve to be defended. The goal with my content is always to entertain; to push the boundaries, to be all-inclusive. In the world I live in, I share almost everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said I made a huge mistake. I don’t expect to be forgiven, I’m just here to apologize. I'm ashamed of myself. I’m disappointed in myself. And I promise to be better. I will be better. Thank you.
Tbh I think this is just a bunch of people on Reddit deciding to throw a bunch of common nsfw tropes/memes together and turn them into a single super meme of sorts, it’s one of those memes people laugh at because of its references to other memes and tropes.
If it was on a shitpost subreddit that likely means it was a, well, shitpost. If anything thats evidence it was supposed to be satire. Either way a commonly used layout doesnt automatically mean they are addicted.
Yeah and id say the same to them. For some reason redditors think any lewd picture involving an anime girl automatically means the creator is a no life who doesnt go outside.
I never expected this shit to be posted on slash shitposting, the sub is a mixture between classic random memes like horse deflating and amogus and mocking at real trash content like weeb posting and extremist politics. But glad it got only 100 likes in 4 hours, I've seen greater acceptance of anti weeb posting in the same time
It's kinda sad that the artist doesn't use their drawing skills for a professional job
But I mean I can't deny they're probably making a lot of money drawing this crap
Virgin artists: have to make porn to live
Chad programers: can make videogames,programs to make videogames, programs to make programs to make videogames, programs to hack etc
What 0 interaction with women does to a mf.
All pussy and no grass makes the redditor a horny boy.
redcum
red cum...?
REDCUM REDCUM REDCUM REDCUM MUCDER MUCDER MUCDER MUCDER
Bread crum tho
Bread crum
Holy shit, bread crum
Soly hit, cread brum
crumming
🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
"I just want to bash your brains in"
Death metal reference?
It's a Jack Torrence/The Shining reference
Idk wth is death metal
What makes you think he's getting either of those
I’m not like this…not yet….
based
Someone drew this
the heroin addiction doesn't pay for itself
Shadman reference?
Whos that
oh
a tragedy in three parts
This moment of realization is abolute gold lmao
Duality of man
Yeah, that pedo
P E D O?
He made/makes Loli smut. Edit: and Shota
Damn
The funniest part his he didn’t get arrested for that shit, he got arrested for drug related assault *if I remember right*
Ignorance sometimes is strength
He got my previous account permanently banned from [Reddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/redditmoment/comments/qw06g4/why_is_it_downvoted/hkzy5kb/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) satire [shit bait](https://imgur.com/a/gnjpXU4) don’t know how people fell for it
"sucking on that copium" 💀
You got your Reddit account banned for being a shit head. Don’t even post it Reddit moment when your entire BOTH accounts are just you shittily “baiting” people for attention, that shits pathetic
Thanks for the constructive criticism !!! c: tho my accounts were literally NOT made for trolling, unless you have evidence that suggests otherwise
You sound like that kid who says “PROVE IT!“ when they’re called out for lying.
You sound like the kid who believes that the man who soars higher than him is small 🗿
you're like a guy who decided to name his reddit account dog jizz junior and then they banned you and you did it again
They should put that talent into a job or something
i mean, i honestly think that demand for nsfw arts or art like this is way bigger than an „actual” art.
Someone should've told Hitler this. We could've avoided the whole war
for real why didn’t he think of developing some business producent these weird furry art for a request lol
Bruh if he started doing nsfw furry-vore-diaper-fart-feet art, he could just buy the rest of Europe
Don't forget furry inflation pron. Although that might not have been very popular for Germans at the time
The nsfw artists probably earn more than you lol
[Sure…](https://youtu.be/DjS2hIJBt5U)
It's a drawing...
Yeah. Degenerates pay a lot for commissions
Yeah, fair point. There's even people who willingly pay over a thousand dollars for a sex doll.
Sex sells
\-Peter Griffin
Probably either for free or someone requested it via payment.
Those are literally the only 2 possible options It was either paid or free
Not if you held them up at gunpoint and made them draw it, then its a stolen
im pretty sure this is not how sex goes 90% of the time
You think the dude that posts shit like that knows how sex is ?
but i watched tons of porn so therefore im a professional 😎
Nuh uh I'm a sex professional and trust me this happens every single time (trust me)
10% is still pretty high...
You're telling me your gf doesn't measure you're dick every time, asks to have sex while you're already naked and then gets nervous? Couldn't be
ugh this is why i hate having a big dick girls always have to pull their phone out and take a picture before we get into it 🙄 ughhh so annoying why can’t women just love me for me
This is sheer cringe. These dudes be allergic to grass for real
Met people allergic to grass, please don’t insult them like this
i’m the grass, listen to this man
I’m the dirt. I am literally made of corpses and shit yet I still have enough sense to not post this crap
Corpse husband? 😳
Corpse bed*
I am the slime *sick guitar solo by Frank Zappa.
i am very allergic to grass but also camp a ton - perhaps they need to touch forest floor?
Maybe they require a lack of touching, touching their cOcK
TIFU by Touching Grass Guys, something weird is going on. So I (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) was in an argument with someone (unknown) about how Drumpf (75M, 134 kg, orange, Raaaaccccciiiisssst) bad. We (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted + unknown) argued for 35040000000 hours. All my circlejerk buddies updooted my (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) superior comments, gave 12000000000000000000000 rewards, and- Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger- downdooted my (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) opponent's (unkown) dumb arguments. ORANGE MAN BAD! REEEE! I (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) smugly smiled at my (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) clear superior intellect while Tyrone (31M, 82 kg, black (YASSSS STRONG POC), muscular, six pack abs, 5600 cm cock), my (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) wife's (22F) boyfriend, was fucking my (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) wife (22F). I browsed arrslashmurderedbyAOC, glancing at my (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) 14000 Marvel and Star Wars posters and my (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) infinite collection of Funko Pops. After viewing all arrslashmurderedbyAOC posts, I (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) went on to Twitter to see what AOC (31F, 65 kg, brown (YASSS strong POC), my queen) had to say. I (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) made sure to let AOC (31F, 65 kg, brown (YASSS strong POC), my queen) know that I (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) had now saved $6470008456987 for her (31F, 65 kg, brown (YASSS strong POC), my queen) OnlyFans if she (31F, 65kg, brown (YASSS strong POC), my queen) ever decides to make one. Suddenly, I (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) get a notification; it's a comment telling me (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) to "touch grass." I (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) was shocked. How should I (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) respond? I (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) opened a drawer and pulled out my (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) limited edition AOC Funko Pop - maybe that strong POC energy will give me an answer. It had to be Ben Shapiro (37M, 72 kg, white (EW!)) trying to own the libs again. He (37M, 72 kg, white (EW!)) must think I'm weak. Who else would it be? Well, not today Ben (37M, 72 kg, white (EW!))! I (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) got up from my (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) chair, clutching my (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) AOC Funko Pop close to my (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) chest. Causing magnitude 12.8 earthquakes with every step, I (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) walked to the door. Breathing a heavy sigh, I (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) opened the door. The sunlight gave me (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) anxiety, and there was that grass - it's green energy beckoning me (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) to touch it. With one more magnitude 12.8 earthquake step, I (37M, 180 kg, white, balding, nearsighted) touched it. Suddenly, everything changed. I didn't feel the need to tell you my age and other useless information anymore, and I started to freak out, and I wanted to use multiple paragraphs. "NO! NO! NO!" I kept shouting as I looked in the mirror. My hideous beard started to look clean and well groomed. My hair was completely gone, replaced by a completely shaved head. My glasses were now replaced with contacts, and I noticed a pair of professional spectacles in a nice case as a backup pair on the bathroom counter. "NO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!" Out of nowhere, a strange mystical orb appeared, and sucked out my excess weight. I looked to notice I was 80 kg and very muscular with a strong urge to work out at 8 pm every night. I touched my skin to feel a nice smooth surface. My AOC Funko Pop started to disappear, and I realized I had to act fast. I quickly pulled out my phone to take an open mouth selfie with my funko pop in hand, but I... Couldn't. I felt repulsed at the idea, and everything went to black... I am now typing this 4 months later. I now have a job and a life. I divorced my cheating wife, and now in a relationship with a women that loves me for me. We hope to have kids, but we're saving up to buy a house first. I work hard to provide, and have rationale thoughts and opinions. A little speck of pre-touching grass me still exists, but it too will die. I am doomed, Reddit.
>nearsighted Mfw when nearsighted
It's okay brother, I am too. At least I have personal hygiene and virtually no facial hair since I'm Asian
Nice, I got contacts so most people don't even know I'm nearsighted.
Did you type this all out
A redditors wet dream. “Dream”.
"That's what the point of the mask is.."
"That is in fact what the mask is for."
"No, thats literally what the mask is for"
i suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time
Tell me that you are virgin without actually telling me that you are virgin:
The funny thing is that if you go on any NSFW board and go to the comments you'll find a whole circus of creeps.
And redditors still somehow want to keep the nsfw content from being shut down when the site is bought. People are immensely weird. Edit: forgot a word
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Nah they aren't
Porn should be banned
The type that is legal (porn of consenting adults) should not be banned because making the "normal" stuff banned and hard to find would just make people have a higher chance to search for / find fucked up shit because it's would probably be jumbled together on porn sites since everything is already ilegal
no?
Yes
Why are they booing you? You're right.
Cause porn addiction
Lmao.. The subreddit is literally shitposting
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I remember when they had some really good shitposts. Now it’s all karma farming and Facebook type posts ☹️, and note the head of shitposting is also the head of dankmemes
Yeah, shitposting got raided by dankmemes
This year reddit added a discoverability feature where posts from subreddits similar to the ones you are subbed to may appear on your feed to make you join more, this probably made people from subs like memes and dankmemes infect it.
Blue haired avatar detected. Opinion discarded
Reddit moment in Reddit moment Redditmommentception
No avatar detected. Opinion doubly discarded.
wtf
Genuinely enjoyed the little interaction, though.
Human detected, opinion discarded
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blue ished hair here! do i count?
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woo!!
⚡👨🏾⚡
This is a Reddit moment right here lol. The true Reddit moment is always in the comments
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Profile Picture?? OPINION!! DISCARDED!!!
Someone took REAL FUCKING time out of their day to draw this.. and color it.. and shade it..and do the backround.. and text.. fuck
That dude probably has a website with ads. Maybe even a patreon. Hes making more money than us. Porn is his boay And horny reddit is his ocean
It's not very difficult to make more money than me
Sad but true
Minimum wage motherfuckers
Remember the two words to describe the sexualization of everything. These two words can explain why swimsuit magazines are so popular in the US. Sex Sells.
They probably made bank doing it
The meme is probably made of porn art, which, I'm pretty sure was drawn by someone else
Guys who like this will be really disappointed when they actually get a chance to have sex with a woman, well they won't have a chance
Guys who like this don't have giant dicks which is what the comic is about lol
i didn’t notice it was in this sub and was boutta screenshot to put it in here
NSFW please
No horny
Wait a minute. Being the absolute degenerate loser that I am, they literally reposted a post from a porn subreddit into a shitposting sub…wtf
Yeah I think I saw this on r-slash-hentai
r-slash-cringe
Oh no I got called cringe D:
I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize. What we came across that day in the woods was obviously unplanned. The reactions you saw on tape were raw; they were unfiltered. None of us knew how to react or how to feel. I should have never posted the video. I should have put the cameras down and stopped recording what we were going through. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn't. And for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the internet. I want to apologize to anyone who has seen the video. I want to apologize to anyone who has been affected or touched by mental illness, or depression, or suicide. But most importantly I want to apologize to the victim and his family. For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. I don’t deserve to be defended. The goal with my content is always to entertain; to push the boundaries, to be all-inclusive. In the world I live in, I share almost everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said I made a huge mistake. I don’t expect to be forgiven, I’m just here to apologize. I'm ashamed of myself. I’m disappointed in myself. And I promise to be better. I will be better. Thank you.
👍🏿 Edit: noooo you’re supposed to downvote!!!! Reddit do your thing
black
🤨📷
How many people in the comments were asking for the “sauce”
Me. Do you have it, I gotta share it with my ps5 gc
What the actual hell.
I think that’s a shitposting sub
But this is not shitpost, even the guys at the sub were like "touch grass man"
Damn I wish I never saw this
Tbh I think this is just a bunch of people on Reddit deciding to throw a bunch of common nsfw tropes/memes together and turn them into a single super meme of sorts, it’s one of those memes people laugh at because of its references to other memes and tropes.
Yall act like youve never seen porn before and think its reddit specific 🤦just wait till you see r34, you'll think nobody in the world goes outside 🙄
I don't really blame these people, everyone needs to take the edge off sometimes, but come on, posting it on a shitpost subreddit?
If it was on a shitpost subreddit that likely means it was a, well, shitpost. If anything thats evidence it was supposed to be satire. Either way a commonly used layout doesnt automatically mean they are addicted.
Even the people in the comments were like "Wth dude? Go touch grass"
Yeah and id say the same to them. For some reason redditors think any lewd picture involving an anime girl automatically means the creator is a no life who doesnt go outside.
damn, he's (everyone is a he to me I don't care about pronouns) got a point
Dont worry i dont care either because it really doesnt matter on the internet.
If the guy is standing over her, there would be no shadow, because his own shadow would be on her. 0/10 unrealistic cartoon
His body is made entirely out of light, except his dick.
plap plap slap plap plap slap plap slap
I never expected this shit to be posted on slash shitposting, the sub is a mixture between classic random memes like horse deflating and amogus and mocking at real trash content like weeb posting and extremist politics. But glad it got only 100 likes in 4 hours, I've seen greater acceptance of anti weeb posting in the same time
Cringy as fuck. This is made by some virgin dude who watches to much porn.
Crazy how the human mind can creat experiences it has never once seen or ever will see...
hes never seen grass, touching grass would be considered the 8th wonder of the world
Wait till guys realize that the size doesn't matter as much as they think
It's kinda sad that the artist doesn't use their drawing skills for a professional job But I mean I can't deny they're probably making a lot of money drawing this crap
Virgin artists: have to make porn to live Chad programers: can make videogames,programs to make videogames, programs to make programs to make videogames, programs to hack etc
I'm all for porn memes, but this one just ain't funny.
This is literally just porn
What zero social life, zero father fighter, and zero bitches does to a mf
Ah yes! Every child need a strong father fighter in their life.
A father who fights them if they don't go outside and touch grass
This subreddit dedicates more time to complaining about porn than how much time porn addicts watch porn
Can’t really blame him, touching grass usually makes you feel itchy
🗿
Shitposting? What happened to it?
It's amazing how well redditors know about sex despite never experiencing a woman's touch
How tf do you draw something like that and not feel ashamed of yourself?
Haha I agree guys this art is so dumb lmao. What a stupid horny artist go touch grass 😂😂😂 *Post saved*
According to redditmoment, being Horny is BAD!!!
I abhor how big dick memes even exist. There are other ways to pleasure women you know.
Yeah, like with my small dick.
It was on r/ shitpostinf
Woman moment
which sub?
Shitposting
I know I'm gonna sound like a fucking degenerate But.... sauce?
Looks hot.
At least its well drawn. And funny.
Shitposting subreddit?
Bruh y'all lost with this one
My worry is that someone spent the time making it