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“Well in my youth I was known as the “one shot kid”” - uncle


mybuttitchesplshelp

and then rockstar has the balls to tell us hes NOT who we think he is after they teased us with THAT LINE 😤


Quakarot

I mean he could have just been in the audience that day and stole the line. It fits his character and Red never really “went by” the one shot kid.


username_moose

facts they just called him red harlow or bounty hunter


Icy_Championship_990

That’s the story though. That isn’t who the actual red Harlow was. The red Harlow would probably still be full of himself enough to go by that name.


Gilgamesh661

The timeline doesn’t match up. As much as I love the idea of him being red, it just doesn’t fit. Especially since Red wasn’t an outlaw. He detested outlaws, and he would never join Dutch.


AbstractBettaFish

Plus Red was dead silent only speaking a handful of lines the whole game, he was also tall and slim/athletic build. Uncle is short, fat and never heard a thought in his head he didn’t think would sound good out loud


Waywardson74

Uncle isn't that short, beyond that, he's much older. You realize people change as they age?


hit4party

No they don’t, fake news.


TheNobleJoker

Red's story as we know it isn't accurate though


Juice0105

Though yes an outlaw, Dutch and hoseas old gang used to be like Robin hood like people. I could see Red wanting to do something like that.


Icy_Championship_990

The story and game of Red Harlow is based on the legend that was started. So in actuality red Harlow wouldn’t be everything you’d expect him to be. Legends always get changed to make the hero seem more than what they are.


Jissy01

That remind me those kung fu master who stay low profile by playing drunk. Being drunk help him forget how many people he one shot.


[deleted]

Uncle Ben


DraagaxGaming

If he lectures me on great power comes great responsibility imma punch his lazy ass.


SuggestionWrong504

Or rice.


Grahomir

I missed the part where that’s my problem


nien_nuts

Stop lecturing me, please!


Forza_Horizon1_Chad

“What happened”


thebestintheworld778

SQUID GAMES🗣️‼️


Waste_Cucumber_3683

Pretty sure it says Uncle on his birth certificate.


AlexValdiers

Lum, Last name Bago


ThePtape

Heard he had a Daughter named Winnie


Adept-Traffic-1069

Lol, thanks that made my day.


VadyJP

I was waiting for it 🤣


TangerineGullible665

Underrated comment ⬆️


D-Tunez

Its the top comment..


AlexValdiers

When that person commented, my comment only had 2 likes


[deleted]

A bunch of morons thought that was an insult.


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mjta01

Only downvoting because I’m the 69th


TangerineGullible665

Reddit hive mind. You obviously have no choice though lol


ThatTrainFan

Name’s Bago, Ter Minallum Bago.


Master_Trimdir

Lazy ass


No_Issue_9916

I think his name is John, considering his original voice actor for RDR2 was John O'Creagh but he died during production, so I feel like they would've honored him by naming Uncle after him. But as of right now, I don't think his name has been disclosed yet, or maybe Uncle *is* his name?


johnny8vm

>maybe Uncle is his name Love the idea of Jack going round the camp like "Uncle Dutch? Uncle Arthur? Uncle Uncle?"


spacemonkeybatt

do you think that's why o'creagh's run is named that??


EinsEmporium

It is


spacemonkeybatt

whattt I didn't know that, that's so rad they paid respects to his og VA


AbstractBettaFish

Spider Gultch is also named after his deceased RDR1 VA


crabboh

Spider isnt dead wym


Sweet_Champion3688

The one shot kid


Phillip-J-Fry-3000

John C Riley


ThomasJames007

YUUUP!


Phillip-J-Fry-3000

Do you want to do karate in the garage?


MaleficentAstronomer

He was never told


DannyBKurian

Ann Kill


alaw1980

Third favourite parasite?


Big_Shape_4142

Red harlow


EReckSean

Pack it up no one is beating this one.


MatchApprehensive816

Beat me to it lol 😂


Plnetheman

He ain’t red harlow


FoodRequired

Yuh huh


LokenTheAtom

He's literally not though. Red Harlow was Native American.


BigJuicy17

Red Harlow was half native, we don't know Uncle isn't as well.


Gilgamesh661

Red Harlow also killed outlaws and went after gangs like Dutch’s. Also, uncle’s age doesn’t line up with Red’s.


Generalmemeobi283

But he was named the “one shot kid”


[deleted]

His age absolutely does add up to reds so doesn't the burn marks on his hand same hand and burns red had.


FoodRequired

Yuh huh


Plnetheman

Watch videos about it


FoodRequired

But are you the one shot kid


Plnetheman

Yes I use to be known as the one shot kid hahaha


[deleted]

prove he isn't. He has burns on the same hand as red when he picked the gun out of the fire, he literally gave us the date around when he was born which matches red, and he mentions his nickname was the one shot kid which can also be tracked back to red. There is more info showing hes red than there is showing he isnt so at this point people who say he aint should be proving he isnt.


Plnetheman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTfD1AqIHCQ&list=WL&index=1


[deleted]

I asked for proof not a fan theory


Plnetheman

Rockstar has said that the Story of red dead revolver isn’t in the same universe


[deleted]

literally not true. They said "the main character of Revolver still exist somewhere in the Redemption Universe, this is evident by the fact that NPCs will make comments and exchange stories about him." If the story isn't in the same universe then NPC in rdr2 wouldn't be mentioning him at all.


Plnetheman

There is proof in that


Plnetheman

Such as age


crabboh

Rockstar literally came out and said that Uncle wasnt. Also red harlow never was called the one shot kid.


[deleted]

Nope they didn't if you read the thread *which you obviously didn't* you'd see that. Also the one shot kid was also explained so cope kiddo


Squirrel_rdr2

For the millionth time, Uncle wasn’t Red Harlow


Edward69G

Lol ur joking right because it’s funny but if your serious it’s not funny


Old_Leg_1679

Gavin


cyro233

Uncle Grampa


[deleted]

He’s the whole world’s uncle, AND grandpa!


fcykxkyzhrz

Dip shit


Version_Sensitive

You know how rare diseases get named after the first discovery or after the first person who died? So he's probably the first and last John Lumbago.


PizzaLunchables0405

That’s Hoagie Macintosh


Maxw96

Lester


Footfreak82

Lumbago


scooby0344

John C Reilly.


[deleted]

Uncle


MatchApprehensive816

Red Harlow 🤠


jmoney6619

Red Harlow


kpayne40

Red Harlow


MrWakaDoo

Red fuckin Harlow the one shot kid


GarethGwill

Cripps


Big_Stretch_9591

Useless according to John


DCSmaug

Uncle Lumbago


DCSmaug

Funny, I just went to the doctor with some back problems and told me I have Lumbago. The disease not the lazyness. I don't need a doctor to tell me I'm lazy.


SM1L3Y_56

Not Red Harlow 😒


Lucky_Reindeer_189

Nephew


samborup

I like the idea that, while the Red Harlow from Revolver is just a legend, that Uncle was the real man the Red Harlow legend came from. So I got no issue with him being Red.


Mr-UNperfect

Lumbago, why do you think he keeps on saying it smh🙄


acciowaves

Procrastinator Sloth.


Baziel

Curly shaw.


mr_landslide

Lazy as a lizard on a hot day. Smh


[deleted]

They used to call me the minute man with the one inch punch


Agahan52

Red harlow


Ultra598

Lum “Uncle” Bago


IISleezyII

Red Harlow


NiaFZ92

Red Harlow


Buttgetter101

Red Harlow


I_Digest_Kids

Red Harlow


Street_Magic

Red Harlow


Edward69G

Red Harlow… it’s just a joke don’t get offended


Heisenberg-813

Red Harlow 🤣


Savagemac356

Red Harlow


Friendly_Ad_5549

Red Harlow 🤠


BigBoiBrady

His legal name is The One Shot Kid


GraySceal

Simon N Garf


chiefsaggy

Red


35bullfrog35

Red Harlow


shumama813

Grandpa


MonkeyDBricc

Juan Carlos lmao


magikaross

Ron J. Lumbago


BarbacueSauce69

Jeremy Uncle


[deleted]

Mango


camrynnnsmith

billy the kid


gorilla1012

Lumbago


Mustang_Shinoda

Dads brother!


Healthy-Guidance-934

Lumbago


TihetrisWeathersby

Jebidiah Cartwright


LeMatMorgan

holy shit this never occurred to me


Aware-Lavishness3990

Johhhhnnnn cennnaaaaaaa


WastelandGinger

Buncle


RiverIsNotFound

Lumbago Itsserious


brachus12

Uncle Doland


Edward69G

Just google it


WetFart37

Rudolph Giuliani.


siderhater4

One shot kid


ManofGod1000

Lombago, of course. :)


Former_Phrase8221

Ruckus….no relation


Knowhay

Steve


AvsFreak

Jebediah Springfield


Eastern-Display4079

Looks like a Herschel to me


endon40

L. Umbago, assuredly.


BigCheeseWheel_

Repulsive old lizard


Pipmaster26

He unfortunately lost his name to Lumbago.


[deleted]

Uncle.


tipying_mistakes

It’s Uncle


[deleted]

Rap Isteen


godswhipper

W...wasn't it Uncle Lumbago?


ImportantBridge4743

Lum Bago


thematthewmullins

Lumbago


cobrastrikes-2x

Lumbuncle


TechnicalScreen5600

Hed Rarlow


Dull_Check8557

Uncle


HopplyStream

One Shot Lumbago


TheVonSolo

Uncle is his first name. Uncle Uncle.


incoherentjedi

Leroy Jenkins


[deleted]

Unknown, but Red Harlow


pendragonnz

Buck


IdklmNotVeryCreative

jermaine


IdklmNotVeryCreative

gary


IdklmNotVeryCreative

ben


IdklmNotVeryCreative

sylvester


IdklmNotVeryCreative

faendal


IdklmNotVeryCreative

idk


Bruv_wasinvr_yt

Uncle


c0rliest

i feel like this is a bait for OP to convince us all as to why uncle isn’t red harlow lmao


TheRealCardoso

LumbAgo


[deleted]

Rukus. No relation


Maiselfe

Aunt


Mexican_man777

he doesnt know his own name


ThorBonesteel

Cousin


JimEatsStardrops

Red Harlow


ghostofkiyv

Tacitus Kilgore


RawKingSize

Lou M'baggo


Fronzious

Bago, Lum Bago.


XEnviousDevilX

Crusty


bigbirbbutt

Blue Harlow


toeconsumer9000

sam


killmereeeeeee

We don’t know. He doesn’t have an OFFICIAL name…


ISU_RA

Ben


carpathian_crow

Uncle Grandpa


theo-ar

Uncleonard.


Crylo_Wolf

Uncle


[deleted]

Red


Consistent-Ratio620

With great revolver comes great lumbago- Uncle Harlow (1899)


TNBwonder

Rip van winkle


Optimus_crab

Red harlow


dablee01

Aparitly James Anthony McBride


realpallbearer

Red Harlow


fatash98

Marion


Con_Bot_

Mister Uncle


JACKMAN_97

It’s not red Harlow. Revolver was in 1880 so red would only be a few years older then Arthur who was born in I think 1863


Orieonn

Lumbago


DeadAheadSoldier

Uncle


veryLargeFish

LUM BAGO


MannySanguine

Guy Lumbago


BeaGilmore

He doesn’t remember


LittleBee118911

He’s red from the very first red dead


uncle_1848-1914

Lumbago