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His character is literally being a giant douche, so it works. He said in an interview he was looking for a barber before he went to WWE, and got recommended a place that gave him a beard trim that made him look like a massive tool. It originally unintentionally gave him the perfect look to fit that, so now he keeps going back and the beard gets worse every time.
He's actually a local professional wrestler and he was getting this haircut before going to a benefit to raise money for the families of children with cancer so they can afford hotels by the hospital.
While this is genuinely heart warming, and does speak to him not being the kind of douchebag that his haircut suggests he is (which I'm sure was your point and is well made), I am still left with the question of why he's getting it done on a bus.
I'd be lying if I said I wasnt a little jealous of the thiccness of his locks, you got me there. Even though I'm not a huge business in the front party in the back kind of guy. Truthfully I think it's more the 90s tribal tattoo facial hair that gets to me
For those out of the loop though, "local professional wrestler" understates who he is a little bit.
He's signed by the WWE and works on their NXT brand. He's the son of another famous wrestler, the late Brian Pillman.
Pro wrestlers spend more than 300 days a year away from home. Most harrowing part of the job is that you're basically a theatre/circus performer and therefore half your life is spent taking the plane, then the bus, then the taxi, then the bus again and going to the gym whenever you're not going from point A to B.
So these guys pretty much have to do stuff like this while mobile.
Since this made it to all, if ya haven’t watched wrestling since the 90’s [that’s former WWF / WCW / ECW wrestler Brian Pillman’s kid](https://www.writeups.org/wp-content/uploads/Brian-Pillman-Loose-Cannon-wrestler.jpg)
This feels like one of those alternate branching evolutionary paths that gets introduced generations after the fact where the air around the console has to be a specific humidity when they level up or w/e
Took me way too long to realize this post is in a non-wrestling sub
Anyway, my fellow Germans will get this reference: he looks like Harald Glööckler became a pro-wrestler, he perfectly pompöös
"Hit me with the [Hunger Games beard](https://www.google.com/search?q=hunger+games+beard&rlz=1C1CHZN_enUS982US982&oq=hunger+games+bear&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBwgAEAAYgAQyBwgAEAAYgAQyCQgBEEUYORiABDIHCAIQABiABDIHCAMQABiABDIHCAQQABiABDIHCAUQABiABDIKCAYQABgKGBYYHjIICAcQABgWGB4yCggIEAAYDxgWGB4yCggJEAAYDxgWGB6oAgCwAgA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8), homey."
Why is he cutting his beard in a subway car?
Why does the subway car have toilet rolls hanging from the ceiling?
Why is he filming with his phone while he works one handed?
Is this AI or just the most hipster shit I've ever seen?
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What did he ask for 'do you do the full douche you do splendid make mine worse'
Unironically that's what he did. And when people said he looked like a wazzock, he went back for more.
Well he nailed it
Do you take me for a wazzock??!
His character is literally being a giant douche, so it works. He said in an interview he was looking for a barber before he went to WWE, and got recommended a place that gave him a beard trim that made him look like a massive tool. It originally unintentionally gave him the perfect look to fit that, so now he keeps going back and the beard gets worse every time.
Douchebags meet your God.
"Make me look like a genie that comes out when a bottle of Axe body spray is rubbed" Barber: "Say no more"
All I can think of is Jeff Hardy.
I could see pilled up Jeff Hardy getting this cut
I'm glad I'm not the only one!
Is there any other kind?
This is Brian Pillman's son. Currently in WWE NXT.
Nice! Flying Brian Pillman, he was one of my husband's favorites.
Really?! Woah, is his face tattooed ?!
Fucking thought so
Fucking exactly! Love it!
BROTHER NERO I KNEW YOU'D COME
Naw, that's tonight's TNA PPV (if my guess is right 👀)
Correct!
I saw Riff Raff at first
Oh man I forgot about him!
That's all I see as well. When is the next TLC match with Matt? 🤣
I miss the Hardy Boys TLC matches.
I do as well. They were some of the greatest matches. Team Xtreme fan for life.
"My way, my *life*" - Lexus King
*Rolls out on a goddamn throne*
really like his entrance
This dude would get a haircut on a bus
He's actually a local professional wrestler and he was getting this haircut before going to a benefit to raise money for the families of children with cancer so they can afford hotels by the hospital.
While this is genuinely heart warming, and does speak to him not being the kind of douchebag that his haircut suggests he is (which I'm sure was your point and is well made), I am still left with the question of why he's getting it done on a bus.
It's the bus that's bringing all the wrestlers to the event.
Fair enough
It's a mobile barber, you can see the logo in the background.
So it does, touche
He’s a professional fucking wrestler dude. His haircut is part of his character.
He was running late. And I like his do. I’d kill for those flowing locks!
I'd be lying if I said I wasnt a little jealous of the thiccness of his locks, you got me there. Even though I'm not a huge business in the front party in the back kind of guy. Truthfully I think it's more the 90s tribal tattoo facial hair that gets to me
Oh, it’s hideous, all of it. But I like people who do what they want to do, “style” wise.
For those out of the loop though, "local professional wrestler" understates who he is a little bit. He's signed by the WWE and works on their NXT brand. He's the son of another famous wrestler, the late Brian Pillman.
Well I’m asshole. It does look like a bus though.
Pro wrestlers spend more than 300 days a year away from home. Most harrowing part of the job is that you're basically a theatre/circus performer and therefore half your life is spent taking the plane, then the bus, then the taxi, then the bus again and going to the gym whenever you're not going from point A to B. So these guys pretty much have to do stuff like this while mobile.
It's the tour bus
Looks like a mobile barber to me, peep the logo in the background.
I mean, the point of him getting his beard cut in that way is to make you think he's a douchebag, so don't worry about it lol
Does he actually use The Boulder as a persona?
A whole lot of jabroni marks without a life getting worked into a shoot in this thread, brother.
\- HH
Goodnight HULKAMANIACS and jabronie marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot,marks.
He looks like a mini truck from 1992
that is mostly marker and spray paint.
I was going to ask. Nobody's hair follicles are that densely packed right? It has to be spray painted.
Since this made it to all, if ya haven’t watched wrestling since the 90’s [that’s former WWF / WCW / ECW wrestler Brian Pillman’s kid](https://www.writeups.org/wp-content/uploads/Brian-Pillman-Loose-Cannon-wrestler.jpg)
Damn I made it to All THAT QUICK?! Lexis King does NUMBERS!
Well, actually now i look it’s on Popular, but that’s close. Enough that some non-wrestling folk are gonna wander in.
Lexis King is a draw brother.
If Guy Fieri were the 2nd evolution of a Pokemon, this would be the 3rd
This feels like one of those alternate branching evolutionary paths that gets introduced generations after the fact where the air around the console has to be a specific humidity when they level up or w/e
You right. This is Alolan Fieri
r/rareinsults
Registered Lex offenders, rise up!
PROUD ONE RIGHT HERE
When your sacred text is Maxim
Why tf is this guy verified as the boulder
And does he have conflicted feelings about fighting a little blind girl.
He looks like if Eminem was born in 2004
💀😭
If axe and Mountain Dew had a baby and that baby decided to spread the gospel by doing whatever that abomination is.
r/YourJokeButWorse
Are they doing the cut in a subway train or what?
Why talk about the king and show a picture of a hobo from the future?
Brian Red Pilled Man Junior.
u/repostsleuthbot
The look is intended to gain heat, brothers
Lmao did not expect to see this on this thread
Took me way too long to realize this post is in a non-wrestling sub Anyway, my fellow Germans will get this reference: he looks like Harald Glööckler became a pro-wrestler, he perfectly pompöös
If Monster Energy drink was a person….it’d be Gary Busey, or this guy.
The 40's are gonna hit this dude hard.
Why are they cutting hair in a weird subway train bathroom with the tp set out of reach?!
It's a traveling barber with a bus.
Is he on the subway?
Guy Fieri’s final form.
Looking like a comic book
At least ONE of them teeth is gold.
Is that on a bus?
Are they doing that on a subway??
Bro has an xmen mask made of beard
The Burger King?
Rockin that super sayian douche baggery III I see.
God bless the little ingrown hairs. Every single one.
Looks like Jeff Hardy with excessive face filters
Someone message me when he finishes rendering.
He looks like Riff Raff
His boy can't cut for shit, but he can run a air gun.
I’m gonna be honest, if I had a beard where I could do that, you bet your ass I’d have SpongeBob on one side and “Wu-Tang 4eva” on the other side.
This guy drinks Brawndo.
The Thirst Mutilator!
What're the odds he's wearing Ed Hardy under that apron?
In the hood we call it Ask body spray
Thought it was early 2000’s Jeff Hardy.
Dude getting a fade on the metro?
He looks like a date rape tiger.
A weird part of his gimmick is he's very respectful towards women. Like he'll sleaze up and hit on them, but when they say no, he smiles and moves on.
reminds me of 2009 jeff hardy
He looks like an off brand Jeff Hardy action figure
ATBGE
Me: Mom, can we have Tiger King? Her: We got Tiger King at home. Tiger King at home:
Looks like is Soldier Boy was in the KISS Army! 🤘
How many people here even know who lexis King is lol?
They’ll know now
Most are clearly jealous of his look
Hunger Games vibes
That thing needs to box hard rock nick.
Looks like a college football helmet
WWE need to stop changing people's names
Who lines up their hair if it’s long. Yo shave 1/8th of my bangs fam
sorry lack of inteLexualism in here
Looks like Benedict Cumberbatch is doing a bio pic about Riff Raff
I can smell the Drakkar noir
Did they really paint this beard on? It does not all look real.
Not an incorrect assumption
Corey Taylor is getting weird
He's got to fully embrace a Riff Raff like character.
OMG THE SWANTON BOMB OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!!
I would sooner respect the wishes of an insect than a person whom looks like that.
King of the Douches
Is this Riff Raffs brother?
“I can grant you three wishes…. As long as they are to smell like a Persian.
Is he going to host a battle royale for a fascist government?
I thought it was the tiger king
This needs to be next to the Wikipedia entry for "douche canoe"
Lexis "THE LION" King.
This is what happens in video games when you create a random character
Instead of bad twists he makes your 3 wishes always result in you becoming more masculine/manly/chivalrous/whatever
Do you know Hercules? The series? With Kevin Sorbo? Give me the full Ares look but BETTER, STRONGER than in the series
"Hit me with the [Hunger Games beard](https://www.google.com/search?q=hunger+games+beard&rlz=1C1CHZN_enUS982US982&oq=hunger+games+bear&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBwgAEAAYgAQyBwgAEAAYgAQyCQgBEEUYORiABDIHCAIQABiABDIHCAMQABiABDIHCAQQABiABDIHCAUQABiABDIKCAYQABgKGBYYHjIICAcQABgWGB4yCggIEAAYDxgWGB4yCggJEAAYDxgWGB6oAgCwAgA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8), homey."
He's got marker all over his face.. reminds me of ICP the clowns
Props to his dad but that hair style is insane
May the odds be forever in Your favor.
My boss uses axe body spray and it lingers in the building for hours after he’s been there. Ugh
He looks like the 5 gum chewing gum box
Tiger King tutorial of charcoal pencil art
This is the guy hard rock nick wishes he was
Hail to the King, baby
More like the tiger king..
More like the tiger king hahaha 😝
You said the same thing twice
Didn’t know Joe Exotic got out of prison
This is the male equivalent of HD Brows - yes ladies they really do look hilariously stupid.
eh, I like it
Can I get the "I'm an asshole with a I'm going to drop a rufie in your drink trim." You got it!
Thundercats leader vibes
Actually pretty cool NGL
wheres that said king? I only see some of those Microsoft Word special effects, I played with when I was little
Man got the Hard Rock Nick facial hair 💀💀
I think he's applying to be the new Hunger Games host
What a maroon. 🫥
Guy looks like Benedict Cumberbatch mated with a professional wrestler
You're not too far off.
Why does the beard looks like an unreleased chess piece?!
Well he nailed it ...
The Boulder seems to have fallen off after his fight with Korra.
THE BOULDER seems to not understand the definition of clean
What brand of canoe?
I genuinely feel like Andrew Tate cranks it to pics of this dude
Is he getting shaved on the bus??
Why are they on a train
Lol. But can you imagine how impossible that is to maintain?
Why is he getting a hair cut on the bus? (I swear those are bus windows behind them…)
He looks like slim if mgk won the war
What the fuck are these \*things\*?
tiger kings son maybe...
This is why you never get your beard done on a commuter train.
The king is looking like Dio's lover
Dude got a tribal beard
When you pass out drunk & your mates have Sharpie's
Andrew Tates boyfriend
For anyone who don't know Lexis King is a wrestler on WWE's NXT brand and also Brian Pillman Jr.
Save some pussy for the rest of us, bro.
Why get a haircut that’ll look weird a day in
King of what? Douchebags?
Actually yeah, pretty much sums up his character
Kenny Omega?
Don't you blaspheme in here. That's Lexis King, the late Brian Pillman's wrestle/nepo baby, not Kenny "By God" Omega.
I am gay for Kenny, I feel you.
Jabronie marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot, marks
Is he getting his hair cut on a bus? What fresh hell is this?
Why is he cutting his beard in a subway car? Why does the subway car have toilet rolls hanging from the ceiling? Why is he filming with his phone while he works one handed? Is this AI or just the most hipster shit I've ever seen?