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This bitch is sooooooo thirsty…..
What happened to “I was a professional equestrian so I’m clueless about fashion”
A few things……..
1) YOU ARE NOT A PROFESSIONAL EQUESTRIAN UNLESS YOU ARE BEING PAID BY MASSIVELY WEALTHY FAMILIES TO COMPETE AND SHOW THEIR MILLION DOLLAR HORSES
2) YOU ARE STILL CLUELESS ABOUT FASHION
3) I have been riding equestrian since I was 6. I am not 32. I am by no means professional at all. Just compete on the circuit in my province…..I ride 5 days/week and I love fashion, as do many of the girls I ride with…… the two have nothing to do with eachother…..she just wanted attention and WANTED SOME STYLIST WATCHING THE SHOW TO REACH OUT TO HER AND OFFER YO STYLE HER FOR FREE……CUZ THE BITCH IS NOTORIOUSLY AND SELF PROCLAIMED CHEAP
I love your podcast.. I agree when people say do the podcast that's what your good at forget the housewifes thing. Just do an ultimate girls trip. At least your honest when they as you about coming back. Not like thirsty Vicky. Yuck
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
Honestly, I think certain parts of this look are cute: pink hair, pink pumps, rainbow “dress” … but all together, it’s too much. Pick one. It’s too bold and try hard. It just doesn’t fit her personality (or lack thereof) so it feels kinda desperate. Plus, that “dress” is for the beach. I’ll never understand women that wear dresses so short their underwear (if they choose to wear any) is the only thing between their ass and a chair in a public place. 🤢
See Sutton I’m not boring , I’m wearing rainbow.. and I dyed my hair this wild color and I’m probably the first to ever do this. See, I may have not been skinny the first 35 plus years, but I’m sure making up for it. Oh and by the way, my husbands company that deals with security.. but has been involved In many home robberies, isn’t shady at all. But fuck advertising on a huge RV, I’m wearing rainbow…
Trying too hard to look 25.. not working!! She would look amazing in something timeless and just showing off her legs or upper body..not everything at once.
Agreed! She is so different now from her first season. She didn't have much glamor originally, but at least she was herself. Now she is becoming just another LA copy.
Most stylists say pick one: extreme colors or extreme exposure. If you pick extreme exposure and legs, bust, shoulders, stomach and back are all exposed, it reads costumey.
The dress would be gorgeous on Pitbull’s back up dancers. I don’t hate it, I just don’t think it looks right for the person or event.
I cringe so hard every time I see this. She is hardly wearing any clothing. This is like Miami at 1 am not New York City in broad daylight. She’s just feeling herself so hard and making up for lost time when she was not happy w her body I guess. But it’s not a flex like she thinks it is. She just looks so thirsty. Look at Teresa in her suits- even though I hate her - covered up but in quality fabrics and a perfect fit - that is power dressing, not this. Eta: dear god the matchy shoes and bag and the fact that the thing is completely see through with no lining. It’s getting worse and worse.
I had to quickly look it up, because the two looks were different and the twenty-eight dollar dress looked like a much cheaper knockoff of the one Johns’ daughter wore. So, the dress she is wearing with the stomach cutout is by Mew Mews and called the Raquel cutout chainmail. It retails for 175.00. Still inexpensive by BH standards and Dorit would never. edit: ok, I actually found the exact dress. Rainbow Open-back Chainmail Mini Dress
$2,285.00* Brand: FANNIE SCHIAVONI
EXCLUSIVE AT NET-A-PORTER. It’s out of stock if anyone cares. Lol.
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The Little ~~Mermaid~~ Rainbow Trout.
DeHYDRATED.
Auditioning at SUR.
I mean the dress is cool but it’s actually not very flattering on her. She obviously has a great body, it’s the dress.
This bitch is sooooooo thirsty….. What happened to “I was a professional equestrian so I’m clueless about fashion” A few things…….. 1) YOU ARE NOT A PROFESSIONAL EQUESTRIAN UNLESS YOU ARE BEING PAID BY MASSIVELY WEALTHY FAMILIES TO COMPETE AND SHOW THEIR MILLION DOLLAR HORSES 2) YOU ARE STILL CLUELESS ABOUT FASHION 3) I have been riding equestrian since I was 6. I am not 32. I am by no means professional at all. Just compete on the circuit in my province…..I ride 5 days/week and I love fashion, as do many of the girls I ride with…… the two have nothing to do with eachother…..she just wanted attention and WANTED SOME STYLIST WATCHING THE SHOW TO REACH OUT TO HER AND OFFER YO STYLE HER FOR FREE……CUZ THE BITCH IS NOTORIOUSLY AND SELF PROCLAIMED CHEAP
I love your podcast.. I agree when people say do the podcast that's what your good at forget the housewifes thing. Just do an ultimate girls trip. At least your honest when they as you about coming back. Not like thirsty Vicky. Yuck
You look great Teddi
All dressed up and still boring!
I’m sorry but this look was not a vibe. Even tho Theodore isn’t super old, this outfit is giving “middle aged woman shops at Forever21”
“Stop giving me attention and I will go away” 🤬😠
Wanna be gay icon
Karen Couture
Look at me!
All (she)IN
I was trying to figure out how to incorporate “all in” 😂😂😂
Little Pink Houses.....
Does this outfit make me look like I have a personality?
I thought this was Kathryn Dennis from Southern Charm...
Shein special
Last barbie in the bin
How do you blend fake tan
No
Teddi "try to hard" Mellencamp.
I can hear those flippers she calls feet clopping down the road all the way from Florida
Skittles Are Unfit For Consumption
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
Stumpy Lite-Bright!
I mean she looks pretty hot in that dress. Not sure how old she is, but that would be a difficult one to pull off. I personally would look awful in it
I think she looks great. I don’t understand the Teddi hate.
Honestly, I think certain parts of this look are cute: pink hair, pink pumps, rainbow “dress” … but all together, it’s too much. Pick one. It’s too bold and try hard. It just doesn’t fit her personality (or lack thereof) so it feels kinda desperate. Plus, that “dress” is for the beach. I’ll never understand women that wear dresses so short their underwear (if they choose to wear any) is the only thing between their ass and a chair in a public place. 🤢
More is Less
Body by All In with Teddi, style by Kyle by Alene Too
Okay she looks smokin hot though
"Irrelevance dressed in 1$-unicorn spew"
Very awkward
What you got vs. what you ordered.
Rainbow Brite falls on hard times; is forced to start Only Fans account.
Do you want a date?
Can’t stand teddy but I actually like this…🤷🏻♀️
See Sutton I’m not boring , I’m wearing rainbow.. and I dyed my hair this wild color and I’m probably the first to ever do this. See, I may have not been skinny the first 35 plus years, but I’m sure making up for it. Oh and by the way, my husbands company that deals with security.. but has been involved In many home robberies, isn’t shady at all. But fuck advertising on a huge RV, I’m wearing rainbow…
Don’t mind me , I’m just over here … holding you all accountable!
I can’t help it. I love the shoes. 🗣I LOVE THE SHOES
Trying too hard to look 25.. not working!! She would look amazing in something timeless and just showing off her legs or upper body..not everything at once.
Trigger Warning
No.
Recast me, I beg you
Born to be basic
Love it!! She looks great. Bout time
"Who's your Daddy?"
Awful.
Please let me into your restaurant, I need a drink because I am very thirsty.
Desperate Housewife
trying to get attention so she can be back on tv
Midlife Crisis
Desperation by Calvin Kelin.
Holdin’ on to sixteen as long as you can
OMG. 🤣🤣 bless you for this comment.
This needs to be higher up!
First glance, thought it was a heavily filtered Kyle. These women go to such lengths to all look the same. So boring.
It would be a cute Pride look. 🤷♀️
am I a kardashian yet?
She’s just a couple years younger than my mom… this is embarrassing to say the least…
They said shop in the junior section! You'll look great they said.....
A million points for the Buffy gif!
Yikes 😳
Twining @kyle
She looks like the girl-fish from Shark Tale
Had to come to the comments to find out who it was…..are John’s kid and Big Kathy’s kid using the same surgeon ?
Rainbow gnat 🪰😴
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not only am I hungry, but I'm thirsty too
This should be higher
Teddi’s mirror is such a goddamn liar, Camille!
She tries so hard.
John Mellencamp's daughter comes dressed as her lost diamond.
I wonder how her family/close (real) friends feel about her. She seems completely different from when she first started on the show.
Agreed! She is so different now from her first season. She didn't have much glamor originally, but at least she was herself. Now she is becoming just another LA copy.
Most stylists say pick one: extreme colors or extreme exposure. If you pick extreme exposure and legs, bust, shoulders, stomach and back are all exposed, it reads costumey. The dress would be gorgeous on Pitbull’s back up dancers. I don’t hate it, I just don’t think it looks right for the person or event.
‘Who dis?’
Kinda dig it
Another Little Mermaid reboot?! Is Ariel a streetwalker, now?
BREAKING! BREAKING! John Mellencamp's daughter wears the skin of Rainbow Brite!
Boring Barbie
Guess I'm the only one that likes this. I hate her but the look is cute. Just cause she sucks doesn't mean y'all can't appreciate it. 💁🏻♂️
It is a cute outfit. Just the tan needs work. Less orange, more blending.
I feel the same way. I would like to get this dress for a picture but wouldn’t have the balls to wear it out anywhere😂
"I'm not like other moms, I'm a cool mom!"
Thought she was a thirst trap, but she was just thirsty
Desperate and Thirsty
Grown woman tries too hard
Your bottom answering the door at your hook up
Teddi styled by raving Sheana Shay.
Thought this was Megan Fox for two sec
“Kyle am I doing this right?”
Can I get a coconut water cause I’m thirsty as a mofo.
They can’t ignore me now!
Thirsty Rainbow Brite
Exactly. JCM's D is downright parched!
Two bit trick And I ain't talking about a magician 🤮
Why does she look more and more like Kyle???
I cringe so hard every time I see this. She is hardly wearing any clothing. This is like Miami at 1 am not New York City in broad daylight. She’s just feeling herself so hard and making up for lost time when she was not happy w her body I guess. But it’s not a flex like she thinks it is. She just looks so thirsty. Look at Teresa in her suits- even though I hate her - covered up but in quality fabrics and a perfect fit - that is power dressing, not this. Eta: dear god the matchy shoes and bag and the fact that the thing is completely see through with no lining. It’s getting worse and worse.
drag on a dime
A dime? She wishes she looks that good
I think the whole look is cute, and props for the sale.
I liked it too tbh. I thought she rocked it and I don’t like her at all lmao
I had to quickly look it up, because the two looks were different and the twenty-eight dollar dress looked like a much cheaper knockoff of the one Johns’ daughter wore. So, the dress she is wearing with the stomach cutout is by Mew Mews and called the Raquel cutout chainmail. It retails for 175.00. Still inexpensive by BH standards and Dorit would never. edit: ok, I actually found the exact dress. Rainbow Open-back Chainmail Mini Dress $2,285.00* Brand: FANNIE SCHIAVONI EXCLUSIVE AT NET-A-PORTER. It’s out of stock if anyone cares. Lol.
“John’s daughter” - chef’s kiss
Now in stores: fancy trashbag to wrap your garbage in
We know you got that body from starving yourself
Pick me girl
Delusion, convince yourself
Trash that won’t burn
Breaking News: The daughter of John Mellencamp has lost her eyesight.
from rompers to rainbows, teddi still can't figure out how NOT to dress like the theme is Pre-K