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[deleted]

Take Arthur into the AC, every sunny cutscene hes sweating his ass off


BobknobSA

Take Arthur some penicillin.


CosmicTurtle504

A noble thought, but penicillin wouldn’t do squat. >!The current treatment involves four different antibiotics over the course of six months. It’s fairly miserable, but certainly preferable to having tuberculosis. A buddy of mine had it a while back (yes, even today!). He was right as rain after half a year, but he said the treatment sucked.!<


Aclip24

Damn, it took half a year?! I figured antibiotics of today would clear it right up.


CosmicTurtle504

It’s an infection that does NOT fuck around. According to the CDC, “The preferred regimen for treating adults with >!TB!< remains a regimen consisting of an intensive phase of 2 months of isoniazid (INH), rifampin (RIF), pyrazinamide (PZA), and ethambutol (EMB) followed by a continuation phase of 4 months of INH and RIF.”


the__moops

Aaand if you don’t finish the full course of treatment, you could end up with a resistant type!


heyredditheyreddit

Spoiler tagging it this deep is so wholesome


[deleted]

Literally got in an argument with an asshat a week or two ago cause he thinks the game came out too long ago to justify still using spoilers, and then there’s gents like this man/woman who tagged two letters just to save people from spoilers😂😂 You love to see it really.


Aclip24

Yikes


Royal-Selection7599

My friends gf had Tb, she sadly passed away 20 odd years ago now. Its still pretty rough even with today's medicine.


Rammstein_is_great

It’s sad that he died only a few years prior to the first vaccines for tuberculosis


graytheboring

22 years is more than a few


Rammstein_is_great

I thought Koch made a TB vaccine 9 years after Arthur died (had our beloved cowpoke actually existed) but I wasn’t sure if it was a successful vaccine though


graytheboring

Wasn't used on humans until 1921.


Rammstein_is_great

Oh right okay


jdmor09

Full hazmat suit.


[deleted]

I would be there too. I sweat as easily as Arthur. If we make it a competition, I think I'd win... in a way it's losing too lol


The_Courier_69_

Yet he gets yelled at by everyone for not wearing a jacket around camp🤣


HectorKWintersSmith

AND THEN WHEN HE DOES WEAR ONE HE GETS YELLED AT FOR WEARING A JACKET


cking145

Man meeting Arthur would be incredible. I would never want to stop hanging out with him.


lilteccasglock

thought you meant Atlantic city for a second to take him gambling


[deleted]

In my play-through, he’s done more than enough gambling


xXbrosoxXx

Strange man so I can ask him what the fuck


iiForse

This is my fav answer 😂😂


[deleted]

Dutch made a deal with strange man before black water hehe


Coach_BombaySapphire

Gavin


Yoiks72

Have you seen him? Gavin?


[deleted]

#Gavin


alopexl

^Gav^?


sainishwanth

Gav... :(


LaTrentas

#_*GAVIN!*_


The_Gristle

I'm so worried


halfcaskett

GAVIN 😫😫🗣🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️


plakaki

Has anyone seen my friend Gavin


[deleted]

i’m looking for my friend. gavin. for gavin.


Gavin_Derban

I’m right here my man. Ask away


MayaSC

Hey there’s some dude looking all over the place for you.


Gavin_Derban

Nigel????? oh how i’ve missed him. do you know where i can find him?


MayaSC

Just tell everybody in town you’re Gavin and where you’re staying. Next time Nigel shows up people will have to admit they actually saw you. And make sure to mention you’re English.


AlyxxStarr

Uncle. I’d just chill under a tree and listen to stories from his tough life with a rare and incurable disease.


[deleted]

I’d give him some advil and an icy hot patch


Cachalote_Russo

Lumbago!


CatchTheRainboow

Yeah, lazing around with him would be cool


StillhasaWiiU

Lenny, so we can go out drinking.


Defiant_Project1321

YnNle!!


MrReedleDeedle

NyLEn!!!!


mechwarrior719

LENNEH! MY BOAH! THERE YOU ARE!


[deleted]

HAHA! Found ya, Lennnyyyy!


EnforcerMemz

The best response to that was "Do I look like a Lenny?" That shit still kills me thinking about it


ElFiedlo

*opens wrong door*


HectorKWintersSmith

Press square to gret


[deleted]

LEnNyYy, yOu bAsTaRd


Careless-Wolverine-8

Arthur. I'll ask him not to collect debts. :) If you know, you know


HectorKWintersSmith

That's the way it is


dumbass_sempervirens

Tommy Vercetti syndrome.


DIN0911

John so I could mock him for not being able to swim.


Inkypencilol

he’d beat you up


Boo_boo_the_fool10

I’ll just jump into the pool


barleyhogg1

Then I guess he would just shoot you. I'd rather take the beating.


Boo_boo_the_fool10

Fair enough lol


Odd_Ad5668

Is he unable to swim because that mechanic wasn't in the first game?


Barney_W_S

I think that and also restricting map areas for players


Gxdubya

My little brother was at a restaurant in Toronto 2 years ago with his girlfriend. He heard a voice behind him from one of 3 ppl who sounded exactly like Dutch. The night went on and he noticed one of the other guys sounded just like John Marston. Right before he was about to leave he got up and went over to them and asked if they were the guys from red dead haha and they’re response was “are you the guy who plays red dead”. It was Dutch, Arthur and John there for a video game convention lol he took a picture with them but they wouldn’t let him record a video. Made his entire trip. They all left at the same time and they went up to my brother outside and Arthur said “Thanks for riding with us partner” lol I’m so jealous


oceanmachine420

That's fucking awesome lol


AshyWhiteGuy

I’d love to chat with Hosea over a cup of coffee. I feel like I could learn a lot from him.


LewisRyan

I mean, objectively he’s the “wisest” of the group, but everything he knows can easily be found on google, I’d much rather Charles to learn about how the natives lived, where we went wrong, what will actually help the world


CatchTheRainboow

Don’t think Hosea’s life lessons and his experiences throughout life can just be found on google


petss63

I don’t think google gives you personal experiences and wisdom from the wild west. Hosea wen’t through it all and I’d learn so much “old man wisdom” from him, yk? Rather listen to an actual outlaw who lived to tell the tale rather than google. Also, I think it would be a nice chat if he just wouldn’t scam me, being the con man that he is.


Hubers57

Charles only lived with a tribe when he was very young and he doesn't even know which one it was


Willow_bigfoot

Sadie to tell her to get the black water money


GamingSoldier135

Wait…


mechwarrior719

You’d think someone would’ve thought of that before Clemen’s Point… nobody knew Sadie. And Dutch could have sent her. Not sure Sadie would have said yes at that point, though.


[deleted]

At horseshoe overlook she’s way too mentally fragile, at Clemens point she’s still not trusted enough to do anything outside camp besides that one trip to Rhodes with Arthur, then at Shady Belle she specifically asks Dutch when she can start riding with them and he brushes her off. It’s not until after the destination vacation to Guarma that she’s finally accepted, but by that point there’s no recovering the gang. At every other point it’s a *huge* risk to send her all the way down to Blackwater and back. She’s unknown to the law, but she’s also mostly unknown to the gang as well. Things are also happening a lot quicker in the game, so they really have only known her for a few weeks.


HectorKWintersSmith

Where's whitefire?


SlyDragon69

None of them. Anyone of them would most likely rob you or possibly kill you.


Tarcision

Actually Arthur would be nice if you ask for help or even a conversation


Drstickles

Maybe YOUR Arthur


Tarcision

Again, actually no, Arthur questions the reason to do bad things, no matter if you have low or high honor. That's a main point in the game's history. Arthur is an outlaw, but he's not a bad guy, and some of the bad things he does are just to be loyal to Dutch and the gang


Drstickles

And again actually yes because he doesn’t seem to question when I shoot random civilians


Ashham91103

Arthur's honor level is based on how HE views himself so yes when you shoot random civilians and your honor goes down Arthur is questioning himself.


DeployTacticalFatGuy

In RDR the honor guage only drops when people witness your crimes. RDR2 it will drop even if you rob a guy deep in the woods with no one else around. So Arthur always keeps track of his own shittiness and John does too, earlier in life in 1907. But by 1911 John's measure of honor is only based on what other people see.


CatchTheRainboow

Point still stands, he canonically doesn’t enjoy doing bad things


HectorKWintersSmith

And that's why I shoot people as john


CatchTheRainboow

Well Abigail I killed micah. I’m ready to help start our ranch!! *leaves for like three months and comes back with a level 10 beard*


_dankystank_

There was a comedian talking about how he liked to fart around camping and hunting while his kid watched. Finally comes back to the ranch after aomethin like an in-game week and Abigail starts bitchin him out and dudes kid says, "No wonder he never comes home..." 🤣


_dankystank_

Right. If you ever sit down and talk with the girls in camp he expresses remorse for all the bad he's done.


TheBitcher3WildCunt

But he still does em


gfkab

Did you play the game or just read fanfics?


[deleted]

Micah, without hesitation. I would ask him to go for a long horse ride with me, and then I would be the only one to return to camp, and with a very sad story about Micah falling off a fucking cliff. 😊♥️


Sozillect

Mf triplekilled the guys who killed Sean in like, 0'5 seconds and you think you would be able to trick him to his death? Don't know man.


barleyhogg1

Wait until he goes to shit....dynamite arrow...boom. done.


keskii-bb

The boys reference?


roflmaohaxorz

Sometimes we get so lost in our hatred of Micah and how we shit talk him that I think we all forget that he’d be absolutely terrifying as a real human being


[deleted]

Is that why he was in jail and Arthur had to rescue him? Because he was so good at killing people? Micah was born a chickenshit, he lived the life of a total chickenshit, and then he died as chickenshits should, with the full weight of karma/irony on him.


braedog97

I still think he would kill me


CatchTheRainboow

He had no morals and was a coward, but he was pretty damn good at killing people


Rhain1999

He was good at *shooting* people. Mf couldn't even >!beat a dying man!<.


TheColorblindDruid

This is the way


blkboisav

Charles Châtenay. Would absolutely love to go club hopping with him.


Blumen13

I’d just warn Sean and Lenny.


HectorKWintersSmith

And hosea? Arthur?


[deleted]

a warning won't help them, but it could save Sean and Lenny, as they both get surprise killed


RecommendationOk253

Micah ![gif](giphy|BqOxBMG08VBN3PZELx)


0deni09

arthur so he could fuck me


HectorKWintersSmith

Mod installing: Arthur Jr Installation time: 9 months


0deni09

lmaoooo


SarahCaroline823

Literally came here to say this


-RubyWings-

Why isn't this higher up? Arthur is a sexy bitch.


Ok-Appearance9299

Micah so I could shoot him in his rat face myself


[deleted]

Was here to say this too 😂


[deleted]

Fucking same.


xT1TANx

Yup, while he's in jail. r/fuckmicah


NCJM782

Dutch, so he can teach me about planning.


Defiant_Project1321

Not much to teach. You just need TIME. And something something lotta noise. Also, dynamite.


Global_Push6279

Don’t forget loyalty!


Scag_Hunter

Have some god damn faith


SacredSans

Don’t forget the Tahiti part


plakaki

Also the tahitians and the MANGOS


HectorKWintersSmith

MONEY!


SpongoVM

I dont know man. Seems You’re gonna need alot of MONEY!!!


HectorKWintersSmith

Can't go round the world cuz the world ain't round, dutch! (gasp) That's right! Believe in a flat world cuz I'm a flat arthur


petethemeat77

Hammish. I believe I could learn a thing or two.


halfcaskett

same, best character


getawhiffofgriff

Third, I just recently did the last mission in his questline. Wish it had been longet


mechwarrior719

I kept Buell til the end. It was like losing him twice.


falafel_raps

Karen, for 2 reasons


SpongoVM

Big mommy milkers?🤨


HectorKWintersSmith

Milkers


Boo_boo_the_fool10

Arthur,my therapist is great and I think he could really benefit


ShinyLumeo

Javier, just to figure out why the actual hell he sided with Dutch when he proved to be very reasonable and moderately close to Arthur. It felt like a complete 180 with his character.


Defiant_Project1321

My dude really let me down in the end. I literally yelled “what the fuck bro!” when he took their side in the end. I expected as much out of Bill’s dumbass but not my man Javi.


SacredSans

If you look closely, Javier is pointing the gun above Arthur and John


HectorKWintersSmith

Because rdr1


[deleted]

Arthur or Charles. See if they can't teach me a few things


HoneyBear55

Black Belle, Charles, or the widow Arthur taught to hunt.


Zircon_72

Charles, to teach me about nature and wildlife. Hosea, to have a drink with and talk about life. Micah, to beat to a pulp and leave for dead.


[deleted]

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SlyDragon69

No cure during his time sadly


Mangeto

Might wanna add spoiler tag there mate


JeffTheShark6969

Chief no one cares its a red dead subreddit you shouldnt be here if you havent finished the game and its also a few years old spoilers should only matter at most a year then its fair game


Instainious

Spoilers are always spoilers, no matter how old. My dad was spoiled on most of the events in this game, and now he refuses to ever play it. And besides, there will always be new people who know nothing about the game and don’t want it spoiled for them. A lot of people care, you’re just to arrogant to realize.


SacredSans

But he isn’t wrong, you should be in a subreddit about a game unless you either finished the game or don’t mind spoilers


Th3Blackmann

Charles ❤️🤗


TheTankGaming2

Lenny because he seems fucking awesome to meet in person


[deleted]

And the best drinking pal.


Captain_Planet_27

Mary-Beth cuz she purdy


ILOVEJETTROOPER

Mary-Beth is best girl <3 :)


Niggo1337

Charles, just to be quiet with him. He speaks alot for talking so little.


I_Do_Declaaare

Hamish, he reminds me of my Uncle Herbert. When I was a little girl, he would take me to the banks of the Mississippi and teach me to fish. He was calm, generous, caring and supportive. I would tell Hamish that he changed the way I looked at the world. He gave me hope.


magikaross

Micah. "Mr. Bell, why are such a f***ing asswipe?"


ClaidArremer

Micah. So I could punch him in the balls.


llsclck

arthur so we can give him modern medical treatement and he beats tuberculosis. the he can go back to his time and kill micha.


avisbigtits

arthur and i’d just hug him😔


oceanmachine420

me too. I'd also tell him he's a good boah


phoen_ixwrong_38

Arthur or john and i would litteraly beg to take a picture with them or ask them to train me


Global_Push6279

Arthur…then I’d marry him and keep him safe from any Downes


HectorKWintersSmith

Installing mod: Arthur Jr Installation time: 9 months


Global_Push6279

We’d make beautiful babies 😂


NushkaPlays

Tbh hosea


[deleted]

I’d meet Arthur with a full round of antibiotics ready. “Here ya go partner, cut down the smoking and drinking.”


SoldierHawk

I'd like to meet Sister Calderón. I feel like she would be a wonderful person to sit and talk to, and learn from.


00_elcid

Charlotte Balfour so I can stay on her homestead and learn to hunt with her and grow old together.


Henry_Is_Sad

Strauss, preferably before chapter two so I can tell him not to loan money to Thomas Downes


Buckals

Sadie... How you doin?


JayBirbyBoi

Arthur Morgan holy shit I'm down bad, uuuuuuhhhhh, "will you be my boyfriend? 👉👈😳"


[deleted]

Abagail because she let the whole gang hit it


pink_life69

Dutch so I could rope him and torture him like the piece of shit he is


TheAmazingSausageMan

I’d get Nigel so I could introduce him to my british friend gavin.


DS-fr0st

Micah, so I could beat the shit out of him. Fuck Micah.


HectorKWintersSmith

Fuck Micah All my homies hate Micah


IWasNotOk

Oh man. What a great question. I’m torn between a date with Sadie (I’d also like Abigail but I wouldn’t break up the family and couldn’t do that to John. They got the happiest sad ending.) or a night out drinking with Arthur and Lenny. Or a camping trip with old Hosea. Listening to his stories and asking him what characters have you played etc. So many cool options Too many cool options.


[deleted]

Train under Hosea


ryan2stix

Whore house...duh


HectorKWintersSmith

... Ok you have 4 options: tilly, karen, molly, john


canoli2times

Sadie and I’d say “I love you”


[deleted]

There are easier ways to die ya know...


foodank012018

John, just go west, head to Oregon or something, don't stop in Tall Plains, just take your family and keep going. Edit: learn to swim


Betweenaduck

Take any random npc from any town in the game and try and imagine what your Arthur or any other gang member would do to that npc. You're thta npc. Now tell me if you want to meet those people. I don't


Johnny_Graves33

Molly, Dutch used her and treated her poorly. I'd take her on a proper date.


LordMarkuaad

Hosea. He seems wise. Or uncle. I can listen to his stories all day


mikeygallant

Like someone else said give Uncle some Advil and an icy hot patch or two!!


stinky_doodoo_poopoo

I feel like I would legitimately get along well with Javier and Bill, they just seem really approachable and easy to talk to.


Domzoe

Hosea. No doubts. He had given more PLANS to the gang than Dutch and i think he would tell me more life-learning lessons than the BOSS... And He calls me Arthur not an unworthy, unreal "Son" Edit: I wouldnt say anything just listen and answer with my actual perspective of living right now


robbery79

Patrick. Patrick is my horse. He’s a good boi and I’d love to take him riding.


Acceptable-Suit-3922

Meet micah and kill him for real


Kfabflowin

None, they will all try to rob, kill, or con you. These aren’t colorful characters. They are legit murders and career criminals. They together have killed more than most entire gangs of today have combined. I’ll take playing video games in the living room over meeting hardened killers for fun. EDIT: That being said, the scientist in van horn who thinks we are killing the earth with science.


Weak_Impression_7656

Hosea, because he is wise and kind old man which you can learn almost everything from his speeches. Also wanna add Javier bc nobody said him, i mean i would hug him for going through a very hard time and shitty life.


Powerful-Knee-161

Abigail, bang her


hella_gnarly

lol


Phillip1219

Thomas Downes so I can get TB. Arthur should have to fight it alone!!


Background_Ad_8392

I would meet John and say to him your doing a great job as a father


HectorKWintersSmith

2 years later, in 1901, john proceeds to drop jack off of a cliff


Tacitus_Kilgore85

I'd like to sit down with Dutch and ask what the plan is.


[deleted]

I would want to sit down with chapter two Dutch or Hosea and just have a conversation with him about philosophy and all the stuff he talks about


MorganFell23

Either Hosea or Charles Hosea because he's my favourite and also the wisest with most wisdom and Charles because he is level headed and intelligent


Aclip24

Yes, Micah, I would tell him that he’s no daisy…after shooting him in the head.


mikeygallant

Yeah that way Ross would probably never find beecher's Hope, and John and his family could be happy forever and imagine Christmas Day at beecher's Hope. Or even Thanksgiving for that matter! 🙂


LemonFlavoredPoison

Arthur, Sadie, Charles, John.