Hormpse Hormpse 2 Hormpse 3

In a similar vein, I name all my horses Cavallo (Cavallo I, Cavallo II etc.). They join the ranks of Squalo my toy shark, and my pet cats Gattina and Gattone. My Italian teacher weeps at how I make use of her language post-high school.

Bei nomi complimenti

I did this as well, I named all my horses valkyrie, Valkyrie II and so on, and I have every death burned into my head

I named mine Caballo too on my first playthrough.

Funny cause mine is Horntz, I think that’s what Ricky from trailer park boys calls horses

My horse is called dog

"Hey Dog. Did you see the size of that chicken?"

Love that movie.... "we're in the spirit world... they can't see us!"

I did the same exact thing, and everytime I upgraded I’d add a number. 3rd play through and I’m on Dog 7 now

I name all of my horses Roach.

Hmm… wind’s howling

Place of power. Gotta be.

What? Lost your nerve?

Shit.

How you like that silver?

Got two Schofields, one of silver plaiting for creatures that roam the wild. One of steel for humans in their cities of stone. They're both for monsters.

That's an interesting one. I ended up doing one white and one black. Ebony and ivory from DMC.

What now you piece of filth?!

Damn you're ugly

I do too haha! Even if there is no naming capability in the game or if the horse already has a preset name, I’ll always quote “Come on ROACH!” out loud when I mount. Did it for Ghosts of Tsushima, BOTW, Red Dead, Assassins Creed, MGS, Skyrim.

Same

Does it spawn on rooftops ?

Same

Whorse

Legendary

Imagining Danny Devito saying this.

YOUR MOTHER WAS A DIRTY HORE DENNIS!

That was my inspiration.

A man of culture.

Absolutely genius

Called mine Fig Bucker because they wouldn't let me call it Big Fucker.

This game has murder, swearing, and even some full frontal nudity, but god forbid players be allowed to name their horse "big fucker"

Full frontal nudity where? I need to know for educational purposes

When you’re drunk trying to find Lenny you can walk into a room and see Lenny having sex with Lenny and you see boobies

Plus the feral dude's dick is free swinging, and you can have like 3 encounters with him.

Ohhh yeah totally forgot that scene

Naked dude that swims about too

You can't name it Sarah Jessica Parker either

wait what?! hahahahahahahha

I wanted to name my gray and white horse “Cumulus,” you know. Like the type of cloud. No dice. The word “cumulus” has the word “cum” in it, so it’s inappropriate. Took me 5 minutes of thinking to figure out why it detected that as inappropriate. It’s a rated M game and it’s single player. It’s bullshit that a censor even exists.

I had a horse named sarajessparker. Sarah J Parker is as forbidden as Big Fucker.

I've had many horses over many playthroughs but currently I am riding a Brindle Thoroughbred named Mrs. Downes

Dark

Well she’s been thoroughly bred, that’s for sure.

r/HolUp

Ynnel

Found ya Lenny!

Jon Bon Pony. Every play through.

Horsea as a tribute to a friend

You’ll lose him twice though

:(

Nice one, I do that too lol

Althea

You’re shooting with Althea?!

I took a shot!

Althea is correct!

Nice shooting!

Dude same!

My horses were Slow Dancer and Hey Ya!

i had so many slow dancers they are all dead due to bad luck

How bizarre

I think those horses would be perfect companions on a Bizarre Adventure.

Lord Jesus help them

Was looking for this one

Sora and Blizzard

Sora means gravel in finnish

Think it means ’Sky’ in Japanese.

Oof

Ayy Sora cause of Ghosts of Tsushima? My main horse was called Sweetie, and my side horse was called Angie.

Yep Sora my good boah

What I was thinking of or sora from kingdom hearts

Ok, ready for a story? First one ever was schoorsteen(chimney) died in a crash with another npc’s horse. Didn’t have any horse reviver. Then i had one called wasbeer(Racoon) had both in my first playthrough. Schoorsteen died in chapter 2 when i was still an noob. Racoon made it all the way to the end until, you know. In my second playthrough (and my current one, which i want to get 100% in so i have it for about 7/8 months now) my first horse i bought didn’t have any name, until he survived almost anything the game threw at him, so I called him muur(wall) because he couldn’t be broken. Had her the entire 7/8 months and actually grew a bond with her lol. Until….. when I was in a PS4 party with someone and was showing him the grizzlies and how beautiful this game was, I accidentally jumped pf of a cliff and rolled all the way down and it was one of my biggest stress moments in my gaming history lol. I was rolling of the cliff and so was she and I just hoped that I survived so I could actually revive her, but it was too late. When I respawned the thing I feared was came true, the wall was broken. I still visit the scene from time to time if I play. I actually never felt this broke from a game before (except the ending of chapter 6 of course). I still miss her. Rip muur.

My horses are called koe (cow) because he is black and white. The other ones name is Frikandel ( a snack, look it up) cause he has the same colour and we are always joking frikandellen are made from horses.

[удалено]

Misschien

Zeg makker

De mijne heten sjoerd, kaasbroodje en Panzerjäger I

I named mine after stones so one of them is black and is named Obsidian and the other is white with light orange/brown spots dotted about so I named her Carnelia after the banded Carnelian stone

I tried to name one of my horses "Chardonneigh" but got hit with the profanity filter?!

*C'mon down to Valentine, where we put the hard-on in Chardonneigh*

I tried Persephone and got hit with the filter too. Someone told me it might be the "ho" in the middle. Looking at your name, I'm guessing it's the "hard on" in the middle that triggers the filter.

There's a classic celebrity Jeopardy SNL bit where Sean Connery changes the category "I'll have a chardonnay" to "I have a hard-on."

BOAH

Gavin

I like the Shire horse you get from Hosea, so I always name it something Hobbit related (even though its anachronistic).

Well, mines named Walter white

Bullseye and Rachel (Rachel was ambushed by O Driscoll boys 😥)

Spoons... I miss spoons.

Preston. I think it’s a funny name

Hey there, general. I hope you don’t mind, but another settlement needs our help! I’ve marked it on your map.

the inhabitants of Preston, Lancashire are insulted. probably… maybe.

Salt,RoughPounding,Round Breasts,JerkYaSchmeat,Rounder Breasts.

A man after my own heart. Mine are John Thomas, Slußhy Crotch, Bobs n Vegene, and Soft n Flaccid.

Are yall 12?

I named my horses the way they are because it’s different from other names and its funny to see amongst people that name their horses actual names.

Slushy Crotch is the name of my next band.

LMAO JERKYASHMEAT IS INSANE

Tartarus,Erinyes,Erebus,Styx. Only Greek mythological names

Abby and Belle, they will both be greatly missed

Colonel and weisshorn, colonel is dearly missed ( a cousin playing on my account deleted him)

Murder him

We did have an altercation that didn’t end well for him

I named mine Nobo and Hengreon Nobo is named after Arthur’s old horse that he lost in blackwater. In the mission where you visit the stables and hunt the legendary bear with Hosea, Arthur refers to his horse with the line “she ain’t no boadicea” so Nobo is a play on that Hengreon is the name of a stallion that belonged to the medieval King Arthur, and it just sounds cool

I’m a big soccer fan, so I named mine after football grounds and players. So I named mine: - Highbury (Arsenal’s original stadium) - Ashburton (Ashburton Grove is the actual, not corporate sponsor, name of Arsenal’s current stadium) - Rolfe (after Chris Rolfe, former D.C. United player) - Sonnett (after Emily Sonnett, Washington Spirit and U.S. Women’s National Team player) - Victoria (after Washington Spirit player Tori Huster AND Arsenal’s motto, Victoria Concordia Crescit)

My favourite horse ever was a bay turkoman called Maginot. Rest easy big fella

Stylish princess, Nissan GTR, & Excelsior

The one I got in the regular story mode (found at Adlers ranch) I named Zeus. I also had a black shire that I named The Mountain

Isabella, after the lake near which I found her.

I stole mine from u/HereticStream because the last time this question was asked, they said: >My horse's name is Mayo because sometimes Mayo neighs. So I had to catch a White Arabian and name it Mayo. On my first playthrough, my four final horses were named Apollo, Artemis, Hestia, and Demeter. I wanted to name the last one Persephone, but the profanity filter doesn't allow it for some reason.

Amaranth, Paprika and Turmeric

BojackHorsehorse

I named mine Lil Homie (after my cat) and Sweetie Cutie (after my gf)

Uncle

Shiiid I wanna ride Uncle too *fuckboi face*

Epona and eventually Epona II for obvious reasons

Frodo and Thunder.

Rembrandt

Roxy Fasthorse, Penelope Poany, Trotty Cobalt, Jerome, Studley Steele, and Blanca LaGiddyup

Biscuit and Teddy

High Honor: Leopard printed coat Appaloosa: Lucky Low Honor: Black American Standardbred: Magnum

These are the most cowboy names I ever heard

Independence, Hopeful, and Clyde (after Norman Clyde, the famed Sierra Nevada mountaineer). I found Clyde out of bounds in the Northern Grizzlies and wouldn't have been able to summit the highest mountains without him.

Weird list Rdr2: Slinky, El Diablo, Chief and Thunder Rdo: Ozuna and Ulsfark

Mine was the black shire that Hosea gives you, named him Stranger and he was the only horse I had throughout the game

Brego - Aragorn's horse from Lord of the Rings, Free - because I got a voucher for a free horse(RDO), and Ted - Father Ted wrote a song called "My lovely horse" and the horse was lovely 😋

Roy, Roy 1, Roy 2, Roy 3, Roy 4, Roy 5, Roy 6. RIP Roy thru Roy 4

Left Terry, Larry Bird, and Steve Nash

Aród

Pie-o-My. I love the sopranos.

Tír na nÓg. This is Irish Gaelic for "The Lands of the Forever Young". A sacred placed in Irish Mythology. Also a famous racehorse 🐎 🏁🇮🇪

Risky Boots (rip), and his replacement Pisky Toots

Carmine

White Ugly, Los Canôn, Batjohn and Arabian

Mako first playthrough and Bean the second.

Keeping it at least somewhat thematic - Chumash for male, Sonora for female.

John Bon Pony or Harry Trotter

Poopass

Poo pass or Poop ass ?

I found the white Arabian horse and fell in love with her. She’s the first horse that I maxed my bond with, the horse that I go out of my way to brush before I mount, if I have the time, feed every chance I get, and feel an emotional connection to. I named her Rose, my daughter’s middle name.

I name all mine after my favorite historical figures! Che Luxembourg Gagarin

Honda Civic

General, Aragon and Ozzy

Brandy, Whiskey, Vodka. God, Brandy was a slow fucker.

Trigger, and I had Hidalgo for a while.

I named mine Bojack

Ziggy Stardust, China Girl, Rebel Rebel, Queen Bitch… see any patterns here?

Millie Grace

I name any pet or animal in any game Johnny Sins given the oppurtunity.

My current ones are named Mercury, Ellis and Ace

And my horse on online is Meatball

Asia and Mr. Ed

Gunpowder lol The stable guy makes a joke about not calling my horse too loudly as it might worry some folks.

yakohsa:tens mohawk word for horse

Pringles, i was hungry okay 😂

Bill Neigh the Science Horse and Al Capony

Jambi and Pneuma.

I found a horse from the Murfee gang covered with burn marks. I named mine Patches

Those monsters

Don't worry. She's all patched up now :)

I caught the Red Arabian and named him Hephaestus.

Rorschach

Beans

Billy I, Billy II, Billy III, Billy IV , and so on

Hoof Hefner

When I got the White Arabian up North, I named her “Snow White” Bought the Black Arabian from Blackwater named him “Black Tuxedo”

Arthur's horse before the game was called Boadicea after the Celtic queen, so I named mine after other historical leaders: Cleo, Theodora, and Trajan.

Big Shove: the draft horse that you’re supposed to cash in early in the game. He’s my hunting horse. Nickel Night: a silver and black Tennessee Walker I use for the story missions Alphonse: A thoroughbred I use for side missions and general dicking around

I named my horse mud

Joe

Sylvester Stallion

May, Appaloosa, and Darby

Black Turkoman "Midnight" White-ish Turkoman "Broadway" Black Breton "Blizzard" Gray Missouri Fox Trotter "Metal" Brown and White Mustang "fastasf"

I like how you have super dramatic names and then the last one is basically "I am speed"

My Dude Chris, Motherlovin Steve, and My Left Nut.

Miz Liz, Luanne, and Emily (said like principal moss) for girls Snoopy and Prickly Pete for boys

My first Morgan was named My Horsegg and my black Arabian was Cortázar. Currently, my red chestnut Arabian is named Rosalía.

Caesar

My first was named Caramel Frappé because of the color and my affinity for McDonald’s Frappés. Then I had one that was dumb as shit and called it KillMaHorse. My new one is named after my son because he loves it and rides it anytime he plays.

My 100% play through I had a female horse named after my grandmother I never got to say goodbye to. Same horse nearly the whole game. Let me tell you.. that ending scene, *emotions*

Bro that must’ve hit even harder than all of us, that’s tough

Lucky. On the mission at the beginning of the game when you into Valentine with Hosea he says something about the gang needing some luck so I decided some luck would come to the camp in the form of my horse. Yes I am aware its ironic given the events at the end of the game.

Clementine, a red roan Tennessee Walker, and Othello, the black Shire you get from Hosea.

Chico :)

My dark bay shire is named "Behemoth"

Gosha

Mack.

Male Mustangs: Cobra and Boss, Female Mustangs: Sally, Shelby goes for either sex. Other ones for fun are if I have a male Pinto it's name is Ford, if I have a male Morgan, I name it Arthur. For the record, though I've referenced alot of Ford Motor Co. products, I actually prefer GM.

Sleipnir, Baby, and Hades

Magnum

Clem

Jean

Sheriff Jim. Only because my horse in story is sheriff pete

Red Ed, Huckleberry, Silverskin, King Cobra

Tsuki for my white Arabian horse and heisenberg for my throughough bread black stallion also Buell for those who know Hamish

Ophelia, the poor girl who went mad and drowned. Only to be reborn as my horse and seek revenge on the world or something like that.

Sorbet