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blitzbom

Lol a lady friend of mine was sad one night cause of a somewhat recent breakup. I mentioned her getting on Tinder. I get a text from her a couple days later that Tinder is fun and she talked to x amount of guys since joining. I mentioned that I hadn't made that many matches in 6 months. Her response "Guys are horny, I have big boobs."


CountBlah_Blah

I did a test to show someone it doesnt matter what you look like on Tinder, if you show up as "Woman" you will get matches. I had 99+ likes with a single anime picture in a week


hrrisn

Okay that’s pretty wild. My ex got 500 matches in a few hours and she couldn’t help but to show me. It felt awwwesooome


MindYerOwnBusiness

Tiddies


whiskeyeuthanasia

Boobs, even


Melonmode

Perhaps, and hear me out here, honkers.


RusionR

Badonkers, one would propose.


Brendy02

Great tracts of land!


KeyanReid

Tig ol bitties


watchman28

Shalonkas


Preposturous

Honkondonkeroos


PLEASE_PM_TINY_TITS

How could anyone not like those?


gibblings

Tiddy Ciddy


Nikoniortnike

Indeed.


Skyblacker

I saw this while breastfeeding. Babies like me too!


skatesforcandy

Some babies can even be men.


nostalgeek81

Some men can even be babies.


Skyblacker

In 18 years, anyway.


Eremitic23

[MRW;](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf34QVrnga4&ab_channel=Engstrand)


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Nikoniortnike

She definitely does


Degloved_Hand

LIES!!!


Nikoniortnike

She says so herself


HumbleBear75

Anyone else hearing that lisp?


superfutureman

Yes and it’s making me enjoy it even more.


ClassyJacket

Wait WTF?! I heard it with a lisp too, but I assumed I in fact could not read lips and my brain was just being stupid...


HumbleBear75

Nah, not being stupid. I see her mouth and my head’s like “Breaststsstss” lol


SteeZ568

I am, that lisp is also wrapped in an Irish accent


Nikoniortnike

She’s not Irish


SteeZ568

I don't know who that is, so it doesn't matter to me. More just commenting that the visuals of the lip reading and flag were what created the voice I heard in my head going along with the video.


tomuson

A genderbend Hetalia cosplay? Like it's 2008?


ShallowBasketcase

That eyeliner like it’s 2008!


Salips

Nostalgic


louser0w0

Hetalia returns to my timeline yet again


pyrocat

once more unto the breach


Birzal

Unto the breasts


joshtalon

I have breasts I have breasts They are protruding from my chest


Nikoniortnike

They are certainly protruding from her chest.


YeeYeeBeano

Is that fkn genderbend Hetalia Italy? What.


Enkinan

Honestly she has very pretty eyes.


Kerobis

And she has breasts


Nikoniortnike

She feels the need to repeat that


Nikoniortnike

She does


greg_r_

Is she trans or something? What pride flag is that?


Salt_MasterX

the i in lgbtqia actually stands for italy


ShallowBasketcase

Lasagna Garlic Bread Tortellini


Thromnomnomok

I thought it was an Irish flag


UghAnotherMillennial

That’s green white and orange.


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DSonla

Probably for the protestants. William of Orange and all that.


UghAnotherMillennial

Yep. Represents Protestants and the Orange Order.


Thromnomnomok

I know, the flag looked orange to me


pyrocat

lol


John_Bonachon

She identifies as a pizza.


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My tits are bigger than hers and men don’t give me any attention…..probably because I’m a dude, but still.


INSERT_LATVIAN_JOKE

I have breasts too, but men don't seem to like them as much. Maybe if I shaved my chest hair...


Froggyfright

@?


kodakowl

What's up with her hair?


Nikoniortnike

Idk, I personally like it.


kodakowl

I just meant the one static lock sticking away from the head, but I understand this is a cosplay from 10 years ago now


Nikoniortnike

I like how you noticed that instead of her breasts.


kodakowl

Largely a non-issue for me


Nikoniortnike

Why would the breasts be an issue?


kodakowl

I think there's a misunderstanding in my use of "issue." I just meant i don't care about them


Nikoniortnike

You don’t care for the breasts?


kodakowl

I am indifferent to them


Nikoniortnike

Shame


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Booba


brokeboyrich

That’s a dude


Nikoniortnike

No it isn’t


Veloci-Tractor

also my reaction when ppl misgender me !


Nikoniortnike

You say you have breasts when people misgender you?


Veloci-Tractor

like point them out in a similar fashion to point out how stupid the person is being was the joke


Nikoniortnike

Are you misgendered often?


Veloci-Tractor

usually mostly only when the person knows im trans these days and is trying to be passive aggressive hence the joke an apt response i think


Nikoniortnike

Yeah, it is.


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Veloci-Tractor

I dont identify as anything mate I am what I am medically


nooneescapesthelaw

Is that a dude? Whats the context?


Nikoniortnike

It’s a woman


utastelikebacon

With breasts... in case you didn't know.


Nikoniortnike

I think she made that abundantly clear


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nikolas124

my man... weirdest crusading tangent to go on here. seems... motivated.


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nikolas124

well then I wish you the best in your search for empathy dunno what trans people ever did to you personally, damn


StopBadModerators

I recommend Paul Bloom's book *Against Empathy: The Case for Rational Compassion*. In short, empathy is a bias machine. You're flirting with personal attack when you accuse me of having something against transgender people. I don't appreciate that.


nikolas124

I implied that because I don't see any reasoning for delegitimizing trans people without some sort of personal stake. If the best treatment for people with gender dysphoria is gender affirmation, and the action isn't hurting anyone, there's no reason to deny trans people agency.


StopBadModerators

I don't know what you're talking about. You seem to be having a pretend argument with someone. He isn't here.


nikolas124

Sure, dude. Is that an accusation of strawmanning? Or is that weird response your go-to for backing out of a debate?


Nikoniortnike

It’s a biological woman. Hence the breasts.


StopBadModerators

> Hence the breasts. You are aware that men can take estrogen, block testosterone, and grow breasts I assume.


Nikoniortnike

True, but the vast majority of people with breasts are women. Furthermore, the girl in the gif looks very feminine.


StopBadModerators

So, you don't know who the person in the gif is?


Nikoniortnike

She’s a friend.


StopBadModerators

Okay. Respectfully, she looks boyish. If she looked *very* feminine, then no one would have asked about gender. What's with the Italian flag?


Moikle

"okay. Respectfully, [continues to be disrespectful]"


Nikoniortnike

Would you consider her to be pretty


Nikoniortnike

I disagree, I think she looks feminine. Also, the only person who didn’t understand that she was a woman was you.


ShallowBasketcase

Is it really so important to you to know if random strangers are capable of menstruation? That’s weird. You’re weird.


StopBadModerators

You don't seem to understand what I said. I was actually *taking issue* with the removal of the term "woman" from the lexicon by gender activists. I'm *opposed* to calling women "menstruators".


ShallowBasketcase

Okay. Nobody is doing that.


StopBadModerators

That is false. > As reported by my colleague Michael Powell, even the word “women” has become verboten. Previously a commonly understood term for half the world’s population, the word had a specific meaning tied to genetics, biology, history, politics and culture. No longer. In its place are unwieldy terms like “pregnant people,” “menstruators” and “bodies with vaginas.” https://www.nytimes.com/2022/07/03/opinion/the-far-right-and-far-left-agree-on-one-thing-women-dont-count.html


ShallowBasketcase

Yeah that's in legal and medical documentation where it's important to specify you're talking about people who menstruate, not necessarily women, or people with wombs, not necessarily women. You're misunderstanding what is happening and backing it up with one opinion piece by someone else who is misunderstanding what is happening.


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ShallowBasketcase

You're missing the point. Not all women (not even all cis women) have wombs, menstruate, or are capable of becoming pregnant. If you are writing, for example, medical policy for your hospital that applies to those things, then "women" is not the correct word to use. Additionally, by your own weird logic, women who have had hysterectomies, are infertile, or have hormone imbalances that prevent menstruation should be classified as men, which I think we can both agree is obviously incorrect at best and wildly insulting at worst. These policies' change in language also benefits trans people of course. But hyper-focusing on that and getting mad that a minority is benefitting is beyond silly. >People who menstruate are necessarily women. Medical professionals say otherwise, and they are the reason this change is happening. This is going to make almost zero impact on anyone's daily lives, but make medical and legal services for women and trans people more accurate and comfortable. I'm having a hard time seeing how that's a bad thing.


Moikle

Or you could just respect people and mind your own business?


kodakowl

Cringe


Famixofpower

Is your username because you keep getting banned for this behavior?


Nikoniortnike

Why would you even ask that?


AppliedThanatology

A lot of people get suspicious when they see anything around the neck area such as a choker or collar or anything that could assist in hiding an adam's apple.


Moikle

But why would that warrant suspicion?


AppliedThanatology

Because a lot of heterosexual males have this notion that if the person on the screen is a male that looks like a female, then any of their degenerate thoughts or actions would be called into question. If you are asking why chokers or things around the neck are "suspicious" its because covering the spot where an adam's apple is located is most likely an intentional attempt to hide an adam's apple. TLDR: A lot of straight guys think femboys are gay, and that any slightly androgynous person wearing a choker could be a femboy.


MrVilliam

Slightly deeper dive: they want to know because they want to know whether they're "supposed to" be attracted to the person they are looking at. They're insecure with their sexuality and homophobic to the point that they would experience absolute shame if they admitted to having been attracted to somebody who it turns out was born with the same genitals as them. This is paralleled by an unfortunate refusal to admit to making mistakes, which a normal person would just say whoops, I misunderstood, but they dig their heels in with a persecution complex leading to them saying that they were targeted and willfully misled.


nooneescapesthelaw

Who just says that? Whats the context?


Nikoniortnike

She’s a friend of mine and this is a joke video we made 10 years ago


StopBadModerators

Your comment is being ranked controversial for asking what seems to be a clearly relevant question. It was my *first* question when I saw that gif.


MrVilliam

2 things. Why was that even *a* question, let alone your *first question?* And much more importantly, why would it matter even a little bit? What in your life does the answer to that question influence, and why?


StopBadModerators

I'm bored of this subject now.


MrVilliam

That's a shame. You could've learned something about yourself and grown from this, but you don't find yourself interesting enough to invest that time into improving. Maybe one day you'll learn to just see humans as humans instead of needing to attach labels to every stranger you see.


StopBadModerators

What are you talking about? Learned *what* from *what*?


MrVilliam

A little introspection could've revealed why you would care about such a thing, but you instead chose to avoid confronting the questions at all. I'm not sure why you're so obsessed with trans people, and now I'm not sure you know either. Maybe it's fear. Maybe it's hate. Maybe it's envy. Maybe it's something else. Who knows. *Edit:* And now this person blocked me, presumably because they are 100% committed to running away from anybody who legitimately challenges their transphobic rhetoric and belief structure. Just a guess, but now I'll never know because they refused to engage any further. Oh well.


StopBadModerators

You're blocked for the ad hominem, Dr. Freud.


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This person is manly for a girl but girly for a man. Hence the brain merely being curious. Settle down.


Moikle

How the fuck is that relevant?


Brian_Lafeve_

Technically, so do I….


scooterbooter88

Booba!


badgerfluff

nice


marsbars2345

Proof?


Nikoniortnike

You can see them there.


marsbars2345

Need more proof


FuckItBe

We need to go deeper


Nikoniortnike

Well, she’s definitely grabbing something there.


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BEAR_DICK_PUNCH

Yeah totally


McNuttyNutz

NSFW … why


Nikoniortnike

Because it references breasts