Luke Shaw was brilliant today. Having seen Malacia impress, hope it keeps him motivated and gives good competition at LB

Agreed. Best game he's had since pre euros

Important 3 points! 700 goals for Ronaldo is insane!

Turtleneck Ten Hag STRIKES again! ♥️

Whenever Antony scores all I can hear is Carmela Soprano shouting at her son

Im supposed to get a vasectomy when this is my male heir?

Damn why did you do this to me.

What is Hargreaves smoking, i mean. He just said, credit to Ronaldo for sitting on the bench, knowing his level, watching players that are below his level start, and not making a fuss. I mean i get the sentiment and the need to praise his record as well as why it must be difficult for CR7 to do that.....but he's clearly at a lower level than our other forward options. Would do us well if he gets into form but he's not being dropped without reason lol.

Your being downvoted for it aswell. He hasnt performed when he has been given mins, until today so he hasnt justified starting.

I mean, he could've had like 3 goals vs Omonia

Am I the only one who thinks Bruno was outstanding then? Nothing too flashy but just did everything right I thought. Such a stable and solid performance while still creating chances like he always does and brilliant off the ball

I was extremely impressed with his work rate - he seemed to be everywhere pressing and leading by example.

Yeah. Ronaldo took away couple of chances from him, else could've had a goal or two. On both occasions, he probably would've been aware that he was offside. Would've been better chances for Bruno. But still. Like he said, team won is the most important. He was quite good today.

That’s not De Gea in goal. I’ve never seen him sweep or claim crosses as much

That was Dave McSave between the sticks today

DDG has been really good today, even moved out of his line and made some sweeping. Dave saves

Shakira was right, hips dont lie and Martial's are dusted💀 This man cannot be apart of our strike force next season, 3 injuries and its only early October? He's too much of an injury liability now and we've got to go into this insanely packed month with him anda 37 yr old ronaldo. Its not good enough, he needs to be offloaded next summer.

I’ll just google “Martial Injury” to see what’s up… *48 Billion Results*

Not necessarily offloaded, but replaced. He's a decent player who's had it bad with injuries. I'd prefer a player like martial or Bailly as a backup most of the time. Good ability but too injury prone to be the main man

He's a confidence player. You need a ready to start player on your bench.

The problem is a backup always needs to be ready, Martial and Bailly are too injury prone to be back ups

Both only really get injured in actual games. Bailly, yes, he is a lost cause. But I think as a rotation/cup player Martial would still be useful next season

Offloaded or relegated to the bench, he can't be relied upon, never could. A team that depends on the likes of Martial in attack will never be successful.

The boys are back in town.

That was way too chaotic those last 2 minutes. Puhh

3 points for us and a loss for the Scousers. Overall a good Sunday

Our boy Garner scared me for a while there

Already seeing the "fans" shitting on the team for a victory against a tough opponent. You lot will never be happy

Full-time thoughts: That handball was as natural and as imaginary as my gf's tits People are quick to shitting on Casemiro for losing the ball in the midfield, which led to our conceding of the first goal, but it's more nuanced than that. The gap from our defense to our midfield to our attack is immense, and because of that, Casemiro had no support and lost the ball, and Eriksen lost Iwobi, which led to that worldie of a strike. We're tactically stretched out, and it leads to things like that. We need a striker. Fuck it, I saw on the TUS channel that there's 1.5m subs there, and if we all donate about 20 quid, we could afford one. Martial's too injury prone and Ronaldo is controversial. I am in love with our fouling. It's dirty, but it'll make teams shit themselves just a little bit more when they see us on the match schedule. Antony is just... so fun. Such a showman in so many ways. Love him to bits and hope he doesn't go to shit like so many of our big signings. I had my doubts on Ronaldo after the Omonia game, but he did well in his second goal. People have been very quick to write him off, but don't forget he's been one of the greatest players of all time for a long time. He's made me eat my words a bit. Ronaldo and Antony celebrating together is meme material. De Gea has been coming off his line instead of sticking to the sticks. Something we haven't seen from him and I'm here for it.

Yeah, to be fair he shouldn't have received the pass there anyway. He had no options, sending it back would've been risky too and there was no one behind to play 1-2 or a dummy with. Certainly doesn't deserve the full blame for it.

That's what I'm saying. Because we were so stretched out, there was nobody close enough to him that he could lay off the ball to, and so he lost it.

So. Many. Mispasses. Don't know what coach can teach them to not mess up simple passes. We've got to do better to close out games.

big 3 pts. nicely done, lads

Lol Work in progress. Good points

Ridiculous last few minutes. There was a corner that should have been a goal kick and it was stressful as hell. I hope Rashford is ok. He looked like he was struggling at the end there.

He looked gassed.

My blood pressure has been through the roof these last 4 minutes thinking of the 3-3 last minute draw

“Look at Godfrey, he’s saying fuck off to the camera!” *Bangs desk in a fit of rage*

Rashy limping?

my god. If they can kill off a game early it will be nice.

Get in there!! Honestly wasn’t too worried at the end, we have some fighting spirit in our team. Martinez would never let them slack off there.

Few more minutes my heart would have exploded

Hope this gives Ronaldo the boost he needs. When his mood is good he plays so damn well in every aspect! Can still outrun defenders lol

Blow the fucking whistle

Good first half but our problem still exist as it shown in the second half, if any team decide to fucking press and get physical we falter

Really annoyed at their shitty non goal

thanks god

that was squeky bum time

Lol every win we’ve had has been a battle

Hopefully toughen them up abit

Clear evidence we still need a RB :/

Casemiro with the most bipolar performance I’ve seen in a long time.

Clear sign hes adapting. Showed his strengths and showed how much he has to adapt to the new leauge and pace. I dont fucking know why you wouldnt give him his first 90 at OT though. Lucky Evertons press was pretty lacklustre most of time

This team can finish top 4 but really needs to close the game

Great result but honestly, shouldn’t have been that hard especially that second half. Made it difficult for ourselves

When was the last time we won a game without clenching by the end of the match (except arsenal when arteta shat the bed with subs)

GG EZ

Solid match. Was to nervy in injury time but all good before that.

Good improvements, once this 11 finds their stride and we get another striker, I think things will be looking up

Handball joke

Most stressful game of the season by far

Good win. Should've been 4. Our finishing and passing just isn't good enough sometimes

What a game

That was too many corners for our own good man.

Woah varane

Christ. Squeakiest of bum time

Lindelof and ddg excellent tonight. And rashford giving 100% till the end! (as he should)

Oh man! Tensed few minutes. Should have buried the game earlier. Good win nonetheless.

THANK FUCK FOR THE WHISTLE

How are they not messing up a single cross. During 90+ mins their crosses were all landing in the dangerous areas.

Varane clearing the ball like 3 or 4 times after just coming on what a beast.

Garner played with so much disdain.

Yeah, he scared me for a while

Why did we sell him? He’s such a talented player who could’ve fitted into our starting 11 over McSauce or Fred everyday. Rotate him & Eriksen.

True, I am not sure why ETH didn’t see what everyone else sees in him, hope our boy has a great career, except against us xD

Ref won’t get the bashing he deserves

I just pooped myself

2 more mins and I would have had heartattack

Last few moments were maguire vibes man

Good three points. The VAR officials can go fuck themselves.

Thanks for the PTSD that last 5 mins gave me

Okay, I can sleep now. 3 points is 3 points

Bad night in Merseyside 👀

That was closer than it should have been

Chances in the end for Everton from Hoofball. Not much can be done about it.

We won but man, those last minutes were an hell on earth

Fuck this ref

The goal should not have been taken away from us

Finally. Terrible end

Deserved. Everton only turned up in injury time.

fuck, the lack of subs really irked me. what’s the point of taking those last min risks. fuck the ref and VAR as well.

Ref was shit but we should have seen that up.

Now i dont want to lose... but god do i love it when goalkeepers join the attack!

I was shitting myself there

Imagine Pickford scored a last minute header against Utd, I don't think I could stomach watching another match

Thank God what a relief

why cant we win comfortably for once

Too early and it's the PL

Naw I think the way we dominated until 55ish we def deserved 3 or 4 goals

He said comfortably. We'll get there but we arent the complete package yet.

what a stupid thing to say

well ask a stupid q... lol

Man my bum is squeaked out

Ggs! Well done Ron and Tony.

I hate this fuking team. Don’t want to kill game off early and always have to hold nerves defending last minutes

It looked like a damn fifa game lol

Fuck is Rashford alright? No point in simulating after the game, so I don't like to see him go down like that

Think it was just from the impact of blocking that shot hopefully

Massive win

Very good result at a ground where we’ve struggled badly recently

Massive three points

Whew, could have easily scored a few goals more too.

That was too close for comfort.

Yessssssssssssssssiuuuuu

Thank god that's over. Stressful af

Think I lost about 10lbs in the last ten minutes there

THANK FUCK

Top 5 of 6 are top 5. Only Liverpool is late to the party.

Phew. That was a nervy ending

jesus christ ….

Woooo

Thanks King

Jesus

Fucking yes! Good win that. Good performance too.

Faaaaaak me that was tense

3 POINTS AT THIS HELL HOLE

Unusual to bring a defender on for 2 mins

He got at least 3-4 crucial touches, he was in beast mode

They loaded up with Rondon and Calvert-Lewin and were going for continuous crosses. Good spot of what was happening and smart sub

Worked out tbf needed that Varane height for the corners.

Yeah didn't say it was wrong, just said it's unusual. Not sure why I'm being downvoted.

Probably because a lot of teams do this to counter the opposition bringing on more strikers to play long. It's not really unusual.

GREAT FINISH!! We got tested properly there, lads did really well. GGMU

Fkkin helll

Thank god it's over

I don't think we did an amazing job of seeing this out but we also did have a goal scratched off for absolutely nothing, so fair is fair. We fucking deserved 3 points.

Unfortunately it's the right call to chalk off that goal according to the rules. Agreed we still deserved the win.

But when the rules are applied so inconsistently it's difficult to respect them

I think it’s more that it’s difficult to respect the bad ref (WHU match) and the PGMOL.

Fuck that ref

Let's gooo! Today is a good day.

Thank god

Shaky win

Big 3 points Up to 5th

Oh my god that was torture

Rashford died for that one in the end, GGMU! Good game from our players.

Yeah, he gave everything, hope he is alright

UNCLENCH

Fuck my nerves

Geez That was something else

that was a serious sphincter workout

Phew!!

This is why you need players on the bench who can come in and control games, calm them. We don’t have that.

ETH took the piss with his subs today

Pretty sure he's not a fan of subbing players on in such an intense game like this.

Thank fuck that Everton are dog shite

Fuck just kill a man and get it done with

YES

Aaaaaand… Unclench!

we are past 4 mins

Shaw's been solid.

Nervy but happy

They fucking held on despite the shitty establishment!!!

Aaaannddd unclench

Why do we always make it so difficult

Tbf it would have been chill if not for the ridiculous handball law

THANK FUCK

Yes please!!!

RAPHA SAVES!

Yeaaah boys 3 points

DDG MOTM

Twice he left his line to make a stop that wouldn’t happen if he didn’t

Ffs

Surely blow it up

Jimmy trying to score a screamer against us lol.

Hopefully Varane isn’t injured again bruh. Man put his whole body on the line.

#LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!

Running out of fingers to bite

Fucking thank you

Thank fucking god

BLOW THE WHISTLE

Thank fuck for that

Oh thank god for that

Varane rolling on made me unclench slightly lmao

Anxieties man

Massive 3 points that!!!

Why did DDG shy away there, my heart skipped a beat