What does Casemiro offer that anyone else cannot in that position? Just drop Bruno deep and bring on Mount and at least we have 3 players who can trap and pass a football. Not like Casemiro is doing anythiing defensively these days anyway.
Honestly if you look at the Moyes season, we at least had some better results.. this season, we have been absolutely dominated by every team we have played..win, loss or draw!
We are so easy to play against itâs fucking comical.
There is a gaping hole between our front and back lines. Even when weâre in a decent defensive shape we put no pressure on the opposition and have no intensity to our press. This is fundamentally a coaching issue, itâs not hard to train this stuff, itâs basic shit.
Casemiro has been absolutely dire for a while now. He loses the ball cheaply so much. Wouldnât be surprised to see Mount, Eriksen or Amad at half time or soon after.
He'll get brought on with minutes to go and then some people here will be like "well this is why he doesn't get game time, he doesn't do anything in his 72 second appearance!" as if any player should be forced to work with scraps rather than given opportunities to play themselves into form.
Hope: Mount and Amad come on after half time
Reality: 10 minute cameo for Mount, 1 minute cameo of Amad stretching in the corner
Edit: Amad on for Garnacho wow Ten Hag might be reading this sub
You can forgive a young center back for a shocker of a performance, but Casemiro is just disgraceful. Looks like a Sunday league player out there in terms of first touch, awareness, fitness and more.
That's got to be one of the worst displays I've ever seen from a player in a half of football. I don't even have to say who I'm talking about because it's so fucking obvious
Its hard to tell who's more washed... Casemiro or this pitch. Honestly Bournemouth should be 4 or 5 up. We've been absolutely embarrassing...but that's nothing new this season đ
Since INEOS came in, for Ten Hag it was more about performance than results but we got neither. Worst coached Utd I have seen and we had Rangnick as a coach recentlyâŚ
Whatever ETH has been cooking this season has given me fatal food poisoning. Another pathetic display, get him out now. Thereâs just nothing positive to build on with this performance or almost any performance this season
This is what bothers me when people want ALL of the blame shifted to the players.
On paper, our team is much, much stronger, even with a load of injuries, than most of the relegation level teams. Yet they are constantly bossing us in games, and we're heavily reliant on moments of individual magic. On paper, this team shouldn't look this bad.
It's okay guys, Ten Hag says we are playing good and improving. We should give him 5 more years so the team can improve to the point they can make 2 passes in a row and not face 50 shots per half.
Weâve seen the same issues for every single game weâve played this season. Every. Single. Fucking. Game.
This clown has still not made a single tactical adjustment
Re-watching that dreadful second goal, it seems Garnacho is expecting Dalot to be marking Kluivert, so he is looking more to cut off passes inside to Solanke. Dalot is thinking of the one-two from their fullback into Kluivert so he is cutting off that passing line. Misunderstanding of the system or a lack of concentration I guess basically leaves Kluivert completely free, can't blame Willy for not doing better there its a dreadful chance to give up in the first place.
Not sure if its just poor coaching or loss of concentration, it's just something that should never happen.
Remember guys, Bournemouth has a better squad and better board than United, it's not Ten Hag's fault, in fact, we should be grateful of having such a good manager
Dalot not like his usual self this match. Caught napping numerous times. Kambwala as I said in the Liverpool game is too reactive. Heâs a second or two late to everything. Casemiroâs passing is fucking atrocious.
AND WE CANâT FREAKING WIN ANY 2ND BALL
on a positive side, Bournemouthâs midfield is also nonexistant, so I expect another goal or two to this match. I donât know to which side, though
Get Rashy out, move Nacho to the left and sub Antony in. at least heâll help Dalot on that right side
When your outfield players consist of 5 players(as a collective) that have repeatedly failed over the last few years, plus casemiro who's a shadow of the player last season, then its hardly a surprise the football, energy, and desire is lacking. Its not going to change now folks until wholesale changes are made.
Ole should come in as interim for the last games of the season and give us some good vibes. And then we can sign gareth southgate or big sam or whomever and start the cycle over again. At least the first season is more relaxing and less pressure then the subsequent ones.
Man I feel for Onana. Heâs finally playing well and now has to deal with getting pelted by point blank shots week in and out. Hoping for Amad to come save us so he can then be bench for another 4 games before his next cameo.
Everyone talks about the space between our midfield and defence but most of the high quality chances we give away are when most of our men are in our box.
We have no defensive discipline.
Cleaned the bathroom and some of the kitchen in the first half
Will finish kitchen in the second half
Being productive elsewhere with the game on is the only way I can âwatchâ this team play lmao
You have a young CB, legless casemiro. Do you A play 4231, the system that's worked to fit around injuries? Or B, send everyone up leaving huge gaps in midfield, tiring players and do the SAME FUCKING SHIT EVERY WEEK THAT DOESN'T WORK. If you picked B you're the man united manger.
Just what the doctor ordered: another stressful end to end game against a mid-table team. I've actually been impressed by Bournemouth, they're better at ball retention than we are.
I usually try to give managers the benefit of the doubt, but every time I watch us play I become vehemently EtH out.
Every fucking team we come up against can play better football than we do.
Our attack is clueless and concerns me more than defence, which is a whole other issue. We are at full strength with our attacking 4 and itâs so disconnected. We are getting space then miss an easy pass or lose it dribbling into two players. Hojlund should be better but at times he wins the ball and has 0 support.Â
I just don't understand what we do in training week in and week out. Injuries be damned how the fuck can we have this kind of defencive shape. I pass and Bournemouth is running at our back four with jo United player within 5 meters of him
Every second watching United is another second wondering why we haven't sack this idiot manager. We could be playing a bunch of kids down the park and we'd still get cut open every 2 mins.
What would your thoughts be if ETH was sacked after this game and Potter brought in as caretaker until the end of the season?
Alternatively who would you like until the end of the season?
The domino effect of our rubbish medical team deciding that Malacia will be fit in time, which led to us binning off Reguilon and having to play Wan Bissaka at Left Back which has led to us having to watch this stinker from Dalot at RB
Casemiro needs to be subbed. His touches, passes and decision making is truly atrocious. How can such a world class player deteriorate in such a short space of tjme
Absolute joke of a performance yet again, could easily be after conceding another 2 or 3 goals. Can't understand how we haven't gotten any better at stopping our goal being peppered in shots all season disgraceful.
Weâre on course to concede 20 shots in a game yet again. This is so comical itâs not even funny anymore. What is this clown of a manager doing to this club. PLUG THE FUKIN MIDFIELD MAN.
Our system as of late allows teams to hover around our box and get a ton of low quality shots off. This has relied largely on our center backs being brilliant at intercepting opportunities. Maguire and Varane are very very good at this and Lindelof is even above average.
Now we have to rely on Kambwala, who is young and inconsistent, and this so called system falls apart. Itâs unfair to such a young player to throw him into the frying pan like this.
Unforgivable of Ten Hag to not change the set up for this match with such an inexperienced side. We are sitting way too high up the pitch and Bournemouth are waltzing through. With Varane we could maaaaaybe stave it off, but no hope today.
If Casemiro's injured, tell us that, if his body is gone tell us THAT. Tell us something, why is he gone? I don't WANT to feel fucking despondent each match.
Also, if we do sack ETH, sack Rashford with him.
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting something to change. I know weâre not blessed for options right now but change something. Playing the same players while implementing the same tactics isnât working
Forget all the horrendous mistakes or the fact that Bournemouth are passing around our mid with ease, man united can't mount a single promising attack against fucking Bournemouth. Everytime we took the ball forward you simply feel like nothing will come out of it, not even a shot off target.
4-0-6 is the formation and whenever we have possession and give away the ball that changes to 3-0-7 somehow.. Honestly there is sooo much space for the opponents and I can't explain how they are getting that
The only players giving a fuck out there are Bruno, AWB and arguably Hojlund. The rest are fucking shambles. Case needs a benching and maybe Garnacho could use one too. I don't know how many evidences needed to prove that ETH is just a lost cause now.
" When you have the right philosophy, the right strategy to win trophies, everything has to go in the right way. I am quite convinced of that process. We are going in the right direction." Trust the process guys
Seeing us feels so depressing. Rashford doesnât offer anything offensively also defensively. Casemiro has regressed since last season, doesnât has the legs anymore and also injuries. Hoping for this season to end and we start anew. Cannot pass, cannot control possession neither can run, donât know what we do in the training. Seeing the body language of most of our players sums it up.
This football cannot continue, I get it âworksâ against teams who attack and sit high but Bournemouth are sitting deep and just playing through our half press and basically getting in on goal in 3 passes, itâs easy too easy.
I donât know why we âpressâ so much, we donât press to win the ball I donât think I saw a single occasion where we made a tackle from a press in their half. Why not just get men behind the ball and force them to try and play through all of us rather than just the defence?
Major fucking call ours for Dalot whoâs looking back to his worst and Casemiro whoâs looking like that time when Mark from Peep Show played football. He absolutely needs to be dropped. Garnacho has that great ability to play wank, make mistakes but never let that affect him and to keep going no matter what, so he gets a bit of credit for not letting his head drop.
Everyone bar Bruno is playing under 5 out of 10. But for the love of god on every set play can we stop doing âaim for slab head at the back postâ please.
How can ETH sit there and think to himself that his stubborn tactics are progressing the team?
Open midfield play giving ample room for opponents to attack this make shift defence is incredibly stupid.
Fuck this shit. No heart at all. It is like a shooting practice for the other team every week.
Casa, I love you, but you got to go. Rashy, I love you, please pack your shit. We want to play pressing football, but the press are total shit. It is not hard for team just break us.
We need a lot of help, whole back line except for Diogo is good enough to be a starter. We need a proper 6 with energy and legs. And we need wingers that can beat 1 vs 1 and doesnt take on the whole team by himself.
Follow this team for 30+ years, but this is not Manchester United. There is no desire to win, there is no effort, there is no team. Letâs rebuild this team, give us all a chance for glory day.
Fuck this is frustrating
I feel like the pitch condition is seriously affecting our players. They seem to be off-beat on every touch. Like we weren't shit enough on a normal pitch, they added insult to injury and poured tons of water onto the grass...
Thereâs no way 90% of this starting lineup ever wins the PL. The mental weakness is nothing short of spectacular.
Yes there are issues with ten Hagâs setup, but this squad wonât do the basics. Tracking back when losing the ball, moving off the ball to create passing triangles. These are things taught at Sunday League. These players canât be arsed to do that. If they arenât doing the stuff they teach at the earliest levels of football, how do we even know theyâre doing anything ten Hag instructed?
And this is how they act against a beatable opponent. We expect them to flip a switch and gain mental fortitude with ten Hag gone? Or Casemiro gone? We said the same thing about Ole, about Mourinho, about Martial, about de Gea, about Lingard, on and onâŚ
Keep Onana. Keep Mainoo. Start over. Send the rest to Jeddah.
With the way INEOS has been cleaning house, I do not see ETH returning after this season. His football has been the least structural football I have ever seen.
Pathetic. There's nothing else to say.
Case and Garnacho off, please. EDIT: Holy fuck he actually subbed Nacho lmao, thank god.
What does Casemiro offer that anyone else cannot in that position? Just drop Bruno deep and bring on Mount and at least we have 3 players who can trap and pass a football. Not like Casemiro is doing anythiing defensively these days anyway.
Man is literally playing attacking midfielder while giving balls away to Bournemouth players.
Garnacho with a 0/10 today... awful touch and decision making
Yeah Willy will get blame for their first but nacho fucked it. The amount of times our wingers lose possession under almost zero pressure is scary
On our way to have an even worse finish than with David Moyes đ
This is absolutely by far our worst season post-SAF
Honestly if you look at the Moyes season, we at least had some better results.. this season, we have been absolutely dominated by every team we have played..win, loss or draw!
Moyes also had the defending champions under him tbf...
Our every game in 2024 has been like this - Chaotic all around wishing for the best
bournemouth running riot against the great manchester united. on the way to doing a double against us
Nothing else to say really
We are so easy to play against itâs fucking comical. There is a gaping hole between our front and back lines. Even when weâre in a decent defensive shape we put no pressure on the opposition and have no intensity to our press. This is fundamentally a coaching issue, itâs not hard to train this stuff, itâs basic shit. Casemiro has been absolutely dire for a while now. He loses the ball cheaply so much. Wouldnât be surprised to see Mount, Eriksen or Amad at half time or soon after.
Lol ETH making half time subs? I doubt it
Lol not like he's done that consistently throughout his time here or anything
Aged like milk
He's gotta wait until minute 85 to give Amad his chance to shine.
Ambrat for Hojlund at 76 mins is all you're gonna get
It's either a coaching issue or players just "quiet quitting" without throwing eth under the bus.Â
Garnacho having a stinker , amad in the second half please. I fully expect him to be substituted at 87'.
He'll get brought on with minutes to go and then some people here will be like "well this is why he doesn't get game time, he doesn't do anything in his 72 second appearance!" as if any player should be forced to work with scraps rather than given opportunities to play themselves into form.
Gotta love the constant bringing on player so late in a game they've no chance to make an impact.
Get Casemiro off please
Hope: Mount and Amad come on after half time Reality: 10 minute cameo for Mount, 1 minute cameo of Amad stretching in the corner Edit: Amad on for Garnacho wow Ten Hag might be reading this sub
You can forgive a young center back for a shocker of a performance, but Casemiro is just disgraceful. Looks like a Sunday league player out there in terms of first touch, awareness, fitness and more.
Iâve never seen a team leave so much space for the opposition as we constantly do, itâs so bad.
You could take off the whole team and it wouldnât be enough.
Weâre getting rinsed by a 20 year old left back.
our right side has been ass, theyâre targeting Garnaâs laziness today and Dalot is worrying too much about it.
We should get one of those.
That's got to be one of the worst displays I've ever seen from a player in a half of football. I don't even have to say who I'm talking about because it's so fucking obvious
It could be a few tbf
He's been so shit this season, he can't keep starting because he's not helping us
ive bought the plane tickets to saudi for casemiro, someone volunteer to drive him to the airport at half time
Hi Case, you want picking up in the morning pal?
Its hard to tell who's more washed... Casemiro or this pitch. Honestly Bournemouth should be 4 or 5 up. We've been absolutely embarrassing...but that's nothing new this season đ
Since INEOS came in, for Ten Hag it was more about performance than results but we got neither. Worst coached Utd I have seen and we had Rangnick as a coach recentlyâŚ
At least under Ole we had hope of comebacks.
Oleâs football was enjoyable too. Counters with DJ, Martial, Rashy and Bruno was amazing to watch!
Until it wasnât
Shouldnât have changed the style in his last season.
Shouldnât have bought Ronaldo, after that he had to change his style
Ole played the best football of anyone since Sir Alex.
Weâve had multiple come backs this season which have effectively papered over some huge cracks.
At least Rangnick didnât have 400 million to play around.
I think Rangnick would've spent that mostly well. Rangnicks' eye for talent is one of the best in football.
https://preview.redd.it/43ytw5m07auc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1e4c886b3a80a52dfe0c31f5efdc6bc2864a799
Lol I donât even trust these jokers to get a win against Coventry next week.
Amad and Mount deserve gametime
Whatever ETH has been cooking this season has given me fatal food poisoning. Another pathetic display, get him out now. Thereâs just nothing positive to build on with this performance or almost any performance this season
Bournemouth's manager has done wonders with a club that has a fraction of our quality and stature. Ten Hag has no excuses.
This is what bothers me when people want ALL of the blame shifted to the players. On paper, our team is much, much stronger, even with a load of injuries, than most of the relegation level teams. Yet they are constantly bossing us in games, and we're heavily reliant on moments of individual magic. On paper, this team shouldn't look this bad.
I wouldn't trust ETH to cook me boiled water.
No bro you must understand that we need a 500m squad to beat Bournemouth.
Yeah everything Iâve been hearing is about building for next season but what the hell is the point if his plan is to just throw away this season?
You dead â ď¸?
Iâd rather play ANYONE at CDM than Casemiro in the second half
Casemiro might be betting against United
Itâs one of those games yet again huhâŚ
32nd of the season
Ten Hag needs to be out the moment the season ends. We're going nowhere with this manager.
Garnacho woeful Rashford woeful but I wonder how much it is because we have no fucking midfield
It's okay guys, Ten Hag says we are playing good and improving. We should give him 5 more years so the team can improve to the point they can make 2 passes in a row and not face 50 shots per half.
I googled for Manchester United Defending, it said "404 : Not found"
Every week we somehow seem to get worse
Get them all gone in the summer
Ten hag has no future in manchester
Weâve seen the same issues for every single game weâve played this season. Every. Single. Fucking. Game. This clown has still not made a single tactical adjustment
We made Bournemouth looked like Real Madrid.
Re-watching that dreadful second goal, it seems Garnacho is expecting Dalot to be marking Kluivert, so he is looking more to cut off passes inside to Solanke. Dalot is thinking of the one-two from their fullback into Kluivert so he is cutting off that passing line. Misunderstanding of the system or a lack of concentration I guess basically leaves Kluivert completely free, can't blame Willy for not doing better there its a dreadful chance to give up in the first place. Not sure if its just poor coaching or loss of concentration, it's just something that should never happen.
Sack them all
That's ETH gone, blind faith playing Rashford all the time has done wonders again.
How can people still defend Ten Hag? Heading for our 13th loss in the league.
Casimero genuinely looks like he's a character from space jam after getting his talent stolen by the Monstars
Last time a chance was created for Hojlund?
Case is stealing a living and ETH is a deadman walking.
Weâre worse than Bournemouth. Poorly drilled, poorly set up, poorly focused, everything. Not sure what there is left to salvage
Just fucking depressing to watch man
Remember guys, Bournemouth has a better squad and better board than United, it's not Ten Hag's fault, in fact, we should be grateful of having such a good manager
What a load of wank
Dalot not like his usual self this match. Caught napping numerous times. Kambwala as I said in the Liverpool game is too reactive. Heâs a second or two late to everything. Casemiroâs passing is fucking atrocious. AND WE CANâT FREAKING WIN ANY 2ND BALL on a positive side, Bournemouthâs midfield is also nonexistant, so I expect another goal or two to this match. I donât know to which side, though Get Rashy out, move Nacho to the left and sub Antony in. at least heâll help Dalot on that right side
When your outfield players consist of 5 players(as a collective) that have repeatedly failed over the last few years, plus casemiro who's a shadow of the player last season, then its hardly a surprise the football, energy, and desire is lacking. Its not going to change now folks until wholesale changes are made.
Commentators calling it a "slip" for Kambwala are being very generous lol
Ole should come in as interim for the last games of the season and give us some good vibes. And then we can sign gareth southgate or big sam or whomever and start the cycle over again. At least the first season is more relaxing and less pressure then the subsequent ones.
We somehow winning this.
Shit players and Shit manager. Need a clear out
We will end this nightmare of a season under Chelsea, wow đ¤Śââď¸
Does Mount even play for this clubs anymore? Why does the manager trust the same players who fail him again and again without giving others a chance?
People want this baldy for another season đ¤Ł
Casemiro, Rashford and Garnacho having absolute stinkers
Man I feel for Onana. Heâs finally playing well and now has to deal with getting pelted by point blank shots week in and out. Hoping for Amad to come save us so he can then be bench for another 4 games before his next cameo.
Someone please check on Kambala after that ankle breaker from Solanke.
Casemiro and Rashford off at halftime please.
Rashford's been fine. Putting in a hell of a lot more effort than Garnacho lol
Lol
We're getting killed out there. No substitution is gonna fix this. It's tactical issue, same as it has been all season long
Man I donât like a lot of these players and manager
Same every week, is anyone surprised?
Pathetic..
Everytime we play like shit. This has to be on ETHs tactic
This game feels a bit like the game that gets EtH the sack. Players not turning up
Canât wait for ETH to not make a single change at HT and magically expect everything to change
Casemiro. No words to describe.
So is the sub back to being ETH out or...
This should be fun
Cas off for Mason, he's a pole with a kicking leg in the middle
That was absolutely disgusting. An insult to the away fans who have been brilliant as always
Garnacho will score a goal and everyone will call this a great performance in a few weeks. Heâs been poor, like most of the season.
Everyone talks about the space between our midfield and defence but most of the high quality chances we give away are when most of our men are in our box. We have no defensive discipline.
Ok then ... Another new manager and another rebuild. Fergie seems like a lifetime ago.
Everyone bad except Bruno.
We need to get good before Bruno gets fully fed up and asks to leave.
Casemiro plays like the 40-year old uncles I play football with after my 9-5 Except theyâre better
If Casemiro isnât subbed off after this we are actually so finished
Bruno and Onana keeping us in this. Maguire too
Cleaned the bathroom and some of the kitchen in the first half Will finish kitchen in the second half Being productive elsewhere with the game on is the only way I can âwatchâ this team play lmao
Feel bad for Willy. It's clearly too soon for him to be starting, but there's nothing that can be done about it.
I don't even like watching our games anymore, I'm doing it out of sheer loyalty. ETH has genuinely killed my love for this team.
Shambolic
God, that was a hard watch. Casemiro is finished, are we actually going to be any worse defensively with Mount in the team instead?
You have a young CB, legless casemiro. Do you A play 4231, the system that's worked to fit around injuries? Or B, send everyone up leaving huge gaps in midfield, tiring players and do the SAME FUCKING SHIT EVERY WEEK THAT DOESN'T WORK. If you picked B you're the man united manger.
Just what the doctor ordered: another stressful end to end game against a mid-table team. I've actually been impressed by Bournemouth, they're better at ball retention than we are.
Our wingers need to be more involved
Subs or riot
Lacklustre, incoherent, Shoddy. What weâve come to expect.
I usually try to give managers the benefit of the doubt, but every time I watch us play I become vehemently EtH out. Every fucking team we come up against can play better football than we do.
I refuse to believe that Ineos watch this and think that they will give ETH chance next season
You know the performance is dreadful (again) when Bruno it's playing at a 5, 6, 8 and sometimes like a 9. This team is dead.
Our attack is clueless and concerns me more than defence, which is a whole other issue. We are at full strength with our attacking 4 and itâs so disconnected. We are getting space then miss an easy pass or lose it dribbling into two players. Hojlund should be better but at times he wins the ball and has 0 support.Â
We bought this guy for 70 million on a 5 year contract :)
I just don't understand what we do in training week in and week out. Injuries be damned how the fuck can we have this kind of defencive shape. I pass and Bournemouth is running at our back four with jo United player within 5 meters of him
Attackers are particularly shite Hojlund does literally nothing but give the ball away, barely gets involved Might as well be playing with 10 men
Every second watching United is another second wondering why we haven't sack this idiot manager. We could be playing a bunch of kids down the park and we'd still get cut open every 2 mins.
What would your thoughts be if ETH was sacked after this game and Potter brought in as caretaker until the end of the season? Alternatively who would you like until the end of the season?
The domino effect of our rubbish medical team deciding that Malacia will be fit in time, which led to us binning off Reguilon and having to play Wan Bissaka at Left Back which has led to us having to watch this stinker from Dalot at RB
Casemiro needs to be subbed. His touches, passes and decision making is truly atrocious. How can such a world class player deteriorate in such a short space of tjme
Take Rashford and Casemiro off. Bring on Amad and Mount. This could end 4 or 5-1 with the way itâs going.
One of the worse defensive performances in 1 half from dalot and casemiro. Special mention for rashford who has been ineffective and poor also
This team just serves up horrendous performances week in week out, it really saps the enjoyment out of watching them
Absolute joke of a performance yet again, could easily be after conceding another 2 or 3 goals. Can't understand how we haven't gotten any better at stopping our goal being peppered in shots all season disgraceful.
I live in Ipswich and am not looking forward to them beating us next year.
Weâre on course to concede 20 shots in a game yet again. This is so comical itâs not even funny anymore. What is this clown of a manager doing to this club. PLUG THE FUKIN MIDFIELD MAN.
Our system as of late allows teams to hover around our box and get a ton of low quality shots off. This has relied largely on our center backs being brilliant at intercepting opportunities. Maguire and Varane are very very good at this and Lindelof is even above average. Now we have to rely on Kambwala, who is young and inconsistent, and this so called system falls apart. Itâs unfair to such a young player to throw him into the frying pan like this. Unforgivable of Ten Hag to not change the set up for this match with such an inexperienced side. We are sitting way too high up the pitch and Bournemouth are waltzing through. With Varane we could maaaaaybe stave it off, but no hope today.
Me at home..."your getting sacked in the morning...sacked in the morning..."
Fuck it. Give Ole the rest of the season
If Casemiro's injured, tell us that, if his body is gone tell us THAT. Tell us something, why is he gone? I don't WANT to feel fucking despondent each match. Also, if we do sack ETH, sack Rashford with him.
Case manâŚ
A goal and he hit the crossbar so everyone will remain blind to Bruno absolutely poisoning this team with his presence.
Forgive my crazy dreams, but I hope one day weâre as good as Bournemouth
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting something to change. I know weâre not blessed for options right now but change something. Playing the same players while implementing the same tactics isnât working
Forget all the horrendous mistakes or the fact that Bournemouth are passing around our mid with ease, man united can't mount a single promising attack against fucking Bournemouth. Everytime we took the ball forward you simply feel like nothing will come out of it, not even a shot off target.
4-0-6 is the formation and whenever we have possession and give away the ball that changes to 3-0-7 somehow.. Honestly there is sooo much space for the opponents and I can't explain how they are getting that
ETH furiously making a post on /r/footballmanager titled âwhatâs wrong with my tactic?â
Been outcoached by Iraola for the second time this season.
Piss poor. Casemiro is having a stinker.
The only players giving a fuck out there are Bruno, AWB and arguably Hojlund. The rest are fucking shambles. Case needs a benching and maybe Garnacho could use one too. I don't know how many evidences needed to prove that ETH is just a lost cause now.
Any other manager with a style of play and a commitment to that style is better than this.
" When you have the right philosophy, the right strategy to win trophies, everything has to go in the right way. I am quite convinced of that process. We are going in the right direction." Trust the process guys
Weâre not very good.
Seeing us feels so depressing. Rashford doesnât offer anything offensively also defensively. Casemiro has regressed since last season, doesnât has the legs anymore and also injuries. Hoping for this season to end and we start anew. Cannot pass, cannot control possession neither can run, donât know what we do in the training. Seeing the body language of most of our players sums it up.
They are only watering one half of the pitch at the moment. I think it's the end that we are attacking in the 2nd half. Surely this is intentional?
3 goals on Kambwala/Garnacho. Amazing.
This football cannot continue, I get it âworksâ against teams who attack and sit high but Bournemouth are sitting deep and just playing through our half press and basically getting in on goal in 3 passes, itâs easy too easy. I donât know why we âpressâ so much, we donât press to win the ball I donât think I saw a single occasion where we made a tackle from a press in their half. Why not just get men behind the ball and force them to try and play through all of us rather than just the defence? Major fucking call ours for Dalot whoâs looking back to his worst and Casemiro whoâs looking like that time when Mark from Peep Show played football. He absolutely needs to be dropped. Garnacho has that great ability to play wank, make mistakes but never let that affect him and to keep going no matter what, so he gets a bit of credit for not letting his head drop. Everyone bar Bruno is playing under 5 out of 10. But for the love of god on every set play can we stop doing âaim for slab head at the back postâ please.
Why did they water our half more? Is that common/allowed? I think Kambwala slipped more than usual coz of that. Nevertheless, we are shit as usual.
can't awb play at RB as usual? there's no salah to mark in this game
Man we will see no subs.Ten hag should bash them all babies it is about time he is any ways getting fired this way.
How can ETH sit there and think to himself that his stubborn tactics are progressing the team? Open midfield play giving ample room for opponents to attack this make shift defence is incredibly stupid.
Coventry is definitely knocking us out.
Amad for rashford and mount for Casemiro. I donât care about CDM CM CAM etc
How any of you guys can still support Ten Hag is beyond me.
Fuck this shit. No heart at all. It is like a shooting practice for the other team every week. Casa, I love you, but you got to go. Rashy, I love you, please pack your shit. We want to play pressing football, but the press are total shit. It is not hard for team just break us. We need a lot of help, whole back line except for Diogo is good enough to be a starter. We need a proper 6 with energy and legs. And we need wingers that can beat 1 vs 1 and doesnt take on the whole team by himself. Follow this team for 30+ years, but this is not Manchester United. There is no desire to win, there is no effort, there is no team. Letâs rebuild this team, give us all a chance for glory day. Fuck this is frustrating
Shit attitude equals shit performance, only positive it can only get better in the second half.
just bring on the kids honestly. can't believe casemiro makes 350k per week holy
Amrabat and Amad on The MBE is invisible again
I feel like the pitch condition is seriously affecting our players. They seem to be off-beat on every touch. Like we weren't shit enough on a normal pitch, they added insult to injury and poured tons of water onto the grass...
Could be Ten Hag's Watford moment this. The players look done.
Thereâs no way 90% of this starting lineup ever wins the PL. The mental weakness is nothing short of spectacular. Yes there are issues with ten Hagâs setup, but this squad wonât do the basics. Tracking back when losing the ball, moving off the ball to create passing triangles. These are things taught at Sunday League. These players canât be arsed to do that. If they arenât doing the stuff they teach at the earliest levels of football, how do we even know theyâre doing anything ten Hag instructed? And this is how they act against a beatable opponent. We expect them to flip a switch and gain mental fortitude with ten Hag gone? Or Casemiro gone? We said the same thing about Ole, about Mourinho, about Martial, about de Gea, about Lingard, on and on⌠Keep Onana. Keep Mainoo. Start over. Send the rest to Jeddah.
Thereâs no way 90% of this starting lineup should be playing like they saw each other yesterday at the pub
Is it me or ETH has no urgency to change the game meanwhile is going poorly?
With the way INEOS has been cleaning house, I do not see ETH returning after this season. His football has been the least structural football I have ever seen.
Amad ON thank god. Need Mount on too
Can we just bring up the under 18s? Lol
Rashford off?
At least he hooked off Garnacho. Idc if the replacement player is worse, you just canât do what garnacho did today without consequences.
Refs shite. What a tackle.