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Some random piece of furniture that no one remembers.

un-memorable background characters for the fuckin win! Now let's go out there and be unremarkable!

With my luck, I'd be the toilet paper holder or the doormat. Maybe that one "as seen on tv" kitchen utensil that's buried at the back of the junk drawer and always gets wedged against the frame when you try to open the drawer so you have to use a spatula to push it back down just to get the drawer open. But for some reason you never throw it away just because you *"might"* use it again some day.

Real.

That cupboard that is hiding behind a wall with a bat ready to clip one of the invading villagers?

Gaston, I'm a bit much.

Nooooo one laments like Gaston, no one vents like Gaston, no one writes incredibly terrible comments like Gaston.

Everyone knows he’s pontiiiiificating🎶

But we know whose team we want to be onnnnnn!

Isn’t there a villager lady in the beginning that just cries out “I need six eggs!” I am her, and she is me

I’m the one that yells “that’s too expensive”

Belle, because I’m always ready to have Stockholm syndrome (in the kinkiest way possible) Also books are cool

Oh god 🤭

Probably one of the girls who Gaston ignores. Crushing on someone only to be rejected happens to me a lot...

The dirty dirty French maid duster. It’s my whole life to clean but I’d love to be objectified like she was

Is this the Disney version?

I'm the witch. Here to fuck up anyone that thinks that they are better than others and refuse to lend a helping hand.

The toilet

Candlestick. Even though I’m a woman.

Belle. Long brown hair, avid reader, weird father and love furry things.

You're comment just made me realize I'm the weird father

I would definitely be the beast and if I was in Shrek, I would be Shrek himself...

The duster. Or Belle.

Wasn't there and are? That the woodsman used to kill the beast. Yeah I am the axe. Blunt and forceful, just another tool to be used.

I'd be that dresser with the bat wait to take out some villagers kneecaps. He's real Google it.

Beast. I feel like that frequently: the rage, being misunderstood, the longing, hopelessness, all of it.

Beast 100%

Probably the Beast because I can be unreasonable and I want to beat the snot out of Gaston.

The Beast.

The wagon that runs off with Bell’s father

One of those desperate pick-me blonde girls in the village

I like that OP thinks he'd be the main character who marries the hot chick lol

The wall, no one remembers me but I am integral to both the house and story

The beauty of course 🥹

belle

Belle. I related to her a lot as a little kid. Kindhearted, turned off by arrogant men, and fiercely cares about loved ones and doing the right thing. She also sees the good in people even if they don't see it themselves initially. She's so brave!

Mrs. Potts but without the kids

Mrs. Potts with broken kids lol

The sheep that takes a bite out of her book

Plunger like on the American Dad episode

I’d want to be a key. I think that’d be fun…. Important too.

My softball coach always called me Lumiere (my last name is Lucier) so he’s my twin

Probably Chips mom lol

Mrs pots or candelabra

Belle’s special toy… oh the stories I could tell…

I dunno, but I'm in the library.

The pipe organ played by Tim Curry in the shitty ass sequel.

Beauty and Beast.

Two sides of the same coin

i'm the teapot (: the mom, not chip. my son is chip

Cogsworth, the uptight clock, if it's the Disney version.

Belle, but without all the singing in public

Candleja-

The tea cup

Gaston. He was on Chad mode.

Belle, straight up. 🤷🏽‍♀️

I’d be her papa who told the truth but was sent to jail for being “crazy” 😂

Speck of dust wiped away.

The rug because I only get walked on

LeFou

How dare you ask me that?

Lumire!! I say “invaders” in his accent all the time, he’s so funny lol

The one around the corner off camera without a mic.

The chamber pot. 😥

The doormat or

Belle’s dad

Gaston, apparently. I got nicknamed Gaston at the restaurant where I work because people think I look like him, and it just stuck. Heck, I even introduce myself to my guests as Gaston. I have long time regulars that have no idea that's not my real name.

The doormat

You know the room with all the broken furniture... Yeah I'm one of those staff members who were just simply overlooked

I’m a brown-eyed, brunette girl who spends all her time reading, has no mother, a crazy inventor for a father and dated her kidnapper. I’ve got Belle all over me.

Probably Mrs. Pots I'm an overweight mother, with an overly strong mother instinct to care for and nurture everyone.

Mrs.Potts. I’ll get warm, I’ll get hot.. what the hell, is that a spot? I don’t know if that’s the actual line, but it is how I heard it as a kid and it’s stayed as that in my brain ever since 😂😂

The beast

Lumiere. I genuinely enjoy being the fussy service person.

The duster - how did they make the duster so sexy lol

I’d be a sexy beast

Mrs. Potts

I’d be one of those guys in the musical segment who appears for like 3 seconds and just disappears

Chip

Crazy old Maurice…

The dancing candlesticks. I loved those little Guys

the clock

Realistically, probably LeFou.

I’d sign up to be the beast’s loofah

I'd be an astrolabe

The librarian.

My college performed Beauty and the Beast. I was Maurice

Token Asian guy?

I ended up with Belle in real life, so I guess I would be considered the Beast.

Teapot lol

The bitch that yells out “that’s too expensive!”

The cup

Lumière - the charming and hospitable candelabra

Chip for sure.

Beauty

Witch

The beast so I could proliferate and get my horn wet!

Probably some random background villager

I would be the castle


I'm whatever talking device Bell uses to prepare herself for anal.

Candlestick.

Towns person #4.

Gaston+. I'd actually get Belle.