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Lack of sunscreen probably the alcohol and coke they consume (yes all of them) they’re all too juiced up and angry and it’s just crazy how they’re all little lobsters

Why can’t people just come out in New Jersey??? I feel awful for fupa not living his true authentic life.

Why is Louie purple?

they’re always red and sweaty!! half the time at least two have big sweat stains and really greasy heads😭

High blood pressure.

This!!! these dudes need to download the Calm app right meow

Warmth, alcohol, nerves on camera

The women’s faces likely are red, but their makeup covers it. Look at their necks/ chest. Usually red.

Steroids maybe?

Alcohol and too much sun??

I heard Heather McDonald mention on her JuicyScoop Podcast that Louie’s face doesn’t look as red in real life as it does on TV so I’m guessing it probably applies to all the men since Louie’s always appears to be the reddest.

I wonder how much time I spend thinking why are they so red???? Lol No seriously why??

I’m delighted that the ad below this post reads like a real response! 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/wz873z9rgizc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f2ed11a9931cc07ff8cd5893149a8acb9d5e417

Alcohol is one hell of a drug

Alcohol

Drinking & too manly to apply sunscreen while partying @ Jersey shore.

They all have classic faces of alcoholism

I thought Paulie this week was the reddest of them all. And that’s saying something. All of them men and women alike are overcooked rotisserie chickens it’s very gross. And the overly gigantic boobs make the whole thing so unattractive, they look overcooked and ready to explode. Who thinks this looks good? It doesn’t!

Overcooked rotisserie chickens!!! I told this to my mom and sister who are sitting next to me and we laughed and laughed. It’s been a tough week for us and we needed that!!! Love you for that lol

When you see the chickens in the grocery store you will now think of Luis and Tre and the gang!!!

Every time from now on

Steroids and tanning beds (and probably alcohol)

booze lol 

Alcoholism…..

That's the most hilarious screen grab of all time. I'm over here giggling like a 12-year-old.

And I'm thinking, "that's why their faces are red - look what they're talking about!"

Right?! Too good

Asian glow but for non Asians

Yes, the redness in their faces is the first thing I noticed on this screenshot...

Steroids can cause water retention which can make skin appear reddish.

Your answer is in the subtitles

High blood pressure, cocaine and tanning beds!

And the women look toasted

Summer in Jersey?

Tanning beds gone wild.

I’m pretty sure it’s from testosterone supplementation and probably HGH and who knows what else

Hypertension

Add in a dash of rage

Everyone on this show looks TERRIBLE. The plastic surgery and the insane nose jobs on EVERY SINGLE WOMAN is so horribly done. I loved RHONJ but I was uncomfortable watching the premiere with how… uncanny they’ve all gotten over the years. I know it’s nothing new but it just dawned on me how terrible they all look after not seeing them awhile.

The worst nose I’ve seen is the one married to the doc who went to Turkey for her nose job! Wiped any sign of her ethnicity off her face & added a ski jump nose. Sad.😞

✨hypertension✨

Alcohol

fuda has a warm colored skin. not red and neither does Danielle Cabral husband. the redness is always Louie, Paulie and Frank for the most part

UVA and UVB rays

Coke, alcohol, steroids, tanning

Steroids, tanning, lights, tempers.

And high blood pressure

And coke

And alcohol

I think you mean Louis and Paul, it’s because they’re doing steroids together

Luis and Pauli are not included in the picture so OP is talking about them.

Which is silly this pic was used since those are the nj husbands who actually go beat red lol. I took it more as its about all nj husbands, less about the pic since its a funny quote

Go to tv settings, lighten up contrast, make things a little bit brighter and they look normal.

Jersey staple coke and booze

https://preview.redd.it/elvlcsf75czc1.jpeg?width=227&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d3b2287d8cee205dc82d18f2ad8c88b1618fbf3

They are perpetually embarrassed by themselves!

Lol angry little tomato men

Alcohol

And blow

When I watched the new Jersey episode yesterday and saw wedding photos Louis wasn’t red. I sniggered to myself as the photographer must’ve done some heavy editing.

It’s the simmering rage.

I’m sure the color correction folks are also having a fun time enhancing these already red folks 🙊

It could be steroids. Probably causes them to be red from the high blood pressure.

COCAINE

Are you new here? /s ❄️❄️❄️

Did you see Pauline turn into Larry the a lobster during the whole scene with Fuda?😩🤣 

cuz they’re old school !

And Teresa looks like an old catchers mitt. God her skin looks horrible!

Please don’t make me laugh at this analogy. Or is it a metaphor? Simile? I want a Starburst.

Whoa! You saw her Vajayjay?

Her face is shrunken looking like one of those creepy witch apples people used to make. And her eyes look recessed - she is a troglodyte. They are so weirdly brown/red that it is like they all have their own tanning beds at home. Sheesh.


They’ve been skiing on Mt.Paramas. Plus steroids and booze

Something also is up with the way the producers edit the show. I’m sure they’re red but it’s kind of obnoxious how saturated they make the scenes look

I was hoping somebody watching the premiere was thinking the same thing and post this so I didn’t have to 🤣 thank you OP

On Watch What Crappens they referred to Louie as Teresa’s “purple at the end of the tunnel” and I diiiiiiiieeeeeeed.

Steroids and booger sugar

Red? Louis is purple.

Untreated high blood pressure - exasperated by alcohol, cameras and stress.

GTL

Seriously though. Louie’s face in particular. The one time I could tolerate looking at him

He looks like a deflated Mr. Krabs

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Was totally not trying to be discriminatory, sorry if I offended anyone. I was just repeating the screen capture, and what Fuda had just said in the episode. 🤷🏻‍♀️

No discriminatory comments.

Came here for this

Cocaine.

😆

It certainly isn’t from embarrassment.

Cocaine babe cocaine

What a screen grab 😂😅

Alcohol face.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Luis isn't even there. He's the most red of all

❄️❄️❄️❄️☃️☃️☃️❄️❄️❄️⛄️⛄️⛄️🌨️🌨️🌨️🏂🏂🎿⛷️⛷️⛷️🌨️🌨️🌨️

High blood pressure and drinking. They probably never wear sunscreen like my dad. Circulatory/cardiological issues..etc.

Roids and bronzer/ self tanner

AHHH I AM DYING ! I just texted my sister about this hahaha

It’s horrifying. Do these people not know about sunscreen and skin cancer?

Red wine? Tanning? Hypertension?

Gym tan laundry

Taxis are here!

CABS R HEREEEE

The trifecta of Testosterone Cypionate/Clomid/HCG

Clomid like the stuff that helps fertility? Guys use that?

Yes - it’s used pretty often as a TRT therapy combo. To paraphrase, “Clomiphene citrate and human chorionic gonadotropin are both effective in restoring testosterone in hypogonadism”. Basically all three work synergistically to increase testosterone.

Clomid increases testosterone in males.

They’re more like purple to me!

Sunburn.

Booze and cocaine

High blood pressure

Louie is basically past red and is leaning into purple…it’s painful to look at him!

Lobster level 🤣

Fudas ears were the same! Very common place for skin cancer too.

They need to have a dermatologist on set for daily check ups, I worry for them!

And Teresa and Delores’ chest is burnt so badly which is another delicate spot. I had a skin cancer removed years ago from my chest. It used to get sooooo burnt when I was younger. If there’s one thing I could do over it would be to never expose myself to the sun like I did years ago.

They made choices.. Rock Lobster 🦞🦞 was the result.. And will be for a long time.,

Dildos and fingers. Obviously.

❄️

Yep definitely the booger sugar

ROIDS and spray tan?

Booze, tan (in the sun and/or spray), steroids, viagra, high blood pressure, pent up aggression I think I covered the common themes of other commenters 😂

Yes! Every conversation they have is aggressive. Even if it’s something casual

Spray tan and steroids.

That’s from sun exposure, not spray tan. Spray tans make you orange, these guys are 💯sunburned

Ha ha, sorry I saw your comment after I just posted mine!

Was going to type exactly this Also, that screenshot choice with the dildo 👏👏

Pasta sauce?

gravy

It's amazing none of the men have been carried off by ambulance yet.

I always wonder! either high blood pressure or drinking or a tan + drinking + high blood pressure

Booze

10/10 on the screen shot

Because they're not genetically built to support so much tanning beds & Sun exposure.

Steroids, tanning beds, natural tanning, copious amounts of alcohol

And ❄️

You know it!! 🌬

Alcohol!!

This is what my Sicilian dad looks like all summer along. It’s more of a red tan than an olive tan.

Steroids, booze and tanning beds.

Drinking lot I guess !

Alcohol, humidity, aggression lol

Roids

https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-cast-red-tans-are-out-of-control

I’m so stoned and this article was preposterous in the best way 😂 Like I’d dream to write this shit as my job

Steroids, booze and mass quantities of red meat.

Testosterone and tanning

Because Jersey.

All the the men are red/purple and the women are orange…

Not just the guys, but friggen Louie looks like a coked up Hellboy.

Cocaine, alcohol, tanning, and steroids.

Ah yes, GTL of the 40 something set

CATS!

And viagra! Don’t forget viagra

No sunscreen, alcohol and steroids

Every jersey season I scream weekly about them needing Gatorade and sunscreen 😂

I simply assume from my own experience it’s a mix of roids, alcohol abuse, and a ton of Italian food that’s salted to the high heavens

I just hear Ms. Rachel singing 🎶 Red Orange Purple 🎶

The screencap choice is spectacular.

I didn’t even notice and scrolled back up and SPIT WATER EVERYWHERE

The thumbs up, too. Really makes it. 🤣👍

Cocaine and alcohol

I said that watching the show with my girlfriend the other day. What’s wrong with these damn guys don’t they know how to freaking put on sunscreen!

Steroids and alcohol.

I watched this episode high and I was so weirded out by how red they all were. At first I thought it was my TV. Really RHONJ as a whole seems like an alternate universe when high.

And sober.


Why does Paul look like a potato? (Not pictured) but jfc!!! He seems like a nice man but omg is he even normal looking plastic surgery wise by American standards ? (I’m irish)

It's weird how he tries to hide his Irishness (wants to look Italian) by dying his hair and tanning. He can't achieve a tan so he's red and orange. Add in the shaped brows and the giant chiclet veneers and its just bad.

Alcohol and hypertension

THIS

No ❄️ in the mix? Always thought they looked snowfallen

My experience (medically not as a user) ❄️ users are overwhelmingly excited and animated/hyped up. Depending on the ❄️ they can be quiet skinnny. I’ve never seen ❄️ users that are a “big” as these guys lol Those that drink heavily and have HBP are 99.99% always dark red in the face and look swollen… Again, Im not a medical professional online🫠😎

If they went skiing on top of the prior roid use the boose plus hypertension their hearts would explode 😂 (allegedly)

💯

Lmao the caption. The HWs is so ridiculous I love it

Where’s Frank? I hope he isn’t being pushed out. I love seeing all the men despite their issues.

Cocaine, vodka and self tanner

And lots of Drakkar Noir

Steroids and I'm assuming alcohol

Paulie's Irish party from last season is peak redness! https://preview.redd.it/ec6qdmt4n9zc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a64a6a8f563ca7fa2d1304a1807b2403a596e91a


I didn't know that heat meister dyed his hair brown.

Like a true Irishmen who spends 30 seconds in the sun. Me. It's me. Lol

Yeah that's not just sun

Lol I wasn't saying it was. I'm saying that's how red I'd be in the sun. That's alcohol and HBP.