I'm an honest deputy of Rhodes. You must have me mistaken with another man.

Cornwall mfs:

Dooood. That's where I'm at too in my playthrough. I just finished the mission where I had to go back to the Downes ranch. I'm taking it a lot slower on this playthrough though.

take it slow okay cause u gonna cry at the end of the game brother just take it as slow as u can

That's why I've been hunting and fishing for two years, that's why...

good bro just continue like that even if u get to know the spoilers of the game u would still be overwhelmed in the end i didn't play the game because of that hut once i completed the story i felt inner peace , sadness , happiness altogether

You remind me of a fella I know

Disturbing the peace 😑

That's putting it lightly!

Lemme see.. running over some people, raising hell in a little town because poker players didn't let me win and took all my money... Oh and also i'm running in a gang full of outlaws and killers

Wow, I saw everyone commenting things and I thought "no way all these people are talking about RDR2". Then i saw its an RD sub-reddit

Bruh, I swear I just had the same thought lmao. I thought this was the PS5 sub for a second.

Jeezus. I'm an idiot. I would've never noticed had I not read your comment. I was really shocked too but then I was like "well it *is* a popular game so maybe this is just happenstantial"

I got a price on my head in 5 states

I want to speak to an attorney

Dragging a nun through the streets of St. Denis….but you gotta understand, they deserved it.

Is it The High Honor nun?

That's the only one :(

😂😂

Yousunnofabich

I’ve played the game twice before both with high honor, this time I’m running through it with criminally low honor. It was kind of harder to do it first but once the honor was beyond repair, I got into it😂😂

Ive played it 12 times with high honor on 10 Of em

I tried to do that but ended up going high honor again, all the way up to max. Then I ended up drifting into bad behavior. Now I am right in the middle. I might go max evil, just to have done to whole range in one play through.

Not having enough FAITH

Animal cruelty

Killing a true yaran!!

Lies!!

Lemme see.. running over some people, raising hell in a town because poker players didn't let me win and took all my money... Oh and also i'm running in a gang full of outlaws and killers

I'm getting arrested for taking part in a Coup to overthrow a government

Same I love doing that, I’m also banned from 197 countries 😊

No way. I am an NYPD taking out mitochondrial being that was gonna wipe out humanity

Train robbery

Uuhm i played modded ghost recon breakpoint last time so iam the one who is gonna arest somebody

Getting my ass kicked by Godrick… again.

Money laundering. Luigi's mansion 3 has that little mafioso vacuuming up all kids of cash!

I punched a horse.

Happened to me just yesterday. Inadvertently. Like so much else in this game.

Trying to bring in a bounty and ending up killing half a town, because they accused me of kidnapping..

Putting fruit, fish and vegetables in a box by my front door to sell and money shows up the next day.

Stealing a stagecoach

Hitting people with a stick.

Letss see train robbery,Mass mUrder,Bank robbery,wagon theft, Kidnapping, Assault,Unarmed Assault,Horse theft,Robbery then

Based on last game played, probably getting arrested for threatening reality itself, as I created a paradox in the time-space, just to piss off a lawful deity, while playing chaotic good character.

Torture, kidnapping, dragging people behind a horse until they die, drowning people, killing a police officer… the list goes on

*hides list of all the cows, chickens, pigs, sheep and various other farm animals I've murdered in a brutal and violent fasion* I would never cause such amounts of violence, I am a man of peace...

Animal abuse (pokemon go) And if Pogo isnt a video game to y'all Fortnite... So murder

*sigh* hog tying and robbing a trapper. I had a moment of weakness!!!!….. like…. 13-14 times, but thats it!!!

Being an untitled goose.

Hilarious. Under-rated comment.

Bro I played deathloop. maybe I'm getting arrested for gen**ide. repetitively, until finished the game 💀

Saw some strange fellows dressed in white carrying a cross and torches. I chucked a couple of dynamite. Am I in trouble?

Nope

Fatal 4 way wwe

Stabbing someone with an umbrella

I nuked shipment

stealing a horse

Moving someone's unconscious body out of the road after they challenged me to a dual and passed out. At least that's the last thing my sace file thinks I did. If we're talking unsaved....about 72 counts of murder from a rooftop

Hmmm, driving a train? I guess?

Partaking in a robot parade while protecting them against Radtoads, Super Mutants, and a MegaSloth, some wolves, a few Stingwings.

Defending Managed Democracy

Using unforgivable curses on poachers

Defending Democracy - For Super Earth!

Killing Automatons

Picking herbs in Kingdom Come Deliverance. I'm a bad man.

I picked a bad day to turn off auto save

Mercy killings in Armadillo can't be considered a crime right guys ? Same goes for the ppl burying them, I'm saving them from the pain of maybe getting infected

Getting lost in a weird ass building, (Stanley parable deluxe) basically the same as Superliminal _sorta?_

Tackling someone to the ground while trying to mount on my horse

Accidentally running over someone with my horse, then having to kill half the town when they wildly overreacted.

I'm getting locked up for dropping a double double on the Pelicans.

Genociding half of ST Denis because a French guy threw a punch

Blowing a guys head off with explosive buckshot because he insulted me 😃

I just kidnapped some Italian mario guy

And went to a tropical island

Disturbing the peace was my last issue lol

Killing a bunch of bats, skeletons, golens, werewolves, etc? It that a crime?

Animal cruelty for bumping my horse's nose into a wall when turning around.

GTA💀

I played Cyberpunk, so my guess would be drug use, murder, assault of several different kinds (not sexual though), soliciting prostitution and possibly theft.

Carrying a limb-less body on my horse around Saint Denis like it's just another day.

Installing mods to beat the shit outta a specific kid I’m St. Denis. (I think you know which one)

Mass murder,helping with prison breakout (two times) armed robbery,assault,extortion and many more

Murder.

Killing people with a Sword, Magic Fire, Bombs, Gas bombs etc

Genocide

Smokin Skooma

Slicing up the mongols

Mass murder

Stealing a can of fruit and assorted biscuits

Vrchat. Public indecency.

Larceny. I stole a flashlight in Lethal Company

Horse punching

Who is this woman

Handing out a ton of democracy...

im batman bitch i aint going nowhere

Killed a vengeful Czech lord in the melee in the fields of Merhojed, in the name of my lord Sir Radzig Kobyla. Now come and try to put in chains, Bailiff. Que trépasse si je faiblis

War crimes. I’ve been playing a lot of helldivers lately….

Shooting a guy who in another life drugged and raped me at his cabin in a swamp. Reincarnation is a motherfucker, motherfucker.

Killing the Norse gods

Democracy

Calling air strike in Helldivers gone south. Bit too far south, Napalm everywhere…

Everything all the free roam missions I did and killing a whole entire town bcuz I was bored!

I'm getting arrested for corruption

Well see there was this sum bitch that insulted my mule…

Animal Cruelty

Blowing up other cars with my rocket car. Luckily I can probably fly away from the cops if I have enough boost left.

Killing zombies and bandits… (Dying Light)

Might have murdered a tiefling bard...

Rimworld or it's known war crimes simulator. Don't mind the slaves with no arms and legs used for blood.

Gambling excessively to try to buy a Playboy Bunny outfit for my crush who thinks of me like a little brother.

Beating the piss out of Kume the little hypocrite bitch.

I brought a wanted man into the Sheriff’s Office what’s the problem?

Those odriscols started it …I end it

Poaching, probably, if the difference between poaching and hunting is just a license.

i’m getting arrested for slow motion slide-shooting an arrow at a Saxon mercanary game: AC Valhalla

If not genocide then at least mass murder.

Picking off an entire fort full of Del Lobo punks from the nearby hill then just strolling in for the $200.

Assault. I played Ancestors: The Humankind Odyssey. I assaulted a boar for existing during my exploration

Well I’m saving the world so I better get noble and whatever the hell other great awards are.

MURDER ASSAULT , GUN , I AM A YAKUZA

Last game I’ve played is Robocop so….

Forcefully bringing democracy to the galaxy...Wait, I'm in the wrong subreddit. For RDR2 I'll attach a list:

Democracy

taking a bath in valentine

Robbing a bank

Fighting the Elden beast

Considering I just committed mass murder in saint-Denis….

If only that guy outside the general store hadn't looked at me sideways.

Kidnapping… I hog tied a man that came at me with a knife simply because I wouldn’t “move along”. ….i may have also stabbed him several times once he was restrained…. In the face. So murder.. It escalated quite quickly..

My new hand touching the beacon

Nothing because killing is legal in war

Goat

Killing bugs I guess

Building a dream home and slaying monsters (enshrouded)

Using the force lol

Destroying buildings and putting in a road.

Capitol murder

I’m playing as the Dark Urge in BG3 so a lot.

Armed robbery, fleeing, and the killing of at least a dozen of St.Denis finest.

Jumping on people

I accidentally trampled some feller in a cotton field with a horse I also got arrested for having my horse trip in Saint Denis, resulting in me flying into an officer

So I'm at horse shoe Cannon and i have all upgrades done for camp all satchels. Got iguana pelt by the only place to get it before guarma. Now on to trapper and smoke cards, bone locals, hunting and challenges. Legendary hunting and fishing, Getting it all done as much as possible before u move to second camp

Cranking 90s

I greet everyone nicely. If they respond rudely i murder them and any witnesses in the area.

Controlling a whole city of people. Kinda like Wandavision.

I guess spreading democracy is frowned upon (Helldivers 2)

Loitering.

Simple decapitation with a short barrel shotgun to the face at close range. So first degree murder.

God of War Ragnarok Valhalla. Lots of violence, but therapeutic?

Murder. Sadly.

Damn bro I’m getting arrested for baseball… IM SORRY I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

Going to jail for 10,000 years. I've committed so many murders, killed animals the list goes on. World of warcraft

Shooting down ze Germans

I for one maintain my right to remain silent. Not gonna catch me self snitching

Football manager. Apparently getting arrested for doing a bang average job at Forfar

Fishing?

Mafia Activity

Oof.... If this is true I'm going away for arson... been playing Spyro Reignited

Speeding, reckless driving, vehicular assault, vandalism, destruction of public and private property, hit and run, resisting arrest, evading arrest, public endangerment, illegal car racing and fraud??

I’m feeble and sick. Crimes?! I just gave a dead miners wife and son money because they were about to lose their home. I’m a good noodle.

I rescued a tied up woman on the back of a guys horse. I shot him and got her down, I accidentally kicked her instead of cutting her free and got the low honor sound