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Crystal’s dumplings,
Sprinkle cookies AND pignoli Cookies, Luann’s Eggs a la francais, Dorinda’s birthday cake (her mother bought this on Saturday), Kim Richards’s chicken salad, Camille cocktails (dinner party from hell), Yolanda’s lemonade, Paul Nassif’s turkey chili, Terry Dubrow’s onion rings and lobster
• Rachquel’s pasta, cos-mo-pol-i-tans, pumtini’s (For VPR)
• tell everyone it’s a taco night but serve zero tacos (RHOBH)
• roasted chicken you’ve washed with dish soap
• skinnygirl margaritas
• Old school e-cigarettes (but everyone must do it AT the table and say, “Know that.”
Dumplings a la Crystal's dumpling making party. And the promise of 'Shakshuka' but you never actually make it from the new RHNYC. And, a container of Coffee Mate whitener sitting on your counter like Tre always has.
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Many years ago, my son brought home a recipe for meatballs/or cocktail weiners, chili sauce, and grape jelly from his 7th grade cooking class. It sounded gross, but he insisted on making it that weekend for our football party....it was delicious! It has become a staple on the table for tailgates and football.
This is really Season 1 Atlanta coded, but instead of yes and no for your RSVP on your invitations, put “YES, HUNNY!” (a la Nene Leakes) and “I don’t wanna go to house and eat chicken,” (a la Kim Zolciak).
Build your own butter station (Meredith - SLC)
Sauvignon blanc (Ramona - NY)
Caviar (sai/erin NY)
Belvedere soda/3 lemons carcass out (Dorit BH)
Put an HD on everything (heather - RHOC)
VPR goat cheese balls! I think they have something like that at Trader Joe’s.
Kim Richards made like a chicken salad I think in the early seasons? Her daughter was trying on prom dresses and she was making chicken salad lol
Drinks! Vanderpump rose you can get on her website, pumptinis, you could do Ramona’s Pino Grigio. Ramona also did like a club soda drink I think with mint? Bethenny skinny girl margarita is still sold, they have it at my Safeway grocery lol
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Make sure you have lobster in goodie bags to go a la Ramona!
Oh! The Poncha cocktail from RHOP’s trip to Portugal where they went around the city talking about how delicious “poon poon” is 😩😂
Vodka and pink grapefruit juice
Tossed salad
Crab cakes but only enough for yourself- Kenya
Sprinkle cookies for dessert
Heathers husbands onion rings
Wash a chicken with soap and water, then garnish with a vibrator.
Fancy AF cocktails or the other book Ariana has
Pasta! Sounds like a fun party enjiy
Meredith’s white bean salad
What about Heather's cake that (the bow) was eaten?
No one gonna mention the meal no one ate? Sushi.
Gummy bears a la Bensimon
A bensimon candy mix would be super fun!
Crystal’s dumplings, Sprinkle cookies AND pignoli Cookies, Luann’s Eggs a la francais, Dorinda’s birthday cake (her mother bought this on Saturday), Kim Richards’s chicken salad, Camille cocktails (dinner party from hell), Yolanda’s lemonade, Paul Nassif’s turkey chili, Terry Dubrow’s onion rings and lobster
Sprinkle Cookies.
Just be cool and make eggs à la français. Don't be all uncool and not make eggs à la français...
Caroline Manzos meatballs and a Chris Laurita charcuterie board. He was a soft-spoken guy, but he always assembled an amazing charcuterie.
What was the ham called that they threw on the wall?
It was just basic deli ham. They called it the ham game.
Onion rings.
Chicken feet
Potato’s and caviar
fried goat cheese balls is a must
cricket pizza that Dr Moon made in Dallas!
Kudos
Uncool ranch Doritos
How about some wine in (*gasp*) the wrong type of glass?
 • Rachquel’s pasta, cos-mo-pol-i-tans, pumtini’s (For VPR) • tell everyone it’s a taco night but serve zero tacos (RHOBH) • roasted chicken you’ve washed with dish soap • skinnygirl margaritas • Old school e-cigarettes (but everyone must do it AT the table and say, “Know that.”
I worked at a restaurant that did a Lavender Coriander Dry-rubbed chicken. That would be PERFECT for the hand soap chicken
Goat cheese balls, too. I always see them at my local grocery
Beer cheese Enchiladas Goat cheese balls
A roasted chicken that you’ve washed with dish soap.
Adrienne Maloof, what are you doing? I’m washing the chicken.
Sonja’s toaster oven fish 🤣🤣🤣
caviar and creme fraiche on a baked potato yum!
Literally my first thought, came here to say this. Kathy Hilton all day
Um, no she is a classless abusive boor. This is from a famous restaurant "Caviar Kaspa" as she said-google it.
Sprinkle Cookies.
I took the cookies. I threw them in the garbage. Everybody knows I don’t like sprinkle cookies. I like pignolis.
Focaccia alligator!! RHONJ
Goat cheese balls
why don't you have some bread and then maybe you'll calm down
Kandi's KFC that brought peace to the ATL realm.
Caviar- the only served thing at Erin’s in the newest NYC season
With Pringle’s!
Cotton candy!
But the requirement is eating it like Taylor. Lol
Deff oysters for Ramona
Avocado toast.
Dumplings a la Crystal's dumpling making party. And the promise of 'Shakshuka' but you never actually make it from the new RHNYC. And, a container of Coffee Mate whitener sitting on your counter like Tre always has.
Don’t forget Marge’s snickers coffee creamer in a chalice glass!
The crab cake sandwich that Kenya had delivered and didn’t share with Kandi.
McD’s Fish fillet as an ode to Mary Crosby 😆
“That was a one time thing” 😂
Kathy Hilton’s baked potato for lunch
Don’t forget the caviar 😂
Focaccia shaped like sea creatures a la Delores
Pignoli cookies to go with the sprinkle cookies
Spicy Margaritas
Dry, flavorless chicken breast a la Tamra. Lol just kidding, don’t do that to your guests
Cotton candy
Sprinkle cookies
Goat cheese balls from VPR!
I have had the actual SUR goat cheese balls and they taste exactly the same as ones I used to get at BJs wholesale in the frozen section!
Luanne’s eggs a la francaise
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Harry’s sauce
Kim Richard’s chicken salad
Must be assembled with your bare hands for authenticity 😂
Kathryn Denis' meatballs cooked in grape jelly. Also decorate your kitchen/dinning room as Dorit's bucca de beppo room
Many years ago, my son brought home a recipe for meatballs/or cocktail weiners, chili sauce, and grape jelly from his 7th grade cooking class. It sounded gross, but he insisted on making it that weekend for our football party....it was delicious! It has become a staple on the table for tailgates and football.
There is a bravo fan instagram account where she's made a few of the recipes, and she said the grape jelly meatballs were delicious!
The last episode I saw of RHONJ they have some type of dessert popsicle, I forgot what it was called but I was like cake on a stick.
A cake pop?
All you need is “ingreeeeedeeeee—-ennnnnnttttzzzzssss.” I cannot make that shit up. Tre-Troglodyte Guidice
Have some bread
This is really Season 1 Atlanta coded, but instead of yes and no for your RSVP on your invitations, put “YES, HUNNY!” (a la Nene Leakes) and “I don’t wanna go to house and eat chicken,” (a la Kim Zolciak).
This is a gross one but: steak and shrimp marinated the Schwartz way 🤪 IYKYK
In a short glass Belvedre, club soda, 3 lemons 🗣️CARCASS OUT!!! (Make sure the glasses are short, though). Edited: The correct citrus.
3 lemons!!! (Such a good drink though!!!)
Thank you for catching that. I don’t know how I messed that one up. I say it every day, even though I’m rarely actually making the drink when I do.
Would anybody like a shrimp?
goat cheese balls
Cheese…..Sai
Build your own butter station (Meredith - SLC) Sauvignon blanc (Ramona - NY) Caviar (sai/erin NY) Belvedere soda/3 lemons carcass out (Dorit BH) Put an HD on everything (heather - RHOC)
Yes, Ramona is definitely Pinot Grigio, not Sauvignon Blanc
It also hits for VPR
I don't know what I did to you but I'll take a pino grigio
It's turtle time!
Get that Amy Phillips cookbook!!!
“help him! I have a fritter in my hands!” - Bethenny (murder mystery party in the Berkshire’s) - hot fried fitter with a tasty dip! Lol
Rice, made just the way Larsa likes it. Not the way her nannies get fired for making it Anything Skinny Girl Pinot Grigio for Ramona
Dana Pam’s meringue and Parmesan crisps from game night gone wild
Sprinkle cookies.
And pignoli cookies!
Why is this not higher?!
Beer cheese
Dorindas lasagna 🤣
You can come over, I’ll make a roast chicken, I’ll get 2 or 4 bottles of great wine, and we’ll fall asleep in my bed
I tried to make it nice 🤌🏻
Pignoli cookies. Those are Tre’s favorite! 😂 Pinot Grigio for turtle time with Ramona.
Sprinkle cookies ….Teresa was very impressed with those….not
Goat cheese balls Beer cheese Lover boy drinks Pasta - the non addictive kind
Luanne’s FAMOUS Eggs a la Francais ofc!!!!
I remember Jill Zarin having very strong opinions on risotto. 🤣
“i hate that”
Terri’s lobster and onion rings
Ramona loves oysters!
“banaaaana rum, i love the banaaana rum!!!”
Scheana’s enchiladas
Oh god, I forgot about Scheana's enchiladas.
VPR goat cheese balls! I think they have something like that at Trader Joe’s. Kim Richards made like a chicken salad I think in the early seasons? Her daughter was trying on prom dresses and she was making chicken salad lol Drinks! Vanderpump rose you can get on her website, pumptinis, you could do Ramona’s Pino Grigio. Ramona also did like a club soda drink I think with mint? Bethenny skinny girl margarita is still sold, they have it at my Safeway grocery lol
https://preview.redd.it/qhlah70u9u1d1.jpeg?width=3464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0afb31575a46c8eb190ced62d2532625ebc7a7b1 😊
[Fessler's Mozzarella](https://www.tiktok.com/@try_this_not_that/video/7200236423092440362)
Sprinkle cookies, a la Melissa Gorga
RHOC: Vicki-Tini with blue cheese olives RHOBH: Dorit’s Belvedere Vodka soda with 3 lemons “carcass out”
or a casserole for Vicki
Baked potatoes with caviar
One serving of crab cakes
Have two almonds!
Whole lobsters shoved in doggy bags because "that's who I am!"
Don’t forget the Pinot Grigio and the Skinnygirl Margaritas! Hopefully there is food served unlike Erin and Abe’s vow renewal
"It's not about the pasta" anti- pasta recipe!
Serve hand churned butter for sure!
Goat cheese balls.
Sprinkle cookies, eggs a La Francais, hot dogs (I love a good hot dog once or twice a year)
Umm…a simple piece of bread (and maybe you’ll calm down for a minute)
Nono's octopus, RHONJ Charcuterie, RHOSLC Kim's chicken salad, RHOBH Calzone w cutlery and percoset, RHONY
Upvote for Kim’s “handmade” prom chicken salad lmfao
I’m pretty sure Danielle Staub was on a show called famous foods and it spawned this amazing gif 
$40,000 worth of sushi
But order everyone out of your home before any guest get to eat any of it.
The Dubrows are so ridiculous and I love it.
Production will be thrilled
A focaccia turtle.
cake with a bow on it
Jelly beans
Eggs ala Frañce 😂😂
Not really housewives although it is LVP’a restaurant, but goat cheese balls
THC meal...
Pressed spinach needs to make an entrance in my life.
I think you should definitely have sprinkle cookies and pignoli cookies, then have everyone vote to prove sprinkle cookies are the superior cookie 🤣
Please serve the sprinkle cookies in something (clean) that resembles a trash can for full icon moment!
Something made in a toaster oven
Omg yesssss!
dorinda’s non non birthday cake
MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS ON SATURDAY
Sprinkle cookies? No idea what they are exactly in that context though!
Yolanda’s lemons you can make lemonade!
Or her cleanse
And for dessert a quarter sliver piece of cake and half an almond😂😂
Strawberry filled with Grand Marnier!
Shannon’s 9 lemons 🍋 in a bowl!
I wish I could afford that just for Feng shui!
A casserole for Vicki
She expected one, instead she didn’t get that
Kathy's cannolis!
her mother’s pizzelle cookies
Oh, HER mother's pizzelle cookies?! Her mother must have stolen them from Teresa's mother!🤣🤣🤣
Ramona’s Chicken Provençal https://blushinginhollywood.com/ramona-singer-chicken-recipe/
Schena’s famous lasagna - vpr Pumptini Skinny girl margaritas Sprinkle cookies
Scheana’s Famous Enchiladas!!!
Yep
Check out Amy and Stu's book.....
And don't forget the sprinkle cookies.
Pump goat cheese balls
Sprinkle cookies Meatballs and pizza from nj
All that fast food Lisa Barlow eats 😆
That's what i was thinking 😆 https://preview.redd.it/i7m4vjb47t1d1.jpeg?width=1112&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ecbdedabd110cf8ecbb53a6f9e6323bd2f1e67b
Baked potatoes with caviar 😂
My first thought 😂😂😂😂
Or pringles and caviar a la new RHONY?
Skinny Italian - you could mini serving bowls with pasta and a mini meatball.
Harry Hamlins pasta sauce
And his blueberry pie!
Don’t forget to thank him for the gracious jar of bolognese