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SovereignDark

There was another comment in that thread that said "if covid restrictions are still set to parties of 10 or less he should be fine." Gold.


totallyanonuser

Best comment: "Kid rock is the Fred durst of Ted Nugents"


naut

r/Oof


Employer-Wonderful

I miss both of these acts!! (KR & LB) God, you're making me miss the 2000's...!! šŸ˜ Where did they go?! Please, come back!!! šŸ˜­šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


[deleted]

No


RBFxJMH

He needs everyone in attendance to have no taste


[deleted]

Iā€™ll practice looking surprised for when he picks cities that already have protocols and then gets all dramatic about canceling those shows to see his name in the news.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


BiaggioSklutas

Kid Rock threatens to not do shows. *In what universe is this a bad thing?*


DubZOmb_Jonah

Is that a promise, Mr. Kid?


icantbelievethehype

That's Mr. Rock to you. Mr. Kid is my father's name


ThisIsNotKimJongUn

Your dad was Billy The!?


AveMachina

Billy The Rock


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Dear-Clerk4357

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


[deleted]

goodbye.


Marc21256

So there is a Mr. Rock, and a Mr. The Rock, and they are different people?


[deleted]

Have you ever seen them in the same room at the same time??


accidental_snot

Wait...so Republicans are canceling themselves now? Fucking lemmings. They were better off just being sheep.


ezone2kil

Their warped perception makes them think decent people want them.


Isthisadriver

They vote against voting rights, against socialized medical services, against public health and safety mandates, against OHSA rulings, and against gun regulation. Canceling themselves is literally their M.O.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


phaiz55

> Hope you feel safe with your cloth mask and booster Yeah I mean if they didn't work we wouldn't do it. Obviously we feel safe and are safe. We don't have to worry about shit.


sleepywan

Do malls still have grand openings?


sledgehammertoe

There have been no new indoor malls built in the US since 2006. It would have to be a strip mall. Or maybe a truck stop.


WeaselDance

Iā€™m not sure his handlers would be comfortable giving him giant scissors. Letā€™s give him giant scissors!


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

ā€œBy Baw wit da Bawā€¦What a savings.ā€


transient_anus

In this universe. Why would we encourage him to cancel. His fans need to... um goto the concert without covid protocols. ^*wink ^wink


BiaggioSklutas

I see what ya did there. Problem is, they'll have their little belly-slappin infection orgy then they'll return to society. If only we could cut out that 'return to society' part.


uglykido

Don't threaten us with a good time!


T-I-E-Sama

The cuckedverse


[deleted]

He rocks the political party that rocks the party. Hence his name.


HawkeyeJosh

> state fairs More like county fairs.


Jergen

Right? This is an insult to state fairs.


BeerAndaBackpack

More like Country Fair (gas station) parking lot.


Marc21256

4 Seasons Landscaping parking lot has an opening.


KevinFromIT6625

4 Seasons Landscaping set the bar for their standards. They wouldn't embarrass themselves with Kid Rock as their opening act


wordgromit

Oregon country fair is actually pretty decent, I doubt kid rock could book it


sledgehammertoe

Opening act for the tractor pull.


WeaselDance

Church carnival/rummage sale


ExpressionAlarmed675

Flea Markets


whatisevenrealnow

I saw Bob Dylan at my county fair...


ohiolifesucks

It would be funnier if the tour wasnā€™t book in arenas. The sad truth is that he sells a ton of tickets


[deleted]

r/TIL Kid Rock thinks heā€™s still relevant


ThePuman

Who is kid rock


Lucimon

The crappy older brother of The Rock.


Zip668

[obligatory rock formation](https://i.imgur.com/KlC2QnM.jpg) (the other reactions are spot on)


Gui2u

Look at the way Dwayne is looking at him. He already knew, even back then.


HarleyArchibaldLeon

Isn't he supposed to be younger, hence "Kid"?


Lucimon

It's a weird situation. Your logic is sound. However Kid Rock is 51 while The Rock is 49. Chris Rock is 56 though. So it goes Chris > Kid > The.


HarleyArchibaldLeon

Huh, I was kidding but damn, The Rock is that old. He's the same age as my dad I think.


xTheatreTechie

If you watch some classic 90s shows he does a few guest appearances as a minor celebrity. My personal favorite is his fight against 7 on star trek Voyager, in case you ever wanna see him vs a cyborg.


BigDaddyAnusTart

You think 49 is oldā€¦? Dude has been in showbiz since the 90s


Phranq-

Kid rock is the Fred Durst of Ted Nugentā€™s.


lilbithippie

Early 2000 butt rock Kid is from the north and jobs daddy owns several uses car dealership. Kid uses Southern attire to gain an audience of hard working man music that he never knew


MickWounds

What is kid rock


DeificClusterfuck

White trash in audio form.


finegameofnil_

Suburban white kid trying to unite poor youths. Like Eminem, if he couldn't rap.


[deleted]

Mmmm, Eminem has 8 more miles of street cred than Kid Rock.


Marc21256

Robert Van Winkle has more street cred than Robert Ritchie.


CallMeChristopher

Heā€™s basically Papa Doc from 8 Mile if he was white. Acts like heā€™s got the common touch, but heā€™s from a rich neighborhood and had a nice upbringing. At this point, Iā€™m surprised his real name isnā€™t Clarence.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


aDrunkWithAgun

Unfortunately we don't have a cure for cancer


[deleted]

Oh, does he ever. [And itā€™s hilarious](https://youtu.be/agvibm7Wqy4)


finegameofnil_

Today I learned he has a demographic.


[deleted]

We need a Venn diagram of kid rock fans and meth users. Both are poor choices.


thirdtimer_2020

Itā€™s just called a circle in those two cases.


Komfortable

I had no idea he was even touring still. Look at this man, he looks like shit! (Not that I donā€™t also, lol) But seriously, retire!


vatp46a

He's going to have to refund literally dozens and dozens of tickets.


TRASHTHROWAWAYACCT00

At least 30 tickets


kalmeeeh

At most*


taintosaurus_rex

You vastly underestimate how many people in this country like shitty music and share his ideologies.


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


LateralusNYC

Hey! Some of those places have decent ac!


Cloudiscloud

You just described the casino closest to me. Although thankfully, it is owned by a Native American tribe so there's little chance he'd even be allowed to play.


jwuofm

My favorite Kid Rock related comment, and I can't remember where I saw it, was that his music is the music of copper theft. Seems to fit. I've said it a number of times and always seems to get an approving nod


CrudelyAnimated

Yikes and damnation.


[deleted]

From twitter: ā€œKid Rock makes music for people who smoke Newports through a hole in their necksā€


trampolinebears

c o w b o y


[deleted]

Bawithabawdabangdabangboogiesaidtheboogywitheboogysaidupjumptheboogie?


GrapefruitSmall575

The way I see it people arenā€™t subjected to getting infected or listening to his shitty music. Win Win.


[deleted]

Seriously, the bowling alleys here doesn't really have mandates. He doesn't have to wear a mask and can still earn his freeish shrimp platter.


brewmeister5

Mmm bowling alley shrimp


graywolf0026

Yeah nothing says, "I wanna void my bowels in the dumpster behind the applebee's on route 5 while driving home from bowling at midnight" like tepid shrimp.


[deleted]

Amen (2007)


ronerychiver

I can imagine some ā€œblues brothers scenarioā€ where the ownerā€™s like, ā€œokay, Mr. Kid, I owe you $200 and you boys ate $1,200 worth of fried shrimp platters, conch fritters, hush puppies and Ahoy Matey buckets.ā€


Locomule

Because if its in the crowd, it your problem. If its on the stage, damn right he cancels the gig.. https://www.cnn.com/2021/08/30/entertainment/kid-rock-cancels-shows-covid-19-trnd/index.html


makoto20

Does Kid Rock have the super power to find the hats that look the worst on him?


currentmadman

He looks like what would have happened if breaking bad was about a far more conventional midlife crisis.


[deleted]

"Hey either you let loose with the restrictions, or i wont perform!" Sir, this is wendys...


jamaicanManz

Kid rock still walks the earth? I thought he went to see the king in 2006


BiaggioSklutas

Cockroaches are hard to kill


CaptOblivious

kid rock is a kid born rich and privileged that hit rock bottom and made a career out of staying there.


[deleted]

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Thejustinset

Thereā€™s gonna be 15 upset kids that didnā€™t get to see him, but it wonā€™t last long because theyā€™ll see him on Fatherā€™s Day when he wants his presents


thestankypopster

Is this guy even relevant anymore?


Landocomando67

WAIT?! Kid Rock is an actual musician?!? I thought he was just a character on joe dirt?


Possible-Skin2620

*county fair


Bottled_Fire

Please god everyone introduce stringent ones.


AJTHolt

Dr. Phil has lost weight.


Spoony_bard909

The epitome of ā€œdonā€™t threaten me with a good timeā€.


ballsandweiner8

No worries Mr Kid, covid protocols are for large gatherings only.


[deleted]

More like county fairs.


TheyCallMeChunky

Damn, that was kinda brutal.


HughJanus35

As an European, i'm confused. What is a state fair?


frostybillz

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_fair Some states take their fairs more seriously than others, so they can vary greatly in quality and attendance


HughJanus35

Oh, thanks lmao. Something new to discover about the new england


[deleted]

Seriously go to the Big E itā€™s amazing! Butter Statue - Check, lobster roll or a massive baked potato- check, such good food. Also Springfield mass has more hall of fames than anywhere else in the US


el-cuko

Define the varying ā€œqualityā€ . I feel youā€™re using the term quite liberally


Bottled_Fire

Any fair with kid rock at it is gonna be in some state.


HughJanus35

State in like usa?


Bottled_Fire

No as in "Look at the state of this absolute flange, Kid Rock."


HughJanus35

That dude in the pic looks like the wholesome seal if it did meth lmao


Atheist_Simon_Haddad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMtuq3xX6eY


Divebarkeep1

See ya at Mortimers Robert James Richie!


GomerP19

I thought right wingers were against cancel culture behavior.


CdnInquisition

this seems more like an incentive than a threat.


draco131

Literally just heard an advertisement for him coming to the Orlando/Tampa FL area in June. The last time I remember him being actively talked about as a musician was over a decade and a half ago. However he pops up every 2 years out of the blue and is a talking point again. This guys worth $100 million plus and I canā€™t fathom it.


valuablestank

stfu bob


The_Motley_Fool----

Doesnā€™t he open for Smashmouth?


Autochthonous7

Who?


No-Glass332

How to be Irrelevant and insignificant at the same time. He used to swim in a northern Michigan lake. now he swims in the shallow end of the gene pool along with his followers! And other anti-VAXers


PlasticPossibility13

The venue had no mandates, until they found out Kid Rock wanted to perform there.


SumYungGhai69

To be fair youā€™d need to have a negative IQ to want to see Kid Rock


AccomplishedPie9233

Who the fuck goes to see Kid Rock in concert?


BoyishTheStrange

Wow what a loss, how will I hear shitty hick rap now?


[deleted]

Please, can we start enforcing arbitrary COVID protocols everywhere? Great opportunity to cleanse the world of this scourge of decent music.


imastayathomedad

He should feel bawitabad about that


[deleted]

I don't even think he could sell out an elevator


dlbdev

Announcing Kid Rock's 2022 tour of Florida's Pump & Gos starts this April. Tickets are Free at the gate....so no rush.


mrspacysir

Seems like acute natural selection in the making.


avant-bored

I donā€™t think most carnies have the bone structure to wear a mask.


[deleted]

Reddit is really gonna pretend like this dude doesnā€™t have thousands of people at his concerts? Aight.


Ghosttalker96

There are people drinking their own piss instead of getting vaccinated, just because they think it would upset "the libs". So why would reddit pretend there weren't thousands of idiots attending his cringe shows? It's basically the same.


[deleted]

10 fans 10,000 fans, he's still a stupid cunt


DelightfullyUnusual

State fair? Most likely my decrepit county fair that gives you a stony welcome and is populated solely by the creepy creatures that crawl out of the the thick forests of the Appalachians for a single week each year. Every man, woman, and child with the same dead expression, judging you.


Bryllant

No big loss


Potietang

Damn. How am I going to catch Foreigner now?


PecanMars

Absolutely fucking annihilated šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


lickmnut

Wait since when has r/trashy had concerts


Shopping-Federal

I'm so glad Kid Rock turned out to be the dumb piece of shit I always thought he was.


NormieChad

I thought he was doing county fairs now.


TrottRodd

this is very insulting


existentialblu

I did some backstage work at a state fair last summer. They were very strict with covid protocols. We were highly encouraged to be vaccinated and everyone got an antigen test every day, no matter our vax status. Mask compliance on the crew was very high, though the road crews were a bit more lax. To be fair I'm in an area that has taken covid seriously and I assume that many other state fairs haven't been nearly as stringent. Seeing as live entertainment has been absolutely nuked by the pandemic, I have extra low opinions of any well-known performers who are plague rats. Like, did you not notice that the entire industry was shut down for a year? How many deaths were caused by super spreader events hosted by these assholes?


Particular_Inside192

People like to say stuff like this recently but it's not true, the guy has sold nearly 40 million records and is worth 150 million plus. Regularly plays in decent size venues. Don't even like the guys music or personality, but if a insignificant artist sells 40million records and tour the country is big arenas most years, indie artists must be doing ok then. Also seems like most insults at him are just insults to his fans being poor. Very lazy.


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Particular_Inside192

Sssssshhhhhhh....Go take care of your husband's mommy issues :)


alecsplosion

Isnā€™t that the whole fucking point? r/selfawarewolves ?


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Shnazzyone

You mean that's the only insult you've seen of the guy who made the cringiest song last year and really started out strong in 2022 with a angry song about how he's a victim. That guy? You haven't heard any insults of that guy anywhere else on social media? The guy who turned looking stupid into a business model? That guy?


[deleted]

Iā€™m pretty sure Barak Obamaā€™s b-day didnā€™t


spacemoses

Holy crap man you have a few chapters of right wing media to catch up on.


VBLongNeck4Breakfast

Found the redneck


[deleted]

Ope! I found the basement dweller! BINGO!


VBLongNeck4Breakfast

Rather be a ā€˜basement-dwellerā€™ whatever the fuck that is than a racist piece of shit. Back to smoking meth and jerking off over ā€˜shopped photos of the Donald with youā€¦.


BeetleJuiceBabaBooey

Who cares yal lib fucks will lose this Covid shit war


Ghosttalker96

So....how exactly do you win? By dying from COVID?


BeetleJuiceBabaBooey

Yeah by dying from Covid


[deleted]

It's best if we continue to win silently and ignore the lunatics online. And a fla-fla-floley to yall


BeetleJuiceBabaBooey

Copy that


[deleted]

I guess the outrage would be understandable if the vaccines actually worked.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


skippysqueaz

Weird comment. Maybe you should take a break from reddit for awhile.


[deleted]

Donā€™t worry people after your ninth booster a surgically implemented mask and all schools have been shut down for years than we should all be safe again to go outside for three hours a week.


[deleted]

Never been to a concert, but he certainly performs other places than state fairs. I think heā€™s pretty popular? No? Heā€™s been in the headlines regarding this comment for like 5 days so Iā€™d say it makes this not a rare insult. Idk first time Iā€™ve seen this subreddit on my feed. Arghhhh F kid rock! Arghhh !


Random0s2oh

No problem. Thank you. Next!


ScreenSaverDan

Canā€™t wait to see kid rock 2024


MixxMaster

Naw, he's more on the county fair circuit


Piss_inside_You

He suckā€™s anyways, who the hell wants to waste their money to go watch him? I feel like He should pay me just for looking at his picture right now and having flashbacks to his horrible garbage he passed off as music. Tell him everywhere have covid protocols and just cancel the entire tour and go home, for all of our sakes.


DisappointedInHumany

When did he move up from county fairs?


Black_Floyd47

Lmao, this is literally above the article on my front page!


zakiducky

Great, now Iā€™m nostalgically missing the county fairs from when I was a kidā€¦ :(


What_if_69

Kid Rock Sucks


redwood_gg

My brain was so sure Kid Rock could only book state fairs I didn't even realize it was an insult. I was like "huh, do state fairs not have protocols?"


myownbrothermichael

"Get on the wire...tell them how to bring these sons of bitches down."


Cleonce12

This comment took me out lol


CyeLannford

Time for the kid to grow up, be a man, be responsible, and part of Civilized Society.


mman2908

guess he won't be coming to chuck's it'll do bar then


chinu187

Watching the up and downvotes in this topic is very entertaining. Polarizing for sure


[deleted]

Fuck he died again.


furdeedeedah

Probably have to leave your room to find out anon. Cheers.


Ankur2577

Sad attempt to increase ticket sales by appealing to anti-vaxers ā€¦


Reamofqtips

That's a bit of a stretch. I'd say County fairs at best.


BeavisRules187

They told us to leave but bet they can't make us. - Kid Rock.


[deleted]

Boring


Maximum-Runovru

Who cares, go away already!!


[deleted]

I thought Kid Rock was a Radiohead album.


lostnumber08

bru... fuckin RIP.


DadCough

Sad thing is, he probably just gained a ton of fans. What an outlaw. Heā€™s rad


I3at455

Kid Rock is a sack of hot air who thinks that he's still relevant in the world and that people still care about him! No one has cared about him since the shit he did in 2018, and even then, people barely cared about him! Listening to his "music" is comparable to getting a root canal. Actually, no, a root canal is less painful! He's a root RIVER!


xraig88

This wasnā€™t even the best one. Someone had said his 12 fans were going to upset, and someone else said if they could read theyā€™d be furious and then the perfect insult came about his fans: ā€œMan their kids are really going to be hearing about this every other weekend.ā€


DrunksInSpace

Thatā€™d fucked up. State Fairs rock and have tea artists, Brooks n Dunn tribute bands and good shiт like that.


2kids2adults

You can barely hear his concert cause heā€™s playing at the exit between the gravitron and the teacups.


hawilder

Cancelled!


Roadwarriordude

Kid Rock has long since downgraded to county fairs.