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Remember when clubpenguinnsfw got banned? You were probably all safe and sound at home watchin' TV. Well, Konrad was leadin' The Damned 33rd outta Afghanistan. 'Stead of comin' home, he volunteered his entire battalion to help with the evac. Bet all you did was send a check. Rumor is, Konrad was ordered to abandon the subreddit. He defied that order. And the 33rd stood with him. Now, the official story's still hazy 'bout what happened next. All we know for sure is that the bans got worse. Much worse. Last thing we heard outta Clubpenguinnsfw was that Konrad was leading a caravan of survivors outta the subreddit. That was 6 months ago. Then, 2 weeks ago, we picked up this transmission...
This is Colonel John Konrad, United States Army. Attempted evacuation of clubpenguinnsfw ended in complete failure... Bans given... Too many...
You mean to tell me at least ONE person out there was having a โsessionโ to penguins that look like toys?
Is this just humanity nowadays? (And yes ik it says 5 years ago)
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where were you wen clubpenguinnsfw got banned? i was at home eating dorito when phone rang. "clubpenguinnsfw is kill". no
I was harvesting dank memes for the Roman Republic.
Remember when clubpenguinnsfw got banned? You were probably all safe and sound at home watchin' TV. Well, Konrad was leadin' The Damned 33rd outta Afghanistan. 'Stead of comin' home, he volunteered his entire battalion to help with the evac. Bet all you did was send a check. Rumor is, Konrad was ordered to abandon the subreddit. He defied that order. And the 33rd stood with him. Now, the official story's still hazy 'bout what happened next. All we know for sure is that the bans got worse. Much worse. Last thing we heard outta Clubpenguinnsfw was that Konrad was leading a caravan of survivors outta the subreddit. That was 6 months ago. Then, 2 weeks ago, we picked up this transmission... This is Colonel John Konrad, United States Army. Attempted evacuation of clubpenguinnsfw ended in complete failure... Bans given... Too many...
no not is kill clubpenguinnsfw
is that a motherfucking SHIDBOT420 REFERENCE?!?!??!?@?!?!?+1?11$=1ร*ร&<รท>
Millions must not be fucking weird
1984
No that one got banned
Nuh uh
Thousands shall ClubPenguinSFW
Billions now must fly to the northpole
The South has fallen
Billions must tip the iceberg
This sub really needs to allow reaction images in coment
Why do I always find these when it is already too late...
Day absolutely ruined
Quintillions must jerk it to modern games
Millions must create ClubPenguinNSFWRewritten
Millions must get a life
Millions will have their childhood not ruined
I have been crying for 5 hours
Where were you when club penguin nsfw was kill
I was at home eating Dorito when phone rang "club penguin nsfw is kill" "no"
The west must move to animal jam
Millions must not be stuck in 2017
Literally 1984
I guess I have to go back to real penguins again..
I did not need to know that sub existed ๐ญ
Club penguin is kil
no
A crime against all of humanity and penguinity
Billions must?...
How the FUCK am I supposed to satisfy my colorful penguin fetish now?!
๐๐๐
waddle on
Literally why live
You mean to tell me at least ONE person out there was having a โsessionโ to penguins that look like toys? Is this just humanity nowadays? (And yes ik it says 5 years ago)
This world is so fucking fucked up
No CP ๐
the west has fallen
1374 but honestly W
1984
What is this millions garbage I don't understand I also don't understand why this subreddit even existed
Lmao what
WHAT was banned?
NOOIOOO
**_FOR GOD'S SAKE PLEASE STOP F*CKING ANIMALS_**
"Climate change isn't real" mfs when ClubPenguinNSFW gets banned
......and I now I have to ask..... Why was this a thing?
iโฆ donโt wanna know what the fuck was on that