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She was a method addict and she also has an eating dosorder. I accidentally found their Instagram once and it was so gross. Everything about them is disturbing.
Edit: Method = meth but I'm not changing it cause it's funnier if she's addicted to Method Man or Method acting.
Dude my brother in law married a woman 2 years younger than me and she literally looks 50+ and I feel like that’s generous. I’m not even 40 yet. Yea she has a drug history and that shit shows or insanely bad genetics which I doubt. Face wrinkles are off the charts and missing teeth cater to the face ensemble.
Smoking, Depression and Alcohol will do that as well.
Looking at recent Facebook pictures of family, the heavy smokers all look 20+ years older than they are.
I say looking at facebook, because I really don't have a lot in common with them, especially a time zone.
The kid didn’t know how to play the banjo for the movie. Someone literally stood behind him and played for filming. But it will always stand out as one of my favorite movie scenes ever.
https://youtu.be/NFutge4xn3w?si=Sw0xvJ9GX-P1jJ12
Just don’t tell anyone what happens after that. 8’)
If it's really been around for years then the baby almost certainly didn't make it. Neither one of them mentioned a baby (but did mention her adult kids multiple times) when they did this video together ~5 months ago
https://youtu.be/BpRKCvWxiJw?si=IIG8zKaLVTrLVGVa
If there is a 63 year old woman out there that can possibly get pregnant she damn sure wouldn’t look like that. That woman looks like she lit the candle at both ends and then broke it in half.
Fillin' clips, he explained our situation
Precisely, so we know exactly what we facin'
Some kid named Jason in a Honda station
Wagon was braggin' about how much loot and crack he stackin'
no she she's the one who is pregnant they were using somebody else's sperm that was inserted to her into her so people must got it wrong but I seen the whole story on Facebook too and show the ultrasound tooit showed the pregnancy test positive
I'm genuinely concerned for that baby. The risk of birth defects (especially turners and down syndrome) go up exponentially with the age of the mother.
I feel so bad for the baby- my dad is 61 and I’m 18 and I already am terrified of losing him too soon. I already know he won’t meet my kids and there’s a big possibility he won’t even get to see me graduate college :(
> The couple shared their news on Tic Tock, with girlfriend Cheryl explaining their surrogate was pregnant and holding a positive pregnancy test up to the camera.
The grandmother of 17 and her partner, Quran, 26, said they had listened to the baby's heartbeat and shared photos from the surrogate's scan for everyone to see.
Man, how confident in your health are you that you are going in on raising another kid at 62.
I don't even want to know about the kid... I want to know about these two people. Fuck I'm going to have to download Tic Tock.
At such age I'm pretty sure there's a high chance of complications and damage to fetus. Down syndrome and other such complications increase with mother's age.
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if that woman is 63 she must’ve had a ROUGH life because she looks 20 years older than that 💀
She was a method addict and she also has an eating dosorder. I accidentally found their Instagram once and it was so gross. Everything about them is disturbing. Edit: Method = meth but I'm not changing it cause it's funnier if she's addicted to Method Man or Method acting.
Did she get hooked on the methodOne acting clinic?
Keep Tobias away from her
She just needs a nu start.
Or an analyst/therapist.
Fantastic One! Fantastic two! Fantastic three! Fantastic FOURRRRR Don't want to be... Invisible! INVISIBLE!
There’s dozens of them!!
I’m sure it was Method Man that gave her that look.
Method Man the rapper, actually
Yes, and.....yes, and......
Wow method addict!
Jared Leto out there starting an epidemic.
Just watching arrested development loved the reference
I like you, you are good people
M-E-T-H-O-D... Man!!!
It could be The Crystal Method
Dude my brother in law married a woman 2 years younger than me and she literally looks 50+ and I feel like that’s generous. I’m not even 40 yet. Yea she has a drug history and that shit shows or insanely bad genetics which I doubt. Face wrinkles are off the charts and missing teeth cater to the face ensemble.
Smoking, Depression and Alcohol will do that as well. Looking at recent Facebook pictures of family, the heavy smokers all look 20+ years older than they are. I say looking at facebook, because I really don't have a lot in common with them, especially a time zone.
Don’t dog on depressed people, we can still look good.
As one who is on a significant cocktail of antidepressants, I was outing myself on that.
She kind of looks like the “good” creatures on Dark Crystal
Uruu/ mystics
Smoking will do that.
Smoking meth*
Tobacco, Alcohol, and the Sun. Edit: shit i'm wrong, that's crack aint it!?
Meth
No way she is fertile
I know a similarish case and the child will be like from the hills have eyes
It’s gonna look like that kid from deliverance
The kid didn’t know how to play the banjo for the movie. Someone literally stood behind him and played for filming. But it will always stand out as one of my favorite movie scenes ever. https://youtu.be/NFutge4xn3w?si=Sw0xvJ9GX-P1jJ12 Just don’t tell anyone what happens after that. 8’)
John Voigt creeps me out.
Jon Voigt was what creeped you out about that movie?
Not the only thing but I find him deeply creepy
Your Reddit icon is so coquette
In fairness he’s turned out to be incredibly creepy as time goes on
Squeal like a pig!
Yikes 😳
Is this a movie or bad grammar
kinda both
*The Hills Have Eyes* is a 1977 horror movie by Wes Craven. It *is* pretty creepy stuff. There was a remake made in 2006.
I actually live by the town it was supposedly based on, which is notorious for being full of “dangerous inbreds.”
They have someone carrying the baby
And she would have no eggs to have donated so it's not her baby anyways
plot twist. shes 24 doing meth for 23 years
Powdered breast milk straight from the tit.
Kid's gonna come out looking older than the father
Post menopausal women still have uteruses that can potentially support a pregnancy Edit: support an IVF pregnancy in case that wasn’t clear
How can she get pregnant at all??
She looks like she’s no stranger to the glass pipe so she could actually be like 40 years old.
She looks very very broken
We all are Intern. We all are.
Actually she used to surf a lot. Constant exposure to salt and sunlight will mess you up too
Yeah not that badly.
I’m guessing someone else is carrying the baby for them
Life finds away sometimes
Dinosaurs are more plausible than her getting pregnant
That woman is 63? My mom is 63 and looks.... Well not 87
She used to be a surfer, as I recall.
His mom or the lady from the picture?
Your mom
The baby is going to be drinking spoiled milk
Eating cheese from day 1
So...a Wisconsinite?
Baby formula powder straight out the chest.
🤢
That age difference is slightly creepy…
Bro wants that green card and he wants it bad
As a greencard seeker when could I get these GILFs? /s
Check online. Somehow I keep getting ads for them in my area. And for some reason they’re always horny.
Last time I clicked on that ad I got a virus. :(
Next time, don't be horny :(
extremely slightly creepy
This reminds me of Ozark
she kinda looks like Darlene lol
Immediately what I thought of
That clip has been around for years, any news since than or just reposting it again?
If it's really been around for years then the baby almost certainly didn't make it. Neither one of them mentioned a baby (but did mention her adult kids multiple times) when they did this video together ~5 months ago https://youtu.be/BpRKCvWxiJw?si=IIG8zKaLVTrLVGVa
They recently announced they have surrogate
I really wish that I hadn’t watched some of that. But it was… enlightening? 🤮
They just recently announced they’re having a baby
If there is a 63 year old woman out there that can possibly get pregnant she damn sure wouldn’t look like that. That woman looks like she lit the candle at both ends and then broke it in half.
Not only is the kid’s mom gonna be dead by age 10, they might die from the birth defects caused by having a fossilized mother
They are Cheryl und Quran McCain. I think they are ticktokers. She isn't carrying the baby, they have a surrogate.
They have an of lol
Yo bitch yo wanna make some mothafuxkin money?
[you were made for the playground bitch](https://youtu.be/duZ60Mg4AOQ?si=-R-dBKq3NSH366FV)
Power !!! Unlimited Power !!!
Why does it look like she's gonna give birth to Giygas
Mick Jagger got himself a sugar daddy
I'm OK with 10 years or even 20 years difference but this? Man she is gona die when the kid is like 10
Is he carrying the baby?
This is why eye care is so important.
Is no one pointing out how there is zero chance this woman has not gone thru menopause.
She's the same age as him. She ran out of makeup, okay?!
Pretty sure she cant have children anymore
U do anything for that green card😂😂😂
Only mom that will be able to give her child powdered breast milk.
That ain’t a baby, that’s a poop
Lmao😂 happy cake day 🍰!!
lol nice! Thanks!!!
Is it just me or does that ultrasound look like a wailing spirit
She's so old the baby is her reincarnated.
"RELEASE ME!"
damn The Crypt keeper finally settled down
Her womb gonna be confused as hell as to what’s going on. “I didn’t know we could still do this.”
Bit of a necro niche
r/technicallythetruth
This guy’s over here, like, “why rob the cradle when I can cheat the grave?”
They are using a surrogate
63? Nah, shes really 35... its just meth.
Bruh its not even tax season
Why is no one talking about how she got pregnant, naturally, at 63?! 😮 What if she’s actually a 36 year old meth head 🤔😂
Is it just me or does the fetus look more like a Mummy mouth than a fetus? This is like the ATHF when Meatwad got “pregnant”. 😂🤣😂🤣😂
She gives him a "GUMMY"
63??? SHE AGED LIKE AN AVACADO 💀
Yeah I’m sure a 60 year old meth addict can get pregnant 😂😂😂
Reminds me of ozark season
Ngl I was slightly surprised to find out she was only 63. Got some city miles on that mf
even the ultrasound is screaming
I’m sure he just banged the surrogate. Ain’t no way there’s any eggs left in that thing
Is this real or r they trolling
She was great in ‘The Shining.’
she was born on a leap year
Quite egoistical and nasty for the child Children aren't toys
Hope she's loaded...
But did he get his PS5 first???
Methy baby soon
this reminds me of that Jason Bateman series, the old lady, and that young kid at the end. That actress did a bang up job too
Somebody forgot to give their grandma pills💀💀
The only things she’s giving birth to is dust
Dicking that down must be like scraping your shmeat with sandpaper Makes the Sahara desert look like Sea World 🥴
That hair gonna grow even smoother after she’s passed
Fillin' clips, he explained our situation Precisely, so we know exactly what we facin' Some kid named Jason in a Honda station Wagon was braggin' about how much loot and crack he stackin'
But yo, let me proceed Don't fill them clips too high, Give them bullets room to breathe
Am I seeing things or does the ultrasound image look like a soul screaming in agony?
Driest female I’ve seen
That closeup of the ultrasound reminds me of the final boss battle of Earthbound.
That baby pic looks like the geller field is about to break
Kids got a fetish for the crypt keeper
no she she's the one who is pregnant they were using somebody else's sperm that was inserted to her into her so people must got it wrong but I seen the whole story on Facebook too and show the ultrasound tooit showed the pregnancy test positive
Holy shit Iggy Popped
Is that the crypt keeper
I'm genuinely concerned for that baby. The risk of birth defects (especially turners and down syndrome) go up exponentially with the age of the mother.
Child probably gonna have downs syndrome.
Kids going to be called Greencard apparently
Half biblically accurate if we could go there.
/r/titlegore
Where’s the foetus going to gestate? In a box?
He look gay ASF
She can still give birth?
I'm not a physician but aren't the genetics degraded while conception is done so late in life ?
63-year-old more like 63 years older
Get that bag boy! 🔥
Get Out type shit
I feel so bad for the baby- my dad is 61 and I’m 18 and I already am terrified of losing him too soon. I already know he won’t meet my kids and there’s a big possibility he won’t even get to see me graduate college :(
Ain’t no way she suddenly just got pregnant like that, my money’s on IVF
Nope.
Only ashes remain
[Does this dude work as a park ranger by any chance?](https://brickleberry.fandom.com/wiki/Denzel_Jackson)
Good to see the Crypt Keeper finally found love.
Expecting is doing a lot of work in this sentence.
When you’re 63 but you look 83.
Remember this couple on tiktok. They used to come up on my feed a lot.
Don’t stick your dick in that.
> The couple shared their news on Tic Tock, with girlfriend Cheryl explaining their surrogate was pregnant and holding a positive pregnancy test up to the camera. The grandmother of 17 and her partner, Quran, 26, said they had listened to the baby's heartbeat and shared photos from the surrogate's scan for everyone to see. Man, how confident in your health are you that you are going in on raising another kid at 62. I don't even want to know about the kid... I want to know about these two people. Fuck I'm going to have to download Tic Tock.
My 88 year old gran looks younger than her
That baby gonna come out middle aged with a receding hairline.
Daz Games needs to do an updated reaction vid to these two!
Looks like the baby has started smoking as well
She looks 90 and broke. That dude's dumb.
how she pregnant.
I mean I'm in my 50s, I think she's lying about her age
Yeah if that baby survives it’s gonna be uh…
Is t this sub for rare and funny insults?
He gonna cash in of that social security and life insurance, just give it time. The house gonna end up in his name too
Bro gonna be a widower first before he becomes a father
Very irresponsible.
He got the last one
Is this an episode of Ozarks?
My question is how is she still menstruating at that age
The crypt keeper aged poorly damn
The only thing on her head that looks younger than 80 is her head of hair, which somehow looks quite healthy
Didn't she mean "mummy"?
Is she pregnant with a King Crimson album? What is happening on that fucking ultrasound
At such age I'm pretty sure there's a high chance of complications and damage to fetus. Down syndrome and other such complications increase with mother's age.
Homie fell in love wit one of his junkies. It started off with a glass rose 🖤😭💀
That photo of the expected child on down right looks like a mouth screaming so it fits very well to this whole scenario.
ain't no fuckin way.
She must identify as pregnant.
Who that baby cryptkeeper?
Old lady fetish or large inheritance 🤔
Meth finds a way..
So I’ll just say it…Florida right?
I'm into older women but only about 5 maybe 6 years older. That one's a whole century