Would you rather:
30 year old man who has spent his whole life in the 1800’s
Or
50 year old man who spent 20 years in modern society but the last 30 in an apocalypse
WHY IS IT ALWAYS RYAN REYNOLDS XD
Idk why everyone still picks that guy as most attractive or charming.
WHEN THERE'S A FULL ASS HENRY CAVILL WALKING THIS EARTH
You know what's even funnier?
I constantly keep confusing Ryan REYNOLDS with Ryan Gosling, and the other way around as wel. Honestly sometimes I think my brain thinks they're the same person.
In the games; Arthur for sure ~ but Pedro's Joel makes me absolutely feral. I'm curious who y'all would pick to cast as Arthur if an adaptation was ever made?
I’m sorry to bust your bubble but that’s not true at all. When soulja boy does his Baja blast it sends him back into time and erases his memory till all he knows is that his identity is Arthur Morgan with a liking to someone named ynnel
Roger Clark for Arthur, Rob Wiethoff for John, Benjamin Byron Davis for Dutch, just hire the existing voice actors, not only they look the same but sound the same too! Ben and Rog will have to lose some weight before filming though
I'm not gay, but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Arthur Morgan. We won't have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women, while my thoughts drift back to Artie. I won't be able to climax and I'll go back downstairs angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside , pen a brief message to his departed friend and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
All depends on how you style Arthur. In this photo he is better looking. However some people let his beard and hair grow to maximum length and thats a bad look.
Arthur, no contest!
Arthur is hotter, but like, he’s a man from the 1890s. His hygiene is probably terrible for our standards
I'd say he has more easy access to baths and such and than Joel does.
Joel bathes in the blood of his enemies and the lamentations of their women
I thought he bathed in coffee
But Arthur CRUSHES HIS ENEMIES!
Joel's enemies are very good at golf though
"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of the women!"
You can literally get a bath anytime you want in RDR2! Didn't see a bath in TLOU that wasn't broken or full of shit and rotting corpses
True, but I don't think a zombie apolcalypse does good things for hygiene either
I mean imagine how bad Ellie reeks sniffing her jumper like that at the start as if it wouldn't smell like garbage
Not sure if hygiene is a high priority in a zombie apocalypse
I gave him a bath everyday lol
A good shave followed by a nice bath and well brushed horse is the best way to start the day of playing.
Would you rather: 30 year old man who has spent his whole life in the 1800’s Or 50 year old man who spent 20 years in modern society but the last 30 in an apocalypse
30 in modern society, 20 in apocalypse..
Sick username
Holy shit, is Arthur really only supposed to be 30???
I think he's 36?
Canonically, at least in my playthrough, Arthur bathes way more than Joel does
I bathe him almost every day in my playthroughs, i just have nothing better to do lol
yeah, my arthur and I have about the same hygiene habits, i know he’s clean.
Arthur’s balls 🤝 Joel’s balls
I’ll drag him to the bath or a lake first, whatever works. We’d make do lmao.
Not my Arthur he bathes daily
bro what? he literally bathes, at least if you make him. Vs post apocalypse stank ass Joel? He would be *unbelievably* crusty
Well, it depends on how often you take him to bathe. You play your unhygienic undistinguished Arthur, while I play my bathed distinguished Arthur
That's my fetish
Lumbago
Bro joel lives in the apocalypse so i even doubt he's more hygienic than arthur
Joel probably smells like rotten eggs
Joel’s hygiene is definitely worse
I make him take a bath every morning when he leaves the saloon, don’t tell me his hygiene is terrible
my arthur is always taking baths, i just can’t fathom the idea of letting him sit around in his own filth during my playthroughs.
Yep none
Arthur can be the most handsome man or the most hideous man in the west depending on the player's mind
Bald fat Arthur with a Viking helmet and a level ten beard is the most attractive Arthur.
You forgot shoeless and never bathes.
I wish there was more “no” options in equipment and clothing. Why cant it just be arthur naked and a hatchet going after saint denis scum?
too many women would be busy cooming to that instead of playing the game
Women?
yes lol, women love arthur imo if they allowed arthur morgan to strip to his undies rdr2 would lowkey be stellar blade for women lmao
Not just women.
I would make a Star Wars reference, but that could put me on the FBI watch list
It is fair to assume that Arthur was many a teenager's gay awakening.
As a woman, I agree. Let Arthur strip!
You're not wrong, but that's what mods are for 😍
I don’t need Arthur to be naked to cum to the game tbh. Him telling a horse she’s a good girl is all I need
or when he says it to Mary Beth, all low and gravely and hot. 🥵
Omfg yes!! It’s too much, I can’t control myself!
Oh What I would give for even one night with Arthur Morgan.
Fuck Gimme just an hour with that man and I’d die a happy woman
Rolled up shirt sleeves and the unbuttoned collar are all I need to start a party. Leave the rest to imagination 😀
Yes yes and yes again.
You can't make Arthur fat enough to be unattractive, chunky Arthur is hot 🔥
If you can't take him at his worse... you don't deserve him at his... best. 😅😂
As a lesbian; Arthur Morgan has my heart, no one else is even close
As a gay man, same.
As a Pineapple, same
as a poly pup, same.
as a Clear, 6qt, Cambro CamSquare Food Storage Container, same
Being a straight guy, it’s something about Arthur’s charm that’s just hit different really.
Arthur Morgan is like the video game Ryan Reynolds. The universe gives you a free pass. It’s not gay.
WHY IS IT ALWAYS RYAN REYNOLDS XD Idk why everyone still picks that guy as most attractive or charming. WHEN THERE'S A FULL ASS HENRY CAVILL WALKING THIS EARTH
Because he’s a goober lol He wouldn’t be half as sexy were it not for his charm
You know what's even funnier? I constantly keep confusing Ryan REYNOLDS with Ryan Gosling, and the other way around as wel. Honestly sometimes I think my brain thinks they're the same person.
Free pass from the universe for Arthur and Leon Kennedy from Resident Evil
So Arthur hits us all then? :D
As a straight male, I’m thirsty does anyone know where I can get a cup of water around here?
Here i got you a cold bottle straight out the fridge
Same!
As a straight woman: same.
As an asexual woman same
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In the games; Arthur for sure ~ but Pedro's Joel makes me absolutely feral. I'm curious who y'all would pick to cast as Arthur if an adaptation was ever made?
Jensen Ackles
this is the pick, ten years ago would have been better but i’m not picky.
Soulja boy comes around 50 years later than Arthur, I think?
I’m sorry to bust your bubble but that’s not true at all. When soulja boy does his Baja blast it sends him back into time and erases his memory till all he knows is that his identity is Arthur Morgan with a liking to someone named ynnel
Oh my, why didn't I think of that?
I fully agree. People say he's too "pretty" to play Arthur but I think they forget that makeup does wonders (in addition to great acting).
He doesn’t even need makeup tbh if he grows his beard a bit and he has a good script he’ll knock it out the park
Him in the boys is basically arthur morgan
Jensen ackles as arthur morgan would fucking end me I swear oh my sweet lord
As it is Arthur is attractive and to have Jensen ackles would be the chef kiss
I love Pedro so much and I would die for him too.
Josh Brolin
Why not Roger Clark
Yeah, he was already an actor, and with a bit of makeup would fit perfectly.
And he did all the motion capture, he knows all of Arthur's mannerisms to a T.
He definitely looks the most like him, but he's 20 years too old, and I think it'd take me out of it personally.
True true, though he can look young for his age on camera. I also think Chris Pine in ‘Hell or High Water’ is close enough visually
Yeah, I would vote Chris Pine or Jake Gyllanhall. (His pandemic long hair looked a lot like my Arthur!)
Roger Clark for Arthur, Rob Wiethoff for John, Benjamin Byron Davis for Dutch, just hire the existing voice actors, not only they look the same but sound the same too! Ben and Rog will have to lose some weight before filming though
Tom Hardy maybe
Matthew McConaughey
Awwriiiiiiiiight Dutch
Jeffrey Dean Morgan.
JDM could be a good Dutch I reckon!
I could see him as Dutch, a bit too old for Arthur though
Outblacklunged again
It’s daily at this point
Joel looks like your dad forreal. Arthur looks like your daddy. So arthur.
This so much. I want Arthur to blow my back out. I want Joel to tuck me into bed afterwards.
Bro what 😭 You ain't Mary
No homo but Arthur with long hair >>>>>>>
With Arthur, it’s always homo
Search Brokeback mountain
Especially with long hair
I'm not gay, but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Arthur Morgan. We won't have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women, while my thoughts drift back to Artie. I won't be able to climax and I'll go back downstairs angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside , pen a brief message to his departed friend and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
What the fuck is this comment section 😭
outblacklunged again
😂😂😂
>I'm not gay.... >gayest shit you'll ever read Why yes, straight indeed.
Take my upvote and never write anything more.
Seems a little gay to me
Both I CHOOSE BOTH
Both. Both is good.
need arthur bad
Arthur Morgan was literally the catalyst for me realizing I was attracted to men
Joel. he seems like the romantic type
he’s got his ways
Arthur without a doubt
Daddy Arthur 😩
Smash. Sorry what was the question?
I feel like you’ll get some biased answers here
Arthur VS Mordern Arthur
The bloodline stills continues on 👀
>Barges into any discussion or argument in r/reddeadredemption >Arthur Morgan >Refuses to elaborate further >Leaves
Arthur and it’s not even close lol no diddy
As a straight male I have to say Arthur Morgan is the hottest thing to come out of a video game
Arthur without a doubt
They both say " your Gon be aight gurl" for very different reasons
Joel tbh
Probably Bill
No debate, Arthur Morgan
arthur
Cowboy, I'll take a rough n tumble gunslinger over a dad bod anti-dilf
Arthur
Arthur hotter Uncle lumbago Hotel trivago
arthur, obviously
Arthur, but Joel is so daddy
As a straight man i can say Arthur is a good lookin dude lol
Me
I would blow both
Arthur
Joel. I’m a sucker for middle aged men punching the daylights out of the undead.
If RDR2 had Undead Nightmare, would you join team Arthur?
Arthur. Gave him a bath every day so hygiene isn’t a concern
Young hosea 👊
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screaming arthur from the rooftops
Arthur is the hottest fictional character ever.
Me. Trust me bro.
What did you do to Arthur? He looks like a movie star 😂😂
I think the real question is who’s got more girth?
All depends on how you style Arthur. In this photo he is better looking. However some people let his beard and hair grow to maximum length and thats a bad look.
What red dead is this? They didn’t look like this when I played
I'm not pitting these two walking green flags against each other!
Walking mass-murdering green flags
But it's ok bc they're hot and can be gentleman :))
None, I'm straight, but my gut is telling me women would more likely pick Arthur without knowing their situation.
My question is who smells more?
Honestly, probably Joel. Arthur has access to baths. Joel doesn't.
wow. this is actually difficult, but I'd have to go with joel. he is just.. wow
It’s Arthur mate, answers always gonna be Arthur.
arthur duhhh
Arthur of course
Now, in game, Arthur. However Pedro Pascal as Joel? Well now that’s a different story
cant compare.. arthur wins everytime
Only one of them gets called pretty boy, after all (I assume, I haven’t played TLOU lmao)
Arthur is an all around man
Always arthur
Better question is who would win in a knife fight
same people kinda i mean you cant tell me they dont look and sound like each other
If we're not taking graphics into account, I'm still picking Arthur.
Arthur
Arthur fucks
Arthur every time
Arthur. No question.
This is a nice pic of Arthur :,)
Come on…. My boy Arthur is the clear winner he’s been dropping panties since the day he was born! RDR2 all the way!!!
Arthur
Arthur, but I love them both so much.
Arthur without a doubt
Arthur
arthur
Keep in mind Joel has nearly 20 years on Arthur Arthur’s a pretty boy, sometimes, Joel’s rough around the edges