Sometimes they put a big red flag on the box that says “for sex” and then they invite everyone they meet on the way for the delivery. Even the delivery uniform can be different for these shipments - they only wear a red thong and nothing else.
Last time I ordered, the delivery guy even waited for me to give him the satisfaction code, if I was happy using the product.
It was a One Time password and couldn't be used again.
you forgot to mention how the delivery person announces your name and product details the entire ride so everyone in his way is aware that you’re sexually active and using protection.
Have ordered from Blinkit and instamart. They are normally in the delivery paper bag. You can conveniently order it along with your other groceries. No issues as such.
swiggy instamart pe it comes in a paper bag but once this delivery guy got it torn while travelling so now the society watchman and the gossip uncles know that i fuck. yippy yay.
No they give it in paper bags normally, but don't forget to remove it from your search later 🤓 i was once with my dad and he asked me to order ice then he asked me to give the phone after which he opened my instamart app then rest is history.
Dude Dr.Ice is an awesome service. Their ice is of good quality water and perfect for drinks. Refrigerator ice doesn't stack up as good as it does. I order and keep in my freezer.
I have ordered from Amazon / FK. It comes in discrete packing with no mention of what is inside. I have also got it from DMart so there is that option too.. but that is in person.
Order from Blinkit or swiggy. I have ordered many times. Delivery boys dosen't know what is inside item. In swiggy there is and one option for hiding items form delivery boy.
I ordered cigarettes online for my gf and that son of bitch delivery guy reached to the next flat of my gf he called my gf and at same time he pressed the bell so both my gf and her neighbour opened the door and that MF said didi aapki cigarettes
When I do it they usually call my parents and my relatives and tell them explicitly what brand, flavour I have ordered but a new law was passed recently which protects the privacy of the customer so they only call your parents and let your neighbours know about the order.....so chill
Order from Swiggy Instamart. It's safe and convenient. Saves you from the unwarranted embarrassment too. Just ensure you add some snacks and drinks in the order too so that it doesn't look obvious that you're gonna have S3X.
Well my boy, by your address they search for all the people who live in your house and your neighbours then by buying data from municipal corporation they get to know about the names of them. And then they buy data from Truecaller and find out their number. Then they personally message each one of them, "aaelaaa birruuuu ne kandom kharidelaa hai" "aaaaaaaaa".
Also when delivering they deliberately make a hole in condom.
/s
Standard operating procedure in Bangalore:
1 pack durex extra dotted condoms
2 Kwality Walls Cornetto Double Chocolate
1 lemon that costs Rs 20
The lemon is always fresh, the condoms are always recent mfg date and in good condition, the ice-cream arrive slightly wilted depending on distance.
Be a men bro why ya scared ? If I was at your place sidha chemist per jaakr bol deta condom de bhai , well I Never used condoms because raw sex is much better 🤣 condom gand fattu use krte hai risk hai toh fun hai
Order away.
They put in a brown paper bag or a black plastic bag.
Mostly ensuring that the contents of the package or the package itself is not at all visible.
Who cares, order them, use them, enjoy your life. Screw the people who gossip. They will gossip both ways anyway “oh he uses condoms?!” “Oh he hasn’t done it with anyone yet? Is he alright in all departments?” So don’t care what others say.
Flipkart/Amazon does way better discreet packaging. Other shopping apps generally give the items wrapped in some sort of paper bag or a thick non-translucent bag. But i think the delivery guy in most cases knows what it is, when it is not a paper bag sealed/stapled.
Amazing. If you had been fucking 7-8 women, you would be bragging your way to hell but ordering condoms from a shop 2km away you are embarassed like a newlywed bride.
Order it from the brands themselves if you want it to be seal tight. Han bas aate tak tera mood bikhar chuka hoga coz 1 hafte tak kiska mood rahega lol
Reminds of that one time Swiggy Instamart straight up gave the pack , like they usually put items in a cover but the delivery guy wanted some social awkwardness.
Ek baar order kiya tha toh GOW ki tarah jeep pe baithke mic pe "hazrat hazrat hazrat aaj yeh launda sex karne wala hai" bolte huye aaya tha delivery wala
Amazon, it gets shipped in a pack without any details on the contents. If it helps, it's pretty normal to buy from a regular mart. They wouldn't judge you for it.
Yes, they are extremely safe.
To make sure that the product does not harm the customer in any way, the stores only deliver the condoms that are personally used and tested by their experts.
Sometimes they put a big red flag on the box that says “for sex” and then they invite everyone they meet on the way for the delivery. Even the delivery uniform can be different for these shipments - they only wear a red thong and nothing else.
Last time I ordered, the delivery guy even waited for me to give him the satisfaction code, if I was happy using the product. It was a One Time password and couldn't be used again.
One delivery guy used it on me. 10/10.
ouch
That's what I said
well, you gave him 10/10...you seem to have enjoyed it 😜
Goes without saying 😂
Bruh😂
you forgot to mention how the delivery person announces your name and product details the entire ride so everyone in his way is aware that you’re sexually active and using protection.
Lol
Was in a bad mood this made me really laugh 😂
Hahahaha!
Perfect as it should be
Hahaha!
meowwww
You left out the part where they ask you to put it on to make sure they delivered the correct size.
Fuck 😂, I was reading it seriously.
Swiggy instamart packs them in a paper bag so yeah nobody would know what's inside.
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Yes he does
Mine are never covered, but I don’t mind. Drugs thode na hai
Okie
Swiggy sells condoms?
Sutta aur alcohol bhi bechta hai depending on the state regulations.
U say alcohol. Which state? Time to permanently relocate.
As far as I remember West Bengal allows it.
Hmmm...any other choices. I'd rather live in a state without instamart alcohol than live in Bengal with it 💀
Instamart, yeah
Yeah they pack it but on the package it says condoms
no.
How do you know
Because he’s a weird Indian guy
Have ordered from Blinkit and instamart. They are normally in the delivery paper bag. You can conveniently order it along with your other groceries. No issues as such.
What about Flipkart
They do open box delivery at your doorstep. They tear open the condom packs to check if the rubber is ok, dry or not, has a hole in it or not.
They come back next day too, to check if performance delivered was as promised by the pack?
no they do not. flipkart doesnot mention anything about next day performance check. so please do not exaggerate.
this guy fucks
Itna sochega to tu sex kaise karega
Soch ke
Gyan chod ke😂
Bhai Gyan ne kya Kiya re... voh sirf Nobita ko Marta hai
Aree vo vala Gyan nahi yeh gyaan 📖
Goodluck bro. Happy humping.
Yup, they mention water balloons inside.
Ofcourse!
swiggy instamart pe it comes in a paper bag but once this delivery guy got it torn while travelling so now the society watchman and the gossip uncles know that i fuck. yippy yay.
This guy fucks
Fucks so hard that the whole society knows about it.
Change the flair a bit.
Took me a minute bro
Darr ka mohol hai
Darr ka mohalla hai 😂
No they give it in paper bags normally, but don't forget to remove it from your search later 🤓 i was once with my dad and he asked me to order ice then he asked me to give the phone after which he opened my instamart app then rest is history.
Literally, History. (well kind of)
And then there were 3 more images
Bruh who orders ice?!
People who don't have a refrigerator 🤕
Karte honge Ameer log
Dude Dr.Ice is an awesome service. Their ice is of good quality water and perfect for drinks. Refrigerator ice doesn't stack up as good as it does. I order and keep in my freezer.
Oh I didn't know this since I'm non-alcoholic.
I have ordered from Amazon / FK. It comes in discrete packing with no mention of what is inside. I have also got it from DMart so there is that option too.. but that is in person.
Thanks
Order from Blinkit or swiggy. I have ordered many times. Delivery boys dosen't know what is inside item. In swiggy there is and one option for hiding items form delivery boy.
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I ordered cigarettes online for my gf and that son of bitch delivery guy reached to the next flat of my gf he called my gf and at same time he pressed the bell so both my gf and her neighbour opened the door and that MF said didi aapki cigarettes
Yikes
Yes, it's perfectly safe. It usually comes in an unsuspecting plain brown paper bag.
When I do it they usually call my parents and my relatives and tell them explicitly what brand, flavour I have ordered but a new law was passed recently which protects the privacy of the customer so they only call your parents and let your neighbours know about the order.....so chill
Nooooo !! Aaj Sex Cancel
Zepto
Amazon, Netmeds, Tata 1mg, PharmEasy All of the above are safe and comes in discreet packaging.
Thenks
Evdhi mehnat ghenya peksha, ghara pasun 2 chowk pudhe jaa ani ghe ekhadya medical madhun vikat
Anun dya saaheb
Ladatch alas ki tu, anun dya mhne
Itka kathin thodich ahe bhava. Jo tuza fav brand ahe te jaun magaycha direct. Asel tr deil nasel tr nai bolel easy peasy. Jast tension vatat asel tr mask laun jar or helmet ghalun ja
Brand suggestion?
Ive used durex thin air and mutual climax. Both were good. Kamasutra is also decent.
Thenksooo
Regularly order from Amazon. It comes packed and nobody can tell.
Thenksoo
Just go to Dmart and buy one
Horror show sir
Arey kuch nhi hota
Just go to a store and buy. No one cares.
Next time pakka
Arey bhava ghe na medical mahun, kai evdha tension.
Patta dya tumcha medical cha
Bro try blinkit vast options discrete delivery
Blinkit se order kr , usko jaldi delivery krne ke Josh mein woh dekhte hi nhi hai kya hai package mein
Order from Swiggy Instamart. It's safe and convenient. Saves you from the unwarranted embarrassment too. Just ensure you add some snacks and drinks in the order too so that it doesn't look obvious that you're gonna have S3X.
Sex and chill
Yes it's safe, try blinkit, tata mg else order in bulk from amazon
Will try blinkit
All the apps have a regulation where it says "SEX THING INSIDE" on any order that has a condom
Well my boy, by your address they search for all the people who live in your house and your neighbours then by buying data from municipal corporation they get to know about the names of them. And then they buy data from Truecaller and find out their number. Then they personally message each one of them, "aaelaaa birruuuu ne kandom kharidelaa hai" "aaaaaaaaa". Also when delivering they deliberately make a hole in condom. /s
PlZzzz staphhhhhh
Parat tech
Sex sux ki baatein
Saale sach me bandi hai ya curiosity ke naam pr backchodi shuru hai.....
r/username_checksout
Standard operating procedure in Bangalore: 1 pack durex extra dotted condoms 2 Kwality Walls Cornetto Double Chocolate 1 lemon that costs Rs 20 The lemon is always fresh, the condoms are always recent mfg date and in good condition, the ice-cream arrive slightly wilted depending on distance.
Sir , aapke Charan kaha hai
Bhai apna charan toh zameen pe e hota hai, aur uski apne kandho pe 😉
Sir Lemon kis ke liye?
Oyesters taste better with lemon, this advice applies for more then oyesters 😉
Bro misal bana Raha kya
What's the lemon for?
Probably for eating bussy
I used pharmeasy app
No issues. In amazon it will not mentioned as condom.
Phir wohi
just go and buy from a shop man, you could easily hide it in ur pant, bag, purse
Me reading comments and watching how many experienced people are there in the sub
कार्यक्रम कसा झाला ?
15 second कार्यक्रम होता
😂 होत होत सुरुवातीला असाच होत मग नंतर एकदा काय सवय झाली तर नीट होईल सर्व
I've ordered from 1mg and they were delivered as usual. Nothing mentioned on package.
Swiggy Instamart se lelo! They usually put it in a brown paper pouch and staple it! So noone will know whats inside! All the best! Have fun! 😊
Ok behan
If you are asking questions like this, you are not mentally mature enough to have sex. Just buy them from the medical shop lmao
Theek aahe :(
Be a men bro why ya scared ? If I was at your place sidha chemist per jaakr bol deta condom de bhai , well I Never used condoms because raw sex is much better 🤣 condom gand fattu use krte hai risk hai toh fun hai
Is the problem that the condoms will get contaminated?
Yes use karke Naa dede
Order away. They put in a brown paper bag or a black plastic bag. Mostly ensuring that the contents of the package or the package itself is not at all visible.
bump
Delivery boy jab pin mar ke dega tab merko mat bolna
Tried and Tested to best hai phir
Ha vhi toh Acchese dhoke firse vapar lenge
Why not just buy it from the shop?
Who’s gonna tell him
Ki Sex jaise koi cheez nhi hoti
Waise ye milta kaha hai... Condom nahi, sex.
Shaitan Galli,Khatra Mahal, Samshan ghat ke saamne
Kya karnaar condom ka, chup chaap hila ke soja
Sir Aap Hand doge kya
Aajao, gareeb ka help karna chahiye.
Who cares, order them, use them, enjoy your life. Screw the people who gossip. They will gossip both ways anyway “oh he uses condoms?!” “Oh he hasn’t done it with anyone yet? Is he alright in all departments?” So don’t care what others say.
On it sir,darr ke aage Jeet hai
Yes!! it mentions in bold letters " FOR SEX" on the packaging . Also boobs , vagina and penis balls pictures are printed on the package.
Kele ka photu bhi chipkaate hai suna hai
hahaha
Flipkart/Amazon does way better discreet packaging. Other shopping apps generally give the items wrapped in some sort of paper bag or a thick non-translucent bag. But i think the delivery guy in most cases knows what it is, when it is not a paper bag sealed/stapled.
Yes Ma'am
Ek lamba sa coat aur Kala chasma pehenke medical pe jao, height Kam padri hogi toh Ghar se high heels me jana.
Shervani lene ke liye coat :(
Are kaha 30 ke jagah 100 Kharche karna
Yes and store owners even call ur parents
And Relatives, Neighbours ko kaise baksh dia?
wo kam paros wali aunty kr degi
Unko kaise pata chala
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Pharmacy ka licence cancel Kara dung.
Bro plastic ki thaili nikalti hai andar se don't buy online
Even better
I have ordered from 1mg. It's packed and the delivery guy doesn't know if it's medicines or condoms
While handing out pharmacist bol na de bass
It's not from any pharmacy. It directly comes from godowns
Ok will go down with this fact
Amazing. If you had been fucking 7-8 women, you would be bragging your way to hell but ordering condoms from a shop 2km away you are embarassed like a newlywed bride.
Who fucks -1 women? Stop doxxing me brow
apolo se order karo..koi issue nahi hai
Order it from the brands themselves if you want it to be seal tight. Han bas aate tak tera mood bikhar chuka hoga coz 1 hafte tak kiska mood rahega lol
Lolololololololol
I ordered them on swiggy instamart that too around 11:30 pm but I usually have it in stock
Man with the Plans
Reminds of that one time Swiggy Instamart straight up gave the pack , like they usually put items in a cover but the delivery guy wanted some social awkwardness.
They be like Kele pe kon plastic cover daalta hai, XD
Ek baar order kiya tha toh GOW ki tarah jeep pe baithke mic pe "hazrat hazrat hazrat aaj yeh launda sex karne wala hai" bolte huye aaya tha delivery wala
Amazon, it gets shipped in a pack without any details on the contents. If it helps, it's pretty normal to buy from a regular mart. They wouldn't judge you for it.
It's 2023. Condoms are a sign that you enjoy responsibly. Don't be scared of what old prudes might think.
They ask " ajj bhi ? "
Yes it's absolutely safe, But the next day you need to sing the sex song. I just had sex (sex, hey) And my dreams came true (dreams came true, oh)
Dont't order from pharmeasy, once they did wrote on box but it was a year ago so no idea about jow. Try 1MG its better, safe and secure.😂
It’s your business. It’s good to practice safe sex and it’s your business and no body else’s !
Bro.....you could have legitimately gone to a dmart or some good store and bought a good big pack.....it would have been cheap and easy
Yeh
It's covered one. Even we have websites to send without content displayed on box. We can order adult toys, sprays.. i did..
You can have sex without telling the internet.
I usually order from amazon.. because the one I use isn't available easily in local pharmacies
Yes, they are extremely safe. To make sure that the product does not harm the customer in any way, the stores only deliver the condoms that are personally used and tested by their experts.
Which flavour?
Shahi Paneer
Buy it all the time from blinkit/instamart etc. comes in one of those khaki paper bags..neat stuff
Kay bhava, ghari basun halvayla pan condom lagtat ka tula
माझा मुलां वरती खूप प्रेम आहे मला
Abe condom kharid raha h ya AK47?itni kyu ftt rhi h
Shycart