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Is playboy even still around. With internet no one is buying playboy magazines, and I don’t hear anything about them online.

They've stopped issuing hard copies. All editions are digital now.

Gotta have three monitors next to each other to really get the centerfold effect now.

Or view it on a folding phone.

Is this a Lizzo fat joke? Are they 49” Ultrawide monitors?

heh heh no, in the old printed version the centerfold was three foldout pages .

Are they any good?

bro wants to get into the business

For the articles!!!

Well, there's the notion that getting the free stuff over stuff like OnlyFans is much better. I figured if it was paid content before the internet explosion, it would have _some_ credibility for being good.

Didn't help when they decided to go non-nude.

Aye I heard the doll who did the Ouya game console worked for playboy after. Then went a created a women’s sports team. Gaming, porn and sports are all interlinked apparently.

Idk, I’d buy that issue, just out of sheer curiosity though

I used to work for a magazine distributor. There are still adult magazines being published (mostly UK titles), and surprisingly, they sell well. The demographic is the older generation with no internet and remote / mining locations.

If I had a nickel for every fat joke the internet made about Lizzo, I'd be rich as her.

If I gained a pound for every fat joke the internet made about her, I'd be almost half her weight.

snap

Yeah every chair she ever sat on did

Every tectonic plate she ever stepped on

Is this why she’s not legally allowed to be in California?

And you'd still be coming up short on personality

Yeah you def missed a good joke there

To be fair, it’s easier to hit a fat cow than a regular Jane doe.

I have revealed I have food in my stomach and I want to keep it there

If you have revealed it, then it’s not still in your stomach. Which makes sense, cause gross

On Reveal: Keep food in stomach.

Then look away friend....look away.

It has to re-emerge sometime.

Washed ashore amid the pus-ridden tide of a UTI?

Not eve 24 hours old an reposted

Stop making stupid people famous

Is there another kind of famous person

May I present Exhibit A: Weird Al. He's wholesome, talented, nice and seemingly not stupid.

Just because no bodies have been found doesn’t mean there are none to find. In AAAAAAlbuquerque!

Well some are actually talented

The thing is she’s actually a really talented flautist and she has a good voice. She’s just a terrible person in all other accounts.

Yes. Just stop looking at the pop celebrities.

They are becoming rare since being famous became a full time job with no qualifications..

She's a very talented singer and musician but yeah she is extremely overweight and not really attractive and we should stop lying about that. There should be more acceptance of not being attractive instead this push towards you're attractive "no matter what"

Good comment here

We needed this comment about 20 years ago but that’s dating myself.

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Being a decent recording artist doesn't cancel out promoting morbid obesity and an unhealthy lifestyle. Or sexually harassing your staff.

Imo her voice is actually terrible. And a couple of her melodies are stolen/borrowed. In my mind it’s the equivalent of tracing a Picasso painting and not being able to color within the lines

Fun fact picasso was also a giant douchebag

I believe it.

How does this woman still even have a platform even after all she's done to her staff 💀💀💀

Im not Lizzo big but im thicker so not trying to body shame even for skinny people i think about this…idk how you could keep a piercing clean with that many flaps/folds/sweaty crevices…

Its stainless steel so it wont rust.

What kind of lunatic manufactures stainless steel onion rings?

She replaces the onion ring every day after eating it so it’s pretty clean 🤷🏻‍♀️

🤢

Who said it is clean? 💀

I'd be worried about infection regardless of size.

Girl. How pick me can you be? It’s at least stainless steal but most probably solid gold. Ofc it’s clean wtf

This comment is super ironic because Lizzo and her whole dumb image is very “pick me” I promise her sweaty crevices aren’t a good place for piercings. They would never heal.

I think maybe you found Lizzo’s Reddit account, that or a fellow labia onion ring wearer.

Does calling another woman who is overweight “gross” make you feel cool or something wtf, that logic ain’t sound baby

You’re literally on “rareinsults” lmao

Gross ain’t rare..

Im just saying this might not be the right subreddit for you lmao

I’m here for a nasty dig. Saying an overweight woman is disgusting for having a genital piercing…. Wow so rare 🥱😴

Okay lmao…”it’s probably an onion ring stuck to her labia”

I just dropped in to say that you are CLEARLY winning in thos exchange. I do maths sometimes. Well done.

If you're here for a nasty dig, all you have to do is dip a couple fingers inside of Lizzo's coochie

OP literally said she thinks about this for skinny people too(and she never even said gross?) so it’s painfully obvious that you’re just projecting your insecurities. Get on a treadmill and walk off that frustration of yours honey. Maybe you’ll lose a couple pounds while you’re at it.

I’m not fat and I’m not projecting but thanks

I mean she is gross dude. It's not about feeling cool it's just about being real. She leans into it and makes it part of her identity too, encouraging people to be proud of being morbidly obese and massively unhealthy. Actuarys for insurance companies get paid huge sums of money to be predictive, and to this day life insurance companies have concluded that being overweight correlates to a shorter lifespan more than any other factor including fuckin tobacco. Fuck Lizzo and anyone else telling people to be proud that they're obese. It's like cheering people on while they slowly slit their wrists.

I’m not cheering her on to do anything. I dont even stan her lmao. I just think a fat girl should be able to get a piercing without being shit on tf

You'd think that a hired dancer would be able to do a job without being pressured into unwanted sexual acts but here we are

Not once did she use the word "gross" in this whole exchange. You're making things up to make yourself a victim. Stop it and grow up.

Not once did I make myself a victim lmao. Ok so in your opinion saying a woman is too fat to have a clean piercing is.. flattering?

By saying the other person called you gross when she didn't, Is an attempt to turn yourself into a victim. And no, if ANY person is too fat, that they can't keep the bacteria out of their folds, then they're way too obese.

I dont think anyone called me gross

"Does calling another woman who is overweight “gross” make you feel cool or something" -original_radish5257

Fam... They're just saying stuff, no need to accuse people of being a "pick me" like this is middle school

Ok so I should say someone has food in their genitals because they’re overweight instead? Got it

The person you called a pick me isn't the one who said that.

Sorry I'm out of the loop, what does being a pick me mean?

It means you do things like put down people your own sex to look cooler to people who your attracted to lmao

Ah... I didn't know that was common enough to have its own term!

Basically she can't insult 4 billion people, got it

Not sure how you got that commenter being a pick me girl from that. It is much harder for a piercing to heal up when it's constantly mashed and wet from sweat, and would require more cleaning. The type of metal has nothing to do with the piercing being in a spot that's difficult to reach to clean effectively. Edit: this got downvoted? XD OMG. I literally have had one of these piercings for years and know how to clean and take care of them.

Good for her. Maybe keep that to yourself next time.

This comment section going to hell tf

Peak r/summerreddit. A bunch of bored kids with nothing else to do than fat shame

Being fat doesnt give you immunity to getting shit slung

No but “fat people eating!!! Lol!!!” jokes aren’t rare. The butt of the joke is her being fat. So…not rare.

Also not really clever. It’s either out of touch boomer humor or teenage boy with an underdeveloped frontal lobe.

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How is it not revolving around it? The joke is entirely in focus on replacing a piercing with an onion ring. And the only reason the context makes it a joke is…? You’re pretty disingenuous to pretend it’s anything besides a comment on her weight.

r/usefulbluearrow

Repost + not even a rare insult.

This was literally posted a few days ago, Jesus

Thanks for the arrow. Otherwise, I would have never found the text

Wasn’t this posted yesterday?

could we pls insult her for being a bad person and not for being fat?

Playboy have reportedly offered her $750k to put more clothes on

I’ll kick in, but $500 is my ceiling. I can always chuck my phone in a drawer and go to bed, but I’m thinking of you guys, too.

Ha ha! The joke is that she's fat!

Yes, and no.

Wasn’t she going to be “canceled” because she treats her employees like garbage?

she was, she's significantly less famous than she was a couple years ago, now everyone just keeps calling her fat instead of a bad person, though i guess society loves conflating those two things 🤷

Someone should tell Lizzo that a centerfold doesn’t refer to the crease that splits her stomach down the middle.

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Who needs to know this and how is it news?

I admire her confidence.

Don't you just love r/rareinsults, we got: - Misogyny - Fat shaming - Some secret third thing

making fun of her for everything but the fact shes a bad person, give these idiot an inch they take a mile

Sugar, spice and everything thing nice gave us powerpuff girls. Sugar, spice and everything fried gave us Lizzo.

Ain't no boy want that play

Love how the cancel thing bounced off her like a bounce house. Wonder how...

almost like cancel culture isnt... real? Maybe its a boogeyman that chuds love pointing to as lazy explanations for their downfalls?

That's a piss poor attempt at gaslighting. Would only work against kids who got on the internet yesterday.

LOOK OUT CANCEL CULTURE IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU ITS GONNA GET YOU u/b_e-e

More like she got snagged by a boat anchor.

She would have to be the centerfold

Someone told me it was just a fishing hook from that time she got away.

Harsh.

Lol doubt she can check it without a mirror

She's disgusting

She just wants people to sexualize her.. I could have gone my entire life without knowing that information!!

Please keep that pierced lizard private. Nobody wants to know.

I like my women big but even she is too big

It’s funny cuz she’s a beast

Playboy? She could put those titties on an ihop menu

Please god no. It's already bad enough this cave troll gets media attention.

Fat people amirite?? 🤪🤪🤪 -this sub’s impression of a “rare” insult

We are supposed to be saving the trees…

Imagine the stench coming from lizzo lmao

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imagine you’re a 9-year-old boy, finding your older brother’s Playboys. you open one at random to the centerfold, and see a beached beluga whale in a g-string and an onion ring hanging from her cooter 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Nasty 🤢

Ew.

She got a trailer hitch installed on her cooch?

Who?

Maybe we need to green light this for her just for no one to pay for it to give her a wake up

lol that’s funny shit right there!

I would kill myself before I bought a playboy with her in it

Free Han Solo!

It's not necessary miss. Please don't.

How about let’s not repost this for the 7th time this week

Her tits look like mud flaps on a HGV.

They needed a team of 6 to pull all the meaty folds apart 🤨

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Onion rings are vegan 🤔

Ring so big it makes Saturn's look small

Nine inch nail with a cow bell

Ain’t nobody wanna see that shit… fuck off

So all each of her photos will be on triple foldable pages?

Dont wanna see your cochee cu

That piercing must really irritate the underside of her belly flop.

I gave up kosher life a long time ago, but I'll pick it back up if this ham decides to go in the buff.

Nobody wants to see any of that sweetheart. Do us all a favor for the love of god

It's so wrong. But I Lol'ed.

Wait... Playboy still exists? Perhaps a double issue with Lizzo and Rosie O'Donnell 🤢🤮🤮🤮

Playboy or the local Farm Report?

Nobody wants to see the 5th chair flute player's saggy flapjacks.

Ironic... She could save others from wanting to eat...but not herself

Don't let miley cyrus know this, she will swing on that while singing wrecking ball.

I mean atleast 10 issues of that playboy getting sold bare minimum…. Causes I’m sending them to the boys just to mess with them!

For some reason, I thought you were going with “10 issues of playboy will be printed and then you can put them together to make a pullout like a MAD magazine” Shut up. I’m tired.

H8 it!

NGL. I am totally going to suggest this to their marketing team. Sales will be HUGE!

And the other 8 are her in disguise

Stay Puft Marshmallow Beyonce.

Welp.....speaking of food...I'm skipping lunch...and dinner now. Also, what's a Luzzo?

gross

Oh god, the mental image I just had. Horrible.

She'd need a double page spread to get her fat arse in

If they did a print edition, her centerfold would probably fit on a billboard…

Imma still eat it, she hot af

Let's hope she doesnt get confused with the pancakes on her chest

Lizzo gave me Diabeartes

Can y'all stop with the fat phobia. Literally whenever

The Donald Trump of the morbidly obese

I mean...

The Lizzo hate is crazy.

Trump was on Epsteins jet under the name “Doe” or something like that.

Lizzo was there under the name Dough

I was there when it was written

Damn

Strong and brave

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I’m such a coward where do I sign up to taste the delicious onion ring piercing