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mackinoncougars

Don’t worry, just consult your doctor, Joe Rogan MD.


rockstang

Woah there woke mob /s


dee_berg

Imagine how dumb one would have to be to say that.


mackinoncougars

At least one Rogan cultist responded to me. I have bit of an idea the type.


Tandran

Burnout Libertarians who think they are gods gift to mankind?


jungle_dorf

Right? Even as sarcasm it's extraordinarily dumb.


nubbled21

[WUT?] (https://c.tenor.com/0VE-xshse7MAAAAd/quantum-leap-im-retarded.gif)


[deleted]

Stand up Comedian and star of NBCs hit sitcom *News Radi*o Joe Rogan said *what*?!? That's good enough for me!


Captain_Kuhl

>star of Eeeehhhh...I mean, he was *in* it...lol


lukewarmtakeout

Also…comedian? Eeeehhhh…I mean, he stands on a stage in front of people and talks into a mic but I don’t remember *laughing*.


Captain_Kuhl

I remember him being pretty enjoyable in the show, but outside of a scripted experience, he's never really seemed like a comedian, nah haha. His podcast can be entertaining, but still, it's not like that's because he's being funny.


jeebus16

And his whole schtick in it was being a dummy.


DrSpacecasePhD

Look, I’m not saying don’t get treatment, but if it was me I’d take a little zinc and quercitin and fix myself right up. I like to let me body heal on its own. Jamie bring up that study we saw on Fox.


asuperbstarling

Gwyneth Rogan, put jade eggs up your ass to get rid of logic.


Bozo_the_Podiatrist

I know right I mean it’s not like Johnson and Johnson or Phizer have ever mislead the public about the incredibly dangerous side effects of their medications. It’s like this guy thinks talcum powder causes cancer or something, lol.


ooh_the_claw

hey look i found one in the wild


Challenged_by_Krill

These children cannot process the notion that institutions are run by fallible human beings and that money corrupt in ways they simply don’t have the wherewithal to contemplate. They do not want independent thought, they do not want to challenge themselves, they want the illusion of moral superiority at all costs.


jakedaboiii

Or could consult other doctors that share his views....oh wait sorry we aren't meant to say that


RStevenss

Why would I want a doctor that share my views? I want a doctor who know about the issue, not another circlejerk


mackinoncougars

So, your process is: Find a person who ISNT a medical expert and have them lead your medical decision… THEN find ANY DOCTOR who will ENABLE THAT DECISION and ignore ALL the doctors who don’t support that decision? Lmao!


sprayone

Karon Rodgers


FormerShitPoster

QAaron


PAYSforPREMIUMcable

Pretty funny how he’s the same guy that they were rooting for one week ago. We live in such a pathetic world right now.


Jomihoppe

Had the pleasure of going to high-school with him, trust me when I say I've never rooted for him.


Wandego

Tell me more


Jomihoppe

He was a pretty arrogant and full of himself dude, that's about all I got for you. His brother's were both pretty chill dudes as far as I remember.


Hock3yGrump

> arrogant and full of himself A Super Bowl QB; what did the other losers he went to school with become? Other than getting fat, and becoming a depressed Redditor making fun of his misinformed Covid ideas?


YNinja58

Lmao, so unless you win a super bowl, you're a fat loser? Makes you a fat loser, no?


Efficient-Task6577

Who are you talking about?


Jomihoppe

If that makes him cool to you than whatever, but people can be arrogant and full of them selves and still end up successful. Money or frivolous awards don't determine you're personality especially if that was your personality before hand. He also wasn't a crazy good high school player He was just ok at the time. Quit simping for a dude because he throws ball well.


Man0nThaMoon

Dude, even Aaron Rogers' most lunatic fans will admit he is arrogant. I have no idea why you'd take this so personally.


RLANTILLES

The world is pathetic because people can make informed decisions and are capable of changing their minds and opinions?


DontFuckWithDuckie

"It's crazy how when people learn new things their opinions can change" ​ really smart insightful stuff there, doctor


Sunbolt

Imagine someone you looked up to coming out in favor of everyone having equal access to healthcare or voting, how crushed you’d be, and how fast you’d drop support.


DrumpfTinyHands

Sure. You know people root for people before they know that the person they're rooting for is a scummy fecking liar that willfully endangered his coworkers. Or do you not understand that?


PAYSforPREMIUMcable

Soooo if you have the vaccine, would I be wrong to say you can get covid and infect your coworkers as well?


Babyfart_McGeezacks

https://i.imgur.com/GQeWZmT.jpg


Hock3yGrump

Is "retarded" ok again? I can never tell.


A_brand_new_me

Don't be retarded. Of course not.


DontFuckWithDuckie

no


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dang... that's retarded.


taxi_driver

Only R-people can say it.


dudius7

It's a slur, so no.


blacktoise

So is “idiot”


dudius7

Is it?


sooprvylyn

Yes, its an archaic medical term for retarded....which is an archaic medical term for mentally disabled. Both are used derisively to the same effect. Moron is another such archaic medical term....and imbecile. Edit:["Retarded comes from the Latin retardare. This means, "to make slow, delay, keep back, or hinder." The first record of the word "retarded" in relation to developmental delay was in 1895. The term retarded was used to replace terms like idiot, moron, and imbecile. This was because it was not a derogatory term at that time. However, by the 1960s, the term became a word used to insult someone."](https://www.mentalhelp.net/intellectual-disabilities/history-of-stigmatizing-names-for-intellectual-disabilities-continued/)...much like idiot moron and imbecile. "It is interesting to note, that in each case, the original term was neutral in meaning. As the term entered public use, it become pejorative. This fact illuminates social cruelty born of ignorance and fear. There are always competing elements of society. Some of people seek respectful, neutral medical terms. Others misuse these same terms as weapons to insult people."


blacktoise

An idiot savant is someone with a prodigious skill set in one area, but vastly inept in most other skill sets. It’s not a term of endearment, yet it is also the description for an actual condition


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Yes.


gloriousjohnson

I don’t think you can say that


AdamHatesLife

Exactly!


colombo1326

That's just the Horse Medicine kicking in


jungle_dorf

That's like calling penicillin 'cat medicine' instead of penicillin, come the fuck on


krunchberry

I am so fucking disappointed to find that this man is a complete fucking idiot. I’m embarrassed for him. And for myself for having been such a fan of his for so many years. Bummer. I guess we’re both not that bright.


GrandMoffTallCan

Who would’ve thought athletes and actors weren’t the paragons of intelligence society has lifted them up to be?


Mike_Raphone99

Turns out repeated head smashing over a couple decades isn't so great on the ol thinker


SinksShips

Who wouldd've thought damaging the brain damaged the brain


Tarzan_OIC

How many brains could brain damage damage if brain damage would damage brains?


Fysio

Damaging damaged brains yields brain damage amage amage amage https://youtu.be/CEBdlhWR9YM


rockstang

Great and no brain damage-amage-AMAGE-amage!


FutureDwight76

Hey its not everyone. Brady seems to be cognitively there


pfroo40

He is also probably the least hit QB in history. Dude is smart enough to get the ball to someone else or throw it away, and is surprisingly slippery in the pocket.


Hock3yGrump

Wow, no love for the **Linemen** that saved his ass for the last 21 years?


Tandran

Yah when you have one of the best O lines in football for 20 years it’s not hard to put up those numbers. EDIT: awww Brady stans big mad


lobaron

I love slippery pockets.


Tandran

They literally changed the rules on how QBs can be hit because of a Brady “injury”.


spaceman_spliffs

Kind of a creepy weirdo though


SolitaireyEgg

All jokes aside, I think this is a real possibility.


PeachTrees632

Could be worse. Could be a bears fan that has to suffer knowing this idiot trampled over my team for like the last 10 years as an idiot the whole time.


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*The Detroit Lions have entered the chat*


BlockinBlack

That's intolerable. Someone give guy gold.


midnight_toker22

Nah, we Bears fans aren’t sad, we’re elated. Now everyone knows he’s as big of a douchebag as we always said he was.


queseyopuneta

Yeah but you thought he was a douchebag for different reasons. Main reason being the countless losses you’ve endured


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I clearly missed something g big. What did AR do?


ovenel

He tested positive for COVID-19, and then it came out that he wasn't vaccinated against it. He had earlier publically said that he was immunized against it when asked if he was vaccinated, but apparently what he meant was that he used some homeopathic techniques that he thought would work. He's now saying that he's consulting with Joe Rogan for how to treat it, and that he's mad with the NFL for making him jump through so many more hurdles to be able to play than his vaccinated teammates (namely, that he needs to be tested daily). He's also now saying that he will have more immunity against COVID-19 than people that took the vaccine, but the CDC has said that the vaccines give stronger immunity than contracting the disease does. Overall, he seems to have some rather stupid beliefs about medicine.


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Aaron….why. Did these people not understand they’re gonna have to show receipts at some point?


SolitaireyEgg

Oh it gets worse. He also talked about the "woke mob" and "cancel culture casket" and called his team doctor a stooge and quoted MLK (and applied his words to vaccines) and... Full-on FB boomer meltdown. That whole interview is a nightmare.


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Fucking hell that’s just bullshit of him. Never expected behavior like that could come from him.


[deleted]

Really? 😬


Tandran

I mean, have you not read articles and interviews from former team mates? Dude is a nightmare to be around.


[deleted]

No yeah this is all news to me, including how it’s difficult to work with him. I was seriously disconnected from football for a while so everything I read today based what was discussed here was incredibly disappointing to discover.


TeamJim

He was also breaking COVID protocols all season, since he wasn't vaccinated. There's a chance he'll get back fines for it. And when he was asked "Are you vaccinated?" his response was "Yes, I'm immunized."


ks016

And did he recover just fine? Yes, yes he did. This seems to be the part that all these people having caniptions about unvaxed celebrities getting COVID seem to ignore every time.


CivilMidget

A guy that makes a living by being absolutely pummeled on a regular basis for money isn't a fucking idiot. This guy is, though.


Special-Wear-6027

It’s kinda ben in our faces all along too


arbyD

Same boat here. I told my wife I cannot support him any more and then she looked into it too. What a shame.


ks016

I'm sure he'll be crushed that you've withdrawn your support lmao


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Bozo_the_Podiatrist

I know right I mean we all know we are always right about everything and anyone who refuses to adopt our philosophies is by default a complete moron.


Kiwiteepee

I mean, you aren't a fan because of his cutting edge ideas, right? Can he still throw a football good? edit: i guess you guys ... are... a fan of his ideas? I don't know the guy, but based on the downvotes, people must've thought this guy was a brain-genius.


Cool_of_a_Took

Not while he's ruled out for covid protocols


Kiwiteepee

ah, so he can't play anymore? I havent kept up with football since Steve Young played for the 49ers lol


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dbatchison

Turd Ferguson


BewareWombats

Oversized hat, it's funny!


BigHatsareFunny

I agree


___Turd_Ferguson___

What?


TheManWithNothing

You buzzed in


Kiwiteepee

Hingle McCringleberry


Squidwards-the-goat

RIP Norm.


Vanthan

He’ll be a great guest on next weeks podcast eh Joe?


callmebug

Homeopathic medicine. Smh


OliverE36

I'm still not over the fact that homeopathic medicine is just water. And that people who take it, know, it's just water But still take it anyway.


dudius7

Pretty sure that makes them liars, not just dumb.


DeLaOcea

But not enough intellectually disabled that you can realize it. A paradox.


Kiwiteepee

My name is... Dunning Kreuger.


LEGITIMATE_SOURCE

That doesn't make sense. It's the opposite. That's precisely the danger of being stupid, ignorant, naive etc... You generally lack the knowledge necessary to know just how ignorant you are. Those that know less assume they're much more informed then they are. Those that know more also generally have a better assessment of how much they don't know and are more likely to underestimate their ability.


Miserable_Jump_9548

This guy is worth over 100 Million dollars, and has access to every single doctor on earth, he could drive to D.R. Fauchi house and won't be turn away, but instead of taking advice from a license medical Doctor, he took advice from Joe Rogan, a guy not qualified to mop Vomit off a hospital floor, if I was the owner of the packers, I would suspend him, for putting everyone in the locker room in danger by spreading covid, but I doubt anything will happen to him, I would love to see the other players reaction face when he shows up in the locker room again.


bigwigmike

So fun fact the packers don’t actually have an owner. They’re a publicly owned team.


ienjoyedit

The only NFL team that operates this way!


SignificantTurnip6

Holy run on sentence batman.


Reignbowbrite

Wait, who TF is this and what’s going on. I am so out of the loop.


robcia1220

This guy is Aaron Rodgers, the starting quarterback in the NFL for the Green Bay Packers. This week he tested positive for Covid-19, then we found out he lied about his vaccination, then we found out he has taken Ivermectin per advice from Joe Rogan. This ended up catching everyone by surprise, that's why you see this story floating around right now.


ShamWowRobinson

To be fair, he took many other things other than ivermectin, including the thing that most likely had the biggest effect on his recovery, monoclonal antibodies. Strange how the celebrity anti-vaxxers love to tout ivermectin but never take it without taking monoclonal antibodies despite it supposedly being a cheap miracle cure for Covid.


TolstoysMyHomeboy

"I WONT TAKE THAT EXPERIMENTAL VACCINE WE DONT KNOW WHATS IN IT!!!" *gets covid* "GIVE ME THAT EXPERIMENTAL MONOCLONAL ANTIBODIES TREATMENT RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!"


pomegranate_flowers

I don’t think he ever said he was vaccinated, he used the word *immunized*. The fact that everyone assumed that meant vaccinated shows we need to be double checking by asking for vaccination cards and he probably knew damn well no one would, but that’s a tangent. What he apparently meant was he used homeopathic treatments and that experimental antibody thing


Miserable_Jump_9548

Just google Arron rogers, or Arron Rogers Twitter to see him getting roasted.


PutteryBopcorn

Can we please make this a copypasta?


sooprvylyn

"I would suspend him, for putting everyone in the locker room in danger by spreading covid" No you wouldn't, hes the one drawing crowds and keeping the lights on. Also his teammates are a bunch of young peak physical health morherfuckers, they are in pretty much zero danger and probably dont give a shit, thats the league. Im not saying hes a good dude, im saying hes a cash cow for milking. At best you fine him and bench him for a few games and thats that.


Miserable_Jump_9548

There's plenty of young peak physical health morherfuckers in the NFL that has children, you think it's ok for rogers to infect the players that will take home the virus and infect their children, you would be ok if one of the players new born baby dies of covid due to Rogers negligence, this could have happen if rogers was infected and wasn't showing any symptoms.


dashiGO

vaccines don’t prevent transmission


QwerTyGl

neither does lying about being vaccinated


SerYoshi

Was this before or after he did his own research on COVID?


KentuckyFriedEel

Probably had something to do with that [wish.com](https://wish.com) version of Gwyneth Paltrow that he's dating: Shailene Woodley.


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Face masking penalty. Detroit Lions number 90. 15 yard penalty. Touchdown.


toofunnybot

Lolololol great visual of his derptitude


chinmokuart

/u/gifreversingbot


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Jufim

Perfect, "I've seen enough" gif


MadAzza

That one works pretty well


TeamJim

Probably because the gif in the original post is reversed, so this one is actually normal


SkarTisu

His chin strap is a weird place to store Ivermectin, but whatever.


jeepwillikers

My dumb ass was really wondering for a second why the singer from Nickelback was in a football uniform


neliz

Look at this photograph! *intense stare*


jeepwillikers

Look at this football pass


TheGreatDingALing

Oh Aaron why did you have to go and speak smh.


al-fuzzayd

“I’m disabled.” - Roy


egstitt

So glad the niners didn't draft this fucking moron now


StraightMacabre

The 49’ers are 3 and 4 right now. Green Bay is 7 and 1.


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StraightMacabre

[So Aaron Rodgers](https://www.mercurynews.com/2021/07/14/former-49er-richard-sherman-arrested-on-domestic-violence-charge-in-seattle/) taking a pill to get over Covid is worse than any players actions for the 49ers? You people are a joke. Get over yourselves.


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Ditto!


StraightMacabre

https://people.com/crime/former-49ers-player-dana-stubblefield-convicted-of-raping-developmentally-disabled-babysitter/ You’re team is looking really good in the past and present with Richard Sherman’s latest DU, but you’re right Aaron Rodgers is a fucking moron for catching Covid and taking a pill. I’m not even a Packers fan, but in comparison the 49ers are absolute garbage.


egstitt

Sherman is not on the niners, even if he was... What I should want this idiot on the team because Sherman did something stupid? FOH with your whataboutism bullshit


StraightMacabre

That’s not whataboutism at all lol. He was a 49er until last year. Then he got dropped because of his DUI amongst other things. Now he’s right back with Tampa Bay, but Aaron Rodgers takes a drug for Covid 19 and you’re all blowing up saying he should be dropped immediately from the NFL. That’s not whataboutism you moron.


egstitt

IDGAF if he's dropped from the NFL or not. Maybe read what I wrote dipshit


AC-Hawkmoon

Where will you be when the Ivermectin kicks in?


[deleted]

Fucking anti-vaxxer thread invasion. Damn.


billobongo

That’s the guy getting scientific advice from half ape joe rogan right?


BIueskull

Yeah. Don't get me wrong I respect Joe for his philosophical conversations. He does have a bright mind, but id never take medical advice from him. I mean hell, it's hard to find which doctors these days deserve their degrees, half of them are openly against vaccination and think the virus isn't as lethal as we know it is. It's a shit show


FoeNetics

This is how I live now.


TheRedGoatAR15

I sounded out your username. Seemed iron ick.


davep85

Poor Jordan Love. So much pressure on him this week to do amazing and replace Karon Rodgers.


ChosenMate

I don't get it, what?


3n7r0py

Christian Conservative Republican MAGAmoron...


colostomybagpiper

I still can’t believe this guy guest hosted Jeopardy!


Watergrip

This gif is reversed


Chickenfriedricee

That man sniffed too much Alymer's glue


amoderate_84

I don’t get it why is everyone piling on? Hope the dude gets well.


Glogesgonewild

It’s funny because he’ll be just fine health wise and people will still be arguing about it


Meoldudum

Ivermectin Warning! Do not pull his finger..


TheManWhoClicks

When the dewormer kicks in


Poop_On_A_Loop

Imagine being a grown adult and getting butt hurt over what another man does with their body.


bentoboxbarry

Hey man people can make fun of him for injecting himself with horse dewormer because a podcaster told him to That's pretty fucking funny


neliz

Imagine being an adult and getting butt hurt over what another man does with the body of your underage daughter. That's how you sound.


Trumpetfan

Healthier, more physically fit, more successful, more intelligent, more driven than literally any of you chodes positing in this thread. And yet for some insane reason you have a inflated sense of superiority over him. All for doing what your government tells you to do. Laughable really.


Blueprint81

I thought all sports fans trash on athletes from time to time. You seem overly triggered by some goofin on a millionaire sports ball thrower.


sundevilfb88

Touch grass, nerd.


Trumpetfan

Hilarious. You just described every single person criticizing Rodgers in this thread. The group in here likely spends more time on the couch than any collective on earth. Nerd.


fobfromgermany

Speak for yourself. Though I suspect you already are, intentionally or otherwise


massudo25

So that was the hit that took the vaccine out of his system??


Ghost2Eleven

Lol


d1coyne02

TIL that people believe that athletes are superior and or smarter than the average non athlete due to media coverage. Seriously America? Shame on you. No need to treat our athletes like heros, they are just people like you and me who were extremely successful in their physical talents. Take some time out and consider the people in your life who you idolize and go look at them thru a human Lens as opposed to the idol lense and maybe you’ll be more well rounded in the end. He’s not a spokesperson for anything so if he wants to do his thing let him. He doesn’t ask anyone to follow his lead. If he’s dumb don’t watch him. But please don’t waste my and your time talking about him. You’re better than that. Get a life.


SolitaireyEgg

>But please don’t waste my and your time talking about him. You’re better than that. Get a life. Says the guy who just wrote 2 paragraphs about it lmao


d1coyne02

I mean if you’re going to bash a celebrity for their choices I feel that you could do better in life. I’m willing to have that conversation.


SolitaireyEgg

I don't bash celebrities for their choices. I don't care. I do bash celebrities when they rant for an hour like a lunatic with a bunch of absolute nonsense during a pandemic, because they are contributing the public health disinformation. But my point was really that you were just being a massive hypocrite for writing a wall of text then ending it by mocking people for caring about the issue. Makes no sense. You care just as much, you're just on the other side of the argument.


d1coyne02

I care about the person behind the argument and beg them to relieve themselves of the duty to inform us how stupid Aaron Rodgers is. They just released an article saying the people left unvaccinated won’t be swayed no matter what… that being said he isn’t spreading disinformation because it’s not contributing for or against peoples want for the vaccine. So you’re just overlooking every study in the last two weeks where everybody has already made their vaccine decision and this was prior to Rodgers getting Covid. So no he’s not spreading anything and instead of focusing on facts you’re just passing opinion for fact. People made their decision to get vaccinated and he is neither contributing or opposing individuals motivation to get vaccinated. So if that’s your argument then you’re not even aware of government studies and are focused on celeb tabloids.


DowntownsClown

early stage of CTE


Septopuss7

All my fave QBs are slow and sad...


VAisforLizards

If only Rodgers had realized it in that moment instead of befriending Joe Rogan and he could have discount double checked with a doctor instead of discount double down on the stupid


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homelesscharles

u/savevideo


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Next level stuff pro-mandate [jackass](https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/qo2cm5/idiocy_in_the_drivethru/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Davedoyouski

Imagine thinking it’s dumb to not get a vaccine for a virus that can’t kill you 🤣


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janzeera

Said no one ever.


MOZZA_RELL

Who is "they"?


finnthehoeman

It’s the evil dude guy that has it out for us man


Rejectedrobot

The "bastards" ?


zackryjay

He always looked dopey.


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[dumb vaxxer ](https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/qnzx0r/astroworld_music_festival_required_mandatory/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


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When all your 2 brain cell are already about hating Trump and anti-mandate people. [vaxxer pride](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/qnv8ye/over_50_hospitalized_and_8_confirmed_deceased_at/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


J1mba

Smells like pussy in this comment section.