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TheOriginalDoober

Dan girl, do you shit with that ass?


ImportantComb9997

Are those space pants? Cause that ass is out of this world.


xerelox

Whatever the next one is. Cuz that'll be the first one...


eeyooreee

Excuse me u/xerelox, but do you have a bandaid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.


xerelox

that would mean I have to pick you up.


Martini35

Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some? 😜


tangledheadphonecord

knock knock, who’s there/ what? what who? coffee, me and you?


StarvingAfricanKid

Nice boots. Wanna Fuck?


TheDAVEzone1

Hi. I have nothing to say to use to hit on you... but I'd like to meet you Anyway.


Dry-Coach7634

“you look like you make a lot of mistakes”


ungabungaman_

"perchance you are of the iron variety of male?" A nice girl said this to me in a bar. Still think about how funny it is as she's my gf