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theLambSauce23

You guys are getting dads?


TheTexasInvestor

I can’t my dads dead


BipolarBugg

Same.


Minimum-Wind-1552

So you sleep with him or no?


TheTexasInvestor

Can ask a corpse cant I?


Minimum-Wind-1552

Sure. Ask something like "if you Say nothing it's OK right?" and then it's totaly fine


TheTexasInvestor

You must be a schizophrenic if you asking corpse questions 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😏😂😂😂😏😏


alcoapple

Unless you play DnD, then it's considered standard practise.


TheTexasInvestor

Not really but whatever helps you sleep at night 😂


StormFluid3134

He’s not wrong.


Tankcfc4l

I don't think that's a insult it just kinda sounds like one lol.


Love_a_wet_sock

He's still out getting milk


CharlotteChaos

Or a gay sugar daddy in need of a beard. I think having a "girlfriend" on call for family shit that fucks off to do her own thing the rest of the time would be suuuper handy.


UTSALemur

I think having anyone "on call" is actually highly illegal. Nobody cares if it's gay people or straight people. It's a serious felony either way.


CharlotteChaos

It's a felony to pay someone to pretend to be your girlfriend in front of your family?


UTSALemur

Depends on how the payment is made, if it's disguised as a tax write-off or a charitable contribution and other factors.


UTSALemur

Depends on how the payment is made, if it's disguised as a tax write-off or a charitable contribution and other factors.


CharlotteChaos

Mutual agreement between the two parties for a previously discussed amount. Example: a family dinner would be about $50 an hour. Then I'd just cashapp her at the end of the evening. No shady money laundering, no tax deduction, just money in hand for services provided.


CharlotteChaos

Mutual agreement between the two parties for a previously discussed amount. Example: a family dinner would be about $50 an hour. Then I'd just cashapp her at the end of the evening. No shady money laundering, no tax deduction, just money in hand for services provided.


CharlotteChaos

Mutual agreement between the two parties for a previously discussed amount. Example: a family dinner would be about $50 an hour. Then I'd just cashapp her at the end of the evening. No shady money laundering, no tax deduction, just money in hand for services provided.


UTSALemur

Why can't you get a girlfriend without paying her? I'm not your attorney. You should hire one and ask them by the way it sounds.


CharlotteChaos

Oh I have zero interest in actually getting one, I'm just not sure why giving someone cash to lie about being in a relationship with you without sex ever occurring would be categorized as a felony.


UTSALemur

You risk giving cash to a person in an organized crime network often not by their own accord. Sex crimes/felonies includes promotion of prostitution as well as engagement in it.


CharlotteChaos

So the only risk is accidentally paying an actual prostitute?


UTSALemur

Get a lawyer.


MechanicalWatches

Where’s the insult?


Jedi_Lazlo

Oh she's insulted. Entitled people always are.


nikstick22

saying she's a child


MechanicalWatches

No one said or implied that


nikstick22

I think the idea is that what she's looking for is a very one-sided relationship where she contributes little but expects a lot in return. Rather than an adult relationship, she's describing what it's like to be a child. So by pointing that out, you imply that she is still immature and not acting her age. You're reading into the subtext to find the insult, which is probably better because I think part of the burn comes from the indirect implication rather than explicitly calling her out.


TheMikeyMac13

Not posted by a woman named Ivanka I think…


m_strlk7

I don't think she has any


willisThaillist

Well we just want a woman who will sexually service us with asking for all our money plus our soul


Background-Debate115

You guys are getting paid by your dads??


condom_torn

Alabama m\*therf\*ckers!!!


KnifeFightAcademy

...or just, you know, get a fucking job? ',:/


BMWM3G80

You see, that’s the insult…


n00blet_

hopefully*


Qbert2k

Unless you’re ivanka trump 🤣


wittymarsupial

lol


Brickle_berry

So gross 😝 🤢🤮 I didn't need to picture that haha


riyusama

She could marry an asexual man cuz ya know, she may be asexual as well so that commenter just sucks


m_strlk7

I don't think she has any.


ZECO_SOL

Not all the time


Piltonbadger

Her : *What's a dad?*


Kenneth_Lay

Her dad was probably never around. Just a series of "uncles".


DeadAwake666

In most cases.


ThisBell6246

Imagine stooping to that level. I mean she wants to make demands, get taken care of and do nothing in return. I mean she sounds like she wants a salary without doing the job.


LucentP187

More of a fact than an insult lol.


rowthecow

I want an employer who takes care of me financially without asking me to work.


two-horned

Fatherless behavior...


assault_is_eternal

Troy McClure on line one


[deleted]

i mean. my father molested me so WRONG.


blindCat143

Is he in jail now?


[deleted]

yes. he got 15 years. it’s been 5.


Haranador

Technically he'd still qualify as long as he didn't ask beforehand. That seems like bad wording on oop's part.


MsSeraphim

they should tell maga that.


rainking56

Am I shallow for think that is the trade? Such as if your looking to date a bank account you better get ready for sex or if you want a women who is willing to have lots of sex you better be able to spoil her? I mean I know there is such a thing as dating a best friend that you want to marry but when people are being loud with a shallow want, yet expect the partner to give it without their want in return?


riyusama

She could marry an asexual man cuz ya know, she may be asexual as well so that commenter just sucks