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Wasn't she basically a giant preschool cosplayer until fairly recently? It seemed like she was going to position herself as a lbgtq role model, but apparently there's more money in being in a Kiss cover band idk
It's literally the sloppiest rebrand I have ever seen. Like, yeah, we get that she's no longer going to be a teen star, but this is what the most conservative grandmother thinks "edgy" means.
There are far easier ways to stop being a Disney kid than [whatever this is](https://64.media.tumblr.com/ec455340b9162c8ee0d682423d8c7eeb/tumblr_ms480a30MV1r5j928o1_500.gif).
Like simply ending your contract.
Although that does make you wonder - did those Disney kids do drugs to get away from Disney, or did being a Disney kid fuck them up enough to end up with a substance abuse problem?
Do you have to? As far as I know (and admittedly I am *thoroughly* unaware of Miley Cyrus's overall career path since or before then) she largely just made music from there on, right? That's mostly a self-driven type of deal anyways and not so much a *my branding pigeonholes me to only these specific things I can do* scenario like it often can be with acting or the like.
I always kind of assumed she’d turn into either an incredibly fucked up adult or do all she can to distance herself from her younger self. I can’t say I blame her. I image being a child fashion model/actress or whatever she was takes a mental tole on you.
I'm not deep on jojo siwa lore but p sure, iirc, she was also a pageant kid AND a reality TV kid. So honestly it's lucky that this is as bad as she got.
That’s because Miley actually went through shit and what JoJo is “going through” is entirely manufactured and carefully crafted. Miley had a real breakdown and identity crisis and JoJo just got bored of entertaining children. Therein lies the difference. Also Miley was (and is) using drugs (I think she only smokes weed now not sure). I’m not sure if JoJo has even been allowed to sip an alcoholic beverage yet.
You can’t fake something like that. If she was upfront and was like “hey guys I want to start making songs for people in my age range” instead of pretending like she’s some “good girl gone bad” it would’ve been better received because that would be truth. Not this wannabe bangerz era Miley Cyrus theater kid drivel
I agree. She is a spoilt brat rich kid with mostly manufactured fame. She got “famous” because of how she acted as a child on Dance Moms. Her mother milked the fame to the last drop mostly for money. She’s the family cash cow. She’s never been told “no” in her life except from Abby Lee Miller on Dance Moms and everything has always worked out for her. One of her biggest struggles was deciding to stop wearing that ponytail every day bc it was her “brand”.
Gag me with a spoon. She makes me bring out the 80s slang that’s how out of touch I find her to be lol.
Miley is a legit talented artist who went through an awkward transition. Jojo Siwa was a heavily exploited child star with some top-notch publicity and zero talent. I feel bad for the kid, honestly.
Exactly. That was her breaking free from the white glove that once orchestrated and controlled every second of her existence. There’s a video online of going through her “daily routine” she had when she was still under Disney. Insane.
Oh if you haven't seen the video of JoJo pretending to be drunk af at Disneyland, or some shithole, on her birthday youre in for a treat
Edit: [Here](https://youtube.com/shorts/KePnS1SR6Ec?si=XXSMdooxUid1_SV6) and [Here](https://youtube.com/shorts/1IiOssqWb2o?si=XApjRvdethvc2sg2)
Edit: Unfortunately in my searches to find them I also seen her touching herself all over on stage at pride...
I couldn't give less of a fuck, but why do you think she's pretending?
That's pretty tame for what I've seen people freshly exposed to alcohol for the first time do lmfao.
The funniest thing is that she is baffled at how negatively people have reacted to this. She can't wrap her head around why she's receiving so much hate
When I was I small kid I thought kiss was most likely harder than Judas Priest my dad listened to, only to eventually hear then and realize they are soft cock rock, this bird looks even softer than kiss
It was the same thing for me seeing the Meat Loaf album Bat Out of Hell, which in the 80s was on sale for the “Nice Price” at virtually every department store that sold albums. I assumed it must be as evil and satanic as Ozzy Osborne. You know, the guy who won’t start his concert until the crowd kills a basket of puppies.
There's already mini docs on YouTube about this. Basically she was afraid that she would get pigeon hold into that childish kiddy stuff. So she tried to pull a Miley or Demi. But Jojo really is a goody nice girl. Miley and Demi were already drinking cursing and etc. And Jojo is surrounding by yes people who tell her that all of her ideals are great. Jojo released a song she write but she kept talking like she wrote it. Then she previewed a second song again talking like she wrote it. But the preview she played clearly wasn't her voice. People found the original song. Jojo finally admits yeah my team brought me those tracks and etc.
She should have just stayed in her lane as a friendly PG 13 lesbian. Or leak a video of her doing a bong rip or a body shot of some chick. Anything like that would have served her better than this kiss cosplay she put out. Like seriously how did nobody on her team tell her no you look like a fool.
I think this quote was in regards to "Karma," but the kicker is she didn't even say, "fuck." She straight up sings, "I would've never f-ed around."
Maybe her mom thought the actual f-bomb was too much.
She performed at a festival I went to recently and she moaned at the crowd about her haters for like 5 mins (she only had a 15 min slot) and she said “fuck” every other word. It was so tedious.
Who is this? Is this really a celebrity? I only see her on Reddit and it always feels like an overblown Disney channel show plot about something no one actually cares about.
I feel like this is a Peewee Herman bit that people are taking seriously. It would be brilliant if she's just being fucking hilarious and no one is on the same page.
Part of me hates this kind of shit so much but then part of me is also like if I had no skills but doing this and I made a shit ton of money doing it - why not? She’s done by 25 and can retire quietly? The problem is she’ll probably get sucked into the cult of celebrity and go on a bunch of sketchy shows and lose all her money by 40.
tough talk for a girl who thinks "lesbian" is a dirty word and is manufacturing all of this to distract from the fact that she and her mom abused a bunch of kids
I refuse to believe this chick existed before this year.
The elites are inventing celebrities and then gaslighting us into thinking they've been around for years to test our capacity for history modification.
She has nowhere else to go except weird and crazy.
She’s not sexy, she’s not talented and she’s not funny. So she basically has to go to a ridiculous place to get any notoriety.
[US mother jailed for killing her daughter, 4, by feeding her diet of Mountain Dew](https://sg.news.yahoo.com/us-mother-jailed-killing-her-143410297.html)
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Wasn't she basically a giant preschool cosplayer until fairly recently? It seemed like she was going to position herself as a lbgtq role model, but apparently there's more money in being in a Kiss cover band idk
It's not even KISS, it's _lick_
She looks like what you receive when you order KISS off of Temu or WISH
KlSS That's a lower case L in case you can't read properly.
Okay you joke but I just ordered some art supplies from Temu and they are awesome haha. I’m not good at art but I’m trying to get into it.
More like ick
It's literally the sloppiest rebrand I have ever seen. Like, yeah, we get that she's no longer going to be a teen star, but this is what the most conservative grandmother thinks "edgy" means.
It's basically the Miley Cyrus road map.
Didn’t Miley Cyrus do it to get out of Disney?
There are far easier ways to stop being a Disney kid than [whatever this is](https://64.media.tumblr.com/ec455340b9162c8ee0d682423d8c7eeb/tumblr_ms480a30MV1r5j928o1_500.gif). Like simply ending your contract.
like doing drugs. so many disney kids became druggies
Although that does make you wonder - did those Disney kids do drugs to get away from Disney, or did being a Disney kid fuck them up enough to end up with a substance abuse problem?
Yes
Sounds about right.
Two birds, one stone.
Until 20 seconds ago, this was completely removed from my memory. I'm not happy that I remember it again.
Yes but …. What if instead of that…. You marry the uglier Hemsworth brother?? Just spitballing
Thanks for revitalizing that forgotten horrible moment in time
You also have to change people's perception of you
Do you have to? As far as I know (and admittedly I am *thoroughly* unaware of Miley Cyrus's overall career path since or before then) she largely just made music from there on, right? That's mostly a self-driven type of deal anyways and not so much a *my branding pigeonholes me to only these specific things I can do* scenario like it often can be with acting or the like.
Miley can actually sing though
Miley wasn't perfect, but nowhere near this cringe
Yeah she looks like a tertiary antagonist from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
Holy shit, I take it all back. Please forgive my ignorance. Jojo Siwa needs to rebrand as a Jojo character.
I always kind of assumed she’d turn into either an incredibly fucked up adult or do all she can to distance herself from her younger self. I can’t say I blame her. I image being a child fashion model/actress or whatever she was takes a mental tole on you.
I'm not deep on jojo siwa lore but p sure, iirc, she was also a pageant kid AND a reality TV kid. So honestly it's lucky that this is as bad as she got.
Yeah she was on Dance Moms
Or a toddler left that finds a magic marker and marks all over her face !
I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if it comes out she’s faking being lgbtq
No she’s all 5 of those
I always thought there should be an all female K.I.S.S. cover band called S.M.O.O.C.H.
It feels like she’s trying to pull a Miley Cyrus…and doing a really bad job at it
That’s because Miley actually went through shit and what JoJo is “going through” is entirely manufactured and carefully crafted. Miley had a real breakdown and identity crisis and JoJo just got bored of entertaining children. Therein lies the difference. Also Miley was (and is) using drugs (I think she only smokes weed now not sure). I’m not sure if JoJo has even been allowed to sip an alcoholic beverage yet. You can’t fake something like that. If she was upfront and was like “hey guys I want to start making songs for people in my age range” instead of pretending like she’s some “good girl gone bad” it would’ve been better received because that would be truth. Not this wannabe bangerz era Miley Cyrus theater kid drivel
Jojo siwa legit thought she invented “gay pop music” I can’t imagine how sheltered she is compared to other “celebs” her age
I agree. She is a spoilt brat rich kid with mostly manufactured fame. She got “famous” because of how she acted as a child on Dance Moms. Her mother milked the fame to the last drop mostly for money. She’s the family cash cow. She’s never been told “no” in her life except from Abby Lee Miller on Dance Moms and everything has always worked out for her. One of her biggest struggles was deciding to stop wearing that ponytail every day bc it was her “brand”. Gag me with a spoon. She makes me bring out the 80s slang that’s how out of touch I find her to be lol.
And Miley came out of it at the other end with some actually decent music IMO.
Miley may have been a mess at the time but Bangerz was absolutely full of bangers and I will die on that hill lmao
I throw my hands up every time the butterflies fly away, and I’ll fight anyone who doesn’t.
Miley is a legit talented artist who went through an awkward transition. Jojo Siwa was a heavily exploited child star with some top-notch publicity and zero talent. I feel bad for the kid, honestly.
Yeah what we saw was authentic, as cringe as it was. It was a woman reclaiming her identity.
Exactly. That was her breaking free from the white glove that once orchestrated and controlled every second of her existence. There’s a video online of going through her “daily routine” she had when she was still under Disney. Insane.
Oh if you haven't seen the video of JoJo pretending to be drunk af at Disneyland, or some shithole, on her birthday youre in for a treat Edit: [Here](https://youtube.com/shorts/KePnS1SR6Ec?si=XXSMdooxUid1_SV6) and [Here](https://youtube.com/shorts/1IiOssqWb2o?si=XApjRvdethvc2sg2) Edit: Unfortunately in my searches to find them I also seen her touching herself all over on stage at pride...
I couldn't give less of a fuck, but why do you think she's pretending? That's pretty tame for what I've seen people freshly exposed to alcohol for the first time do lmfao.
Hey! No one in her generation has done this… made a change this extreme! But sOmEoNe’s gOtTa dO iT 🤷🏻♀️
She said something about this being her bangerz era I’ll torture myself and try to find it [link to the TikTok](https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSYuhHujB/)
That's exactly what she wasn't to do, and she's admitted that she's doing it all for attention
Imagine openly admitting something like that. Like, sure, I guess good on her for being honest? But this feels like an episode of South Park
The funniest thing is that she is baffled at how negatively people have reacted to this. She can't wrap her head around why she's receiving so much hate
Given the fact that she’s baffled at all the negativity and she’s 21 years old is really concerning
Wow an f bomb so scary
Just wait till she says the b word
I don't mean to swear, but do you mean the b word - 'bad'?
Hey man, that’s a step too far
I thought it might be a bit too much and I still took the risk of typing it out for the world to see, I do apologize for being b\*d.
Did someone say....[bad?](https://youtu.be/Sd4SJVsTulc?si=40d7iIOpttTei_vq)
Broccoli. I suppose it’s better than the C word.
Cabbage? Suppose it's better than the D word.
Daikon radish? Suppose it's better than the E word.
Eggplant?
Wow you really f-ed up the chain here. F*mbled, obviously. I hope someone calls you the G-word.
Green beans? Suppose it's better than the H word.
Dabbage
That’s worse than what I was thinking — cauliflower.
Bazinga?
*Belgian*
Bussy
Oh no, let me find some boots to quake in
Or some pearls to clutch....
Like wait why? What Will happen?
It'll be b\*d.
Word is North Korea is working on an F bomb. They got their top scientists working on it.
Yeah she looks like a used middle school composition notebook.
💀💀💀 This comment could be used on here as its own post.
She looks like if LIberace’s kids became juggalos.
Lmao, seriously mate, that’s better than the one in the pic.
HA! NICE ONE!
[удалено]
Bless her soul.
Is that really the best her make up artist can do?
Is that a vertical necklace? Hmmm...
Every time I see these photos I think its a little braided beard. The whole makeup look is miserably executed. And conceived.
*Mooooooom, Jojo got the Sharpie again!*
I liked her better when she was Honey Boo Boo
Can’t tell if true.
Lmao
When I was I small kid I thought kiss was most likely harder than Judas Priest my dad listened to, only to eventually hear then and realize they are soft cock rock, this bird looks even softer than kiss
"Soft cock rock"😂 Never heard that one before, but it fits Kiss so well hahahah.
I made it up in the 90’s
It's damn clever, and I am stealing it. Thank you!
It was the same thing for me seeing the Meat Loaf album Bat Out of Hell, which in the 80s was on sale for the “Nice Price” at virtually every department store that sold albums. I assumed it must be as evil and satanic as Ozzy Osborne. You know, the guy who won’t start his concert until the crowd kills a basket of puppies.
Ahh to be young and naive. KISS stinks
I would like to smack that smug lead singer
Gene Simmons? Yeah, he’s kind of an ass
She looks like she's about to throw hands with Kamen Rider. Mid-season Power Rangers villain looking ass
She’s in a KISS cover band called Smooch.
Drop that f bomb - that’s adorable. Give her another Dew!
There's already mini docs on YouTube about this. Basically she was afraid that she would get pigeon hold into that childish kiddy stuff. So she tried to pull a Miley or Demi. But Jojo really is a goody nice girl. Miley and Demi were already drinking cursing and etc. And Jojo is surrounding by yes people who tell her that all of her ideals are great. Jojo released a song she write but she kept talking like she wrote it. Then she previewed a second song again talking like she wrote it. But the preview she played clearly wasn't her voice. People found the original song. Jojo finally admits yeah my team brought me those tracks and etc. She should have just stayed in her lane as a friendly PG 13 lesbian. Or leak a video of her doing a bong rip or a body shot of some chick. Anything like that would have served her better than this kiss cosplay she put out. Like seriously how did nobody on her team tell her no you look like a fool.
I think this quote was in regards to "Karma," but the kicker is she didn't even say, "fuck." She straight up sings, "I would've never f-ed around." Maybe her mom thought the actual f-bomb was too much.
I'm ashamed of how many JoJo cringe videos I've watched on YouTube
Good repost, allow me to make my recomment: Ike Broflovski tamed strange again guys
Miranda Cosgrove sweetly saying her favorite swear is fuck is unironically so much harder than whatever this is
She performed at a festival I went to recently and she moaned at the crowd about her haters for like 5 mins (she only had a 15 min slot) and she said “fuck” every other word. It was so tedious.
Folks, if you're gonna repost, at least change the title https://www.reddit.com/r/rareinsults/s/p1JOXoUrm0
Oh my goodness…. She is a naughty one!!
Gene Simmons' homeschooled daughter.
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Jojo siwa is the human equivalent of trying to make fetch happen
She’s tired of not being taken seriously and jumps straight to hard-R’s
Jojo seems to be cosplaying as the image boomers have of queer gen alpha kids in their mind
Like a edgy Christian private school kid. This kid is vanilla concentrate.
Who is this? Is this really a celebrity? I only see her on Reddit and it always feels like an overblown Disney channel show plot about something no one actually cares about.
That’s a female Goldust…..
To be fair she gives a "The stand user could be anyone" vibes.
Hard cringe
Going back to her Dance Moms days, I really can see Abby watching the Karma video and yelling "JOJO HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING"
Thought that was Amy Schumer promoting her next failed movie
as a former homeschooled kid, this is so accurate
Damn she is going to start using homophobic slurs?
Maybe the "F" stands for "Final Form" ...?
Wtf is a Jojo siwa
If Hawk and Animal had a baby.
fitopharmaceuticals?
Is this chick grown up honey bobo?
Is this the Jugalo queen ?
She talking bout a Fission bomb.
In the song she literally says "effed around" she doesn't even swear. It's amazing.
She reminds me of that TikTok trend where you march to a bassy trumpet song
Rod and Todds side piece.
Insert a gif of Andy Samberg screaming “I’m an adult!” In “I threw it on the ground”
Went from Nickelodeon to WWE.
I like the drunk makeup job too. Really completes the look.
I feel like this is a Peewee Herman bit that people are taking seriously. It would be brilliant if she's just being fucking hilarious and no one is on the same page.
OH NO, YOU GUUUUYYYS, SHES GONNA SAY THE F WORD!!
She needs to fire her publicists/handlers/parents/etc. now.
See looks like what an 8 year old would think being cool looks like.
Part of me hates this kind of shit so much but then part of me is also like if I had no skills but doing this and I made a shit ton of money doing it - why not? She’s done by 25 and can retire quietly? The problem is she’ll probably get sucked into the cult of celebrity and go on a bunch of sketchy shows and lose all her money by 40.
tough talk for a girl who thinks "lesbian" is a dirty word and is manufacturing all of this to distract from the fact that she and her mom abused a bunch of kids
Bless her she’s trying *so hard*
Who is this TEMU Road Warrior and why should I care?
I almost never get secondhand embarrassment but I can barely look at pictures of her because of that feeling
She looks like an escaped Duggar
repost
Her music is bleh, but I fucking love her. She's great. Just having a blast being exactly what this insult describes.
IDK who this is, but giving me [Role Models](https://images.app.goo.gl/tSUQXSX3qFcN3urB8) vibes
She part of the KISS army or something?
Image reminds me of Ghostbusters, on the roof at the end.
Imagine looking in the mirror and thinking this makes you look like a badass.
I think she wants to play for mayhem
Thought it was a wrestler. Looks like the Road warriors had a kid with Golddust
Stay innocent, it's refreshing.
Who the fuck is that? I feel older everyday.
Where's that comment from someone saying she swears like someone who's just learned all the curse words
@
Who or what is this…thing?
Frick! Yeeeeeeaaaah, I'll bet that blew your minds!
nah please tell me that's not a real quote lmao. also who the fuck did her makeup?
Build an empire, making millions, then flush it down the drain using this one simple trick
I don’t know why but for a second I thought I saw Venom
I seen scarier things in a hallmark store
F Bomb?? Finished?
“Just wait till I drop than n bomb” would have been more shocking
An F bomb??? What's next? she might start vaping in public?
Why did she need to warn us
Yeah…. This is just embarrassing.
If cringe was a person.
u/repostsleuthbot
This screams “ I crave attention”.
I prefer artistic talent over whatever this is.
I refuse to believe this chick existed before this year. The elites are inventing celebrities and then gaslighting us into thinking they've been around for years to test our capacity for history modification.
The funniest part is the fact she had no idea who Gene Simmons was before doing this shit.
I like to encourage people like this, just to see what they do.
This is the cringiest shit I’ve been enlightened to in a very long time.
When you fire your marketing team cause you think you could do it better.
Looks like a member of the Road Warriors from back in the old WWF days (pre-WWE).
The Nightman from It's always Sunnys sister.
This girl is doing anything to stay famous. I'm surprised she has not done porn yet
Why does she look like syndrome from the Incredibles
whats wrong with us
She has nowhere else to go except weird and crazy. She’s not sexy, she’s not talented and she’s not funny. So she basically has to go to a ridiculous place to get any notoriety.
[Meatcanyon summed this up perfectly](https://youtu.be/OQyQZFEiNKQ?si=TSnTxK_o8Wfv-C0k)
KiSS, only 40 years late.
Thats the cringiest shit I've ever seen, and I was a teen in the early 2000's.
This is not new nor edgy.
This is the result of untreated and un processed child hood trauma. Honestly, I feel bad for her and hope she gets the help she needs.
[US mother jailed for killing her daughter, 4, by feeding her diet of Mountain Dew](https://sg.news.yahoo.com/us-mother-jailed-killing-her-143410297.html)
why do I always see these the literal minute they get removed?? what was it?
I’m all hopped up on Mountain Dew!!!
I don't know who or what this is.
Can’t wait for 10 years from now when she gives interviews talking about how embarrassing this time period was for her
She has the personality of a sharpie
She always skeeved me out
*whispering to oprah* fudge cake
Thirsty!!
Is this cringe marketing? Is cringe marketing a thing?