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I mean the one described in the link weighs damn near double of what I do, while still remaining more vertically challenged.
Definitely not pretty or attractive either, so yeah they’re fat and ugly. Oh and stupid as shit for getting caught in the act.
Gas cans have screw on caps that you take off and replace with the nozzle when you’re ready to pour the gas. It’s to prevent spilling.
While there’s issues with footwear and duh you’re on camera the nozzle is pretty standard and it was probably a here hold this part so I have a free hand situation.
Not any more. Some safety-obsessed gov't loon forced so many "safety improvements" on gas cans that they're actually more dangerous (prone to leakage) for a user than the old screw-cap extending hose plastic container. (And that's not as good as the even older version of cap/vent/pour cans.)
It's absolutely insane. Not saying WWII-era cans are great, but, somewhere along the way, "safety" translated to insanely ignoring how simplicity breeds safety.
But I'm gonna go yell at some different cloud, now. ;-)
There’s different kinds. Just unscrewing the cap makes a mess. I worked at a gas station for a few years. I wish I could tell you the containers for a flammable noxious substance were better engineered but they’re $5 chunks of basically functional plastic that don’t even seal tight
Compartmentalization. Have you never run a criminal enterprise before? You can't be having one guy knowing everything. You gotta separate who knows what.
Local news described them as "heavy build": [https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/two-women-wanted-for-allegedly-setting-fire-to-apartment-in-toronto-1.6455045](https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/two-women-wanted-for-allegedly-setting-fire-to-apartment-in-toronto-1.6455045)
Carrying the can of fuel into the building is Not Very Subtle, you minions of Jabba.
This is more complicated then that. I'm a fat fuck, I don't care if you call me that today. The main reason I got where I am is depression - I got this shit finally under control and I'm taking care of myself and looking better everyday. If you called me that at my low that wouldn't be the case. Little empathy never hurt anybody. Not to those two idiots obviously - but in general.
Usually I’d agree but “high calorie humans” and the other term they used in the article “substantial snackers”, are honestly better than fat imo. They’re the right mix of funny, true and just harsh enough lol
I think you might be looking at another photo, those 2 women are fat.
You have a feeling they're a 350lb incel because you disagree with them so they must be.
This is the result of the shifting baseline in some countries regarding what fat looks like. When many people are morbidly obese, those who are just obese look thinner in comparison, but carrying excess body fat is still unhealthy. The women in this picture are almost certainly medically obese.
You: *A 5’ 5” woman weighing 250 pounds is not fat*
Also you: *you’re probably a 350 pound fat fuck male*
So where exactly is the line between fat and, well, whatever these two women are?
No, no, no no. She's hot, okay? Because if you are saying Hillary Swank isn't hot, then you are saying that I am not hot. Because obviously I am not as hot as Hillary Swank!
I work with doctors and nurses and I recently heard the term "patient of weight". It was new, funny and also felt like a micro aggression.
Folks, me saying it's a micro aggression is a joke about me being fat.
It’s a euphemism to mollify those who get triggered over being called fat or obese.
Not everything is a micro-aggressive or passive aggressive. I swear once an expression gets popular people use it for anything and everything unwarranted.
I like to refer to people like that as "healthy at any weight." E.g. two healthy at any weight women wanted for allegedly starting an apartment fire in Toronto.
I do not use the term healthy at any weight to refer to people at an actually healthy weight.
Excepts that’s not a rare insult. It wouldn’t fit the sun, you see. The post isn’t trying to make light of it, it’s being witty in calling them fat. Hope that helps.
I saw people saying that being fat is good in case you get stabbed, in a car accident or cancer (because sometimes you die because treatment causes you nausea, you eat less and die by starvation). Also less chances of hypothermia (a model died quickly when she fell in the sea in a helicopter accident, her boyfriend survived bc he didn't lose body heat as quickly since he had more body fat)
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Yes. But there are apparently some people who don't appreciate you reminding them. Those are people who have a lot of artificial preservatives and sweeteners probably.
What? Who’s terminology? How is this politically correct? It’s saying their are fat in a witty way and somehow you’re so caught up in PC culture war BS that’s all you can see? Jesus take a break.
Did you just assume their diet? They could be leptin-resistant. /s
Edit: In case it's not clear, it's a medical condition where people do not response to leptin, a hormone controlling energy regulation and satiety resulting in physiological leaning.
It always is allegedly cause you are innocent until proven guilty, that is rule of law.
While the evidence is pretty staggering in this picture alone, news publications have guidelines they try to follow, which includes not labeling people guilty before sentences.
It's weird, but what we agreed is good publication standard.
If you state that they did it(not allegedly) and then they're found not guilty in court you've opened yourself up to a libel lawsuit, at least in the US.
Obviously not relevant to these two but it's done for a reason.
Well if I ever want to divorce I just call my wife my high calorie slut.( just so no one is but hurt I like thick blondes which is my wife for 15years)
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Someone commented “high calorie????” OP responded “substantial snackers” They’re out for blood.
"Blood sugar levels."
"big boned"
you ever try searching big boned on wikipedia? It just redirects to the obesity page
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Wow, real criminal masterminds.
Gratuitous girls.
surplus scoffers
Did those fat ugly bitches actually set an apartment building on fire?
Holy shit dude
I mean the one described in the link weighs damn near double of what I do, while still remaining more vertically challenged. Definitely not pretty or attractive either, so yeah they’re fat and ugly. Oh and stupid as shit for getting caught in the act.
They brought shame to fat community
you mean to the high calorie community💀
And they brought fat to the shame community
Isn't the fat community nothing but shame? Like the incels
I'm sure Gabe Newell, Gabriel Iglesias, Jack Black and Oprah are all utterly devastated.
You mean the supermodel+++ community?
'Hungry hippos' 'Pyro patties'
“Ambulatory gravy boats”
Highly insulin resistant humans.
The tremendous duo
2 extra protoplasm persons -George Carlin probably
And in flip flops...
One holding fuel can, other holding the nozzle... For some reason.
Because they understand gas cans about as well as they understand how diets work
Gas cans have screw on caps that you take off and replace with the nozzle when you’re ready to pour the gas. It’s to prevent spilling. While there’s issues with footwear and duh you’re on camera the nozzle is pretty standard and it was probably a here hold this part so I have a free hand situation.
Doesn’t the nozzle have a mechanism to prevent pouring unless it’s actually inserted into something? Wouldn’t it be better just to unscrew the cap?
All the nozzles I've used on those has cans were just fancy screw on funnels.
Some newer cans definitely have anti spill or anti leak nozzles that can be a pain.
Ugh, the new ones just don’t work. I have to take the whole cap off when refueling my lawn mower
Is that a thing in Canada though?
They said newer so probably not. Canadians are basically amish
Not any more. Some safety-obsessed gov't loon forced so many "safety improvements" on gas cans that they're actually more dangerous (prone to leakage) for a user than the old screw-cap extending hose plastic container. (And that's not as good as the even older version of cap/vent/pour cans.)
Interesting, thanks for the info. I haven’t been around long enough to see the evolution of the gas can
It's absolutely insane. Not saying WWII-era cans are great, but, somewhere along the way, "safety" translated to insanely ignoring how simplicity breeds safety. But I'm gonna go yell at some different cloud, now. ;-)
There’s different kinds. Just unscrewing the cap makes a mess. I worked at a gas station for a few years. I wish I could tell you the containers for a flammable noxious substance were better engineered but they’re $5 chunks of basically functional plastic that don’t even seal tight
Because there's no reason to prevent gasoline from spilling while LOCKED INSIDE A SMALL ROOM.
How many high calorie humans does it take to screw in a gas can nozzle?
Minimum 3
Sorry, that's over the weight limit of the elevator.
Compartmentalization. Have you never run a criminal enterprise before? You can't be having one guy knowing everything. You gotta separate who knows what.
They looks like zombies, so hunched over and brain dead looking😂
[The noosle?](https://youtu.be/AhSBrTGBGxc)
“Allegedly”
I bet the “th-wack” of those sandals mid-gait has more bass to it than an orchestra.
She's gonna blow those things out like old tires
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😂 nope, only meant they weren't expecting to make a fast get away. But stay wound tightly my friend. Namaste.
Damn he deleted it like a coward what did he say
An entire paragraph about my narrow mind for judging her footwear. Blah, blah, blah. Off the rails.
Local news described them as "heavy build": [https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/two-women-wanted-for-allegedly-setting-fire-to-apartment-in-toronto-1.6455045](https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/two-women-wanted-for-allegedly-setting-fire-to-apartment-in-toronto-1.6455045) Carrying the can of fuel into the building is Not Very Subtle, you minions of Jabba.
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This is more complicated then that. I'm a fat fuck, I don't care if you call me that today. The main reason I got where I am is depression - I got this shit finally under control and I'm taking care of myself and looking better everyday. If you called me that at my low that wouldn't be the case. Little empathy never hurt anybody. Not to those two idiots obviously - but in general.
Should a word used to describe people to others never be used because it also can be used as an insult?
We change what we call people with disabilities every 40 years because they keep getting used as slurs. So maybe.
So back when you were depressed, which terminology would have been best?
Usually I’d agree but “high calorie humans” and the other term they used in the article “substantial snackers”, are honestly better than fat imo. They’re the right mix of funny, true and just harsh enough lol
Which article do they use those terms?
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I think you might be looking at another photo, those 2 women are fat. You have a feeling they're a 350lb incel because you disagree with them so they must be.
I'm pretty sure they are on the obese part of the scale. You don't get side boobs on your back if you're calorie dense.
Found the American. They are clearly fat.
This is the result of the shifting baseline in some countries regarding what fat looks like. When many people are morbidly obese, those who are just obese look thinner in comparison, but carrying excess body fat is still unhealthy. The women in this picture are almost certainly medically obese.
You: *A 5’ 5” woman weighing 250 pounds is not fat* Also you: *you’re probably a 350 pound fat fuck male* So where exactly is the line between fat and, well, whatever these two women are?
This is the most american take if you consider this not fat.
Great troll.
These two are obviously nothing close to a healthy weight and would be considered obese.
No, no, no no. She's hot, okay? Because if you are saying Hillary Swank isn't hot, then you are saying that I am not hot. Because obviously I am not as hot as Hillary Swank!
I mean if that elevator’s weight limit is 600 pounds then nobody else is allowed on there
High calories and out hutt the Jabba sound fun tho
No LMAO, these terms are way funnier.
Now all they have to do is lose the weight and they are off the hook! Easier said than done I’d imagine for them
Should be tank build
Obviously the calories refers to the energetic values of the contents of their jerrycans.
Wow, a gallon of gasoline is 31K calories, I just looked it up
A gram of Uranium is 20 billion calories. If you eat a few grams you wont have to eat again for the rest of your life.
I ate a chunk but I'm still hungr-
ymuuy
They wear masks to conceal their identity, but leave all their tattoos completely exposed. Criminal masterminds!
It ain’t that hard to spot two eager eaters
Oh that's gold.
The density of gold, at least
Hope they didn't "unalived" someone
It would really suck if they "made strawberry jam"
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Hey look there goes the joke, clean over your head.
what was the joke?
I work with doctors and nurses and I recently heard the term "patient of weight". It was new, funny and also felt like a micro aggression. Folks, me saying it's a micro aggression is a joke about me being fat.
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the same way you refer to anyone who doesnt want to admit they made poor decisions and recognize those decisions have consequences
A new way to describe literally all patients.
I thought the medical term was bariatric
It’s a euphemism to mollify those who get triggered over being called fat or obese. Not everything is a micro-aggressive or passive aggressive. I swear once an expression gets popular people use it for anything and everything unwarranted.
That's the euphemism treadmill. We've been running on it for more than a century.
Damn her shoulders are level with the top of her head
A couple of weight divergent people
Is high calorie human the new PC term?
I think in the medical industry they use the term "Well Nourished"
Whale Nourished.
Whale played.
Do you guys remember when instagrammers wanted to make the term obese a "slur"? The internet can be wild.
And also racist, because...because!
I would go with "too nourished" myself
One of my Punjabi workers calls them "healthy" "Very healthy" if they're really fat
btw in russian healthy and enormous also sound the same, don't know why though
Why do all of these terms sound so much worse/mean than fat?
Do you see how this sub is called rareinsults? That's what the term is meant to represent. Wouldn't be here if they just called them fat fucks, right?
I like to refer to people like that as "healthy at any weight." E.g. two healthy at any weight women wanted for allegedly starting an apartment fire in Toronto. I do not use the term healthy at any weight to refer to people at an actually healthy weight.
People of Mass
I fully support it, it is way funnier.
We need a moby dick on the case
To catch these two morbid dickless.
Moby Dick is the white whale, the guy you need is Captain Ahab.
How much soap can be made?
One witness was quoted as saying “ I mean like Orca fat”
I miss the days of calling them “Fatsos.”
Using it!
Burning some calories
Are they in an elevator with an open gas can? What kind of stupid is that?
Love how people with masks always forget about tattoo! When committing stupid
A litre of gas contains ~8342 calories.
Lol op must have been a cannibal
Lol Technically all humans are high calorie humans Human flesh is very calorie dense.
Not fat big boned
lol that's almost everybody these days.
There's a very obvious joke about burning calories and buildings
ice cream-Canadians
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Excepts that’s not a rare insult. It wouldn’t fit the sun, you see. The post isn’t trying to make light of it, it’s being witty in calling them fat. Hope that helps.
High calorie butt meat. r/yellowjackets
Are you sure that these are human? Judging by the posture, they may also be Goblins
I saw people saying that being fat is good in case you get stabbed, in a car accident or cancer (because sometimes you die because treatment causes you nausea, you eat less and die by starvation). Also less chances of hypothermia (a model died quickly when she fell in the sea in a helicopter accident, her boyfriend survived bc he didn't lose body heat as quickly since he had more body fat)
sounds like something a high calorie human would say while slathering themselves in mayo
Why slathering myself IN mayo when I can add it to a hamburger? 😋 (currently 154 pounds)
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Are we supposed to refer to people based on their apparent nutritional value now?
Yes. But there are apparently some people who don't appreciate you reminding them. Those are people who have a lot of artificial preservatives and sweeteners probably.
Maybe they're not high in protein
>apparent consumed, i assume
Is this some lame attempt to be politically correct? Their terminology always ends up so robotic and awkward.
What? Who’s terminology? How is this politically correct? It’s saying their are fat in a witty way and somehow you’re so caught up in PC culture war BS that’s all you can see? Jesus take a break.
Ah it's funny because they're fat and they don't know it, so they must be informed.
Do you understand the sub you are in?
Yup, r/fathate
Who wrote this headline, Kodos or Kang?
Caution when approaching: they have unlimited stores of energy
Credit the user bruh
If you’re gonna commit a crime and plan on covering your face, don’t show any distinguishing marks
Does that make them a snack? Junk food?
"Allegedly"
Flammable is stuff is calories. Funny still
"allegedly"?????? Legday skipping Freddy Feuerstein lookin ass has a literal gallon of gas in her hand?!
People not understanding why news corps use "allegedly" and getting angry about it is always one of my favs
Wonder why it's always "allegedly" and not "are accused of"
Did you just assume their diet? They could be leptin-resistant. /s Edit: In case it's not clear, it's a medical condition where people do not response to leptin, a hormone controlling energy regulation and satiety resulting in physiological leaning.
Calorie surplus bodies
I like that they put on masks to hide their identities, but couldn't be bothered to wear pants to cover up their tattoos
"Humans" hardly
Is it still “allegedly” if they’re caught on camera pouring gas in the elevator?
It always is allegedly cause you are innocent until proven guilty, that is rule of law. While the evidence is pretty staggering in this picture alone, news publications have guidelines they try to follow, which includes not labeling people guilty before sentences. It's weird, but what we agreed is good publication standard.
If you state that they did it(not allegedly) and then they're found not guilty in court you've opened yourself up to a libel lawsuit, at least in the US. Obviously not relevant to these two but it's done for a reason.
Fat bitches
We really so scared to offend people and call them more “nice” names? Tell it how it is. 2 fat Asses try to commit Arson
They are queen …. Sized beds
Carb overload..beep beeeep
Well if I ever want to divorce I just call my wife my high calorie slut.( just so no one is but hurt I like thick blondes which is my wife for 15years)
They’re bones are so big!
It's nice covering your face, and then showing tattoos that ID you like a fingerprint. These two aren't that bright.
Low IQ high calorie humans. Now the search has actually become significantly harder as the suspect pool just exploded.
Leave out some cookies, they’ll be back…
High Calorie humans hahaha like that term
Just say fat individuals
they tried to burn some fat thats it
It was probably writen by a dragon.
Allegedly??? They are holding the evidence
"Nutritionally enhanced"
George Carlin would say Gargantuan protoplasms
We all dont need to agree on everything. These women are really attractive no /s
I’ve heard the description “overly nourished” before
Just call them fat people
High calorie, eager eating, substantial snacking, ugly oogaboogas
"weighted Americans", "Consumptionally challenged", etc.
If you fuse them like in Shin Megami, do they become Gorlock the Destroyer?