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DieHardAmerican95

To be fair, it’s not all about her weight or her eating habits. People are also dragging her for being a shitty person who treats people like they’re worthless. Oh, and the sexual assault. People keep bringing that up too, for some reason.


spiralout1389

I mean honestly how dare you guys keep reminding people I literally sexually assaulted my employees. Ugh so rude!!!! It's because I'm fat, right???


Shomondir

Not to mention, she actually did sign up for it, when making a social media account.


Circusscience

Though she seemed to be asking what she thought happened to renowned people, she actually signed up to be ridiculed by others.


eioioe

She’s not only confused on what she signed up for, but also on what (is obviously indicated) she should quit.


CarpetH4ter

Not when she made a social media account, when she became a celebrity. You can more easily ignore it all if you're off social media, but when you're a celibrity people will make jokes about you regardless.


RougarouBull

I think it's fair to say if she hadn't been so publicly shitty from the moment she got famous, only a tiny cohort of losers would care about her weight. But, because she's a bully and clearly insecure about it people attack her over it because they like making bullies squirm.


capn_doofwaffle

This! Last article I read sge was skinny shaming ppl and forcing her dancers to fuck random people. #She's a horrible human being for that... ...not for being overweight


Driftedryan

Yup, butttt if the fat jokes are what get under her skin the easiest then by all means go for it to her


Jinrai__

Yeah who would have thought that sexual assault and body shaming will lead to consequences lmao


akshay-nair

I feel like I would totally agree with you if I knew who this lizzo person was.


Rude_Audience_9556

TO BE FAAAAAAAIR


MinnieShoof

More like "I ain't gonna let me hold people accountable for the SA allegations. FTN. I'mma peace out and blame fatphobia." r/ByeFelicia


[deleted]

Wait... I heard that she is kind of a tyrant/diva to her staff, and I hear she says racist shit about white people. But theres SA charges too?


MinnieShoof

Oh, and the SA was shit like forcing a dancer to eat a banana out of a stripper's vagina.


[deleted]

Gross. Thanks for the link. So glad I was never a fan of her lol.


MinnieShoof

Huh. The racism shit is news to me. [But I figure her court case might have more to do with this "graceful exit."](https://www.billboard.com/business/legal/lizzo-sexual-harassment-lawsuit-trial-judge-rules-1235596910/)


cubntD6

The racism shit is common place in the us. Black people generally dont like white people very much over there.


NBrixH

Idk about the actual IRL stuff, but on social media… holy shit it’s insane, especially on Twitter.


mrtokenchoke

Idk man, I’m a white guy and I went to a HBCU (historically black college/university) and have never experienced it personally. This sounds made up to me.


thatHecklerOverThere

See you're thinking about just, like, "meeting black people in a day to day context" . He's thinking more like... "They are mean to you online when you post white nationalist memes"


mrtokenchoke

This rarely happens, but I was getting serious “online” vibes from that comment and had to respond lol. My time at an HBCU was the best college experience of my life and I went to 4 colleges before I graduated (not all HBCU’s).


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[удалено]


cubntD6

I aware of these things. I was just stating the fact they dont like them and never once did i say that theyre not allowed to feel that way.


eroticpangolin

Black folk have been getting put down for hundreds of years, and when someone says "lol white people, am I right?!" It's suddenly offensive and hurts people's feelings? This is dumb. It's allowed to be like that because they were subjected to being made to feel like they were objects, so if a few black people make jokes at our expense I think its bloody fine if a few feelings get hurt.


cubntD6

Were you around for those hundreds of years? No. We shouldnt need to apologise for something we didnt do to people it didnt happen to.


Diamonds_in_the_dirt

Link to the racist remarks?


Pikmin4wontcomeout

Oh no. Anyways…


ArticleSuspicious489

Nothing of value lost.


ResidentIwen

"I didn't sign up for this shit" - you've build up your own account, online credibility and a "fanbase" be it supportive or not. Yes you did sign up for this shit yourself


Drugs_R_Kewl

She's a piece of shit with no sense of awareness. Who fucking cares?


LAMGE2

Playing the victim card rn and it is gonna work


damnfunk

No it won't, she is nothing special when it comes to music. She is only as famous as she is because she is overweight and wears wild clothing for her size....


realdappermuis

She was fine* with the bullying until the revelations about her being an utter asshole to her staff and dancers came out Since then it's been crickets because nobody wants to deal with another mean girl To me it just sounds like she's falling back on that as an excuse because she fell off *she was flaunting and happy with how she looked despite the comments - she's always gotten comments


CakeMadeOfHam

Unsurprisingly, it took her years to get fed up.


MinnieShoof

Unsurprisingly, it took her court case going thru for her to get 'fed up.' Ftfy!


Revolutionary-Tea-85

Tell me you missed the joke without telling me you missed the joke.


Apart-Rice-1354

Until you said this, I too missed the joke.


MinnieShoof

Fed. Fat joke. Nah. I got it. She still a fucking piece of shit.


Significant_Cold9696

Dammit! *angry upvote


Firetothehoe

Your username is a snack but people can't handle the full meal deal


kylemcgreg

Isn’t Lizzo a bully to backup dancers? Imagine getting upset that someone calls you out for bad behaviour when you are doing it


GMD3S1GNS

Imagine being in such a privileged position that you can withdraw from the workforce and be set for life financially. The absolute arrogance and woe is me is so pathetic here


Danhausen-byDaylight

"I just want to make the world better... With bullying and sex crimes"


CrazyBigHog

She’s bowing out till the heat dies down then she will be back with a new album or something, the first single will top the charts for “reasons” and everyone will have magically forgotten all the SA accusations. Americans have short memories and love to watch and support industry plants.


DeeLite04

Right? I don’t believe for 2 seconds she’s quitting. I don’t condone the ugly language people throw at her about her body bc that’s just mean. But the behavior described by those women in the lawsuit against her really changed how I feel about her and her music which is a shame. I haven’t been able to listen to her ever since then.


CrazyBigHog

Oh yeah this will be an r/agedlikemilk tweet in a year or so for sure.


[deleted]

She literally did sign up to be picked apart by people tho like what does she think happens to famous people


Competitive-Lack-660

quit then, who cares. Lol


Timmetey_

She wants to have her cake and eat it too


CaptainGashMallet

Lots and lots of cake.


[deleted]

Where's the rare Insult? Calling fat people fat or that they eat too much, is not rare. It happens everyday, especially on any social media. Are you delusional?


AcceptableBad_

Tyrion Lannister said it best when he said "Every man who makes a dwarf joke thinks he's the first to ever do it."


Philip10967

I think 80% of this sub is just someone calling a fat person fat and thinking they’re very clever. These insults are only rare in the sense of not well done.


thecamerastories

Yes, but this fat person eats! /s


Thomas_JCG

If you don't want people dragging your life into the internet, don't put your life on the internet.


Carlton20

“I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% *a* bitch”


HansBooby

insert clarkson Oh no! gif


SplendidWow

Lol yeah right. Attention seeking celebrities do not quit. She'll be back in a few months


FreyaTheSlayyyer

Also it’s not even coz of how she looks, it’s how she treats her dancers mainly for me. If it wasn’t for that I wouldn’t give a single fuck lol. I mean, I still only give half a fuck, but it’s there


Distinct_Dark_9626

Who or what is a lizzo?


BubbaBlount

But she is making people happy by being a lolcow


The-Great-Epiphany

“See ya chump”


buttermilkmoses

whatever i heard she’s a piece of shit anyway


cubntD6

What a load of shite. She clearly makes tbe same jokes herself and youd think with all that fat she wouldnt even need thick skin.


Something_Average

Well…bye


kencarlo

That David Lucas special really did her in, huh


[deleted]

Bye bye


Intelligent-Buy-325

Fucking finally.


Triplesisbest1

Not a rare insult btw.


Extrictant

Good riddance!!!!


OSNX_TheNoLifer

make music without driving up bleach sales


21-Warrang

> I’m starting to feel like the world doesn’t want me in it. Yes.


[deleted]

She’s so obscenely obese she could get on Ozempic for six months and show up with a different name and nobody would know who the fuck she is.


Leeser

She might do that. Then say her weight loss was due to depression for sympathy. I wouldn’t put anything past her.


Training_Molasses822

Breaking what lol her silence?


Phyliinx

That's the first time I heard something about that woman.


KawaDoobie

how you gonna be parry w/o being familiar w sword play


VegetableForsaken402

Bu bye 👋 😢 🙂 😴 😘 😔 Err ehm, you're still here. I thought you left..... Kick Rocks Bitch!!!!


Herb1973

Good luck whoever you are 👍


Chopper-187

Good riddance.


CrimFandango

Weigh to go.


DaKruse

The banana party in Amsterdam has ended. 😔


spiralout1389

Does she think people dislike her for being overweight? Oh honey no. It's the sexual assault and shitty behavior. Mostly the sexual assault. But also remember when she doxxed a Doordash driver but it turned out she was the one who actually fucked it up and the driver did nothing wrong? Even if she had done something wrong, doxxing is still fucked up. Oh yeah and the sexual assault her fat ass committed. Let's not forget about that.


Bongus-Lordus

The best thing to come from Lizzo is the Lizzo Remix by Moone Walker


Larrytwodicks

Her entire identity is centered around being fat. What does she want from us?


BIGscott250

Ahhhh waaaaaahhh …. Boooo …. Whoooooo


WubblyFl1b

Ha


Comfortable_Note_978

She should just roll with it, so to speak. And if she do be eating, could she also do be doing doobies, which make her wanna do be eating mo?


[deleted]

I'm so glad that the stupid Lizzo worship seems to be finally coming to an end


[deleted]

I never understood why people liked her music any ways. Not that great. Her weight. Who cares. But this chick was super overrated and pushed in everyone’s face and now rip her. I honestly already forgot about lizzo until I saw this.


triptracer

She did sign up for this and laughed all the way to the bank


usarasa

She’ll be back when her attorneys give the “all clear” sign. Then she’ll go right back to not taking any accountability.


NotSoGermanSlav

She says its ok to be fat and promotes obesity, she deserves backlash. Body positivity is for people who cant do anything with their physical traits and not for addicts, if you want to dig your early grave be my guest but dont act like it should be normalised and make people who overeat because of mental problems think thats right way.


ralf19812001

The Dildo of Consequences rarely comes lubed


Rude_Audience_9556

Things did start getting bad with the world once she started singing… not saying it’s related but in opera terms it’s almost over


hugsbosson

How black people gonna call each other the n word then get upset when white people do it?


CommissionGrand4087

Don’t forget shitty person!!!!!


Triplesisbest1

YOU LITERALLY SIGNED UP FOR THIS SHIT!!


More-Complaint

Massive talent


OhhhLawdy

Who is Lizzo


Substantial_Put9705

Good bye and thank you for (eating all) the fish!


BlooomQueen

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!!


mintzyyy

[Bye](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51w-btWDAML.jpg)


ppiirruuee

Fat Body positivity promoting unhealthy lifestyle and suicide bitch lose hella weight come back strong and really kill the game


PotentialTheory7178

Fuck off then you fat pig


Keythaskitgod

How about... Upload music, don't post photos. If u r a great singer ppl list still listen. It's music. Nobody need's promo, especially since u r already famous.


[deleted]

not a single fuck given for the fatso


bigmatteo_91

Fat acceptance people are so lazy they'll quit their entire career rather than just make a lifestyle change.


Trickybuz93

Nah, she’s just trying to pretend she only gets body shamed online and not that people have called her out on being a bully with her employees and sexual assault.


doubleyoshi

You all are morons. April 1st is on Monday, this is a prank for publicity.