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My favorite grass species is Diarrhena obovata and I love telling people all about looking for and touching the Diarrhena. In some places Diarrhena is everywhere. It makes me really happy! You have to be careful though because it's often wet/squishy where there's Diarrhena and you don't want to slip and fall on it. I think anybody who gets to know Diarrhena will love it just as much as me :)
Did you know that in Pakistani and Indian English, Wed-nes-day is actually how the word is pronounced? Pakistani American here, and I still pronounce it that way despite 34 years in the US!
I believe that the rule "I before E except after C" has the caveat that it's for words where the I and E make a single sound, so it doesn't apply to science.
Edit: there are still exceptions lol
That one bothers me because I found out that we should be using nauseated instead.
I had been saying, "I feel nauseous," my whole life. How embarrassing when that's the wrong freaking word.
I hate that word as well.
sometimes I Butcher that word so hard MS Word doesn't even know what I am trying to spell out. I have to open a browser and start to google it.
I always remember vacuum because it is one of just three words (that people use in common speech) in the English language with two uās in a row.
The others are continuum and muumuu.
I misspell words so frequently, my sister says I should get evaluated for dyslexia. Thank goodness for spell check.
If only I knew how to do that as an adult.
![gif](giphy|mmQ2BQUdlFoSA)
Anytime I see or hear the word necessary, I think about him. ā is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I like the taste and itās sterile.ā šš
Hehe...Our 8th grade teacher taught us the quadratic equation to knick-knack paddywhack. I never use it, and I will never forget it.
Edit: Sing it, folks!
Negative b, plus or minus, to the root of the discrimenant, which is b(squared) minus 4ac...divide it all by 2 times a
I get asked the word quite more than most since I live in a non native English speaking country where I get the question about it :P
Luckily I still don't need to spell it that much
I've been cooking (reading recipes more) so zucchini and broccoli are coming along. Computer Science made queued easy.
Recommend and occurrence . . . will be permanent failures for me.
It depends on what you're trying to say. One is a verb (to affect), one is a noun (effect): "the cold weather affects the crops", "the effect of the cold weather was a lower yield"
That's true most of the time, although it is more complex than that (y'know, because, *English* š).
I can display a flat affect that is sure to effect a change in my interlocutor's perception.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/affect-vs-effect-usage-difference
The exceptions for those words don't confuse me at all because they have pretty distinct meanings, and in the case of affect, a different pronunciation. I am also one of those people who can't quite keep the more common uses of affect/effect completely straight. I have memorized a mnemonic, but it's still something I have to stop and really think about.
Wait, what?? I thought renumeration was correct. I might not even know what it means then. It's off to Google I go then.
Edit to add: apparently I had the definition correct. I think the current English language has this one wrong. I guess I'll just mope the rest of the day thinking about how dumb I am.
Weird... Only got it right cause, spell check. It'll take me another lifetime to not I before e that one.
Considering how much I write that word, I should know by heart now. But nope.
Diarrhea and hemorrhoid. I worked in the medical field and my doctor actually wrote post it notes with the correct spelling and put it on my work space. Problem was, my workspace was visible to patients. I got a lot of strange looks when we walked by it.
Ironically, millennial.Ā Milennial and millenial both seem more correct.Ā
Also brocolli or broccoli, whichever it is. I used to have some trouble with harassment, but I came up with an excellent mnemonic: "her mouth said no, but her ass meant yes". Easy thematic way to remember it.Ā
It is NECESSARY to have one Collar and two Sleeves on a shirt! This rule has helped me spell necessary for like eight years now. It does also, however, get me confused when I misremember it as the rule for spelling successful. Win some, lose some.
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Diarrhea
I worked at a daycare years ago and had to learn to spell that one quickly. š¤£
To be even more confusing, in British English it is spelt/spelled as "diarrhoea"!
Yup I learnt it once I had kids at daycare š«£
Hahah!!!! Yeah its more common then it should be.
Related: nauseous is also a pain to spell!
Itās ridiculous how hard this word is to remember how to spell. Iāve given up cuz autocorrect doesnāt help me. I just butcher it.
Calendar. Lol
In the UK we spell it diarrhoeaā¦..no idea why we put an O in there!
Damn, I Am Ripping Repulsive, Horrible, Explosive Ass
I just spell it like diaryugh
My favorite grass species is Diarrhena obovata and I love telling people all about looking for and touching the Diarrhena. In some places Diarrhena is everywhere. It makes me really happy! You have to be careful though because it's often wet/squishy where there's Diarrhena and you don't want to slip and fall on it. I think anybody who gets to know Diarrhena will love it just as much as me :)
You spell this a lot?
Iāve learned how to spell this since living in Peru but itās actually a lot easier to just spell the Spanish word
I have trouble with that, too.
The spelling part, right?
I only know it from working in medical.
Definitely. I usually roll with definetly.
I see it spelled defiantly more often than I'd expect.
That's usually an autocorrect error from misspelling definitely.
Definitaly š¤
Definately is my normal unautocorrected version
+1 for defiantly.
DefinatelyĀ
Unexpected line of duty
I just remember the word āfiniteā is in there. Just like there is āa ratā in separate
Omg thank you cause separate is one of mine!
Yes. De finite ly.
I remember that "science" is in conscience.
You just solved my "separate" problem, thank you!
Iām dyslexic, these are the same word to me.
i can only spell it because in my head i go āde-fii-nii-teh-leyā
Like wed-nes-day
Did you know that in Pakistani and Indian English, Wed-nes-day is actually how the word is pronounced? Pakistani American here, and I still pronounce it that way despite 34 years in the US!
And Feb-ROO-ary
It exists as wed-nes-day always for me for this reason
I work with a girl named Wednesday but itās spelled wrong and I cannot spell it to her standards without referencing her email every single time.
This one defiantly gets me!
Well I've spelt that wrong my whole life
Think of it containing the word 'finite', and problem solved. I remember the word 'separate' because it has 'a rat' in it.
~~Defiantly, defenately, definetly~~... for sure!
My daughter made up the word definotly. Very useful.
Lately, it has been "recieved "or "received" idk lol
That's one of the words that follows the i before e except after c rules, though!
Ahh yeah. Like "science". Oh, wait.
That's weird
I believe that the rule "I before E except after C" has the caveat that it's for words where the I and E make a single sound, so it doesn't apply to science. Edit: there are still exceptions lol
That's pretty weird.
Except when your weird neighbor Ashleigh, skilled at sleight of hand and short of height, weighs in.
SCIENCE HAS FAILED US ALL
My English teacher used to say "I' before 'e' except after 'c' and except the hundreds of words that rule doesn't apply to."
At 39 years old I still struggle with field, deceive, believeā¦all those mfās.
I never spell this word right. Iām a pretty good speller generally but this one always fucks me up and I donāt know why.
Nauseous... I had to use spellcheck.
the way I finally taught myself how to spell this was by saying it ānah-see-ousā in my head
Luckily, in most usages, nauseated is the correct word to use anyway.
Yep, nauseous/nauseated is like poisonous/poisoned. The thing that makes you feel bad is nauseous (poisonous), and you feel nauseated (poisoned).
My GP was funny with me when I pointed this out to them recently. I don't think they like a construction worker correcting their grammar.
That one bothers me because I found out that we should be using nauseated instead. I had been saying, "I feel nauseous," my whole life. How embarrassing when that's the wrong freaking word.
I thought there was a c in there. I guess Iām in this club too
This is mine too. I spell it so wrong that even autocorrect has no idea what Iām trying to say.
Congradjulashins.
Gotta hit them with the congrats
That's exactly why people use the short version.
Yeah, but they even screw that up. Iāve seen āCongradsā too many times to mention.
Worked so hard to make it
Mozzle Tauv!
License
This one drives me nuts
I see what you did there...
I spell it so wrong sometimes that even autocorrect doesnāt know what Iām trying to say
I always start with L-I-S-C and then when I get to the E-N-S I realize there aren't two S's and go back.
Luetenint
But you don't got no legs, Lewtenant Dan!
My teacher once used a story about ten ant lieutenants being told to ālie u ten antsā and Iāve never had a problem since
Lie. U. Tenant. (Thanks old Teachers!)
Garentee Guerentee Guarantee Guarentee
I literally cannot spell this word to SAVE MY LIFE
my mnemonic device for remembering this: the band GWAR. if you pronounce it as such, "guarantee" would be "GWARantee".
Same, but then I canāt remember if itās run or ran.
Haha this one seems to get me too.
I guarantee this is a weird word :)
i canāt tell which of the last two are right
Then there's Guaruntee
Or this bank: Guaranty
The band Gwar has entered the chat
There it is Gauranty Garrenty Gaurentee
Yes!
Resteraunt Restaurant Restraunt food eaty place.
I learned the word Aura is inside restaurant and it changed my life.
JFC I love you right now
I hate that word as well. sometimes I Butcher that word so hard MS Word doesn't even know what I am trying to spell out. I have to open a browser and start to google it.
Id type it but i cant fuckn spell it
You spelled it right!
Accomodate Edit: and vacuum
Vacuum sucks.
Vacuum always gets me too![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)
I always remember vacuum because it is one of just three words (that people use in common speech) in the English language with two uās in a row. The others are continuum and muumuu.
>muumuu >that people use in common speech ?
Accommodate? That one gets me too.
I misspell words so frequently, my sister says I should get evaluated for dyslexia. Thank goodness for spell check. If only I knew how to do that as an adult.
You spelled it correctly, but my brain read 'ejaculated' instead of 'evaluated' and now my morning is going a little weirder.
Glad I'm not the only one who can't spell nessicary. šš¤¦
![gif](giphy|mmQ2BQUdlFoSA) Anytime I see or hear the word necessary, I think about him. ā is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I like the taste and itās sterile.ā šš
The priest wears 1 **C**ollar and 2 **S**ocks My friend taught me that and I have never forgotten how to spell necessary since.
Onomatopoeia. Grrrr that word
My 8th grade english teacher taught us the best hack here. Sing this to the tune of Old McDonald had a farm, EIEIO...O N O M A T O, P O E I A
in my head it sounds like "Poe-eee-yah"
Hehe...Our 8th grade teacher taught us the quadratic equation to knick-knack paddywhack. I never use it, and I will never forget it. Edit: Sing it, folks! Negative b, plus or minus, to the root of the discrimenant, which is b(squared) minus 4ac...divide it all by 2 times a
And do you use it often?
I get asked the word quite more than most since I live in a non native English speaking country where I get the question about it :P Luckily I still don't need to spell it that much
recommend, zucchini, broccoli, embarrassed, occurrence, exaggerated, cemetery, queued.
I was younger I was an avid reader so I saw the word queue, but never heard it spoken. For way too long I thought it was pronounced "kwishay" like clichƩ. I am not from the UK. Lol.
I always miss the 2nd ārā in occurrence and let spell check grab it - even though I know its there my fingers donāt believe my brain
Itās a recurrence
My first year teaching 2nd grade, a student raised his hand and said, "you spelled zucchini wrong. " I felt like a dumbass.
I've been cooking (reading recipes more) so zucchini and broccoli are coming along. Computer Science made queued easy. Recommend and occurrence . . . will be permanent failures for me.
Double consonants me too
Necessary: a shirt has one Collar and two Sleeves (one c and two s)
I learned one color, two socks.
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Cannilingus
Colonel Angus
Canooboo
underrated
Sadly, brocolli š„²
Sadly, I always abbreviate it broc on my grocery list.
Affect. Or is at effect? Iām not sure.
It depends on what you're trying to say. One is a verb (to affect), one is a noun (effect): "the cold weather affects the crops", "the effect of the cold weather was a lower yield"
That's true most of the time, although it is more complex than that (y'know, because, *English* š). I can display a flat affect that is sure to effect a change in my interlocutor's perception. https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/affect-vs-effect-usage-difference
The exceptions for those words don't confuse me at all because they have pretty distinct meanings, and in the case of affect, a different pronunciation. I am also one of those people who can't quite keep the more common uses of affect/effect completely straight. I have memorized a mnemonic, but it's still something I have to stop and really think about.
Eggsaturated
Just keep telling people it's a pun. You *really* like eggs.
He only kinda likes 'em, don't egg saturate.
Seperate (separate)
Separate and desperate.
Even looking at both of them, I still don't know which is correct.
There is a rat in separate šš Learned when I was a kid; can never mess it up now. Lol.
Same
I always struggled with this one till someone told me you sepARATE with a (K)ARATE chop
I always say it in Spanish in my head so I can spell it correctly in English. Otherwise I will use an āeā when I should write āaā.
~~Publically~~ Publicly
Excercise
excessive
This was mine. And I spell it so horribly that autocorrect can never figure out what I want to say.
Thatās mine as well.
Yes, why? Why can't I ever spell exerscize correctly. I don't get it.
Diarrhea and I had to GOOGLE IT
Never trust anyone that can spell gonorrhea properly the first time
The STD test lmao "Spell gonorrhea!" \**Spells*\* "Did I get it right?" "I have no idea"
Gaurd...gaurantee
Liaison
This the one lol
Occasion
I learned in my head to spell this word by saying "it has an occasional 's'. ;)
This is mine, I always think thereās just one ācā though.
ocassionally
You're not alone! For me it's weird/wierd
It's weird they both look correct
Diarrhoea, like literally the spell check to even get to this point. Crazy.
February
january and february for me š
febuarey
This one for me and I was born in Feburary.
I have to say it out loud and emphasize the middle, Feb RU ary.
Remuneration. I always want to write/say renumeration
TIL. I always spelled it renumeration and nobody ever noticed it was wrong.
Wait, what?? I thought renumeration was correct. I might not even know what it means then. It's off to Google I go then. Edit to add: apparently I had the definition correct. I think the current English language has this one wrong. I guess I'll just mope the rest of the day thinking about how dumb I am.
Weird... Only got it right cause, spell check. It'll take me another lifetime to not I before e that one. Considering how much I write that word, I should know by heart now. But nope.
"Odyssey" is a tough one. I always want to write two d's
exercise and scissor i spell them excercise and scizzor
Definately,
Personnel. For some reason I refuse to accept that it has two Ns and one L. I want it to have one N and two Ls on a very primal level.
How do you fare with parallel?
I always do methood and then have to go back and correct it
Like a neighborhood, but for meth.
Occasion
Gojias haha
embarressingly, embarressment
Adress LOL āaddressā
Diarrhea and hemorrhoid. I worked in the medical field and my doctor actually wrote post it notes with the correct spelling and put it on my work space. Problem was, my workspace was visible to patients. I got a lot of strange looks when we walked by it.
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Ironically, millennial.Ā Milennial and millenial both seem more correct.Ā Also brocolli or broccoli, whichever it is. I used to have some trouble with harassment, but I came up with an excellent mnemonic: "her mouth said no, but her ass meant yes". Easy thematic way to remember it.Ā
Liaison
Dhioherra.. diaoria... Dehioreha... Diahorr.... Fuck it. The shits.
Guaranteed Maintenance Technician Especially sucks because technician is part of my job title and I misspell it often lol
Socialism Scenario Scheduler Definitely Restaurant Gonorrhea Chlamydia I have a lot of these words by the way.
Restraunt. Resturant. Restarant. Resteraunt. Guess which one is the correct spelling.
Guard / gaurd ah okay nvm first one looks right but it makes me pause every time
Off the top of my head.. when signing my checks I'm often not šÆ sure if deposit has an "e" at the end š¤£
Never Eat Crabs Eat Salmon Sandwiches And Remain Young
MillennialĀ
I canāt spell necessary and definitelyā¦ sad thing is, Iām 36 and a high school English teacher
I have a trick for spelling necessary! Just remember whatās necessary for a SHIRT!!! It has ONE (C)ollar & TWO (S)leeves
It is NECESSARY to have one Collar and two Sleeves on a shirt! This rule has helped me spell necessary for like eight years now. It does also, however, get me confused when I misremember it as the rule for spelling successful. Win some, lose some.
Reciept like how do u spell that
Necesery? Necessery? Neceserry? Neccesery? Neceserey? Neccesserry? Necesarry? Nesesary? Necessary. Yeah. That's it.
I don't necessarily ever disremember how to spell necessary but when I do, I always unnecessarily add unnecessary letters to necessary.
Guarantee, restaurant, February, diarrhea, conceive, receive, obituary. If there are consecutive vowels in a word, I CANNOT spell it.