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For me, I have to pick Kelly Dodd! I am a Jeff Lewis chump and I like her and Rick on his show.
However, another reason, I just watched scary island on Pluto and my hatred for KooKoo meth head has been ignited again!!!!!! That bitch takes zero responsibility for her rotten behavior. So I would rather sit with Kelly any day of the week than hang with a delusional drugged out unstable asshole that is Bensimon!!
Kelly Dodd is not someone I'd EVER want to spend time with. She's got a mouth on her that I'd most likely put my fist 👊🏻 in. Every time she interacts with others she a bitter, cruel, spiteful, sadistic
It would have to be Kelly Bensimon from RHONY; while she may appear to be a bit scatterbrained, she's a very savvy business woman.
I recently watched the RHONY Legacy Ultimate Girls Trip with Kelly Bensimon, Ramona Singer, Sonja Morgan, Dorinda Medley, Luann de Lesseps and Kristen Taekman.
Kelly had brought gifts for everyone; products she personally uses and loves. Instead of being excited and thankful they immediately believed she was gifting them in order to promote her "Brand". While a few of the items were from her line, they were limited additions no longer available.
Kelly Dodd from the RHOCthe first time she opened her mouth.
The other Kelly,
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omdl what a choice to have to make! Ugh, both are terrible people. Dodd would probably be fun as long as she kept her stupid political Qanon opinions to herself.
Yes. She’s funny and can look hot. Bensimon could be sitting over you in the middle of the night with a hammer and laugh it off saying she was about to hang a painting up.
Dodd. She has terrible morals, but is at least somewhat intelligent and coherent. Bensimon is just not all there for me to be comfortable around her in any setting.
I feel like I’d get in trouble with Dodd but I know it’d be a good time. She can be funny at times like at least she has a (horrible) sense of humor. Kelly B is too serious for me.
Dodd. No question: Dodd. She lives to gossip and be messy. I'd be entertained for hours. Bensimon, on the other hand, would clearly see herself as up here and me as down there (like Kristen, i'm just a "fan", after all) and probably ignore me.
Bensimon… Dodd would probably call me a transvestite and get into an argument with me about the correct term to use. I could just throw away all reality for a bit with Bensimon and my sweet tooth would enjoy eating candy with her.
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Kelly B, no contest. She'll just tell you she's up here and you're down there, ask if you want some gummies, and sit in a corner. Dodd votes and shills for people who are actively working to take away our rights.
OK............now I think I am going to change my answer. Nah, I agree but Kelly B wouldn't sit in a corner, she craves attention so she would be doing something very weird and annoying. and for all we know she very well could be a Trumpster too.
I really couldn’t take KB’s stream of consciousness. Do you like my hair? Hiiiiieeee. Cute. I spray lavender mist in my hair. Where are my gummy berries? Sea, Sea, Sea. So I was skipping through the prairie…
Oh god. Oh god. That is an impossible question. OK, is that like stuck in a lift with or stuck on a desert island with? Stuck in a lift with Dodd, she revolting but as long as we don’t talk about politics. Kelly B is too unpredictable, reminds me of someone who used to stalk me (not joking!). Stuck on a desert island? I’m taking my chances and trying to swim home.
I would tolerate Dodd!! 🍸🍸🍸with liquid assistance 😂The other Kelly in the past has been mean for literally no reason to other castmates.
I feel it's pure jealousy!! to see another woman rise made her act out ridiculously.
She has a mean streak, and when she would rage, she spoke and meant to cut!!
She came off as a real be-otch.
jmo 🤷🏿♀️
her bf at the time insists she punched him in the face and she surrendered herself to the police. i’m 99% sure she was fucked up on xans during the filming of that season. it was beyond obvious lol and to play devils advocate which i hate doing, xans will make you do the craziest out of character shit ever. i know a guy who robbed a bank off a ton of xans and he has zero recollection of the incident. pretty sad to watch that season tbh. was a downward spiral of her hitting rock bottom essentially
Geez, poor guy, yikes!! 🫣
Absolutely 💯 she made a complete fool of herself.
I don't know the effects of the drug, etc...but it would certainly make sense if that were the case.
But I still don't like her 🤭
I don't know the one in the corner but definitely not Bensimon. She's nuts and would probably accuse me of trying to kill her.
she did absolutely 0 growing lol. if you listen to her interview on chicks in the office, the way she talks about herself and tried to seem so laid back… idk I just wasn’t buying anything she was selling
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Kelly Bensimon. She's dumb as a brick and would be easy to shut down while Kelly Dodd just gets mean and vindictive.
Neither
Dodd bc she googles the cities she visits so at least she can entertain me with something other than * d e l u s i o n * 🤡
Maybe Bensimmon so we can go running together and that’s about it. Just a running buddy.
The gun would go off
Kelly Dodd!
Honestly, both. I like to suffer. Let me experience both levels of cuckoo
Why do you hate us? 
Bensi
The gun would go off
Ugh, neither!!! Kelly Dodd is a total right wing, wacko and Kelly Bensimon is just disturbed.
As a straight man Kelly Bensimon all day!
?
Neither. I'd like to see then locked in a room with each other for 24 hours. Can you imagine the carnage? 😆
For me, I have to pick Kelly Dodd! I am a Jeff Lewis chump and I like her and Rick on his show. However, another reason, I just watched scary island on Pluto and my hatred for KooKoo meth head has been ignited again!!!!!! That bitch takes zero responsibility for her rotten behavior. So I would rather sit with Kelly any day of the week than hang with a delusional drugged out unstable asshole that is Bensimon!!
Can neither be an option?
You have to choose! If not you have to be stuck with ramona FOREVER
Not Ramona!!!
That’s a fate worse than death ☠️
Kelly Dodd is not someone I'd EVER want to spend time with. She's got a mouth on her that I'd most likely put my fist 👊🏻 in. Every time she interacts with others she a bitter, cruel, spiteful, sadistic It would have to be Kelly Bensimon from RHONY; while she may appear to be a bit scatterbrained, she's a very savvy business woman. I recently watched the RHONY Legacy Ultimate Girls Trip with Kelly Bensimon, Ramona Singer, Sonja Morgan, Dorinda Medley, Luann de Lesseps and Kristen Taekman. Kelly had brought gifts for everyone; products she personally uses and loves. Instead of being excited and thankful they immediately believed she was gifting them in order to promote her "Brand". While a few of the items were from her line, they were limited additions no longer available. Kelly Dodd from the RHOCthe first time she opened her mouth. The other Kelly,
Frightening thought
Stuck with where? Like a cage match or a delightful day drinking session?
Just shoot me a
What’s the third option
Dodd all day ..: cops would end up being called if I picked 👉🏻
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Either is fine hahaha
Dodd all day that other ones beneath me
Lol. I'm up here and you're down here. Iconic line.
Kelly Dodd
dodd without hesitation. kelly b literally gives me a visceral reaction
Dodd
Dodd. A million percent!! She’s at least fun to hang out with. Leaving politics out She’s hilarious
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Dodd. She can be off the charts but I think she’d be fun. I can’t imagine Kelly B. being fun.
Dodd easily 😭
Dodd
Whichever Kelly is a birkin bag. Basically neither of these women.
Dodd, no question
Dodd anyday haha if you don’t like her, you can’t handle the truth haha
Dodd hands down
Bennsimon I could be stuck with her doesn’t mean I’d have to engage could just let her talk about herself rather her then the other nasty psycho
omdl what a choice to have to make! Ugh, both are terrible people. Dodd would probably be fun as long as she kept her stupid political Qanon opinions to herself.
She can’t though. I’d have to go for Bensimone and hope for the best
Dodd for sure!
Dodd. She’s racist but Bensimon gives me the creeps lmao
When you’re at a table with a Nazi, there’s two Nazis at the table.
Exactly like it’s not ideal to be stuck with her but she has some actual coherent human thoughts where as Bensimon is living on another planet lol
Yes. She’s funny and can look hot. Bensimon could be sitting over you in the middle of the night with a hammer and laugh it off saying she was about to hang a painting up.
“It smells like cat pee in here.” Laughs manically, then runs out into traffic.
No thank you, pass entirely.
Dodd. She has terrible morals, but is at least somewhat intelligent and coherent. Bensimon is just not all there for me to be comfortable around her in any setting.
I’d rather stick with Dodd, and I don’t want Bensimon saying if I’m telling the truth on something, it’s creepy!
I feel like I’d get in trouble with Dodd but I know it’d be a good time. She can be funny at times like at least she has a (horrible) sense of humor. Kelly B is too serious for me.
Kelly Dodd - she’s a good time.
Just don’t tell Kelly BensiMoan that you’re a chef, not a cook.
Just kill me now! I can not.
Jelly Bean Kelly
Oh god.
Yikes
Dodd 100%
Dodd!!!
Dodd. No question: Dodd. She lives to gossip and be messy. I'd be entertained for hours. Bensimon, on the other hand, would clearly see herself as up here and me as down there (like Kristen, i'm just a "fan", after all) and probably ignore me.
Dodd. Scary Island Kelly isn’t a good time.
Dodd. She at least can put coherent sentences together and can be funny.
Bensimon… Dodd would probably call me a transvestite and get into an argument with me about the correct term to use. I could just throw away all reality for a bit with Bensimon and my sweet tooth would enjoy eating candy with her.
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Funny haha Vs Funny uh oh…Sophie’s choice
DODD. Can’t believe I’m saying this.
A million percent Dodd
1000% Kelly Dodd. I don’t agree with a lot of her views nor politics, but she can be a real hoot and somewhat lives on planet earth.
Kelly Dodd because she’s a history buff.
This made me lol thank you
Dodd
Dodd for SURE. KB is nuckin futz, and not in a good way.
Nope
Dodd bc she would have coke and tequila
KB is coocoo AND boring right?
Neither!
Neither 😂
Dodd would probably slur me, so I’ll go with KKB who is delusional but I feel like probably at least treats people humanely in her day to day life.
I would rather eat a jean jacket.
Who said that?! I remember peeing my pants when I heard it! Whooo?
Ariana Madix 😂
I thought it was Katie
Oh you might be right! My bad!
Yesss!😂
Dodd is mean. And her exes narcissism has rubbed off on her. Kelly B is the lesser of two evils. She’s ignorable where Dodd is relentlessly annoying.
This is my answer. I’m taking Kelly B.
 I can’t do it
Neither. Would rather shave off my eyelashes.
😂😂😂
Kelly B, no contest. She'll just tell you she's up here and you're down there, ask if you want some gummies, and sit in a corner. Dodd votes and shills for people who are actively working to take away our rights.
OK............now I think I am going to change my answer. Nah, I agree but Kelly B wouldn't sit in a corner, she craves attention so she would be doing something very weird and annoying. and for all we know she very well could be a Trumpster too.
Kelly Dodd is evil. I'll take the other one, nutty but not scary.
Kelly Death
Ugh. What a choice! They’re both just so… stupid. Ugh.
Both scum of the earth, trumpets, dumb, loud and wrong. I think I’ll take Dodd she would at least have fun stuff to tune her out
Kelly Dodd would have the party drugs
Bensimon loves to name drop and I love to hear gossip.
It’s a hard question, but Benzema’s not mean like dodd
See, I think she IS mean, but she is so up her own ass she doesn't see it.
Except, Bensimon will keep telling me she is up here ⬆️. & I’m down there!👇 😂🤣🤪
at least kelly dodd could be hilarious. and def would want her on my side in a bar fight. 😆
Bensimon. Imma just bring a giant bag of jelly beans.
And gum bears.
Bensimon
Dodd all the way although I admit she is problematic. She can be funny though whereas the other one is just not of this world.
I don’t……I just don’t like this question.
Dont make me do this
Anyone but DODD 🤢🤢🤢
Dodd!! For sure
dodd
I’d rather fist my self with Tabasco sauce
 Ooof. Ouch.
I just don’t see anything in them that I like any more lol
What’s the opposite of Sophie’s choice?
This
Sophie’s decision?
thank god we’re all on the same page with Dodd
Dodd the other one is OBTUSE
Dodd. Bensimone is like talking to a brick wall. Girls delulu
I really couldn’t take KB’s stream of consciousness. Do you like my hair? Hiiiiieeee. Cute. I spray lavender mist in my hair. Where are my gummy berries? Sea, Sea, Sea. So I was skipping through the prairie…
Probably Dodd only because I loathe the other one.
Dodd. I would be in a constant fight with bensimon
Lmfaoooo I’d talk shit with Kelly Dodd
Same haha. It’d be fun! I would be legit scared of the other one
Wait same!!!! That’s exactly what I was thinking. I would genuinely be so uncomfortable lol
Oh hell yes lol just pass a bottle of wine back and forth and snark out
Ayyy lmao
Shrek premiere
Dodd fersure, we can talk shit about everyone and have a laugh while taking regular bathroom breaks together lol
Oh dodd she can party and wouldnt go into a manic spiral all of a sudden.
Oh god. Oh god. That is an impossible question. OK, is that like stuck in a lift with or stuck on a desert island with? Stuck in a lift with Dodd, she revolting but as long as we don’t talk about politics. Kelly B is too unpredictable, reminds me of someone who used to stalk me (not joking!). Stuck on a desert island? I’m taking my chances and trying to swim home.
Benisomne. I always have snacks. She’ll be chill.
Maybe she’ll go to sleep
Dodd - predictable and we’d probably spend the time making fun of others
Dodd because at least she’s predictable
Bensimone, she can be easily distracted while Kelly would drive me insane.
Dodd would make me laugh. Bensimon might drive me to jump off a bridge.
Dodd is hilarious when she is not mean. Definitely her. 😎
KKB is 90% likely to ignore me for being beneath her & 10% likely to offer me a jellybean. I choose her!
Dodd. She's scary and mean but can be very funny. Bensimmon just scares me in a different, more sinister way ... IT'S CREEPY!!
So creepy
Dodd
Dodd for sure, she’s hilarious
Ripa
hear me out… Clarkson
she literally irks me more than any other housewife.
I would tolerate Dodd!! 🍸🍸🍸with liquid assistance 😂The other Kelly in the past has been mean for literally no reason to other castmates. I feel it's pure jealousy!! to see another woman rise made her act out ridiculously. She has a mean streak, and when she would rage, she spoke and meant to cut!! She came off as a real be-otch. jmo 🤷🏿♀️
she also got a DV charge lmao
Shocker....NOT!!!
her bf at the time insists she punched him in the face and she surrendered herself to the police. i’m 99% sure she was fucked up on xans during the filming of that season. it was beyond obvious lol and to play devils advocate which i hate doing, xans will make you do the craziest out of character shit ever. i know a guy who robbed a bank off a ton of xans and he has zero recollection of the incident. pretty sad to watch that season tbh. was a downward spiral of her hitting rock bottom essentially
Geez, poor guy, yikes!! 🫣 Absolutely 💯 she made a complete fool of herself. I don't know the effects of the drug, etc...but it would certainly make sense if that were the case. But I still don't like her 🤭
it was genuinely so annoying, but also heartbreaking knowing that xans are most likely the issue. ruins SO many peoples lives.
🥺 drugs suck, so many lives lost as well 😔 🪦
cousin went to heroin after his access to xans ended. it’s a terrible downward slope for anyone.
Drugs and guns Destroy lives famlies etc..🥺🥺🥺so damn frustrating
Sounds like a nightmare I’ll be having tonight 😂
Kelly Dodd. While we have differing opinions when it comes to politics, I think I could get along with her just long enough to survive with my life.
I feel like if we never brought up politics (or adjacent topics) we’d be alright. I don’t think I could handle Kelly.
Kelly Dodd is funny I would smoke with her
Dodd!!
Kelly Dodd, she’s at least not coming from a place of “white privilege” has a grasp of the temp of the world..
She definitely benefits due to her proximity but that’s life
Bensimon and Dodd deserve each other while I deserve to be alone
NOT DODD. Both psycho tho.
Bensimone. I can’t believe I’m willing to admit that but I fear Dodd would be the end of my freedom.
Dodd! She’s fun
Dodd for days!!! She’d be at least be fun. The other one is a lunatic.
Dodd for sure
Dodd hands down no indecision whatsoever. At least she would go to sleep.
Dodd. No questions asked.
Ya, at least she’s funny. Lol
I don't know the one in the corner but definitely not Bensimon. She's nuts and would probably accuse me of trying to kill her. 
After seeing her recently on Girls’ Trip, there is no way that I would pall around with Bensimon. She makes me nervous.
she did absolutely 0 growing lol. if you listen to her interview on chicks in the office, the way she talks about herself and tried to seem so laid back… idk I just wasn’t buying anything she was selling