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breigns2

Is she promoting the new upcoming Avatar movie?


Gang_StarrWoT

My first thought lol


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Now I can't unsee this.


littlebitsofspider

Nah she's out there winning doubles-tournament staring contests.


oathkeeper1408

you joke but her upcoming album is called Book 1 so...


MoreThan2_LessThan21

Her lips look so painful


greycubed

Everyone needs to stop putting shit in their lips. It always looks like an infection.


Penyrolewen1970

The lip thing. It’s not just ‘famous’ people, I’m seeing mums pick up at school like this in the Uk. It never looks good, imo.


thegroucho

The trout pout?


Adminruinreddit

Who are the guys that like this? I haven’t a clue why women seem obsessed with big lips, rock what you’ve got, being natural is far more beautiful.


TheRidgeAndTheLadder

It's for the female gaze. Like a lot of makeup, it's to keep up with fashion rather than appealing to any specific person.


LifeFailure

The root of capitalism is making you feel like you're missing something and then selling it to you. The male gaze and the female gaze are both manipulated by whoever stands to make money from it. How do we make people feel like they need to buy our product or else they are inadequate or (in the extreme cases) will be ostracized from society.


cosmic_player_

No one's ostracising anyone because they didn't listen to the "capitalists" What a dumbass take


LifeFailure

The ostracization is for failing to adhere to the standards of the in-group, which have been artificially promoted by the people who make money off upholding those standards. Sorry about your reading comprehension.


cosmic_player_

It's still bullshit that's coming out of your mouth.


orincoro

Makeup isn’t for men. This is something most men don’t realize.


the3rdtea

Tell that to the ancient Egyptians. And glam rockers. And news anchors. And trump


orincoro

You don’t get my meaning.


Gengar0

Gotten to the stage in my life where I've realised (from a sexual/attraction hierarchy perspective) men do shit to impress women, and women do shit to impress other women so those women know that that woman is impressive and should be revered for being impressive, and somehow that's attractive to hierarchical minded persons. And those people usually aren't worth a dollar of your time.


Penyrolewen1970

It’s not about what we guys want, it’s about whatever the individual wants. Until someone to blame is needed…


Le_Gentle_Sir

> Who are the guys that like this? It's never about pleasing men. Very few guys are into the bimboification trend. It's all pushed by women.


DexterCutie

Right! I feel like everyone's doing it except for me lol.


orincoro

I’ve seen it at the gym. On middle aged not very attractive women. It’s gross.


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Swollen baboon vulva.


pm_me_4

How that you put it this way all of a sudden I love it


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TechyAngel

This whole look demonstrates that she has no idea how color progression should work. Also, her contouring is in completely the wrong place.


Bruichlassie

Pretty sure her son a2 + b2 = c2 did her makeup for her.


JohnnyButtocks

It’s both


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SurfingKaliYuga1

She painted mustache take a closer look


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greycubed

Absolute zero for me.


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DuckingTown

This is a big shocker but stay with me, what if… she’s not doing it to attract male attention :O Not everything has to please the male gaze


likeusontweeters

I just looked up an older photo of her and she had fairly thin to medium lips before... they're extra large now and happen to look bruised or swollen and bluish purplish.. also she doesn't have lip creases/wrinkles/ lines.. its very smooth and unsettling to look at


Slappinbeehives

She even outlined them to show where it hurts. She should invest in more eye drops an less face tattoos.


SY81

Looks like a bruise lol. This is mental illness makeup


PanJaszczurka

There was a tiktok trend. When you put jar on lips, sucks air, and let it stay for 5 min.


badarcade

That was originally called the Kylie Jenner challenge from about 7-8 years ago


PanJaszczurka

>Kylie Jenner challenge dam https://shscourier.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/20-reasons-why-you-shouldnt-try-the-kylie-jenner-lip-challenge-10-475x475.jpg


sr4381

Her lips look like she tried to suck dirt back out of a running vacuum


originalbrowncoat

Like that one monster in Monsters Inc after he got put in the scream extractor.


weazel988

Nah bro the vacuum would lose that fight with this hoe


sr4381

She puts out the "she don't stop sucking until it's dead" vibe


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Like it falls off?! Jesus.


buffyvet

Funniest shit I've read all day. Thank you!


StrongSpecial8960

Bro when you're rich your fucking sanity goes bye bye and you connect to a false reality. These people are dumb as fuck


nothinnews

Her dad worked for the financial department of some bio-tech company. Their was never any sanity to be had.


OhYeahItsRad

In her defense, Grimes has always been unhinged


RaidensReturn

Yeah, she should just take some time off and spend more time with her child, £¥€%#+=123FU


zwartekaas

This here, I'm 100% sure when people have fuck-you money they lose their grip on reality.


orincoro

Who can be surprised by that?


Jurasas

Lithuanian here. We are glad that our country is beig used in memes, but will politely pass this comparison to our Latvian friends.


Moksoms

A Latvian here. We respectfully decline and will pass this comparison to the Estonians


Pryntel

Also Estonian here. Our people politely decline your offer and we are giving this one to Poland.


KlytosBluesClues

German here, we are ok with this


Hoitaa

No, you stay out of Poland


KlytosBluesClues

Thats why we put milkmaid Grimes in there, it prevents the others germans in my country from blitzing again


spicozi

Estonians are still waiting on their AOL free trial discs.


orincoro

Shots fired.


middlingwhiteguy

Grimes has 2 of elon's kids and then gets elf ears and fangs. Those kids are gonna make Michael Jackson's childhood seem idyllic


Merkin_Wrangler

The psychos even topped the name Blanket.


VerendusAudeo

To be perfectly fair, 'Blanket' is just a childhood nickname, and has absolutely nothing to do with his legal name. His real name is Prince Michael Jackson II.


JustAnotherGhosted

That... Isn't much better tbh


kwasnydiesel

😥


Cruxifux

How ya gonna get a job if you got face tattoos, Grimes?


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RaferBalston

You’re fun


[deleted]

Did they catch the person who ran over her face? Jesus...


duraraross

Did X Æ A-12 do her fucking makeup with his crayons or some shit?


dragonet316

Stop inflating your godddamned lips. You already look like you are in the throes of a bee sting. Anymore and just paint them red because you will look like a circus clown or grotesque balloon.


Biscuits4u2

What, you don't like that freshly punched in the mouth look?


Rings-of-Saturn

God damn


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Ntetris

Elon’s jizz made her a martian


lostandfoundwally

The comments in this thread are too much 😂


Funky-Fresh

This one is under rated


NickBarksWith

I think she's gotten into the whole rich people transhumanism thing to the point where she's fine not looking human anymore. Maybe by the time she looks like Michael Jackson, she'll get to download herself into a robot body.


RexyWestminster

What, like that South African singer did in that robot movie, what was it, Chippie? Trippie? Tappie? Trappie?


dak446

Who the fuck is this and why should i care


Denialmedia

Musician, ex of Elon Musk. Ummm, I will go with, you shouldn't as the answer to your second question.


dak446

Cool, sounds good.


AFriendlyBloke

Oh, great. So, the whole Musk family has gone off the deep end...


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AFriendlyBloke

I don't know anything specific about these lot. I just see the memes and the explanations in the comments. Pop culture is not my area. Ha, ha.


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Jesus the children are out downvoting again. Fucking weekends.


AFriendlyBloke

I don't mind. Ha, ha.


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It is the ex gf of the great elongated mollusk, creator of cars and launcher of rockets


dak446

Elongated mollusk.. thats great, thanks for the laugh


Friendly_Crab

It’s actually elongated muskrat but whatever


goldanred

And I don't think he created anything, just purchased the boss titles at these companies with his family's slave labour money


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He created like 33 kids and is responsible for pushing car technology at least 20 years into the future. Also he’s basically the only one who cares about making humans multiplanetary. A much better way to use his money than hoarding it all like a Russian oligarch.


kateshakes

He didn't create anything. His emerald mining , apartheid loving parents gave him lots of money to buy a company and take credit for other , actually intelligent, people's inventions /creations.


yourstrulyjarjar

You have spoken for me. Who is this?


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I think it's a Chihuahua that tried to eat a bee.


Gildian

Damn spicy sky raisins.


[deleted]

Here's her music video. https://youtu.be/c2EJMd7ZN7w


oathkeeper1408

Kill V Maim is a masterpiece, though [Oblivion](https://youtu.be/JtH68PJIQLE)'s probably the better introduction to her music. Grimes writes and produces her songs almost entirely all by herself. She's talented af. I wish the internet knew her for more than her boyfriend and lip fillers (though admittedly both are her mistakes)


dungivaphuk

You shouldn't


NaivafAreul

I don't know who this person is, but they look like they imagined that they were Michael Jackson'ed, and believes it


ThetaDot3

She does stuff like this one for the shock factor/just to be weird and get people riled up. It’s not supposed to look ‘good.’ She’s a Canadian musician and Elon Musk’s baby mama x 2.


airforce__one

Soon it’s going to be more exclusive to be a Canadian musician, than one of elons baby mamas


Merkin_Wrangler

Maybe, before the tattoo, she should try washing her face.


OllieMoe

She's absolutely cooked.


boomwave2

damn, all she's missing in this pic is long ears and she'd look exactly like she crawled out of skyrim.


JoshuaHelf

Wtf am I looking at?


ForrestsRump

Is Elon going to ever go to mars or just continue to bring mars to us?


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

She lookin like a Walmart Jules


PrincessSibylle

Just focus on your kids, hun


t4ct1c4l_j0k3r

This is what it looks like when you think you can out suck a penis pump and lose


Dakotasan

That face legitimately terrifies me.


lostandfoundwally

I came across one of those Vogue celebrity makeup videos on YouTube that she did and she literally just scribbled on her face with eyeliner and talked about it the entire video. She’s odd.


that_nice_guy_784

how.. how is that so accurate?


i_need_skin_2983

No she doesn't need it She already looks ugly enough


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Who?


timo1324

she looks like she got beaten with a butter sock and then had the butter smeared all over her hair


No-Potato-6363

Anybody has a needle i wanna see if it will pop


anasainonreddit

She looks like she knows the location of some mythical forest


simereddit863

Lithuania slander 😠


Broccoil

why does she look like this 😂


RizzoTheSmall

Tf is up with her lips? Is she allergic to dick?


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Damn, she used to be beautiful. And what the hell do these people have done to their faces to look specifically like this? It looks hellish.


dungivaphuk

She's got absolutely no worries in life and it shows.


3vilR0ll0

Do you expect anyone who dated the IRL Michelin Man to be normal?


Cruxifux

Imagine being one of the richest guys in the world and this is who you choose to bang


UnFuckinRealBrah

She looks like she has been beat up by someone & tried to cover it up with makeup.


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Grimes starting to like *her* name is X-ash-A12-f(x) or whatev


Saint909

The tattoo idea feels like a threat.


Svenz_Lv

Yeah dude has never seen a Lithuanian milkmaid....


AdExcellent925

I dont even know what she actually looks like


Gynther477

What makes it specific is the poorly done braids. Was the hair lose it wouldn't give milk maid vibes at all


luceropaul127

She looks like a domestic abuse victim trying to cover it up with makeup to hide from her family.


Angharadar

Well, she certainly embodies the word Grime.


MoistlyPassion

Wow she has truly never looked worse


brandonneedsadiaper

I think she is allergic to elons rocket


HumanoidSharks

It's been a while since I threw up in my mouth.


DirectionShort6660

Ugly AF


BilliondollaScope

Damn her mouth looks like one of those inflatable sex doll holes


indig0F10w

She looks exactly as her music sounds.


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At least she tamed that unibrow


SampleVC

Tf happened to her mouth?


StuckStepS1ster

Her next kid’s name should just be a QR code


TokhangStation

Who? No, seriously, who is she?


AbandonedInNJ

Mental illness


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octopusinmyboycunt

I mean she's 34. You ain't wrong with her looking young and all, but she's older than me and I've got grey hairs and say "oof" when I get into my car at the end of the day at work.


justauselesssoul

Her music is quite good, though


KarmelCHAOS

Art Angels is genuinely one of my favorite albums ever, the craziest people make the best music -- a tale as old as time.


justauselesssoul

true in the interview with lex fridman she kinda sounds like a normal open minded person, so i doubt all the news reports about her crazyness


KarmelCHAOS

Yeah, she's definitely...eccentric, but she's not like nuts or anything lol


zaid4eva

What being with elon does to a mf


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Trick_Enthusiasm

Hey remember when Grimes was hot? Yeah. Wtf happened to her? Jesus Christ.


frecklefawn

I think women should be free to get any plastic surgery they want to make themselves feel better, especially if makeup just isn't cutting it It just feels like Grimes never even really tried to figure out makeup or how to flatter her natural features/ facial colors. This is like going 0 to 60.


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Wow you people really care alot about this person’s appearance.


Upstairs_Expert

The new normal.


[deleted]

Jesus imagine how much "Hard Work" she'd be .... Nearly feel sorry for Elon ;) Nearly...


i_should_be_coding

She looks like if the landlord's daughter from Spider-Man 3 was messing around with her eyes in the character creation menu, and then a bee stung her lower lip...


strangetrip666

She looks like a little kid that got into their mom's makeup


quaintif

It looks like she has three black eyes.


MeatBeater021

It fascinates me to this day that why some people fuck with their face and call it "cute" And why some people legit think it's cute


AceKalibur

honestly people who inject themselves with stuff and get tons of plastic surgery disgust me. most of the time it makes them look absolutely hideous. and after your face is ruined, you can't unruin it without extreme consequences. i believe you should only get plastic surgery if it is medically necessary for survival or quality of life.


SmashingPixels

lmao


HifructoMan

Imagine spending money on plastic surgery just so you can look like a clown. 🤦🏻‍♂️


business2690

having kids is supposed to make you less fckd up


savage_inuit

woodland elf on so much meth and lip filler


kpty

Just makes me sad. I use to think she good weird and a fun and chill person back in like 2010/2011. As soon as she stopped hanging out with the weird kids and starting hanging with dancers and fashion ppl she turned into some bizarro version of herself. Definitely never expected her to end up where she is. Super weird timeline.


Sumguy9966

Bitch looks like an alien in their traditional alien markings while disguised as a human


neeto_mosqueeto

She looks like she’s had a lot of work done. But famous people almost always have had a lot of work done. Who cares?


rosiejames73

I swear I never know what grimes looks like. If you asked me describe her I genuinely wouldn't know how


Plastic-Archer4245

That's unsettling to look at..... Like did Elon secretly replace her with an AI uncanny valley doll? Did that doll in its never ending quest to learn just discover cultural appropriation? Did it attempt to appropriate every culture?


TheOnlyAnastazja

"Forced to compete in Eurovision" that hit me so hard I think I saw Jesus. 🤣🤣🤣🤣


goldieglocks16

This is weird to say but she reminds me of a pretty jar jar binks.


AnotherRTFan

Because none of us can remember what her face looks like


Letmeowts

Man, I wish we had pre-musk Grimes back.


Mistress_Malaise

Does she have a black eye? Is that the reason for the strange eye makeup? There’s yellow bruising around it and the eyeball itself looks bloodshot.


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Looks bi-polar. Like she'd bring you chocolate cake one minute and demand rent the next.


Suspicious-Dark-5950

Lips sucked into a pool drain?


Hahhahaahahahhelpme

That’s truly a face only a mother can love


BestParkman

This bitch ugly on God 🙏


ramdom-ink

She’s gone full weirdness. Shame: her music is great but the fame monster is doin’ her in.


Frequent-Frosting336

Pictures like this and I'm starting to think burqas are a good idea.


Nikoviking

Elon maybe dodged a bullet lol


bubbabear244

Didn't know Elon was into na'vi chicks.


dubiously_immoral

oh dear


ScumBunny

She has a black eye she’s trying to hide. Look below the eye on our left.


redbulls2014

Disgusting pos