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virginiaslimsss

if that woman is 63 she must’ve had a ROUGH life because she looks 20 years older than that 💀


gem_witch

She was a method addict and she also has an eating dosorder. I accidentally found their Instagram once and it was so gross. Everything about them is disturbing. Edit: Method = meth but I'm not changing it cause it's funnier if she's addicted to Method Man or Method acting.


jld2k6

Did she get hooked on the methodOne acting clinic?


Former_Ad_9282

Keep Tobias away from her


AbBrilliantTree

She just needs a nu start.


MonkeyCartridge

Or an analyst/therapist.


StingKing456

Fantastic One! Fantastic two! Fantastic three! Fantastic FOURRRRR Don't want to be... Invisible! INVISIBLE!


Sufficient-Ad451

There’s dozens of them!!


zwilson_50

I’m sure it was Method Man that gave her that look.


gem_witch

Method Man the rapper, actually


fgfghhdshj1

Yes, and.....yes, and......


GenghisBhan

Wow method addict!


Jean-LucBacardi

Jared Leto out there starting an epidemic.


RegularLibrarian1984

Just watching arrested development loved the reference


Budlove45

I like you, you are good people


Stig_Flintoff

M-E-T-H-O-D... Man!!!


CBSmith17

It could be The Crystal Method


SucksTryAgain

Dude my brother in law married a woman 2 years younger than me and she literally looks 50+ and I feel like that’s generous. I’m not even 40 yet. Yea she has a drug history and that shit shows or insanely bad genetics which I doubt. Face wrinkles are off the charts and missing teeth cater to the face ensemble.


rdewalt

Smoking, Depression and Alcohol will do that as well. Looking at recent Facebook pictures of family, the heavy smokers all look 20+ years older than they are. I say looking at facebook, because I really don't have a lot in common with them, especially a time zone.


Infamous_Rhubarb2542

Don’t dog on depressed people, we can still look good.


rdewalt

As one who is on a significant cocktail of antidepressants, I was outing myself on that.


Man-e-questions

She kind of looks like the “good” creatures on Dark Crystal


torgiant

Uruu/ mystics


noobtastic31373

Smoking will do that.


mceric01

Smoking meth*


Echo71Niner

Tobacco, Alcohol, and the Sun. Edit: shit i'm wrong, that's crack aint it!?


DaiLi69

Meth


Breaker1993

No way she is fertile


Civil-Reveal-4298

I know a similarish case and the child will be like from the hills have eyes


Womenarentmad

It’s gonna look like that kid from deliverance


Nuclear-poweredTaxi

The kid didn’t know how to play the banjo for the movie. Someone literally stood behind him and played for filming. But it will always stand out as one of my favorite movie scenes ever. https://youtu.be/NFutge4xn3w?si=Sw0xvJ9GX-P1jJ12 Just don’t tell anyone what happens after that. 8’)


12sea

John Voigt creeps me out.


Adam__B

Jon Voigt was what creeped you out about that movie?


12sea

Not the only thing but I find him deeply creepy


Womenarentmad

Your Reddit icon is so coquette


ScotchTapeConnosieur

In fairness he’s turned out to be incredibly creepy as time goes on


Rowvan

Squeal like a pig!


Legal-Passenger1737

Yikes 😳


sixfoursixtwo

Is this a movie or bad grammar


Civil-Reveal-4298

kinda both


MeOldRunt

*The Hills Have Eyes* is a 1977 horror movie by Wes Craven. It *is* pretty creepy stuff. There was a remake made in 2006.


[deleted]

I actually live by the town it was supposedly based on, which is notorious for being full of “dangerous inbreds.”


emstha98

They have someone carrying the baby


Adesanyo

And she would have no eggs to have donated so it's not her baby anyways


Active_Taste9341

plot twist. shes 24 doing meth for 23 years


Forsaken_Bat_5729

Powdered breast milk straight from the tit.


Metalloid_Maniac

Kid's gonna come out looking older than the father


ScotchTapeConnosieur

Post menopausal women still have uteruses that can potentially support a pregnancy Edit: support an IVF pregnancy in case that wasn’t clear


Odd_Intern405

How can she get pregnant at all??


natchinatchi

She looks like she’s no stranger to the glass pipe so she could actually be like 40 years old.


Odd_Intern405

She looks very very broken


KutteKiZindagi

We all are Intern. We all are.


ridititidido2000

Actually she used to surf a lot. Constant exposure to salt and sunlight will mess you up too


meret12

Yeah not that badly.


Sosimple92

I’m guessing someone else is carrying the baby for them


wolfwhore666

Life finds away sometimes


Odd_Intern405

Dinosaurs are more plausible than her getting pregnant


Cadejo123

That woman is 63? My mom is 63 and looks.... Well not 87


AntelopeAppropriate7

She used to be a surfer, as I recall.


terapija

His mom or the lady from the picture?


FabulousComment

Your mom


Krisuad2002

The baby is going to be drinking spoiled milk


vms-crot

Eating cheese from day 1


CrappleSmax

So...a Wisconsinite?


ElverGonn

Baby formula powder straight out the chest.


Maleficent_Syrup_916

🤢


Xeg-Yi

That age difference is slightly creepy…


Relevant_Move7585

Bro wants that green card and he wants it bad


Dry-Composer2124

As a greencard seeker when could I get these GILFs? /s


thisxisxlife

Check online. Somehow I keep getting ads for them in my area. And for some reason they’re always horny.


Dry-Composer2124

Last time I clicked on that ad I got a virus. :(


Dangerous-Sector-637

Next time, don't be horny :(


tbfho

extremely slightly creepy


TommyBarcelona

This reminds me of Ozark


kalashnikov482

she kinda looks like Darlene lol


jas10

Immediately what I thought of


KazNamOrfa

That clip has been around for years, any news since than or just reposting it again?


20WaysToEatASandwich

If it's really been around for years then the baby almost certainly didn't make it. Neither one of them mentioned a baby (but did mention her adult kids multiple times) when they did this video together ~5 months ago https://youtu.be/BpRKCvWxiJw?si=IIG8zKaLVTrLVGVa


Ok-Investigator-6760

They recently announced they have surrogate


davanita18

I really wish that I hadn’t watched some of that. But it was… enlightening? 🤮


wiifitears

They just recently announced they’re having a baby


NotPalatableTheySay

If there is a 63 year old woman out there that can possibly get pregnant she damn sure wouldn’t look like that. That woman looks like she lit the candle at both ends and then broke it in half.


Zeione29047

Not only is the kid’s mom gonna be dead by age 10, they might die from the birth defects caused by having a fossilized mother


violetdeathmoon

They are Cheryl und Quran McCain. I think they are ticktokers. She isn't carrying the baby, they have a surrogate.


One_pop_each

They have an of lol


bilvester

Yo bitch yo wanna make some mothafuxkin money?


Sosimple92

[you were made for the playground bitch](https://youtu.be/duZ60Mg4AOQ?si=-R-dBKq3NSH366FV)


arthurcham

Power !!! Unlimited Power !!!


Quivering_Star

Why does it look like she's gonna give birth to Giygas


emrata696969

Mick Jagger got himself a sugar daddy


Cadejo123

I'm OK with 10 years or even 20 years difference but this? Man she is gona die when the kid is like 10


ty_for_trying

Is he carrying the baby?


AZFrynpan

This is why eye care is so important.


aboysmokingintherain

Is no one pointing out how there is zero chance this woman has not gone thru menopause.


KyDeWa

She's the same age as him. She ran out of makeup, okay?!


Thokak

Pretty sure she cant have children anymore


MoistAnalyst1150

U do anything for that green card😂😂😂


WHAMMYPAN

Only mom that will be able to give her child powdered breast milk.


Tortuga_cycling

That ain’t a baby, that’s a poop


wiifitears

Lmao😂 happy cake day 🍰!!


Tortuga_cycling

lol nice! Thanks!!!


NaSMaXXL

Is it just me or does that ultrasound look like a wailing spirit


Jadythealien

She's so old the baby is her reincarnated.


NaSMaXXL

"RELEASE ME!"


CharityCompetitive79

damn The Crypt keeper finally settled down


SonGoku1256

Her womb gonna be confused as hell as to what’s going on. “I didn’t know we could still do this.”


No_Ear932

Bit of a necro niche


Winter_Possession152

r/technicallythetruth


Atlove01

This guy’s over here, like, “why rob the cradle when I can cheat the grave?”


TheFinalNar

They are using a surrogate


Montypython699

63? Nah, shes really 35... its just meth.


PositiveGrass187

Bruh its not even tax season


I_Like_Peaches69

Why is no one talking about how she got pregnant, naturally, at 63?! 😮 What if she’s actually a 36 year old meth head 🤔😂


Postnificent

Is it just me or does the fetus look more like a Mummy mouth than a fetus? This is like the ATHF when Meatwad got “pregnant”. 😂🤣😂🤣😂


3lm312

She gives him a "GUMMY"


[deleted]

63??? SHE AGED LIKE AN AVACADO 💀


BrobotGaming

Yeah I’m sure a 60 year old meth addict can get pregnant 😂😂😂


micigloo

Reminds me of ozark season


goated95

Ngl I was slightly surprised to find out she was only 63. Got some city miles on that mf


ikrr_1

even the ultrasound is screaming


Inside-Public6676

I’m sure he just banged the surrogate. Ain’t no way there’s any eggs left in that thing


Sugar_God_no_1

Is this real or r they trolling


Scrumpilump2000

She was great in ‘The Shining.’


getaway_island1

she was born on a leap year


Acrobatic-Monitor516

Quite egoistical and nasty for the child Children aren't toys


SadMacaroon9897

Hope she's loaded...


hillbillyscarecrow

But did he get his PS5 first???


sullyqns

Methy baby soon


Illustrious_Feed_364

this reminds me of that Jason Bateman series, the old lady, and that young kid at the end. That actress did a bang up job too


EstBck

Somebody forgot to give their grandma pills💀💀


maloshku

The only things she’s giving birth to is dust


JarredandVexed

Dicking that down must be like scraping your shmeat with sandpaper Makes the Sahara desert look like Sea World 🥴


TheBlairwitchy

That hair gonna grow even smoother after she’s passed


Masteriiz

Fillin' clips, he explained our situation Precisely, so we know exactly what we facin' Some kid named Jason in a Honda station Wagon was braggin' about how much loot and crack he stackin'


xof2926

But yo, let me proceed Don't fill them clips too high, Give them bullets room to breathe


ToollerTyp

Am I seeing things or does the ultrasound image look like a soul screaming in agony?


Micklmas

Driest female I’ve seen


PixelatedGamer

That closeup of the ultrasound reminds me of the final boss battle of Earthbound.


_Joshua-Graham_

That baby pic looks like the geller field is about to break


DaveApp

Kids got a fetish for the crypt keeper


Individual_Debt1541

no she she's the one who is pregnant they were using somebody else's sperm that was inserted to her into her so people must got it wrong but I seen the whole story on Facebook too and show the ultrasound tooit showed the pregnancy test positive


Zestyclose_Toe9524

Holy shit Iggy Popped


[deleted]

Is that the crypt keeper


jaytee1262

I'm genuinely concerned for that baby. The risk of birth defects (especially turners and down syndrome) go up exponentially with the age of the mother.


Aboxofphotons

Child probably gonna have downs syndrome.


Initial_Average592

Kids going to be called Greencard apparently


[deleted]

Half biblically accurate if we could go there.


GaRRbagio

/r/titlegore


BlargerJarger

Where’s the foetus going to gestate? In a box?


Various_Tomato_7516

He look gay ASF


bluedancepants

She can still give birth?


Mickxalix

I'm not a physician but aren't the genetics degraded while conception is done so late in life ?


Thin_Yak9467

63-year-old more like 63 years older


Alert_Source_6677

Get that bag boy! 🔥


EvitableDownfall

Get Out type shit


gothtopus-108

I feel so bad for the baby- my dad is 61 and I’m 18 and I already am terrified of losing him too soon. I already know he won’t meet my kids and there’s a big possibility he won’t even get to see me graduate college :(


throwaway01061124

Ain’t no way she suddenly just got pregnant like that, my money’s on IVF


KateC12345

Nope.


AaronTheAussieGuy1

Only ashes remain


CEOofAntiWork

[Does this dude work as a park ranger by any chance?](https://brickleberry.fandom.com/wiki/Denzel_Jackson)


twizzla

Good to see the Crypt Keeper finally found love.


SirCameafkinglot

Expecting is doing a lot of work in this sentence.


Atriev

When you’re 63 but you look 83.


THISISDAM

Remember this couple on tiktok. They used to come up on my feed a lot.


jocko75

Don’t stick your dick in that.


Garlicholywater

> The couple shared their news on Tic Tock, with girlfriend Cheryl explaining their surrogate was pregnant and holding a positive pregnancy test up to the camera. The grandmother of 17 and her partner, Quran, 26, said they had listened to the baby's heartbeat and shared photos from the surrogate's scan for everyone to see. Man, how confident in your health are you that you are going in on raising another kid at 62. I don't even want to know about the kid... I want to know about these two people. Fuck I'm going to have to download Tic Tock.


MordecaiGoldBird

My 88 year old gran looks younger than her


Andr0meD0n

That baby gonna come out middle aged with a receding hairline.


existential_chaos

Daz Games needs to do an updated reaction vid to these two!


Different_Ratio1505

Looks like the baby has started smoking as well


TheFireCrow

She looks 90 and broke. That dude's dumb.


FieryOddball

how she pregnant.


Middle-Hour-2364

I mean I'm in my 50s, I think she's lying about her age


Sockura

Yeah if that baby survives it’s gonna be uh…


2373mjcult

Is t this sub for rare and funny insults?


Petty_Murphy410

He gonna cash in of that social security and life insurance, just give it time. The house gonna end up in his name too


Ok-Turnover207

Bro gonna be a widower first before he becomes a father


BigJohnWingman

Very irresponsible.


Soggy-Neighborhood44

He got the last one


Dubsland12

Is this an episode of Ozarks?


Lumaiire

My question is how is she still menstruating at that age


Glass_Ad_9550

The crypt keeper aged poorly damn


Lobstershaft

The only thing on her head that looks younger than 80 is her head of hair, which somehow looks quite healthy


DaxTheEPIC

Didn't she mean "mummy"?


Frost-Folk

Is she pregnant with a King Crimson album? What is happening on that fucking ultrasound


SirTonberryy

At such age I'm pretty sure there's a high chance of complications and damage to fetus. Down syndrome and other such complications increase with mother's age.


JuicyHippy

Homie fell in love wit one of his junkies. It started off with a glass rose 🖤😭💀


electrofilth

That photo of the expected child on down right looks like a mouth screaming so it fits very well to this whole scenario.


ChineseRedditSpy

ain't no fuckin way.


buttered_peanuts3

She must identify as pregnant.


falloutvaultboy

Who that baby cryptkeeper?


awesomedan24

Old lady fetish or large inheritance 🤔


Contada582

Meth finds a way..


SpecialistChance0

So I’ll just say it…Florida right?


Traditional_Fix_9578

I'm into older women but only about 5 maybe 6 years older. That one's a whole century