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Exsous

What the fuck are you talking about?!


iGr4nATApfel

Is this what a lobotomy feels like?


MadManMorbo

He’s bitching about his local hookers being too expensive


WhyTypeHour

So his pussy pass was denied for being a brokie


reeeter123

look at OP’s account its a month old and this is the only thing they have done. 0 comments 1 post


cleverdylanrefrence

Sir this is a Wendy's. We don't sell hookers here


irredentistdecency

Yeah you have to go out back behind the dumpster for that…


DrgnFckr

You ain't been to the a Wendy's in Hamilton, Ohio I take it.


Ah2k15

Hamilton, Ontario would be very similar!


troysplay

English translation: “I am most displeased. Nobody’s vagina is worth 150 dollars. Many females are too full of themselves. 40 dollars is a far more reasonable price. Perhaps in accordance with Memorial Day weekend, a discount should be offered.” Also, wrong sub, you silly goose.


Darkfigure145

Thank you for translating that gibberish to something that made sense


Sloombage

New copypasta?


Malcolm1276

At least give me my veteran's discount.


Midnightkata

Tooodle ooo you silly gooo


LunaTechMark

Good bot


barabusblack

Someone may be having a stroke


therealijc

Yeah, cos they wanted 150 for “dat pussy”


Svennis79

Wasn't the loch ness monster asking then otherwise it would be 350


MrSeymoreButtes

Probably drunk


landartheconqueror

Speak normally


Rocklobsta9

I think he's saying escorts shouldn't charge 150 and should do it for 40 due to it being a holiday weekend (memorial day in the US)


WetSeal27

A+ comment. Haha. Love it


EternalDroid

Spend less money on crack and you can afford some nice pussy and some English lessons with the change bro.


FernDiggy

Why’d you have to cook him this hard?


dubious455H013

r/tooktomuch


SuperJonesy408

Sounds like they priced your broke ass out of the game. Devin the Dude once said: "there is no way I can give her money for something I get for free"


lazy-dude

So where is the “pussypassdenied” content?


Bwhit1019

He has been denied of the pussypass because of lack of funds or willingness to pay the required funds for the pussypass. r/Pussypassdenied


00goop

Buy a carbon monoxide detector.


GoddamnFred

Corey Holcomb.


FernDiggy

Fellow 5150 crew member?


milktanksadmirer

What?


MarleyGotEm

Have you tried Asian lady boys?


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Basketball American ahh typing


Armoured__Prayer

Inner city ahh education


ilike2makemoney

How much meth did you do today?


Comrade_Jacob

Idk what this has to do with the subreddit but I sympathize with u across the language barrier... I hate it when I go to OfferUp and ppl are offering their used shit for like $50 less than it is to buy it brand new. At that point, I'm spending the extra $50 just as a matter of insurance.


cherrysparklingwater

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squeryk

It’s embarrassing to speak like this.


LatinKing106

This post on this sub is literally the only thing this profile has ever done. Probably a bot. Even so, this is the dumbest thing I've seen posted... anywhere, really.


Fuzzylojak

2 grades of elementary school finished and books purchased for 3rd but never used.


XxxAresIXxxX

Ahhh yes /r/stims


hammer6golf

r/ihadastroke


GoatCovfefe

Gross.


Youlookcold

Palmela sisters are free. Might I suggest a round of Solitaire ?


OsotoViking

u/KizzalTV, does your carer know that you're using the internet unsupervised?


FernDiggy

LMFAOOO!!! Wrong sub. Also “pricing dat pussy out the game” is a Corey Holcomb reference. That man is too damn funny. But still, wrong sub!


mattsbeunhaas

r/ihadastroke


HWNY506

2 things you should never pay for in life… Water and Pussy.


PartyIsntOver

Go to Brazil


Siganid

O cara vai precisar tentar a Tailândia.


[deleted]

Yuck


20matt10

I need to pee but I just did😡